The bamboo locust spirit returned to the dense forest angrily, and the green snake spirit saw it and said with a smile: "It's been less than half a day since I went back, and I remembered me!" ”

"Stinky! When Lao Tzu was the prince of bamboo shoots, although he couldn't become a real husband and wife, Xue Niang still had a deep love for me, if it weren't for you, the goblin, to tease me, saying that he could avenge me, he wouldn't have done it step by step, today you turned me into a monster, no person, no ghost, so that I can't return home, Lao Tzu and you fight! When the bamboo locust spirit speaks, it will pounce on it. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Since the green snake spirit absorbed his masculinity, the demon skill has greatly improved, flashed to the side, avoided the attack of the bamboo locust essence, and hurriedly said: "If you want to fight, you must also make it clear before you do it!" ”

"What's there to say about that? I asked you to help me change back to my original state, but you made me ugly, I saw that you did it intentionally, so that Xue Niang would not dare to approach me, so that she had to come back to you, right? Tell you, even if Xue Niang never wants me, I can't stay by your side, I stand from a distance and look at her, protect her, even if I can never meet, I have no regrets! The bamboo locust spirit said.

Alas! What an infatuated man! It's a pity that I took the wrong path, maybe this is also God's arrangement, right? There are lovers but they can't become dependents, in fact, Fang Lei gave Xue Niang three elixirs when he left, the bamboo locust essence has faded to the hard shell, although the body is full of demonic energy and has become ugly, but he has not harmed anyone, at this time, after taking these three elixirs, the soul in the body will break out of the cocoon and become a real Zhu Shiwen, and he will be able to break the mirror and reunite, but it's a pity that Xue Niang doesn't have this fate, and is destined to be the widow's life, it's really a shameful life!

The green snake spirit said: "You can't blame me, the prince of bamboo shoots was born with this appearance, with a long mouth, protruding eyes, and a face full of patterns, I can only help you remove the hard shell, like a person, at least, you no longer have a long mouth, what else do you want?" I've been cultivating with Master for ten years, and I can't make my breasts bulge like a real woman? You only practiced for three months, and you want to become a beautiful man? ”

"How long does it take to cultivate before you can become the handsome scholar of the previous Ruliu?" The bamboo locust spirit is whimsical again.

The green snake spirit said: "This is not difficult, as long as you can find a man with a similar appearance, scare him to death, and then borrow the corpse to return the soul, won't it be successful?" But there is one thing, if you can't get into his body, it means that you can't be paired with this dead body, and you have to find someone else until the match is successful! ”

"Isn't that to scare a lot of good men to death? But I'm guilty of sin! The Bamboo Locust Spirit hesitated.

The green snake spirit said: "The so-called small amount is not a gentleman, no poison is not a husband, as long as you can achieve your own goals, you must do whatever it takes!" ”

"Good! As long as you can become a real husband and wife with Xue Niang, Lao Tzu can't take care of it so much! The bamboo locust spirit said.

The green snake spirit said happily: "I can help you with this, I am responsible for seducing the man, taking him to a secluded place, you will scare him to death, and then get into his body, use his stinky skin, and deceive the trust of the snow lady!" ”

In fact, this is another trap set by the green snake spirit, how can there be such an easy thing in the world?

She just wants to drag the bamboo locust essence into the water, turn it into a professional killer, commit crimes everywhere, and make the people of the world worried, unable to sleep and eat, and panic all day long, this is the result that Ed, a ladyboy, wants to see the most.

But said that after the lizard spirit broke its tail to save its life, it was as anxious as a lost dog, and flew for an hour, due to excessive fright, and weak body, so she had to land in a bush on the edge of Dawang Town.

When it was dark time, she dressed up carefully, and she was already wearing a white crop top dress as thin as cicada wings, which made her look even more bewitching and charming.

She knows that the place where women can best reflect their charm is the Happy Forest, which is the entertainment place that rich men like to set foot in, drink flowers and wine, play with women, sleep in flowers and willows, and never return home all night.

Sure enough, when she entered, a pair of two-color fascinated, drunken hazy eyes, scanning from top to bottom, she was not like the green snake spirit, her shoulders were thin, her chest was flat, but she had a devilish figure, beautiful curves, convex places, concave places, especially those soul-hooking eyes, hooking souls, so many men were fascinated and couldn't do it themselves.

In the midst of the "sighs" of many men, she walked straight to a man's side, in fact, this is also the prey that she has been observing outside the field for a long time before she is determined, and stepped forward and asked: "Big boss!" Can I invite a little girl to drink two cups? ”

The entourage beside him also pouted: "Boss! A girl who is like a flower wants to have two toasts with you, respectively, she can afford you, and she doesn't agree to others? ”

"Okay! Tobacco and alcohol are not separated, so just sit down here, right? The thief pointed to the empty stool next to him and said.

After the lizard spirit sat down, he asked, "What's the boss's surname?" It's a blessing for a little woman to know you, a great nobleman! ”

"My surname is Zhao, what's the girl's name?" The thief boss asked.

The lizard spirit said: "My name is Xiyi, a native of Daqi Town!" ”

The entourage said: "Heroes don't ask where they come from, let's still talk about winning or losing at the wine table, right?" ”

"It's good! People say that acquaintance is fate, let's do it three bowls, how about it? The Lizard Spirit said.

When she said that, she picked up the wine jar, first poured wine for the two of them, and she also poured a big bowl herself, and the three of them did three bowls in a row, and then began to pick up the dishes.

Everyone knows that the fox spirit is the easiest to deceive people, but this lizard spirit is better than them, at this time, the thief master has long been fascinated by her, and he doesn't know the world.

The thief's surname is Zhao, called Zhao Desheng, is the big boss of the vulture cottage, there are more than 100 people under his command, under the banner of "killing the rich and helping the poor, for the heavens", in fact, it is a group of green forest robbers who occupy the mountain as the king, they do not kill corrupt officials and corrupt officials, do not kill bullies and profiteers, but specialize in robbing homes and houses, and harming the people.

Especially in the past two years, after the eunuch Wei Zhongxian took control of the government, corrupt officials and corrupt officials in various places only cared about looting the people's fat and ointment, and wantonly amassed wealth, resulting in the intensification of banditry, thieves and thieves, which were difficult to exterminate, Zhao Desheng brazenly went to the town to live in inns, patronized taverns, gambling halls, happy forests, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, doing everything, and openly robbed the villagers' property, which has reached the point of lawlessness.

The three of them pushed the cups and drank happily until the second half of the night, when they dispersed, and when they returned to the inn, the attendants opened a single room for the lizard, and the two lived in another large room.