Chapter 14: The Most Beautiful Asura in Legends
Hello everyone, today's second update arrives, and on the weekend, because the kitten is going to practice this afternoon, so it can't go online on time, so it is estimated that tomorrow's update time is uncertain, but it is guaranteed to continue to change, and the normal update time will be restored from next Monday. I'm sorry~
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After enduring the thorough interrogation of the dedicated security guard at the gate of the community again, I finally showed my community key and roared: "I said it!" I live here!! I don't usually come here, but I do live here!! β
The security guard looked at us suspiciously, confirmed for a long time, and finally followed us to the door of Lao Niu's small villa building with no worries, and saw me open the iron door angrily before shaking his head and leaving.
I swear! Never go out in the middle of the night in your pajamas again in your lifetime!!
Kicking the door shut, Ling Lingyan had just walked into the hall when he saw a transparent human figure concentrating there, desperately straining against the air above a white projectile on the table.
Needless to say, it was the tireless "gong" here day and night, trying to wake up Xiao Xia.
"Gah! Ga! Spirit!! Somehow, the parrot Ply suddenly became excited, her beak bulging out, and her wings fluttered and swooped down!
A small hand grabbed the parrot's two straight claws in the air and lifted it upside down.
"Ply is good, I know you haven't eaten enough, but you can't eat indiscriminately~" Ling Ling taught the parrot that you were fluttering endlessly.
Ply pecked the back of Ling Ling's hand angrily, Ling Lingyan giggled and shook it off, and the damn flat-haired beast rolled in the air several times before finally stopping on my shoulder and pecking me a few times in anger, making me grin in pain.
Dead miscellaneous birds, one day brother, I must pluck out your feathers! I thought resentfully.
"Yo~You're the -ing who likes to play legends~" Ling Lingyan's attention shifted to -ing, who was desperately "making a fortune", and looked at him with great interest.
-ing looked back at her in a daze.
Ling Lingyan smiled evilly, suddenly his hands were sealed, and his brows were upside down: "Break!" β
Suddenly, -ing's face changed drastically, probably thinking of the scene when he was shattered by Ling Lingyan that day, and he couldn't help but take two steps back.
"Oops, what a nervousness! Sister, I can't eat people! Ling Lingyan pouted, looked at -ing with interest, and said, "Huh? Aren't you disembodied but just a thinking body, how can you possibly have this spirit body? β
-ing and I were both at a loss, and I asked, "What?" Missing the body? What? β
"Missing the body...... The mental body is the excessive obsession with something after death, and the final mental power generated, this kind of mental power is not the same as the spiritual body, there is no fixed body, and it can generally only be stored in the spiritual realm, as if the spiritual body can be perceived by humans, but the mental body is only stored in the spiritual realm...... Ah! I'm annoyed, anyway, the missing body is the missing body! Ling Lingyan tried to explain to us two idiots, but he became impatient halfway through.
I asked, "How did I see -ing turn red and crawl out of the computer screen?" β
"Fool!" Ling Lingyan shook his finger and said, "This is just the effect of the mind body on your consciousness, so you believe that you see him crawling out of the computer screen, but in fact, in the real world, he can't affect real objects. β
I suddenly remembered that Lao Hei and LULU said that they saw the dust accumulated on the TV screen with terrifying threatening words written on it, but when I woke up and looked at it again, there was no word, and it seemed that the so-called thinking body was really just a spiritual thing.
I reached out to pat -ing on the shoulder, but it was empty, and I smiled wryly and said, "Hey, this is equivalent to saying that you weren't even a ghost before, just a longing ......."
-ing himself looked at me stupidly and said, "I don't know ...... either."
Ling Lingyan suddenly said, "So it's very strange, why does this thinking body actually have a body...... It's not ...... sense."
I looked at the way I was meditating there, hesitated, and decided that I still had to confess to this guy, so I told her everything about Asura Xiaoxia.
"Wow! Asura!! It's actually an asura, or a female asura!! Ling Lingyan's eyes lit up, and he jumped up suddenly.
I looked at her inexplicably and said, "What's wrong with the female asura?" β
Ling Lingyan excitedly patted me on the shoulder and shouted, "As the book says, female asuras are all great beauties!" Wow la la la~ It's actually the most beautiful female assura among the six beings mentioned in the book~"
I thought about it again and again, but I couldn't help but ask, "This...... I think I've heard...... Shura, Rakshasa or something, they are all used to describe super ugly women......"
I don't know what to do, Shura Rakshasa is used to scold people for being fierce shrews, such as Li Xiaoyao in the Legend of Sword and Fairy, doesn't he call his aunt a Rakshasa ghost wife......
"What do you know!!" Ling Lingyan looked distressed: "The Asura clan is extremely ugly for men and extremely beautiful for women, this is an absolutely contradictory race, ahhhh
-ing was suddenly overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "That...... Am I going to inject the demonic power she passed on to me back into her, so that she can change back? β
Ling Lingyan tilted his head and looked at him for a long time, and suddenly asked, "I just wanted to ask you when you came in, what have you been pushing into the air with this strange gesture?" Is there anything I can't see that you can see? β
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In the end, Ling Lingyan hugged his stomach and laughed wildly, while desperately patting -ing's shoulder, without the slightest reserved smile of a girl. - It's strange that I can't touch the spirit -ing, but Ling Lingzhen doesn't seem to be able to touch -ing without the slightest hindrance.
"It's okay, although you're a stupid guy who doesn't understand anything, but fortunately, I met my sister, and the stupid guy is not a stupid person, so thank you sister for me~"
Then the two of them muttered so much that even the damned flat-haired brute Ply couldn't help but get sleepy, flew to the chandelier stand on the ceiling, tucked her head into her feathers, and began to fall asleep.
I'll look at the time, book that! It was almost 5 o'clock, and I was tossed to death all night. The thought of having to go to the customer service center early tomorrow morning to deal with the horrible crowd of complaints made me dizzy.
"Hey! I'll be on duty tomorrow morning, and I'll be able to sleep for 3 hours now, so don't be too noisy! Remember to wake me up in the morning......" I yelled at these two monsters who had no idea what it was to sleep and rest.
The two guys, who were discussing how to "do the work" with great interest, gave me a middle finger in unison.
Ling Lingyan, who didn't know what the girl's shyness was, replied gorgeously: "Get out!" β
Then I crawled to the third floor like an amnesty, and fell asleep on the old cow's dusty but sleepy bed.