Chapter 152: I Won't Cuckold You
Happiness came too suddenly, so that Xiang Zhuang was difficult to accept for a while, especially Wang Xuan suddenly expressed such a tyrant, which made Xiang Zhuang feel unprecedented pressure.
The savings of 5,000 taels made him full of confidence, but after Wang Xuan handed over 10,000 taels of pocket money, his man's self-esteem was deeply hurt, and Xiang Zhuang had no confidence at all, "Xuan'er, you ...... You money...... How did it come about? ”
Wang Xuan said gently, "Don't think about it, don't worry, I didn't steal or rob, and I didn't do pyramid schemes, I just won the lottery." ”
Xiang Zhuangmu let out an "oh", but deep down in his heart he couldn't calm down for a long time.
He used to think that he was a domineering president to a small fresh staff, but now he has become a tall Bai Fumei to a small dick, and such a gap change makes him embarrassed.
By the time Liu Bang finished worshipping the church, his evil harazi had already flowed all over the ground, hehe, as long as he insisted a little longer, he could be in the cave room.
Think about how much I was just a small Surabaya Pavilion Chief, not like an eel, not like a loach, all day long like a dog, except for the freckled widow Cao, no girl is a bird, but now she married two fairy beauties at once, think about it carefully, once the dick silk counterattacks, this life will also become brilliant!
At this moment, Xi Po said loudly, "The concubine room serves tea!" ”
Well? Tea ceremony in the concubine room? What's going on? It turns out that in ancient times, when the concubine entered the door, she had to kowtow to her wife and offer tea, so as to show that she would keep to herself in the future and never exceed the etiquette system.
In fact, to put it bluntly, that is, the wife is reminding her of the identity of the concubine, giving her a dismissal, so that she will not dare to come nonsense in the future.
I saw Lu Pheasant sitting coldly on the bench in the hall, and Qi Ji, under the guidance of Xi Po, slowly walked to Lu Pheasant, pounced, and knelt down.
Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang felt very uncomfortable, and Huang Xiu'er said angrily, "What kind of rules is this!" It's too much of a bully! ”
Yu Ji sighed and said, "Forget it, the rules are like this, when you and Daiyu entered the door, they were supposed to be like this, but Qin Shuang insisted on refusing." ”
Huang Xiuer and Xiong Daiyu were stunned for a moment, and looked at Qin Shuang gratefully, Qin Shuang waved her hand and smiled bitterly, "Don't look at me like that, in fact...... Forget it, you don't understand it. ”
Qi Ji respectfully served tea to Lu Pheasant, Lu Pheasant took it coldly, took a sip, and then stared at Qi Ji without saying a word, she noticed Qi Ji's change, Qi Ji's look of neither humility nor arrogance when she looked at her, was by no means the timid and weak she could do before.
Lu Pheasant said coldly: "A word of advice for you." ”
Qi Ji said, "Sister, please speak." ”
Lu Pheasant said, "Don't fight with me for anything, you must remember this sentence, you can live for a long time." ”
Qi Ji's expression did not change, and said calmly, "Thank you, sister, for reminding, sister remembers." ”
Lu Pheasant let out an "um", and then continued to make tea on his own, completely ignoring Qi Ji who was kneeling on the ground.
Lu Pheasant wanted this, she thought that this would make Qi Ji remember more clearly.
The guests at the banquet were whispering, some accusing and praising Lu Pheasant, and some ridiculing and sympathizing with Qi Ji, really saying anything, Liu Bang stood there with Qi Ji embarrassedly, and he didn't dare to let a fart go.
When Wang Xuan saw this, she deliberately said, "Cut, there are some women here, they just can't think about it, what they don't do well, they have to be concubines for others, it's really not self-love!" ”
She has something to say, and others won't fail to hear it.
Xiong Daiyu said angrily: "What do you know! As long as you can be with your beloved, what if you are a concubine? Lu Pheasant is her wife, is she happy? ”
Huang Xiu'er snorted coldly and said, "That's it, are you easy to find a good man?" If a man is really good, even if he is a concubine, what does it matter. ”
Wang Xuan chuckled and said, "I didn't expect that the current Little Three Alliance is really united." ”
Huang Xiu'er stared, "You! ”
Wang Xuan said proudly, "Don't worry, I won't join you!" Bai Fumei like me, where can I not find a few good men, it is just a matter of minutes......"
Huang Xiu'er looked at Xiang Zhuang, who was already in a trance beside Wang Xuan, and said mockingly, "Your so-called good man is this pig head three?" ”
Wang Xiaoming's eyes lit up, and he gave Huang Xiu'er a thumbs up, Huang Xiu'er's words really gave him a bad breath, thinking that my Wang Xiaoming's generation of the best male god is definitely rare in the world, no! Even in the sky, it is a rare animal, more precious than the giant panda! How can Xiang Zhuang compare! Xuan'er must have been deliberately angry with me because I refused to give her the scroll, no! I must be calm! If you're serious, you'll lose!
I saw Wang Xuan eating and laughing, "Ahhhhhh Alas! Xiao San's vision is really superficial, seeing Gao Fushuai sticking up like a piece of plasticine, Gao Fushuai must be good? Looking for a man to look at the connotation, understand! ”
Huang Xiu'er pointed at Xiang Zhuang with a cute face: "You mean, this guy has connotation?" You're two of us! ”
Wang Xuan said indifferently, "That's right, he is indeed not good-looking, he looks like crayon Xiaoxin, he belongs to the crooked melon and cracked jujube type, and he has no money, he fights and kills outside all day long, and he has only now mixed into a position in the army, and he doesn't understand amorous customs, his emotional intelligence is simply negative, and he doesn't understand the ......thoughts of girls at all."
Xiang Zhuang said with a depressed face, "Xuan'er, are you sure you are praising me?" ”
Wang Xuan looked at him affectionately, "Of course I'm praising you, you little fool, although your strengths and weaknesses are out of balance, but I like you one thing, that is, your dedication to love, just meet once, you are committed to me, there are a lot of men in the world, in those people's circle of friends, if you don't marry three or four wives, you are embarrassed to tell others that you have married, a few can do you like this, you are a good man, women's hearts are very soft, how can I not be moved, I ......"
Wang Xiaoming couldn't stand it anymore, and pulled Wang Xuan's arm, "It's over!" Evil is not disgusting! Is there anything that can't be resolved privately? You have to play this trick with me! ”
Wang Xuan shook off Wang Xiaoming's hand, "What are you doing!" I've grown up, and I want to find a good man to marry, what's your business! Although you say that you are my cousin, don't you think you are too lenient! ”
Wang Xiaoming was so angry that he was speechless, Wang Xuan was going to fight him to the end.
What can I do if I am swollen? Could it be true that you would give him the scroll? No, the scroll is so important, and she refuses to say what it is used for, the rivers and lakes are dangerous, Wang Xiaoming is really worried about her.
Woo woo, a low cry sounded, and the people at the table were stunned, only to see that Xiang Zhuang was already full of inflow......
Xiang Zhuang choked up and said, "Xuan'er, your observation is really nuanced, it's just earth-shattering, even my mother didn't find the merits, you see it all, it's really a good girl!" ”
Wang Xuan gently picked up Xiang Zhuang's face, took out a handkerchief and wiped his tears for him, "Well, so, are you willing to marry me?" ”
Everyone was stunned, Wang Xiaoming opened his mouth wide, and his jaw was about to be dislocated.
Then he forced his breath and said, "Enough, don't go overboard." ”
Wang Xuan sneered: "A life that has never gone too far and grown old is not a good life!" ”
I'll go, where is this!
I saw Xiang Zhuangteng get up, "I don't want to!" ”
As soon as this remark came out, all four were shocked.
Fan Xue on the table next door said, "According to my dog's eye, the IQ of this pig's head three is incurable, and he can basically give up treatment." ”
Huang Xiu'er laughed, "Bai Fumei like me, where can I not find a few good men, it's just a matter of minutes...... Who said that? Trouble getting seated! Hee-hee......"
Wang Xuan was so angry that her face turned red, and she raised her hand and pointed at Xiang Zhuang, "You say it again!" ”
Xiang Zhuang's expression was extremely firm: "I can't marry you now." After a pause, he said, "You're right, I have too many shortcomings, you are a perfect girl, and now I don't deserve you at all, but I swear, I will definitely try to do what you want me to do, believe me, give me a little time, I will definitely be able to do it!" ”
After speaking, he couldn't help but say, and stuffed the 10,000 taels of silver ticket back into Wang Xuan's hand.
Xiang Zhuang's feat made everyone dumbfounded, and they all felt that their bladders were tight, and a warm current was about to come out.
Xiahou Ying at the next table couldn't help but say, "There are strange things every year, there are a lot of them this year, Bai Fumei is sticking money to chase dicks, this kind of lace news that can only be seen in newspapers, it is really posted in front of my eyes, and what is even more disadvantageous is...... This girl's pig's head three actually refused! This makes me look at my life calmly. ”
Wang Xiaoming exhaled deeply, now he was finally relieved, although he shouted stupid x in his heart, but he gave Xiang Zhuang a thumbs up with a smile on his face, "That's good!" I don't eat the fragrant soft rice in front of me, it's really a real man! ”
After receiving Wang Xiaoming's praise, Xiang Zhuang was even more sure that his idea was right!
Wang Xuan couldn't hold it on her face, and said fiercely, "I don't know what to do, you deserve to be single for a lifetime!" ”
After saying that, he didn't look back, and left angrily.
Lu Pheasant finally finished drinking the cup of tea, Qi Ji had been kneeling for a long time, Lu Pheasant put the teacup down, and said lightly, "Get up." ”
Qi Ji thanked her and was about to get up, but there was a pain in her knee, and as soon as she got up, she fell again, but fortunately Liu Bang helped her.
A wedding was hasty.
Wang Xuan walked on the street angrily, and first used the most vicious language in the world, scolding Xiang Zhuang, who didn't know what to do, for being incomplete and bruised all over his body, and passers-by avoided it when they saw this, because they thought that they couldn't afford to provoke female neurosis.
Later, she began to scold Wang Xiaoming for "not paying back the money owed, a scoundrel, a man with a heart ......"
"Hey! Can you scold a little more gently? ”
As soon as Wang Xuan turned around, she saw Wang Xiaoming smiling evilly at her.
Wang Xuan glared, "You bastard who is rare in a century......"
Wang Xiaoming stretched out his hand to cover her mouth, "Okay, okay, bastard, bastard, I'll admit whatever you scold me, it's okay!" ”
Wang Xuan pursed her lips and couldn't help laughing.
Wang Xiaoming dragged her to a quiet and uninhabited alley, and then took out the scroll and handed it to her, Wang Xuan couldn't help but be stunned.
Wang Xiaoming said angrily, "What are you doing!" Isn't that what you're doing all this for? Take it. ”
Wang Xuan pouted and took it, "Didn't you say you wouldn't give it!" ”
Wang Xiaoming glared, "Pull it down, your green hat is ready for me, how dare I not give it!" ”
Wang Xuan endured it for a long time, and finally couldn't help laughing again, "You don't come, what a green hat!" You're not my husband. ”
Wang Xiaoming smiled helplessly.
In the silent alley, the two of them were very close, and when Wang Xiaoming stretched out his hand to embrace Meimei, Wang Xuan gently pushed him away.
Wang Xiaoming was stunned, what's wrong with Wang Xuan?
Wang Xuan looked a little nervous and a little flustered.
She seemed to be afraid that Wang Xiaoming would misunderstand, so she hurriedly said, "I still have something, I'll come to see you again in a few days, okay?" ”
Wang Xiaoming didn't say anything, only nodded.
Wang Xuan endured it, and said playfully, "Don't worry, no matter how I used to be, but I ...... now." I'm not going to cuckold you anyway! ”
Wang Xiaoming smiled dumbly, this little witch!
Wang Xuan took Wang Xiaoming's hand, "I'm leaving......"
Wang Xiaoming's heart moved, Wang Xuan's appearance today is very strange, she must have something.
Wang Xiaoming was silent, smiled gently, and then slowly leaned over with a handsome face.
Wang Xuan was very nervous, hesitated a little, and leaned back slightly, but the next moment, she hugged Wang Xiaoming desperately, and the two kissed together eagerly.
Wang Xuan looked very presumptuous, Wang Xiaoming was even more convinced of his judgment, and when Wang Xuan withdrew her fiery lips, Wang Xiaoming found that her eyes were a little red.
Wang Xuan didn't say a word, turned his head, and almost fled from this silent alley......
This book was first published in Reading Book Worm