Chapter 3 The Born King of Soft Rice

Fan Xu, Xiahou Ying, Cao Shen, and Zhou Bo stood in a row, looking at Xiang Yu coldly, "Then what do you want to do about this matter?" ”

Xiang Yu said, "Although he hated eating your white food, you have also beaten him like this bear now, I think this matter should end here." ”

A few people laughed, "That's it?" He ate my fragrant broth pastry, and I beat him for a long time, and he didn't even break a stinky fart, which seemed too unfair to me. ”

Wang Xiaoming hated and scolded in his heart, "Grass mud horse, more scoundrel than me." ”

Xiang Yu said coldly: "Then what do you want." ”

Fan Xu raised his eyes coldly, "I don't want to do anything, you ask him to give me a few pillars of incense, kowtow a few times, and call me Grandpa Fan, I don't care about villains, this matter is over!" ”

Wang Xiaoming was so angry that he scolded: "There is no incense!" Xiang, if you want it, if you want it, I'll give you a few bowls! ”

Fan Xu's eyes widened, "What did you say!" ”

Xiang Yu sneered, "Gao Xiang, it's not difficult!" ”

In the center of the bazaar is a hundred-year-old locust tree, and there is a bronze tripod below, where there are always some believers to pray for blessings on weekdays, and the bronze tripod is full of high incense.

"Ahh With a loud shout, Xiang Yu grabbed the big tripod, the bronze tripod rose to the ground, the crowd burst out with an exclamation, and the four of them were dumbfounded.

Wang Xiaoming was stunned, the legend of the overlord lifting the crown turned out to be true, and it was really a force to pull out the mountain and cover the world!

Xiang Yu held the bronze tripod and slowly came to the front of Fan Hao and the four of them, and the bronze tripod fell to the ground with a "bang", and everyone's feet were shocked.

Xiang Yu snorted coldly, "...... now"

Fan Hao and the others still had something to say, turned around and shouted to the crowd, "It's all scattered!" What's there to see! ”

The crowd dispersed.

Wang Xiaoming is really grateful to Xiang Yu at this moment, it seems that what is recorded in the history books is not true, and Xiang Yu is not as cruel and unkind as rumored.

Wait a minute! Isn't it because he covets his beauty......

Fate! You ruthless ladybird, why do you always play with me!

Huh! Wait, I saw Xiang Yu walk under the stable, untie a black cone horse tied to the pillar, and fly on the horse......

Sweat! There was a false alarm, but fortunately...... Fortunately...... Luck......

Wang Xiaoming suddenly felt that his blood was gushing, there was such a goddess in the world! Bah! How can the word goddess be worthy of her, in order to describe her, she must create a new word!

I saw Xiang Yu riding a horse to a tea table, and a cardamom girl at the tea table was staring at the tall and heroic Xiang Yu with affection.

The girl is about seventeen or eighteen years old in her cardamom years, a melon seed face is beautiful and beautiful, the face is well-defined and soft, and her appearance is very beautiful, and she is incomprehensible!

The hands are like soft wattles, the skin is like clotted fat, the black hair is like lacquer, and the skin is like jade.

Her eyes were large and bright, with beautiful eyes under her long eyelashes and a faint smile on her cherry lips.

What's more important is her pair of proud twin peaks in 36D...... Phew! How can my mind be so filthy! Not to her...... No, Wang Xiaoming scolded himself and forced himself to calm down, but the nosebleed gushed out.

Xiang Yu smiled and took the girl on horseback.

She was on a horse, her white dress dancing in the wind, her demeanor was like a fairy out of the dust, and the whole street became quiet because of her.

Xiang Yu looked heroic and heroic, galloped on his horse, and left in the dust.

If she is with Xiang Yu, then she is - Yu Ji! Poppies!

"Poppy! I'm coming! Wang Xiaoming looked intoxicated with a cute face, and chased after him.

What about the overlord of Chu? I've dug this corner!

But as soon as Xiang Yu walked out of the market, he found Wang Xiaoming calling from behind.

"Woo ......" Xiang Yu pulled the reins.

But he didn't dismount.

Wang Xiaoming was out of breath and rushed up.

Xiang Yu, who was on the horse, said, "Do you have something?" ”

Wang Xiaoming gasped and said, "Thank you...... Thank you...... You're just saving ......"

Xiang Yu said with a smile, "It's a trivial matter, you don't have to worry about it." ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled, "It's a little meaning, I hope to smile and accept ......"

After speaking, a wad of RMB was presented.

Xiang Yu's smile disappeared, "No need, is the old man painted on the red paper your father?" If yes, please collect it in the future, it is disrespectful to the ancestors to take it out and show it, do you know? ”

In the face of Xiang Yu's teachings, Wang Xiaoming was really speechless.

Forget it, let's find a way to talk to Yu Ji first, this is the first step towards success, Wang Xiaoming just wanted to speak.

The beautiful woman behind Xiang Yu spoke first, "Shao Yu, you must have been under too much pressure recently, and you actually said so many things to a fool, don't suppress yourself too much, let's go quickly, if you continue to entangle, your IQ will definitely be lowered by him." ”

Wang Xiaoming was dumbfounded, it seems necessary to explain, the first image of digging the foot of the wall is very important, so Wang Xiaoming immediately said "Yu ......" in a magnetic male voice

Xiang Yu suddenly said, "What Yu Ji said is very right, I want to become a man who recovers the Chu State, how can I be with a demented child." ”

Wang Xiaoming cried with a sad face, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart, and a voice in his heart was shouting - I am not mentally retarded!

Xiang Yu turned to Wang Xiaoming, "Brother Tai, life is in the world, each has its own ambitions, I ...... Khan, what kind of ideals can I talk to you about as a demented child, you just live so stupidly, remember, don't eat white food in the future, you will be beaten to death, you know? ”

Wang Xiaoming's heart was dripping blood, and he smiled and said, "Know...... Got it, hehe......"

In his heart, he scolded: "Eat white food!" Hmph, people in the future will call this the overlord meal, not because your Chu overlord Xiang Yu is not strict in governing the army, and his soldiers will not give money to eat one by one, so it is named, you are embarrassed to teach me a lesson! ”

scolded so much in his heart, but he didn't dare to say nonsense, Xiang Yu smiled with satisfaction, and "drove the ......" to beat the horse away.

Wang Xiaoming looked at Yu Ji's figure and swore, "Yu Ji, Yu Ji, if I can meet you again, I will definitely make you completely change your opinion of me, and then ...... Totally in love with me! Hey, hey, hey, ............! ”

Alas! Don't just patronize and giggle, think about it in the future, a person is penniless, lonely, how to live in this troubled world, Wang Xiaoming is very confused.

Next to an abandoned dry well, Wang Xiaoming dug a pit and buried his large box.

"Alas, Grandpa Mao, it's not that I don't love you, it's just that in such an era where money is regarded as dung, it's useless for me to take you with me, so you can be a beautiful man here quietly."

There are more than 10 million cash and debts, if it had been put a day ago, Wang Xiaoming would not have believed that he would have done such a feat.

Wang Xiaoming's heart was dripping blood, and suddenly he picked up a piece of iron and engraved on the box, "I, Wang Xiaoming, a super tyrant, have been troubled by too much money all day long, and I hereby give back to the majority of dicks, those who pick it up don't have to panic, and they don't have to return it, just squander it!" ”

After carving, the earth was bulldozed and all buried.

Anyway, I can't use it, so it's good to install B.

What now? Wang Xiaoming cheered up, cold salad! I look so handsome, where can I not find a bite of soft rice to eat? In order to see Yu Ji again, I must live bravely!

Not to mention, Wang Xiaoming is still a first-class player, and before sunset, he inquired about one.

Zhao, twenty-five years old, quite beautiful, living alone, her husband was arrested to repair the Great Wall, he has been gone for eight or nine years, and there is no news, it is estimated that he will not be able to come back like Meng Jiang's husband.

Wang Xiaoming relied on his handsome image and clever tongue, pretending to pass by Zhao's door, seeing the opportunity, and took the initiative to help Zhao carry water......

At dinner, Zhao also specially slaughtered an old hen at home, boiled a pot of beautiful soup, and asked Wang Xiaoming to drink more and make up for his body......

Wang Xiaoming comprehended, and the one who drank it was called a cheer.

After eating and drinking, it's time to repay Zhao's hospitality, Wang Xiaoming hugged Zhao into the back room in a daze, and Zhao didn't shirk it, just when the two were drunk and undressed......

"Bang bang bang ......" A few loud noises came.

"Bang" the door was slammed open.

"Lady! I'm back, I'm back! A deep male voice rang out in the courtyard.

The two of them were shocked, and in a panic, they began to find their own clothes and put them together in a haphazard manner.

When Zhao Tiehammer came to the back room with a hearty laugh, the two of them had just dressed up, but they looked a little flustered.

Zhao Tiehammer was born with five big and three thick, at first glance, he is a big old man with brute strength, he has built the Great Wall for eight or nine years, he is exposed to the sun and rain, and his face is rough and thick, which is completely incomparable with Wang Xiaoming.

The smile on his face froze, "Ugh...... This one...... What is the situation? ”

Zhao was so frightened that he couldn't answer, and he collapsed to the ground at once.

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly knelt down all of a sudden, "Cousin-in-law, you're back, we miss you......"

After speaking, he squeezed out a few tears.

Zhao Tiehammer and Zhao were stunned.

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