Chapter 52: Funny Sickness

Fu Hao was angry, and said in his heart that this Taipanhua cares so much about this!

Chen Xiangshan burst into laughter, holding her fat belly and laughing non-stop, adding fuel and vinegar and said: "That's right, he will faint as long as he sees the body of a beautiful girl, so he will never find a girlfriend like you, haha!" ”

"Really?" Lin Yuting became more and more curious.

was stared at intently by Lin Yuting to seek a solution, Fu Hao really had no choice, so he had to say: "I don't faint when I see the girl's body, I faint when I see blood." I have a relatively strict zhòng sickness. ”

"Huh? Do you have sickness? "After four years of classmates, Lin Yuting has never heard of Fu Hao having this problem!

Fu Hao was in college, and his classmates only knew that he fainted three times, the first time was not long after the start of school, he saw a car accident on the way to school, there were large pools of blood stains on the ground, and brain pulp or something, which was particularly disgusting.

He was riding a bicycle when he fainted and was half killed.

At that time, the boys in their class thought that he had suffered from heat stroke, so he fainted, and he himself was embarrassed to explain anything, so he prevaricated.

The second time I fainted, it was when I was a sophomore, one morning Xu Wei was in a daze and got up in a hurry, jumped off the top bunk, stepped on the durian with his feet, and was pierced with several big wounds, which sprayed blood directly, and Fu Hao fainted after seeing it. But that time, the big guys thought he was sleeping, and they didn't care.

The third time, which is the most embarrassing one, is to go to Xiwei for an internship. A group of boys went swimming, and he saw a girl with huge breasts sliding down a water slide up the water slide, her swimsuit washed off, and her chest was full of spring.

At that time, the weather was dry and dry, and he had just arrived in Xiwei, a little unaccustomed to the water and soil, as soon as the firepower rushed, he had a nosebleed, and then when he looked down, he saw the scene of the blood-stained pool, he directly fainted in the water with weak legs, choked on the water, and almost drowned.

Later, it was said that Li Rui's sister Li Xue, who was very close to him at that time, pulled him to the shore and did chest compressions, and pressed the water out, which rescued him.

It was really embarrassing, and they all laughed at him, saying that he was stunned by the girl's big, and he had to explain to them that he actually had a very strict hemophobia. But Ji Renwei didn't believe it, so he said that he was stunned by the girl's big, which made Fu Hao quite helpless.

Fu Hao has always been reluctant to tell others that he has fainting. Because this matter has been bothering him, he went to the hospital to see it, but he couldn't be cured, which made him very distressed.

Now that Chen Xiangshan has exposed the truth, Fu Hao has to tell Lin Yuting truthfully: "My disease is very complicated, I usually see one or two drops of blood, I am fine, I can bear it." But as soon as I saw more blood, especially my own blood, I was almost certain to faint. ”

Lin Yuting has only seen the miraculous disease of motion sickness in novels or TV series, and she has never seen anyone get this disease in real life!

Unexpectedly, Fu Hao turned out to be a patient with fainting blood, which is really amazing for her!

Fu Hao smiled bitterly at Lin Yuting and didn't want to say more.

Chen Xiangshan hugged her stomach and laughed: "Beauty, you know why I don't believe you are her girlfriend, this guy can't have a girlfriend with a good figure by nature!" There's a reason why I say I'm a perfect match for him. Only when he sees a girl of my stature will he not faint. ”

Lin Yuting was stupid, she was going to act to deceive Chen Xiangshan, but when Chen Xiangshan told such a shocking fact, she completely jumped into the play and didn't know how to act at all.

"Fat Shan, you're almost done, don't gloat. I don't get nosebleeds when I see beautiful women, why can't I have a normal girlfriend? ”

"Fart, don't be embarrassed to admit it, your male hormone secretion is vigorous, just like Gu Tianle in "Single Men and Women", you will have uncontrollable nosebleeds when you see a girl with a better body, your sister has fainted you several times, don't think I don't know, haha, you can't have a relationship with a girl with a good figure at all, only I am your Yoremi! Just accept your fate! God just wants us to be together! ”

As soon as Fu Hao heard Chen Xiangshan say Youlemei, he felt like he was about to collapse. When he has money in the future, he must buy the brand of Yoremi! Let it become history completely, he never wants to hear the word Yoremi again in his life.

was said by Chen Xiangshan, Lin Yuting suddenly thought: Why hasn't Fu Hao had a girlfriend for so many years? It turned out that he had a physical problem and couldn't hand it over!

In fact, not only did she have a good impression of Fu Hao when she was in school, but when she was a sophomore or junior before, many junior sisters and senior sisters from the same college confessed directly to Fu Hao, but they were all rejected by Fu Hao.

Now think about it, those girls who confessed to Fu Hao are in good shape!

It turned out that it wasn't Fu Hao's heart that he belonged, but that he couldn't have a girlfriend with a normal figure!

Thinking about it like this, Lin Yuting's heart is much more balanced.

Fu Hao didn't call her all the time, it turned out that it was because of physical reasons, not because he liked Liu Lin, haha! Thinking of this, Lin Yuting couldn't help but want to laugh.

“…… Just this feel is cool~! Bei'er Shuang~! This feel is twice cool~! ”

Just when Fu Hao couldn't cry or laugh the most, his mobile phone rang.

Seeing that it was Fu Yu calling, Fu Hao took his mobile phone out to answer the phone, and just took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette.

Now that the whole city has quit smoking, you can't smoke in restaurants, and if you want to smoke, you have to go outside.

Outside the restaurant, lit a cigarette, Fu Hao picked up Fu Yu's phone-

"Hey, sister, are you back in Beiliang?"

"No, I'll be back at noon on Wednesday. I'm having dinner with friends here in Shanghai, and there is a Mr. Zhou who does car rental business, and the company is very big. I chatted with Mr. Zhou about the car rental company, and they told me that the car rental business is very difficult to do now, the market is very sluggish, and he doesn't build a circle where we wade into the water. I just want to ask you, who gave you the idea to do the car rental company's business? This thing seems to be very unreliable! ”

"Wait for you to come back and meet and talk, this matter is not just the car rental company, there are many projects involved, let's meet again, I will tell you in detail."

"Don't make a fool of yourself! Don't be fooled! ”

"Don't worry, I'm not going to do it."

"Then let's do it for now, and I'll call you when I get back."

"Okay, then."

Fu Hao picked up Fu Yu's phone, he hadn't smoked a few puffs of the cigarette in his hand, he didn't go back to the restaurant immediately, and was going to go back after smoking the cigarette.

When he was smoking, he was bored, so he swiped the circle of friends.

A fat high school male classmate in memory posted a bitter sigh in the circle of friends: "I confessed to the girl I liked and was rejected, but I still like her, am I hopeless?" ”

Fu Hao smiled when he saw it, and casually wrote a comment below: "Second Senior Brother, you are not hopeless, you have made a mistake about what confession is." The confession should be a clarion call for final victory, not a charge for an attack. ”

There is also a high school female classmate below who posted on Moments: "What does the phrase "Who, hold my hand, and make me crazy for half my life"? ”

Fu Hao commented at the bottom and replied: "I am sick, who has medicine!" ”

After commenting, he laughed first, and I believe that the female classmate will burst into laughter when she sees it.

It was very hot outside the restaurant, and there were more and more people waiting for a table.

And in the restaurant, the people who have seats eat very high.

Fu Hao was smoking in the circle of friends outside, and the dishes they ordered on the table had been served one after another.

Seeing that there was something to eat, Chen Xiangshan was in a good mood, and finally became less hostile to Lin Yuting.

With white and chubby meat hands, breaking the hard shell of crayfish, and eating a mouth full of oil, Chen Xiangshan smiled and probed Lin Yuting: "Beauty, just tell me the truth, you and Fu Hao are fake boyfriend and girlfriend, right?" He's fooling you into helping him act, playing with me, right? ”