I stood on the streets of Nanjing West Road with infinite sorrow, feeling the cool breeze at midnight.

I'm standing near the junction of West Nanjing Road and Jiangning Road, just below the Hang Lung Plaza building, one of Shanghai's famous commercial buildings. Now that the time has passed midnight, there is a lot less traffic on the street, but in this Shanghai night, there are still sparse night returnees rushing through the streets.

And next to me stood a pink backpack, wearing a standard mixed nightclub post-90s non-mainstream girl costume, Ling Lingxian was looking at the flickering neon lights on the street with great interest, and his two arms were unconsciously holding my arms, happily looking around here.

I looked down at my crumpled pajamas and suddenly felt a wave of sadness for no apparent reason.

Just about half an hour ago. The girl didn't know what was going on, and suddenly she burst out and hurt people, and attacked the three young men who were about to carry me away with lightning speed, and before I could react, the three young men who looked quite capable had all fainted on the ground.

And Ling Lingyan didn't stop, and threw the three young people into the corner of the room like stacked arhats, and then proudly stuffed a pile of clothes in the pink wardrobe in the corner into a small backpack, just when I doubted whether this backpack could hold so many things, Ling Lingyan suddenly ripped off the "Lingling" parrot Ply, which was still digesting and eating in a daze on the wooden frame, and stuffed it into the bag, and the parrot flapped its wings desperately, But Ling Lingyan had a wicked smile on his face, ignoring the parrot's quacking screams, he slapped the parrot's head twice, and finally tightened the backpack vigorously, only to hear the hoarse cry of the parrot with the sound of urns coming from the backpack.

Then this little devil who ran from hell to the world happily dragged me out, and muttered loudly: "Oh also~run away~"

Until now, standing at the intersection of the main street, I really can't figure it out, just now we were still in the inexplicable quaint and abnormal Ling family's house, but following Ling Lingyan left and right, he suddenly appeared on the road of Nanjing West Road.

Just now, it was a strange valley full of stars and trees, but now it is already a city full of steel and concrete. Standing on the streets on this sweltering summer night, looking at the gray sky, the contrast is really like a dream.

But I have a kind of heartfelt joy: great, I'm still in Shanghai after a long time, and I haven't traveled to the inexplicable era of the Republic of China......

"Hey! Uncle fool, what are you doing in a daze? Ling Lingyan put on the earring he had taken off in the dim light of the roadside streetlamp, and tilted his head curiously to ask me.

"I don't think I'm dazzled, wasn't I still at your house just now, why did you suddenly come here......" I replied honestly.

"Hey, hey, hey~" This non-mainstream laugh is extremely weird. "You're not dazzled, in fact, the Ling family is here~"

I stared at her blankly, not knowing why.

The girl patted me on the head with a compassionate expression and sighed, "Poor, you can't see more things, for example, what do you think this is?" ”

She asked me, pointing to the air around her.

I'm hairy in my heart, I'm really a big idiot with this weird non-mainstream. As soon as I dragged her away, the non-mainstream who didn't know how to control it laughed happily, causing the passing patrol uncle to stare at me with disdain.

I had just run two steps before I stood still again.

No! Where am I going? Go home? I was dragged to Ling's house by this inexplicable summoning ritual in my pajamas, and now I'm going home in the middle of the night with a nineties with unkempt hair and knocking on the door, and it's no wonder my mother doesn't beat me to death.

"Why don't you leave?" Ling Lingyan asked curiously.

I rolled my eyes, thought about it for a long time, and decided not to toss, and obediently went to the house that was temporarily requisitioned by me in Pudong Tomson Phase II Lao Niu for the night. I secretly prayed to Lao Niu in my heart: Brother Lao Niu, I really didn't mean to covet your house, but if I really told you that you have this house, you wouldn't believe it......

Reaching out to stop the taxi, I shoved Ling Lingyan into the back seat, and then threw the terrible pink backpack she was carrying into it, slammed the door shut, and then sat straight into the passenger seat next to the cab in front of me.

"Master, go to Pudong Zhangjiang, Guo Shoujing Road, Bibo Road, Tomson Phase II." I said to the driver.

The driver looked at me, then glanced at the elated Ling Lingyan in the back seat, with a knowing expression, and then looked at me with a look of disdain.

I closed my eyes in despair, forget it, anyway, the master doesn't know me, so let him misunderstand that I am a big wolf who abducts a bad girl home late at night......

I don't know how long later, the car stopped, and I only heard the master's voice humming from his nose: "It's here!" Raqqa or cash? ”

I subconsciously touched my wallet, and suddenly felt embarrassed - I was wearing a pair of pajamas and was pulled to the Ling family by the inexplicable summoning ceremony, and then there was a toss of chickens and dogs, and now I ran out, I am still wearing pajamas, except for taking a pair of Ling Ling's shoes at Ling's house and saying that it was her brother's shoes to wear under my feet, I have nothing on me - does anyone sleep and still carry a wallet in their pajamas?

I muttered to the driver, "This ...... Master...... I don't think I have any money......"

The driver's uncle raised his eyebrows, and stared at me with a righteous attitude, I was sweating under this righteous gaze, and I was described as a clown.

"Say it again." Uncle Driver's righteous words.

I said...... This one...... Master...... I don't seem to be ......" I wisely shut my mouth because I saw that the driver's uncle had reached for the intercom of the bus system.

Just as I, the current criminal who "abducted a bad girl home and tried to take the overlord car", was about to be arrested, Ling Lingyan suddenly leaned over, stretched out a hand with a smile, and stuffed something into the driver's hand.

The driver, who had been tightly knit, looked at it in surprise, and his face suddenly relaxed. Ling Lingyan looked at him with a grin and didn't say a word.

The driver's uncle glared at me with disdain, then waved us to get out of the car. I hurriedly got out of the car as if I had been amnesty, and at the end I vaguely heard the driver's uncle muttering disdainfully: "Look, take the little girl home and even ask the little girl to pay the fare, what kind of person......"

Seeing the righteous driver uncle leave the dust, I turned around and looked at Ling Lingyan and said, "What did you give people just now?" ”

"Ply's feathers~" Ling Lingyan looked at me triumphantly and said, "If you use your mental power, he will think it's the fare......"

I turned pale and said, "You! The driver's uncle pulled us over, and you used your broken parrot feathers to cheat people into paying the fare?! ”

Ling Lingyan covered his mouth, his expression frozen.

I turned around in anger and walked away.

"Hey! Fool customer service, what are you doing! Ling Lingyan shouted from behind.

"Find a pay phone to call! Find that uncle for the bus company! I said hatefully as I ran.

Hula - only to hear a sound of breaking the air, I didn't look back, I only felt a pain in my neck, I was pecked by something.

Don't guess, it must be the damn broken parrot Ply, when Ling Lingyan ran away in high spirits, he didn't forget to bring this heartfelt baby with him, and pressed it together and stuffed it in his bag before, but now that it's on the ground, Ling Lingyan naturally let it out to breathe.

I was furious, and I was about to turn around and come back to fight with this non-mainstream who had no social conscience, but I saw Ling Lingyan proudly holding his little hand, and a bus card was turning in his hand.

"Hey...... Uncle with an excessive sense of justice...... Is my spiritual power really so worthless when you are a sister, I have to use my spiritual power to do a trick to even pay the fare~" Ling Lingyan shook his little head and said, "Sister lied to you~"

I'm so angry and funny, this girl turned out to be the right person to give the driver's uncle's transportation card to pull the card to deduct the fee, but how could she deceive me by using spiritual power to deceive the driver.

"That's it! Gone~Uncle fool~" Ling Lingyan turned his head and ran, and the parrot Ply who had stopped on my shoulder also pecked me unceremoniously, flapping his wings and quacking: "Ga! Ga! Fool! Fool!! "Fly up and chase Ling Lingyan away.

Faintly, I seemed to hear Ling Lingyan's inaudible voice as he ran, "Sure enough, he's a big fool...... It's not like him......"

It's inexplicable! I shook my head and chased forward.