Change your sister, pull the Xiang yourself, and walk around by yourself if you can't finish eating!

It's just that the crotch of his pants is full of Xiang, and it's not a fatal thing, Shen Badao doesn't dare to ink with Wang Xiaoming anymore, if he annoys Wang Xiaoming, it will really be fatal.

Shen Badao lifted his pants and hurriedly fled towards the coming side, and in the cold wind, a smell of Xiang spread.

Looking at the steps that bent to the back mountain, Wang Xiaoming thought about it and stepped on it.

Yu Ji and Bo Ji did not hesitate, and followed.

It's already night at this moment, but fortunately, there is still some dim moonlight, so I can still vaguely see the steps under my feet, there is a thin layer of snow on the steps, a little slippery, Wang Xiaoming led the two girls on the steps and walked carefully.

After turning a corner, I saw nothing, and then, along the mountain road, I turned a few more corners, and there was still nothing.

The long winter snow has stopped, and the scenery in the mountains is snow-white, very peaceful, comfortable and comfortable.

Wang Xiaoming really can't see anything to be afraid of here.

The night was already very deep, it was cold, Yu Ji and Bo Ji both sneezed one after another, Wang Xiaoming knew that he couldn't wander so aimlessly anymore, he had to find a place to spend the night.

There is no village in front of here, there is no store in the back, and it is not easy to find a family.

Wang Xiaoming looked at the winding mountain road, and said angrily, "Yu Ji, Bo Ji, work harder, don't give up hope, maybe after the bend in front, you will find someone." ”

Yu Ji and Bo Ji let out a "Hmm!" in unison. ”

So the three of them held on to a mastiff, and then they held on to a stick of incense, and came to the next turn, and after the next turn, sure enough, they saw countless figures holding torches blocking their way forward.

They were all dressed in uniform power suits, with uniform waist knives, and uniform ghost skeleton masks on their faces, and coldly filled the narrow mountain road, and the torches shone all the way to the next bend.

They didn't say a word, they just stood there quietly, and their feet were sprinkled with paper money, paper money for the dead, Wang Xiaoming noticed that there was a stone tablet at the corner, and the stone tablet was engraved with three eye-catching big characters - Huangquan Road.

The air was infected by this strange atmosphere, and it was suddenly frozen.

Wang Xiaoming protected Yu Ji and the others, and then stepped forward and arched his hand, "May I ask if you are the warriors of Ghost Domain City?" ”

At the front is a man who is not tall, although he is not tall, but he exudes a bearing that people dare not underestimate, so Wang Xiaoming is very polite to him.

"Humph! Knowing that this is a ghost city, you dare to go so far, boy, it seems that you are not simple, and your ability is probably not small. ”

Listening to the voice should be a middle-aged man.

Wang Xiaoming smiled, "If I say that I don't actually have any ability, but came here with a brain fever, do you believe it?" ”

The middle-aged man shook his head: "I don't believe it." ”

Wang Xiaoming nodded, "Well, it seems that you are very discerning, yes, I am indeed very capable, and I came on purpose." ”

The middle-aged man said coldly, "Haven't you heard that stepping on the Huangquan Road and entering the Ghost Domain City is equivalent to stepping into the Yama Palace, and since you are a ghost in this life, there is no chance to return to the yang?" ”

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he couldn't help but feel disdainful in his heart.

Wang Xiaoming waved his hand and said impatiently, "Don't pretend?" The routines are so old, the props are so scummy, I have already watched them badly on TV, pretending to be ghosts, specializing in deceiving ignorant women and children, who can I scare. ”

The middle-aged man's tone was unnatural, "Ahem, buddy, we played very hard, let's pretend to be scared to save face." ”

No way! actually admitted it so shamelessly, Wang Xiaoming was also drunk.

Wang Xiaoming didn't have the heart to cooperate with him, and said directly, "Come on, don't take off your pants and fart, let's make it clear, I'm here to find Peng Yue, I have something good to talk to him, I believe he will be interested." ”

The middle-aged man said categorically, "That's not good, the city lord has an order, no one is allowed to set foot on Huangquan Road, otherwise, they will be killed!" ”

Wang Xiaoming sneered, "Come on, if you really have the ability to kill me, do you still need to wear this broken mask to scare me?" Tell you the truth, I must see Peng Yue today, and those who know each other will get out of the way of me......"

"There's a kind!" As he spoke, the middle-aged man who took the lead in front of him took off his mask, and when Wang Xiaoming saw it, he really looked funny.

Wang Xiaoming was about to speak, but he saw, huh? What's going on? Uncle Teabi took more than 100 people and obediently got out of the way.

Uncle Dubi quickly retreated to the back, and said viciously, "Boy! I know you have some ability, but don't be embarrassed, Huangquan Road is long, if you have the ability, you can let the horse come, I want to see if you have the life to our Ghost Domain City! ”

As he spoke, more than 100 people held torches and retreated.

Wang Xiaoming glanced at the boundary monument on Huangquan Road, snorted coldly, and stepped on it.

Yu Ji couldn't help but say behind him, "Xiao Ming, I think we should not go, although those people look like teases, but the so-called hidden arrows are difficult to prevent......"

Wang Xiaoming didn't care, and asked rhetorically, "Yu Ji, don't you believe that I have the ability and determination to protect you?" ”

When Yu Ji heard this, she couldn't say anything, so she resolutely accompanied him on Huangquan Road.

Huangquan Road, hehe, is no longer a bluestone step, but a mountain trail, Wang Xiaoming is also drunk all the way, and these funny people don't pay for it.

When passing through a mass grave, a layer of weird white fog rose on the mass grave, and in the grave shrouded in white fog, the bones of Bai Sensen scattered all over the place looked a little terrifying, but when I walked in, I took a look, please, next time I used pig bones to pretend to be human bones, remember to remove the pig's head!

Just when they felt speechless, on the other side of the mass grave, Black and White Impermanence appeared with a group of imps, and they surrounded Wang Xiaoming and the three of them like ghosts.

The black impermanence tongue hung down on his waist all the time, and he said sharply to Wang Xiaoming, "Bold mortal!" If you don't stay in the yang world well, but you want to come to the underworld, don't you know the difference between yin and yang, and cross the line without authorization, you will suffer from the reincarnation of the eighteen layers of hell, and be a chicken, a duck and a quail in the next life! ”

Wang Xiaoming patted his head, I'll go, can you not be so funny?

As soon as I heard your voice, it was better than the uncle just now!

Also, please put down a little bit of capital, if you can't find someone to play Bai impermanence, don't forget it, what's the matter with you carrying a paper figure made of white paper, don't you know that it's easy for one person to play two roles?

This effect is really not as good as the five-cent special effect, and I want to scare anyone, even Yu Ji and Bo Ji couldn't help but purse their lips and snicker.

Hei Wuchang took a pure black feather duster, pointed at Wang Xiaoming and the others, and said sharply, "What are you laughing at!" I'm talking to you right now about a very strict issue! I warn you, you must leave immediately, or you ......"

Before he finished his words, he saw Wang Xiaoming unsheath his sword, the sword light flashed, and the black impermanence feather duster was broken into two in response, just when Hei Wuchang was dumbfounded, Wang Xiaoming flashed a few swords with lightning speed, and the white impermanence brush in Hei Wuchang's hand was shattered into slag in a few times.

Black Impermanence was dumbfounded, and then screamed, "Hey, hey! Dude, don't do this, this prop is a cost to buy...... The "

As soon as the words fell, his black impermanence mask was also split in half by Wang Xiaoming's sword.

Isn't this girl just the funny uncle, who is it?

Wang Xiaoming looked at Uncle Tusebi with disdain and said, "How about it, you can take me to see Peng Yue." ”

"Humph! Think beautifully! Our city lord is the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry, how can you see it if you want to see it! I advise you to turn back, or else you will have a good taste of Infernal Hell! Let's go, brethren! ”

As he spoke, Uncle Funny took a group of minions dressed as imps and left in a huff.

Wang Xiaoming and they walked all the way, not long after, when they were about to walk out of the woods, they saw a tea shed, the lonely tea shed is located at the edge of the grove, a rag signboard shook in the wind in front of the tea shed, and the four words Meng Po Liang Tang on the rags were vaguely visible, I go, are you sure it is Meng Po Liang Soup, not Meng Po Liang Soup?

It's terrible to be uneducated.

A few people looked at the teahouse in a daze, in front of the tea shed is a dilapidated and bleak single-plank bridge, the small bridge has three big characters written on it, and there is a lot of gloom around, what kind of poor crew is this, can the scene be a little scum?

I saw a rough-skinned and thick-skinned aunt come out with a bowl with a smile.

Wang Xiaoming and the three of them blinked desperately to prevent their eyes from falling suddenly.

"Your sister! It's you again! ”

The aunt hurriedly raised her sleeves to cover most of her face, "What is me again, you must have recognized the wrong person." ”

Wang Xiaoming shouted, "Don't think that I don't know you if you paint some wall ash, sue you, even if you turn into ashes, I will recognize you!" You're the funny uncle just now! ”

The aunt hurriedly denied it, "How come? Is it good that the slave family is obviously a woman. ”

Please, don't pretend to be a woman if your voice is so rough, okay! It's disgusting, okay!

"Hey! Don't talk about it, I just boiled this Meng Po soup, so drink it. ”

As he spoke, he enthusiastically handed the bowl to Wang Xiaoming.

Wang Xiaoming looked at the bowl of soup that was still foaming, and his eyes were full of speechlessness.

Your sister, can you still be more obvious if you poison you?

Yu Ji said coldly: "Do you say drink it?" Why should we listen to you! ”

The aunt hurriedly said, "Hey, aren't you going to the underworld to see the king of Hades?" Of course, you have to drink Meng Po soup! ”

Wang Xiaoming shouted: "Please, don't talk nonsense, okay!" Are we going to Ghost Domain City to see Peng Yue's shrunken turtle, and also, isn't Meng Po soup all ghosts reincarnated and drunk when they cross the Nai He Bridge, how can it be changed to drink it in the underworld! ”

The aunt was stunned for a moment, and said to herself, "Is that the case?" Well, next time you'll have to pay attention to the order of appearances. ”

Wang Xiaoming and the three of them rolled their eyes, are you a joke invited by the monkey!

The aunt hurriedly said, "Oh, don't care about these details, it's not important, in short, you just drink it!" ”

As he spoke, he couldn't help but say, so he picked up the bowl and forcibly handed it to Wang Xiaoming's mouth.

Wang Xiaoming glared, grabbed his aunt's neck with his backhand, and poured a bowl of Meng Po soup back into his mouth!

Grunt, a bowl of Meng Po soup was drunk clean by the aunt, and Wang Xiaoming stopped.

Auntie's face turned white, and she hurriedly said, "Hurry up and get the antidote, I'll take the antidote!" ”

This book was first published on Kanshu.com