The three of them stayed in the inn for three days, and drank in the happy forest for three nights, and the thief and the lizard spirit were already very well acquainted, to the point where they had nothing to say and nothing to talk about. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

This night, Zhao Desheng took advantage of the wine and asked, "Analysis! I want to make you the lady of the vulture cottage, how about it? ”

"Okay! But you have to have a big feast in the cottage and hold a marriage ceremony in a beautiful way, she is a yellow flower girl! "Lizard Spirits deserve it very simply.

Zhao Desheng never dreamed that he was in his thirties and could marry a twenty-year-old girl, so he immediately said: "Of course! I want to hold a feast in the cottage and drink him for three days and three nights, so that you, the lady of the village, will also be majestic! ”

Early the next morning, Zhao Desheng immediately instructed his entourage to return to the cottage first, and arranged for a dozen thieves to come to the town to buy vegetables and meat, while he accompanied the lizard spirit to buy a dowry on the street, marry a fairy bride, and be a thief groom himself.

In the evening, the vulture cottage was really lively, the thieves decorated the new house of the big boss with a new look, new beds, new seats and new quilts, all of which were selected materials by the lizard, and the new products made in the tailor shop, she finally became a bride, and after tonight, she was the real goblin, and all the actions she had done with Ed before were nothing.

The marriage ceremony was held in the hall, and all the decorations were arranged by his entourage with the thieves, and the red carpet was covered on the ground, which was very grand.

When a pair of dogs and men were embraced into the hall, the attendants shouted: "One worships heaven and earth, two worships the high hall, husband and wife worship each other, and send them to the cave room!" ”

Zhao Desheng has no parents, and no one from the lizard's maiden family comes, and the so-called "worship and marriage" ceremony of the two is meaningless.

At this time, more than a dozen tables had already been set up in the open space, and there were several large jars of wine in the corners, and the thieves were waiting for this meal, and the thief boss held a large bowl full of wine, and said loudly: "Brothers! Tonight, it is a good day for me and Xi Yi to get married, after tonight, she is the lady of Vulture Mountain, from now on, I, a bachelor who has been guarding for more than 30 years, there is also a woman who knows cold and hot by the pillow, and there is more person who warms the bed, so I decided to have a big dinner for three days and three nights, a big bowl of drinking, and a large piece of meat, so that everyone can eat and drink well, even if you are drunk like mud, it doesn't matter, but there is one, everyone should not run to Lao Tzu's new house with nothing to do, see the things that should not be seen, or eavesdrop outside the room, once discovered, will not be spared! ”

At this time, a thief asked, "Big boss! Tonight, it's okay to make a hole in the room, right? ”

"This can be, but it can't be too late, the so-called Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and time is precious!" The thief boss said.

After everyone knew the news of the feast for three days, they jumped up with joy, this day of licking blood on the head of the knife, being able to drink for a day is a day, and being able to enjoy a day is a day, maybe something happened that day and lost his life, but it can be regarded as having enjoyed it.

These reckless men in the mountains and fields, drinking and drinking, began to squat on the stool, shouting five and drinking, I don't know whether it was lively or noisy, some people picked up some small stones, and began to gamble, and they had already thrown the matter of the cave house out of the nine heavens.

The thief master saw it, and he was happy in his heart, if the thieves didn't come to the cave room, he would be able to do that trick with the goblins earlier, in the past three days, his three souls and seven spirits had long been hooked by the goblins, he often went in and out of the fireworks and willow lane, and had seen a lot of amorous women, but he had never seen such a bewitching woman, this is the special thing about the goblins, right?

The combination of the thief and the goblin is also covetous, each has its own good, or it will not be glued so quickly, the thief is greedy, the goblin looks bewitching, and the soul is seducing, so that he can see that his legs are weak, and he can't walk on the road; The goblin is greedy for sex, and when he is happy, he can also absorb his masculinity and enhance his demon skills, why not?

But the essence of the lizard, there is much more than that, when choosing the target, she took a fancy to the thief at a glance, after marrying him, she became the lady of the village, you can control him, let his subordinates kill people everywhere and set fires, make the people restless, and people panic, this is the real purpose of the goblin.

The thief boss ordered the kitchen to bring the food and wine into the new house, and he slipped in, and after drinking a glass of wine, the lizard spirit said, "Master! After worshipping heaven and earth, after drinking a glass of wine, the little girl is your person, you have to swear, you will treat me well in this life and this life, don't go out to mess with flowers and grass again! ”

"I swear! In this life and this life, it is only good for Yi Yi alone, if there is a different heart, there will be five thunders in the sky! The thief said.

The lizard stretched out his right front paw, covered his mouth, and said delicately, "Hmm! People tell you to swear, but they don't ask you to swear poison, why take it so seriously? ”

"If you don't swear seriously, how can you show my sincerity?" The thief boss said.

The lizard spirit said: "Since the concubine is already the lady of the village, she should share the responsibility for you, and I will take the brothers out to do business in the future, and you will stay in the village to deal with affairs, and if you have nothing to do, you will rest, recuperate, and stay at night to do those unsightly and bad things!" ”

"You are a woman's family, and you can also do those things that fight and kill, and lick blood on the knife?" The thief boss asked.

The lizard spirit said indifferently, "Who said you need a sword to kill someone?" ”

"Without a sword, do you grab with your hands and bite with your mouth?" The thief asked.

The lizard spirit said: "Even if you are right, the concubine was born in a martial arts family, and she has already practiced the eagle claw skill, hard as steel, sharp as an awl, disemboweled, no problem!" ”

When she said this, she scared the thief half to death, and he had already lost his hope, drinking in a big bowl and eating meat in large pieces, so as to strengthen his courage, and the two of them drank until the second half of the night, and then rested.

The so-called "sit and eat the mountain empty", the thieves have been drinking for three days, basically the savings in the cottage have been exhausted, fortunately there are spies to send the news, tomorrow afternoon, there is a dart car to pass through the Chilian Mountain Road, it seems that there is a lot of oil and water.

The lizard spirit said to the thief master: "Tomorrow I will personally go out and take the disciples in the village with me, not only to rob goods, but also to kill!" ”

"If they don't resist, it's time to rob the goods! Why take people's lives? The thief said.

The lizard spirit said, "This is called killing a hundred people!" If they don't kill a few, they don't know that Ma Wangye has three eyes? ”

"Shall I take my brethren with me? In the three nights I have been married to you, I have always been unable to sleep, and I found that there is a strong fishy smell on your body, which is disgusting! The thief said.