Chapter 2 Dare to eat the overlord's meal, don't die!
When Wang Xiaoming rushed out of the mine, before he could breathe a sigh, he felt that something was wrong.
It's obviously dark clouds, why is it starry at the moment, and what's going on with this lush sorghum field? How can there be sorghum in spring?
The surrounding scenery is also not right, how can you not even see a street lamp, it is black.
Oh, no matter, let's rush to the scrap iron factory in the west of the city first, the other party is ruthless, if there is no money for them, they will start a rush, the consequences are too terrifying He can't imagine.
But suddenly, Wang Xiaoming found that there was a tremor in the sorghum field, and there were bursts of hey.
Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but sigh that after a "Red Sorghum" became popular, the car earthquake was outdated, and now people have started Tian Zhen!
Originally, Wang Xiaoming didn't want to see it, but there was no way, he was lost, so he had to find someone to ask for directions.
Hard-headed, Wang Xiaoming walked towards the shaking sorghum bushes, and when he removed the sorghum stalks, alas, the picture was too beautiful for him to look at.
The two smooth men and women were fighting hotly, Wang Xiaoming patted the back of the man above with a trembling hand, "Ahem...... Hey buddy...... Ask for something! ”
There were two men and women floating in the clouds, and they fell down all of a sudden, the woman screamed and picked up her clothes to cover the important parts, and the man hurriedly lifted his pants as soon as he slipped away.
Wait a minute! How come their clothes are all ancient costumes! And the hairstyle too! And also...... And also...... Isn't this man his own boss?
Wang Xiaoming's head was big, and he hurriedly said, "Big brother, our deal with the triad is about to start, why are you still fighting in the field here......"
The man's face was red and white, and he said while lifting his pants, "Who is your big brother!" I, Liu Bang, don't have your little rabbit brother......"
Wang Xiaoming was stunned: "Liu Bang? Big brother, aren't you Liu Mang, the big lewd insect in the name of the evil tiger beating the wolf and the pear blossom pressing the begonia every night? How did you change your name? ”
The man who called himself Liu Bang shouted: "You dare to call me a hooligan!" Anyway, I'm also the head of the Surabaya Pavilion, and you dare not use the village as a cadre......"
Wang Xiaoming was confused when he heard it, time was pressing, and he didn't have time to think about it, "Big brother, don't rub it off, those people in the triad are not good, let's go!" ”
A hint of sinister flashed in Liu Bang's eyes, "Damn, now that the imperial court is so tightly grasping the style of civil servants, I and Widow Cao have all been bumped into by this kid, this is a felony in prison, forget it, don't poison your husband, boy, you can't complain about me!" ”
Wang Xiaoming was about to pull Liu Bang away, Liu Bang suddenly picked up the saber on the ground and slashed it down, if Wang Xiaoming hadn't taken his big treasure chest to block it, he would have died a long time ago!
Wang Xiaoming shouted: "I'll it!" Big brother, you still carry a knife with you in the field battle! ”
Liu Bang was not verbose, raised his knife and slashed, "Go to death!" ”
it! This person is really not his eldest brother, he really recognizes the wrong person, spoils other people's good things, and I don't know if it will leave a psychological shadow on others and affect his combat effectiveness in the future.
Don't say it, it's all tears when you talk too much, the knife is cut again, run!
Wang Xiaoming ran wildly all the way, and finally got rid of Liu Bang's pursuit.
It wasn't until dawn the next day that he stood in the bazaar that he finally understood what had happened.
I'm so crossed!
He wore the most popular T-shirt of the year, denim, and sports running shoes, standing in the crowd of people in ancient costumes, which was particularly eye-catching, and people looked at him like a monster.
After inquiring, he learned that it was now the second year of Qin II, and this was Pei County, and it turned out that the person he met last night was really Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty!
Wang Xiaoming's school grades were very poor, but his history grades were very good, because the beautiful teacher who taught history was ...... with him Hee-hee...... You get the idea.
Wang Xiaoming looked up to the sky and shouted, "Oh my God, don't make such a joke with me, okay!" It's going to kill you! ”
Wang Xiaoming is handsome, so he has a lot of confidants, even in the days when he was hunted down by the underworld brothers, he can find a place to live everywhere, eat and drink without worry, and the days are quite moist, don't ask me why, being handsome is so capricious.
But now his stomach was rumbling with hunger, and there was no beautiful woman to serve him a satisfactory breakfast.
"Dog meat soup, fresh dog meat soup, and old noodle flatbread are sold together!" A big man was going to drink.
"Alas, forget it, there are not so many particulars in this era, the old bread is the old bread!" Wang Xiaoming reluctantly walked over.
"A bowl of dog broth, two old breads."
"Okay, come on!"
After a while, the thing came, and the bearded man was very clever, and it tasted good, better than expected.
Wang Xiaoming was so hungry that he devoured it cleanly.
The guests at the next table also finished eating, "Boss, the money is on the table for you, thirteen copper plates." ”
"Okay, thank you." The bearded man walked over and put away the thirteen copper plates.
Wang Xiaoming was dumbfounded.
The bearded man walked to Wang Xiaoming's table with a smile, "The guest officer has finished eating?" ”
Wang Xiaoming swallowed his saliva, "Uh...... Finished eating. ”
The bearded man said, "A bowl of soup, two cakes, fifteen copper plates, thank you!" ”
Wang Xiaomingqiang squeezed out a smile: "Do you think it's okay for me to pay the bill with this?" ”
After speaking, he shuddered and took out a wad of yuan, which was more than 1,000 yuan, and put it on the table.
The smile on the big man's face froze, and he looked angry, and said coldly, "You're playing with me!" ”
Wang Xiaoming cried with a sad face and hurriedly said, "No! No, how dare I play with you, listen to me, this is a baby, people love it more than 2,000 years later, without it, there would be no girlfriend, or ...... I'll add another thousand...... Two thousand? ”
The bearded man slapped Wang Xiaoming several times, "Even I dare to play!" I think you've wanted to die for a long time! Xiahou Ying, Cao Shen, Zhou Bo...... Come with me, let's beat him up a little more handsome! ”
A few ruffian-looking villains immediately jumped out of the crowd, and several people pressed Wang Xiaoming to the ground and greeted him with his fists and feet, Wang Xiaoming screamed again and again, and he was afraid that picking up soap was not so miserable.
Oh my God, I actually provoked several founding generals of the Han Empire.
No wonder these people dare to fight against Xiang Yu in the future, their subordinates really have some real kung fu, if they can have the opportunity to participate in the martial arts style, then there will be nothing to do with Yilong Monk.
Wang Xiaoming screamed: "Everyone, help call the police!" Call 110! If it's too late, someone will die! ”
But no one understands him, and who will help him call the police.
There was a crisp sound of "pop", everyone was stunned, and even Fan Xu stopped them.
I saw a guest at the table of the dog meat stall slapping the table.
Wang Xiaoming looked at him blankly, that person was about twenty, a few centimeters taller than Wang Xiaoming, the muscles on his body were stronger than the American boxing champion, his sword eyebrows were raised, and his face was heroic, who was this person?
I saw him say with a cold face, "Several big men, they actually bullied a demented fool together, what kind of heroes are they!" ”
Wang Xiaoming was stunned, dementia and stupid? Say yourself?
No matter what, they're about to be killed, so be stupid! Wang Xiaoming dragged the big box and hid behind this person.
Then he crooked his mouth and pretended to be stupid, "Big brother...... Big brother, they ...... They bullied me...... Woohoo......"
Fan Xu snorted coldly, "Which bird's egg is you, what do you care!" ”
Dahan said coldly: "The people of the world are in charge of the affairs of the world, and today I am in charge of this matter!" ”
Wang Xiaoming's head was a little dizzy, and he collapsed to the ground all of a sudden.
The big guy in front of him is the cruel and unkind, murderous Chu overlord Xiang Yu!
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