Wang Xiaoming was speechless and said, "Where is the antidote?" ”

Aunt Tease said, "It's in my trouser pocket." ”

Wang Xiaoming said vigilantly, "In your trouser pocket, won't you take it yourself?" ”

Tusebi hurriedly said, "I'm convulsive all over my body now, I can't take it!" ”

As he spoke, his hands and feet immediately twitched.

Even Yu Ji and Bo Ji rolled their eyes, can you act with a little professionalism?

Wang Xiaoming sighed and shook his head, when he encountered such a teasing, he also raised his posture.

So he walked over and put his hand in his aunt's trouser pocket.

Then immediately let out a scream "Ouch! ”

As soon as Aunt Tsurbi heard the screams, she immediately became excited with a three-foot-tall "Hehe! You've finally fallen for me! Sue you, this Meng Po soup is just bean dregs water, there is no poison at all, the real poison is in my pocket, how about it! The desert scorpion doesn't taste good, right? Hey, hey, hey! ”

Wang Xiaoming rolled his eyes and said, "I really don't know if the taste of the desert scorpion is good or not, after all, it's not my hand that bites!" ”

"Huh?" The aunt was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt a sharp pain in her left hand, and when she raised her hand to look, she saw a gray-brown poisonous scorpion tail being gorgeously inserted into her flesh.

The aunt screamed, pulled out the poisonous scorpion, and then trampled it to death desperately.

"Despicable! In vain I trusted you so much and asked you to help you get the antidote, and you actually used my hands to test the poison! It's so shameless!

Is there no even the most basic trust between people? The world is so disappointing! ”

As he spoke, he hurriedly took out the antidote from another trouser pocket, drank it all in one go, and finally glared at Wang Xiaoming with great disdain, and turned around and left gorgeously.

Only Wang Xiaoming and the three of them were left messy in the wind, obviously you want to plot against others first, okay! Where did you get this shameless courage to teach others in turn!

Buddha, please accept this demon!

Wang Xiaoming took Yu Ji and the others to continue to walk forward, and finally, they saw the legendary ghost domain city, Nima, is this also a city? It's just a small cottage at all, it's not good, compared with the bandit den in Mangdang Mountain, it's several grades worse!

Walking into the gate, well, these guys didn't even close the gate, oh no, these guys didn't even have a decent gate.

Before coming to the hall in the center of the stockade, Wang Xiaoming could no longer find the right words to describe these comics.

On the lintel of the tattered hall, a plaque is hung high, with three big characters written on it - Yama Temple!

Brother knelt for you, please be scary and spend a little money!

Who do you want to scare in such a scene?

Wang Xiaoming took Yu Ji and them into the hall speechlessly, only to see that in the hall, there was a slaughter, and King Yama was sitting in danger, okay, you guessed it right, it's the pit again.

Sticking a few beards and putting on a Yama costume, not to mention, this makeup is really ...... The file is home.

There is also a bull head and horse face in the hall, please, the file made by the props is not your fault, but if you wear it upside down, it is your fault! Could it be that the heads of bulls and horses are twisted behind them all day long!

Big and small, you can have a little professionalism, no, since you are responsible for making notes, please at least take a pen and write casually on the paper, is it okay, one person is holding a copy of Jin Pingmei standing there and smirking What kind of trouble?

The rest of the imps, uh...... Without going into details, Wang Xiaoming swore that the outfit of these people would never exceed 100 yuan!

"Ahem!" King Yama coughed dryly, "You are very good, you are the first person in so many years who can overcome the obstacles and come to this king's Yama Palace!" ”

Wang Xiaoming looked wooden and said, "No." ”

"Ahem! Young man! Please don't doubt it, this is absolutely true, ordinary people don't dare to go forward at all, most of the rest are scared to death in the mass graves, and the most powerful ones are only those who insist on reaching the Nai He Bridge, and those who can hold on to the Yama Palace, you are definitely the first person! ”

Wang Xiaoming was speechless in his heart, he could only say that your luck was really good, and you actually ran into so many scum.

"That's it! No more nonsense! Seriously, this king thinks you're not bad, so he decided to give you a chance, you can choose to go back now, then you can go back to the yang world......"

Wang Xiaoming said coldly: "Where is Peng Yue?" I'm not joking this time, I'll call him out to see me right away, I'm not interested in playing with you haha. ”

"Hey! Young man, you might as well think about this king's mention ...... first."

Wang Xiaoming drew his sword and raised it, slashed it, collected the sword, and completed it in one go.

The hall was quiet all of a sudden, and they didn't understand what Wang Xiaoming was doing.

Even the king of Yama himself hadn't figured it out.

"Hey! If you have something to say, everyone is reasonable...... Man, oh! ”

I saw that the handfuls of mustaches that King Yama had attached to his face fell off all at once, and even the table in front of him was broken.

"Hey! What do you mean? ”

King Yama was annoyed and angry, and he took it together, but his pants fell to his bare feet all of a sudden, and the image of a McDull pig on his pants looked particularly cute at the moment.

King Yama was frightened into a cold sweat and quickly lifted his pants.

Wang Xiaoming said coldly, "I've already let go of your chick once, don't test my patience, if you mess with me, I'll cut you off one by one!" ”

King Yama's face became extremely unnatural, in front of all his brothers, he would definitely not let his majesty be damaged, and he would grit his teeth to hold on.

"Who are you scaring about! Do you think I'm scared! Sue you, our people in Ghost Domain City are not afraid of anything, if you have the ability, you can cut us all out now! ”

As soon as the words fell, I saw the bull head and horse face below, the big and small orders, as well as the judges, and the little ghosts, all kneeling on the ground.

"Hero, don't! We are all innocent, don't cut us! I'm still a virgin! ”

Wang Xiaoming laughed, "The man has gold under his knees, since you are willing to kneel in front of me today and beg me, then good, I will temporarily entrust your life to me." ”

After a pause, he turned to the king of Yama who was wearing his pants and sneered, "As for you, since you are so kind, then I will ......"

Before he could finish speaking, King Yama fell to his knees with a thud and buried his head deep in the crotch of his pants.

Well, that's what the truth is.

Wang Xiaoming snorted coldly and said, "Don't talk nonsense, go and call Peng Yue out for me immediately!" ”

No one in the lobby moved.

Wang Xiaoming's face sank, "What, do you have to wait for me to kill before I go?" ”

The imps said in unison, "No, hero, it's not that we don't want to go, but ...... Peng Yue is already here now! ”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned: "Here?" Where? Who! ”

Everyone's fingers pointed at King Yama, who had buried his head in the crotch of his pants, and said in unison, "It's him!" ”

"Hey! Don't spew blood! I'm not Peng Yue, definitely not, hero, don't believe them, they are all lying to you! ”

Wang Xiaoming held his sword and walked coldly towards Peng Yue, who was kneeling in the hall, he walked very slowly, his body was full of slaughter, he had been tossing with this bastard for a night, Wang Xiaoming was really in no mood to tease him.

Seeing Wang Xiaoming approaching, Peng Yue's frightened face changed color.

"Hero, don't be impulsive, impulse is the devil, I see that your sword listens to the cheats, you can break the table from so far away, it's really dangerous to get so close, I have a good Jianyi, you might as well put the sword away first, and then we will talk slowly, what do you think?" Hee-hee...... Woo."

Seeing a handful of old Peng Yue shamefully selling cuteness in front of him to win sympathy, Wang Xiaoming was also speechless, and after thinking about it, he put away his sword.

"Everyone says that you are Peng Yue, and you still bite and refuse to admit it, is this interesting?"

"Huh! It's not that I deliberately don't admit it, but I'm really not Peng Yue! ”

"You mean, all the people here are lying, and you're telling the truth?"

"I didn't say that they were lying, it's just that they didn't know the truth of the matter, so they insisted that I was Peng Yue, but the truth is, I'm really not Peng Yue!"

"Do you think I'm going to trust you instead of everyone, and trust you, a liar who pretends to be a fool three times and twice?"

"Huh! You can't say that, not everyone is right when they say the right thing, you know, the truth is always on the side of the few, so you must believe me! ”

Wang Xiaoming pulled out his sword suddenly, "You have been playing tricks on me for a night, and now you dare to talk to me skillfully, it seems that if you don't cut off something, you won't admit it!" ”

Peng Yue was frightened and kept kowtowing on the ground, "Hero, believe me, I'm really not Peng Yue!" Think about it, if I were the Peng Yue who ran rampant in Juyeze Lake and made the bandits and bandits return from the wind, would I still need to pretend to be a ghost three times or twice to scare you? ”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned, what he said is really reasonable, Peng Yue in history is a real man, first fished in Juyeze Lake to survive, and then gathered a few people to be robbers, relying on a good martial arts, so that the robbers within a radius of 100 miles have returned, hundreds of thousands, thousands of gatherings, so that in the later stage of the Chu and Han hegemony, an army sprung up, and together with Han Xin, it became an important force to help Liu Bang defeat Xiang Yu, and finally was named King of Liang.

The five-cent special effect magic stick in front of him doesn't look like the legendary King Liang!

Wang Xiaoming said coldly, "Then you say, you are not Peng Yue, so who are you?" ”

"Uh...... This, this ......"

Wang Xiaoming was furious, and just as he was about to swing his sword and stab down, the magic stick on the ground shouted, "My name is Peng Xiaoyue!" Be...... Be...... Peng Yue's twin brother ......"

"Huh?" As soon as these words came out, the surrounding Peng Yue's subordinates all let out an exclamation!

"What! You're not a city lord! You...... I already saw that something was wrong with you! What a malpractice the previous city lord was, whoever dared to commit it, he was killed without saying a word, since you came, you knew all day long that you would take the brothers to pretend to be ghosts, and they wouldn't fart! I've been suspicious of you for a long time! ”

"Yes, yes, yes! I've seen it a long time ago! ”

"Me ...... too"

Wang Xiaoming looked disdainful, if he really saw it, could he still lie to you for so long? Now that the truth is revealed, they will all come out and do things later.

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