Chapter 285: The little woman is a seller, not an artist
Keeping the phone open, Haoxue sent all the evil fire to the accelerator, and the Hummer took advantage of the night to rampage on the wide road, like a giant beast that can't find a partner after being in heat.
He Wanjun put on her clothes again, her face still flushed.
She knew that Brother Haoxue must have something big, otherwise, his face would not be so ugly......
Of course it's ugly!
As soon as Hao Xueyi got home, he wasn't even in the mood to say hello to Xiaoyan and the others, so he went into his room and slammed his phone on the bed viciously.
I'll go to your uncle's Wei Chunhua!
Today, if you don't explain the secret of how you can make a phone call to Lao Tzu clearly, Lao Tzu will mobilize a heavy artillery company to blow up your Lichun Courtyard!
No, I forgot that the last thing you are afraid of in this industry is cannons.
Haoxue was so angry that he was panting, the car drove fast, it only took 10 minutes to get home, Wei Chunhua was still going on, this guest's combat effectiveness was okay, stronger than Wei Dabao.
So what am I now?
Haoxue sadly found that his positioning was like a prostitute waiting in line at the door, or the kind that refused to change Wei Chunhua.
What the is this!
Half an hour later, I finally heard Wei Chunhua's sweet and greasy professional goodbye: "Uncle go slowly, remember to come often!" ”
Why don't you know you're pregnant? Really dedicated!
Wei Xiaobao can break out of his shell under such conditions, no wonder he is such a bastard.
"Wei Chunhua, can you hear me?"
Suppressing the anger, Haoxue asked coldly.
Wei Chunhua had just taken out the silver that the guest had stuffed into her belly pocket. Weighing the weight, a little happy. I was startled when I suddenly heard someone talking in my ear.
I'll it. Anyone else hasn't left?
No, the last guest just left, and the previous guest was also personally sent out by me!
Who is so shameless as to hide in their own room and listen to the play?
Ah, the scene just now is a bit intense, you can't cheapen this grandson, you have to give money!
"Who? Come out for the old lady, is it a person in the yard or an eyeless gangster? The spicy mother doesn't bloom, hurry up and climb out by yourself, don't let the old lady pull you out! ”
She scolded without hesitation. Because generally rich people don't do this kind of thing, and they hide it and listen to it?
As long as the money is in place, I don't care how many people you come, why hide it so much.
Therefore, the old lady who has no money is still afraid of you, so she will scold this guy with no moral bottom line first......
Haoxue almost smashed his phone!
was already on fire, so I wanted to ask what method Wei Chunhua used to make the call, and for no reason, I was subjected to a crazy brainless spray of Yangzhou slang.
Wei Xiaobao is an expert in the scolding war of Lichun Academy?
That's just because his mother has already passed the stage of competing for hegemony in the rivers and lakes, and has already reached the supreme realm of no scolding and no scolding.
The son was terrified. Being a mother can be imagined, so Wei Chunhua turned her face and put away the fake gentleness she had just given to the guests, which was simply a god-like existence that Haoxue had never experienced.
"Shut up!"
Haoxue couldn't bear it. said angrily: "You don't know that you are pregnant with a child? I don't know how to accumulate yin virtue! ”
Wei Chunhua was not idle while scolding, and checked under the bed, in the cabinet, and behind the curtains. Nobody's ......
This made her a little hairy, and she couldn't see anyone. The speech is still very clear, is this a human or a ghost?
For the unknown. The more educated the person, the deeper the fear.
Wei Chunhua's education level...... Approximately equal to 0.
So she couldn't help but be a little scared, and she didn't dare to scold anymore. She never scolds people, scolds ghosts...... I don't have the guts.
"Bad kid?"
Wei Chunhua's heart moved, with her own professionalism, this kind of thing would never happen for no reason, just like the one just now, even if he is the top of the sky, the ball is thousand, and the household will be split...... It is impossible to leave any descendants in himself.
The only possibility is ...... That son!
Thinking of this, Wei Chunhua, who was scolding high-pitched just now, had an innocent smile on her face, yes, you heard it right, it was the adjective innocence.
Could it be that the joy of that night really had a result?
"You...... Who is it? How do you know? ”
Haoxue thought to himself, of course I know, I still have a recording!
Not only do I know this, but I also know that your son's name is Wei Xiaobao, your grandson's name is Wei Hutou and Wei Tonghammer, and your granddaughter's name is Wei Bench! There are a lot of your daughters-in-law, and I don't bother to name them.
"Regardless of how I know, I guess I'll see in a month or two. You explain to me first, how did you call? ”
"Temple...... Draw? What kind of painting is that? I'm sorry, please respect yourself, the little woman is a sell-off. I'm not good at poetry and painting, and it's not a specialty service project of Lichun Courtyard, so why don't you go to Cui Taoju to have a look? ”
She is a little sweet and a little apprehensive in her heart now, sweetness is a suspected pregnancy, and of course she is worried because of this strange person who has disappeared, so she doesn't dare to offend.
Haoxue slapped her head, thinking that even if she could dial the number, she would definitely not have a Nokia or any artifact in her hand, otherwise Wei Chunhua would become a crossing party!
Nokia didn't, but this woman was- oh, chicken!
"I mean, how can you talk to me?"
What do you mean by that? You were the one who spoke to me first......"
Wei Chunhua was confused, she only felt that this person didn't match the words before and after, if it weren't for the weirdness, she would have continued to scold and fight.
Haoxue blinked, speechless, why couldn't she understand this!
He believed that Wei Chunhua's surprise was real, and she definitely didn't mean to dial the number and chat with a young man more than 300 years later to talk about her life ideals.
The more likely truth should be: This Wei Chunhua inadvertently triggered something like a switch, an event, and so on, so that the call came, similar to the dial that was accidentally touched by mistake when the mobile phone was put in the pocket.
Now what Haoxue wants to know is where this switch is and what the event is, which is very important to him.
If you can study and understand this, many things will be much easier.
At the very least, Haoxue wants to meddle in a major event, and he doesn't have to refresh the address book three times a day.
Let's say the battle of Guangmingding, he just needs to make it clear to Zhang Wuji, call me when he arrives at the place, and then everything will be OK.
He didn't do anything that day, and his phone kept flashing. Otherwise, if he happened to be busy doing something embarrassing with Xiaoyan and them and missed the time, Zhang Wuji went to the exterminator to save the Five Elements Banner by himself, and the old thief could slap him with one palm......
"Then you take half an hour...... Well, even two quarters of an hour ago, tell me what happened from beginning to end, and don't miss any details! ”
Haoxue looked at the watch, and he had to figure out the time point of the call, and how Wei Chunhua dialed the number.
However, Wei Chunhua's face was a little cowardly, "If the guest is in need, Chunhua can call the shots and give you a discount." Why listen to other people's things and get addicted......" (To be continued......