"Has the food in your unit improved again? I haven't seen you for more than half a month, and our fat body has grown again! As soon as they met, Fu Hao smiled and teased Chen Xiangshan.

"You're a! Will you be able to chat? Chen Xiangshan scolded Fu Hao, sat down on the opposite side of the table, put her two fat arms on the dining table, and asked her the most concerned question as soon as she came up: "Have you ordered food?" I want 100 hemp children. ”

Fu Hao smiled: "I ordered it for you earlier, I can't lose your mouth." ”

Lin Yuting asked Fu Hao in a brainless whisper: "Can pregnant women eat Ma Xiaoer?" ”

"Hahaha!"

Fu Hao was about to be amused by Lin Yuting's serious questioning.

Chen Xiangshan's ears were sharp, and when she heard Lin Yuting's question, her fat face sank suddenly, and she said angrily: "You are only pregnant!" ”

Lin Yuting was speechless with disgust, her mouth was slightly open, and she didn't know what to say.

"Haha, she's not pregnant, she's fat!"

"Pay eighty-one! No matter how cheap your mouth is, I'll sew it up for you! ”

Chen Xiangshan was so angry that he couldn't wait to use chopsticks to smash Fu Hao's mouth.

Lin Yuting was a little shocked, thinking to herself, is Chen Xiangshan really not pregnant? Then she really needs to lose weight with her figure! That's too fat, isn't it?

"Let me officially introduce to you, this heroine among the fat women is my hair boy - Chen Xiangshan. I told you before that we grew up in a miscellaneous family, and it is not an exaggeration to say that we are brothers of the opposite sex. ”

Lin Yuting's body was straight hairy when she was seen by Chen Xiangshan's beautiful eyes, and it felt as if she was being judged by a judge. She smiled shyly at Chen Xiangshan, which was considered a greeting.

"Xiangshan, this is my college classmate - Lin Yuting, from the beautiful Ludao Xiamen in the south of our motherland, you have talked on the phone. When we were in college, we had a crush on each other, and we had electricity on each other, and now we are finally getting better. She's my girlfriend now, I didn't lie to you. ”

Fu Hao introduced Lin Yuting to Chen Xiangshan, and in order to show his intimacy, he also deliberately hugged Lin Yuting's jade shoulder and hugged Lin Yuting into his arms.

Lin Yuting worked hard to act, and showed a much more natural smile to Chen Xiangshan than before, happy like a bird.

Chen Xiangshan hummed and shrugged her fat shoulders, and knocked on the table with chopsticks, "Can you two act more disgusting?" Wearing a horse-faced Monkey King's couple shirt is a couple. I find someone to wear a couple shirt with me, are we also a couple? ”

Lin Yuting got up from Fu Hao's arms and said seriously: "Sister Xiangshan, I really have a relationship with Uncle Hao. ”

"Uncle Hao? I'll go! Why are you called 'uncle'? Chen Xiangshan was amused by this title.

These children around Fu Hao all call him "Bayi", at most they call him "Lao Fu", no one has ever called him "uncle", even if he looks like an uncle.

"Our college classmates call me Uncle Hao."

"Don't explain, I don't believe you can find this kind of goddess-level girlfriend!" Chen Xiangshan looked at Lin Yuting and asked playfully: "I don't understand, beauty, what do you say you are doing badly, why was he fooled into playing his girlfriend?" How much money does he give you, so much sacrifice for you. You're so beautiful, you shouldn't be without a boyfriend, right? You play boyfriend and girlfriend with this white-headed guy, won't your boyfriend be angry when he finds out? Or did you break up with your boyfriend and be taken advantage of by this white-headed guy? I can tell you, beauty, as far as I know about this bald guy, you should stay away from him as soon as possible, otherwise he will sell you and you will help him count the money! You will definitely be the one who suffers in the end! ”

"Your uncle! Fat Shan, why do you keep pestering me when you say me so badly? ”

Fu Hao was laughed at by Chen Xiangshan.

"Hehe, because only I can control you."

When Chen Xiangshan laughs, two very charming little pear nests will be embedded in the two fat faces, which are particularly cute.

Chen Xiangshan said again: "And I don't call it pestering you, I'm helping you back." With your qualifications, what do I think, you won't be able to get a wife before you are 30 years old. After the age of 30, no one wants you anymore. Fortunately, with me, I can continue the rest of your life, so that you won't be lonely for the rest of your life, haha. ”

Lin Yuting was stupid by what Chen Xiangshan said, her real girlfriend was sitting in front of her, Chen Xiangshan could actually say such a thing, this fat Shan's face is thick, and Ji Renwei has a fight!

Fu Hao held Lin Yuting's soft hand tightly, and used strength to warn Lin Yuting, at such a critical moment, don't show cowardice!

"Sister Xiangshan, I'm really Fu Hao's girlfriend."

Grabbed by Fu Hao's thick and hard hands, Lin Yuting worked hard to explain to Chen Xiangshan, and even changed the title of Fu Hao to show formality.

"Did you two go to bed?"

Chen Xiangshan asked with a snort, his attitude looking very disdainful.

Lin Yuting's little face was slightly ashamed when she was asked, and she didn't know how to answer.

"It's on! But don't ask for details, and I won't tell you if I do. This Nima is our private matter, even if we are iron, I won't tell you! ”

"Haha, you're less here, as soon as you lie hard, your left eyebrow trembles." Chen Xiangshan smiled and pointed to Fu Hao's eyebrows, and said, "Xiao'er, others don't understand you, don't I know you yet?" As soon as you see the girl's body, you will faint with a nosebleed. I also slept with her, who are you fooling? ”

Chen Xiangshan really knows Fu Hao too well, and even in some ways, she knows Fu Hao better than Fu Yu. Fu Yu hasn't been in Beiliang for a few years, she hasn't lived by Fu Hao's side, Chen Xiangshan has been a neighbor and alumnus with Fu Hao, she knows Fu Hao too well, Fu Hao wants to lie to her, it's really not so easy.

Fu Hao was speechless by Chen Xiangshan's refutation. This fat man decided on one thing, it was really eight cows that couldn't pull it!

Lin Yuting showed surprise.

When she was in college, she heard Fu Hao's gossip.

It is said that when Fu Hao went to Xiwei for an internship, he once went swimming with Li Rui and them, and a girl slid down the water slide, and the swimsuit on her chest was washed up, Fu Hao had a nosebleed after seeing it, and then fainted in the water, almost drowning!

Those boys used to make fun of Fu Hao about it later.

But the girls all thought it was fake, and it was the boys who were deliberately messing with Fu Hao.

Now listening to Chen Xiangshan, this ...... It could be true!

The little head melon changed the style of painting in an instant.

was too curious about why Fu Hao fainted, so Lin Yuting asked Chen Xiangshan: "Why does Uncle Hao faint with a nosebleed when he sees the girl's body?" ”

"Haha, and said that you went to bed, I guess he hasn't even touched you! I haven't seen your body either. You don't even know what's wrong with him. Chen Xiangshan seized the opportunity to attack Lin Yuting.

Fu Hao's face was as gray as dirt, and the trapped beast fought back against Chen Xiangshan: "You think everyone is like you, so casual." We've just gotten together, and we're not there yet. But it's not far off, right, Ting'er? ”

Fu Hao secretly gave Lin Yuting a look and reminded her not to dance!

Lin Yuting was immersed in great curiosity and couldn't extricate herself, her eyes were full of cute and cute looking at her, and she asked Fu Hao in an incredible tone: "Do you really see that the girl's body will faint with nosebleeds?" ”