Chapter 548: The Impact of Fart
"Yes, it's all your reason anyway, let's not play, okay?" Lin Zi rubbed his sore hands and said angrily on the back of his hand.
However, Shi Yuehua turned her face faster than she turned a book, and she giggled in an instant: "It's not right for you to eat my sister's tofu, but it's okay for my sister to take advantage of my younger brother, come, my sister will help you rub your little ass." The hand was already on Lin Zixian's ass and stroked.
Lin Zixian suddenly got goosebumps, shrank his buttocks, and ran to the other side, crying and begging for mercy: "Senior sister, my eldest sister, let's not play, okay, have a good meal?" ”
Shi Yuehua laughed again, moved over with the wine jar again, grabbed Lin Zixian's arm who was about to run away and smiled: "Don't run, am I so terrible?" ”
People are deeper than their own internal strength, Lin Zixian struggled a few times, but he didn't dare to touch her body again, naturally he couldn't break free, he was almost held in his arms, and he could only say with a bitter face: "Senior sister, I beg you to accept the answer, what do you want to play?" Let's stop playing, okay? ”
Playing with the head of the seven factions in applause before, he was secretly too proud that he couldn't do it, but this time he fell under a woman's pomegranate skirt, and he couldn't accept it, the key is that he is not so shameless as anyone. In this world, if you are not afraid of righteous people and gentlemen, you are afraid of shameless people, especially female shameless people, which are even more terrifying!
"It's too late for my sister to thank you, so how can she play with you? What a good brother of mine, poof! Shi Yuehua hugged his head and kissed him on the cheek.
It's just a kiss, but he also confides in his tongue. It slid in his face. After letting go of him, the bright red tongue licked around his lips again, as if he had tasted something delicious, and Lin Zixian felt a chill for a while, and quickly wiped his face.
Fortunately, Shi Yuehua didn't toss him anymore, and after letting go of him, he beckoned, "Hurry up and eat." After eating, I went back and told my sister the answer, otherwise I will fail the exam alone in the eight major schools of the exam tomorrow, and my face will be embarrassed. ”
Lin Zixian finally breathed a sigh of relief. I stuffed a bowl of rice into my stomach and ate a few random dishes, which was really full.
Shi Yuehua casually filled her stomach. Eating is not the goal. Then he got up and walked to the cabinet on the side, turned out a mirror and set it up, sat cross-legged, looked in the mirror and re-tied his hair, and then pointed to the hat hanging on the wall unceremoniously and said, "Little brother, help me bring the hat." ”
Lin Zixian, who was picking his teeth with a toothpick, was a little speechless, got up and walked to the wall, took his hat, and handed it to Shi Yuehua.
Shi Yuehua grabbed his hair with both hands, tilted his head left and right in the mirror to see if it was neat or not, brushed the messy hair on the hairline and said, "Help me put it on, have you worn it?" Just slip it through the hole. ”
Lin Zixian looked at the hat in his hand. I found that there was a hole in the top of the hat, and after I put it in the right position, I stood behind her and helped her put it in the hair bundle.
Shi Yuehua changed hands and grabbed the hair bundle that emerged from the middle of the hat, and with the other hand, he pulled the brim of the hat neatly and picked up the hairpin on the cabinet. Inserted into the hair, and the curled hair was firmly resisted. After looking left and right at the mirror again, he confirmed that there was no problem, reached under his belt and found a purple-black wooden sign, handed it to Lin Zixian with his backhand: "I helped my sister put on a hat, and my sister will also give you a gift." ”
Lin Zixian took the wooden sign and looked at it. I found that the sign was carved with a circle of rattan patterns around it, with the word 'Wu' embossed on one side and an unknown plant embossed on the other, so I couldn't help asking, "Senior sister, what is this?" ”
"One of the tokens of the leader of my witch sect, I will have the opportunity to go to Miaojiang to play in the future, if you want to find me, take the token to find the sacrificial elders of any tribe, and they will find a way to take you to me. Another advantage is that any tribe of my Miao people who hold this token can enjoy the courtesy of the most distinguished guests, which can be described as responsive. Shi Yuehua looked at Lin Zi, who was looking at the token in the mirror, and said with a smile: "I won't give this thing away by the way, because you Han?" There are too many people with bad intentions, and as the sect leader, I can't ignore the safety of my clansmen, my sister can give you this gift, it's good for you, right? But you have to put this thing away, don't give it away. ”
"Such a valuable gift, I naturally have to take it." Lin Zixian laughed, but muttered in his heart, Wu Chengdao gave me a jar of monkey wine, Shi Yongxin gave me a string of thousand-year-old Bodhi prayer beads, and this cheap sister gave me a face token, but the other five did not receive a penny, is it a little too cheap for them?
However, when he thought that he had forcibly taken Ruyun Zhenren's daughter, he suddenly felt a little embarrassed and secretly scolded himself for thinking too much.
Shi Yuehua knew that he had already thought so much about the ghost in his stomach, so he stood up and personally took the Taoist robe hanging on the wall and put it on.
Dressed neatly, Shi Yuehua opened her arms and turned around twice in front of Lin Zixian and asked, "Sister, am I beautiful in this robe?" ”
Lin Zixian lifted his red robe and hid the token, gritted his toothpick and nodded, and the sycophant came casually: "Beautiful, senior sister has the appearance of a shy flower in the closed moon, the posture of a sinking fish and a wild goose, and everything she wears is as beautiful as a fairy, very beautiful." "Anyway, if you say it's good and obedient and don't want money, I'll remind you that you're already in your fifties?
Shi Yuehua chuckled: "My mouth is so sweet, I am so excited about my sister, it seems that I have usually hooked up with a lot of little sisters, right?" ”
"What's the matter, little brother, I'm an honest person." Lin Zixian denied it: "It's purely to see that my sister is really beautiful, so I can't help but make a few sycophants." ”
Shi Yuehua nodded solemnly and said: "I can see that you are an honest person, it doesn't matter if you pat your sister's ass, don't shoot your sister ** again in the future, it still hurts a little now." ”
The toothpick that Lin Zixian held at the corner of his mouth suddenly fell to the ground, and hung a black line on his head, which pot this woman doesn't open and mention. If it is known that Lao Tzu eats tofu from a woman in her fifties and is in her fifties, then Lao Tzu must not find a piece of tofu to be killed?
"Death, I'm not happy to take advantage of it, don't blackface, I don't know if I'm playing with you." Shi Yuehua poked a finger in his chest, opened the door with a pair of jade feet bare, put on shoes at the door, turned around and beckoned to him: "What are you rubbing?" ”
Lin Zi, who walked to the door and wore shoes, muttered idly: "Senior sister, don't mention that incident again, I didn't mean to." Besides, if it reaches other people's ears, it will also damage your reputation, right? ”
"I Miao people like it, I don't like it, I don't like it, as long as I meet the man I like, a mountain song is right, and I can immediately go to the grass nest together, so there are not so many taboos. Besides, if it is spread out, it is also an old cow eating tender grass, and people still praise me for my ability, how can it damage my reputation? Shi Yuehua sneered disdainfully.
Lin Zixian suddenly became anxious, you don't take this matter seriously at all! said urgently: "Senior sister, you don't really want to preach everywhere, do you?" ”
"What are you talking about, are you still a little responsible, a big man is still afraid of this? Hurry up, go back and tell me the answer. Shi Yuehua dragged him away.
Lin Zi, who was dragged all the way, said anxiously: "Shoes, I still have a shoe to wear." ”
Shi Yuehua was stunned for a moment, looked down, and found that he was indeed a little anxious, Lin Zixian was wearing one shoe, and the other shoe was still a few meters away, and the winter had not yet passed, and it was indeed unsightly to run out in one shoe, so he let go of him a little apologetically.
Lin Zi walked back and put on his shoes, and when he walked back, he was dragged by Shi Yuehua's arm.
Lin Zixian really couldn't bear her, so he broke her hand and said, "Someone is watching, don't hug and hug." ”
"What? Dislike me? Shi Yuehua glared.
"None? I'm afraid that the impact will be bad, and I'm afraid that someone with a heart will see it and gossip. Lin Zixian explained awkwardly.
"The impact of fart, the body is not afraid of the shadow slanting, I am not afraid, what are you afraid of as a big man?" Shi Yuehua continued to drag him away.
"I ......" Lin Zi was speechless, thinking to himself, can he not be afraid? You can be my mother at that age, let the other heads of the seven factions see it, and you don't know what to think of me, you can try it when you are ten or twenty years younger......
As soon as she returned to the guest house, Lin Zixian was afraid that she would hug her again, so she got out of the car first, and walked quickly towards the guest house.
Shi Yuehua, who then got out of the car, shouted from behind: "Little brother, what are you running so fast?" No hurry! ”
You are not in a hurry, I am afraid that the other heads of the seven factions will see if it is good or not, others will not see through your age, but those seven will know. Lin Zixian muttered in his heart and turned around with a bright smile, but the speed under his feet did not decrease at all, thinking about the scene of a red-clothed archbishop holding him was goosebumps.
Shi Yuehua didn't go back to his room directly, but went to his room to pick up the two books, and after reading the actions of the previous ones, he naturally guessed that the answer was in the book.
After hiding two books with him and entering Lin Zixian's room, he also stayed for more than half an hour before he walked out with a relaxed face, and with a short targeted answer, it was naturally easy to remember, and finally he didn't have to review the two thick books aimlessly.
At breakfast the next morning, the heads of the eight major factions all appeared in the restaurant, in good spirits, and the sorrow between their eyebrows disappeared, greeting each other with smiles, obviously not doing the stupid thing of staying up late to review.
Lin Zixian was the last to arrive slowly, and when he entered the restaurant and saw that everyone had arrived, he couldn't help but say happily: "The exam is going to be this morning, everyone's spirits are good, it seems that they had a good rest last night." ”
Everyone smiled knowingly, and there were also those who smiled shyly, such as Shi Yongxin and Puxia Shitai. In short, everyone's attitude towards him was different, and they all greeted him with a smile: "Bishop Lin." ”
Yan Defang, the head of the gossip faction, patted the position next to him and said with a smile: "Brother Lin, sit here." "With Lin Bao's seniority, he will not lose his share even if he is a brother.
Who knew that Shi Yuehua also interjected: "Little brother, sit here, my sister has already helped you make the porridge." (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )