After hearing this, Wang Xiaoming smiled miserably, "If you don't save yourself when you die, of course you will feel a little guilty, I won't be able to see it for long, and I will be like her." ”

Yu Jiqi said: "If you don't save you when you die? What do you mean? ”

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly diverted the topic, "Oh, it's nothing, I'm going crazy again." ”

Yu Ji glanced at him and couldn't help but smile.

Wang Xiaoming also laughed, and after laughing, he said, "But it's really strange to say, every time I'm extremely depressed and want to go crazy, I can always meet you to relieve your boredom, do you think this is fate?" Haha"

Yu Ji said angrily, "I still think it's strange, every time I am in danger, you are also with me." ”

Wang Xiaoming had a burst of chicken jelly, is this the rhythm that Yu Ji wants to be moved by herself?

But Yu Ji's words changed, "I was thinking, you must be my broom star!" ”

Wang Xiaoming's eyes are about to fall off, I said Yu Ji, why don't you play cards according to the routine!

I saw Yu Ji "poof" and laughed, "Okay, okay, no kidding, let me ask you, what's going on with your slap?" ”

Wang Xiaoming touched his face, shook his head, and refused to say.

Yu Ji said, "Xiu'er's masterpiece? ”

Wang Xiaoming sighed bitterly, "Pull it down, since I agreed to Lu Pheasant's proposal, she and Daiyu have ignored me, and I have been laying the floor alone for a long time." ”

Yu Ji let out an "oh", and then stopped talking.

A gust of night breeze blew, and Wang Xiaoming was just about to ask her if she was cold, but Yu Ji said, "Recently, has he ever sent a letter?" ”

Wang Xiaoming's expression darkened, there was a trace of pain on his face, and he slowly shook his head.

A trace of disappointment flashed in Yu Ji's eyes, and she smiled sadly, "It's really ridiculous, did my own father-in-law have a letter, I actually have to ask you to know." ”

Wang Xiaoming said, "Don't be like this, didn't he come to the letter some time ago, he is in a mess with Zhang Han now, it's really inconvenient for you to go, wait a minute." ”

Yu Ji looked up at Mingyue and muttered, "But, if I'm really dying, how long can I wait?" ”

Wang Xiaoming was silent, he was thinking, can he really do what he wants to do against the sky?

The two chatted intermittently for a long time, and Wang Xiaoming sent Yu Ji to Qin Shuang, and then returned to the study by himself and set up the floor.

In the middle of the night, Wang Xiaoming was already snoring loudly, but even in a dream, he did not completely relax his guard, a slight sound of opening the door, Wang Xiaoming immediately woke up, in the dark night, he saw a black shadow sneaky, slipped into the study.

Wang Xiaoming slept on the ground behind the desk, the black shadow didn't see him for a while, Wang Xiaoming was silent, staring at the black shadow quietly, he had a feeling that he knew this person.

The man seemed to be looking for something, rummaging through the bookcase shelves, and after a long time of rummaging, he gave up.

Then he went around to the back of the desk, and then he saw Wang Xiaoming on the floor.

Wang Xiaoming sneered, "Boy, you are very bold, you dare to steal from me." ”

The black shadow said disdainfully, "Someone squeaked, and I was busy during the day." ”

When Wang Xiaoming heard it, this voice was so familiar, so he hurriedly lit the lamp and looked, I went, it turned out to be the little devil Queen Xuan.

As soon as Wang Xiaoming saw her, his heart became happy.

Seeing that the bookshelves were turned over by her, she deliberately said angrily, "What the hell, I haven't seen you for a month, have you changed your career to be a thief?" ”

Wang Xuan pouted and said, "Yes, how is it, how is it?" ”

Wang Xiaoming snorted coldly, "It's the first time I've seen a thief doing something as arrogant as you, why are you so dicked?" ”

Wang Xuan smiled and said, "Because I'm thick-skinned." ”

Wang Xuan confessed so frankly, Wang Xiaoming was speechless, and the two of them couldn't help laughing.

Wang Xiaoming poured her a cup of tea, and the two of them sat down.

Then Wang Xiaoming said, "Hey! Come when you want, leave when you want, what do you think of me here? Public toilets? ”

Wang Xuan gave him a blank look.

Wang Xiaoming said again: "Where have you been lately?" ”

Wang Xuan said, "What's the matter with you, you're not my boyfriend." ”

When Wang Xiaoming heard it, "Hey, you're very angry!" Yes, it's none of my business where you go, but if you come to steal from me, it's none of my business! ”

Wang Xuan shouted, "What a steal!" Don't say it so ugly, okay! Strictly speaking, I'm here to get my stuff back! ”

Wang Xiaoming said: "Your stuff? Isn't it, you're coming to me again? Didn't you say that the money and debts would be repaid? Why, what do you want now, hehe, okay! No problem, you see, there are ready-made floors here! ”

Wang Xuan glared at Wang Xiaoming fiercely.

Seeing that Wang Xuan was angry, Wang Xiaoming had no choice but to wave his hand and said, "Okay, okay, no kidding, hey, seriously, what do you want, why don't you just ask for me." ”

Wang Xuan said, "If I ask for it, will you give it?" ”

Wang Xiaoming said categorically: "No." ”

Wang Xuan glared, "Why?" ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled: "Because I have a thick skin." ”

This time it was Wang Xuan's turn to be speechless.

As the old saying goes, if you are cheap, you are invincible, and even the gods can't help it.

The two of them stared at each other and sat for a long time.

Wang Xuan couldn't help it, "Okay, okay, tell you the truth, I want the scroll that Zhao Weimou left, anyway, it's not yours, you give it to me." ”

Wang Xiaoming sneered, "You don't come, I found someone to fish it out of the toilet, why isn't it mine." ”

Wang Xuan shouted, "Even if it's yours, don't forget, you already owe me three million!" If you give it to me, I won't ask you to pay it back! Feed! I sue you, oh, I've really lost my money, I feel distressed when I think about it, my hard-earned money is actually cheaper for you! ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled proudly, "I'm sorry, I don't have a good memory, please remind me, what kind of money, I really don't have any impression!" ”

Wang Xuan slapped the table angrily, "Hey! Do you want to pay for it? ”

Wang Xiaoming grabbed Wang Xuan's hand, and said with a hippie smile, "I won't be able to repay the debt, but I really don't have any money now, you might as well sue me first, what do you want this scroll for?" ”

Wang Xuan pouted, but she refused to say that this deal was a matter of importance, she didn't dare to open her mouth, even to Wang Xiaoming, otherwise, she wouldn't have come to steal it.

When Wang Xiaoming saw Wang Xuan's appearance, he understood a little in his heart.

Wang Xiaoming said with a straight face, "Listen, I don't care who you're doing business with this time, it's best to stop immediately, I will never give you the scroll." ”

Wang Xuan shook off Wang Xiaoming's hand and said, "You forced me, don't regret it!" ”

Wang Xiaoming grinned again: "The table sauce is purple!" I'm so scared! Hee-hee"

Wang Xuan turned her face and flicked her sleeves, "You wait for me!" ”

After finishing speaking, Wang Xiaoming laughed and said, "No problem, I'll wait at any time, you must come back to see me often!" ”

Seeing Wang Xuan walking away, Wang Xiaoming hurriedly touched his chest, he carried the scroll with him, if Wang Xuan was really willing to let him pay for his debts just now, the scroll would be in her hands.

Wang Xiaoming was very strange in his heart, why did Wang Xuan suddenly remember to ask for this scroll, but he was not in a hurry, because he knew that Wang Xuan would definitely come back.

He guessed correctly, Wang Xuan did come back again, and he came back the next day.

Today is the day of Qi Ji's marriage, but except for Liu Bang, everyone has a stiff face.

Wang Xiaoming sat at a table with the three ladies, as well as Xiang Zhuang, Yu Ji, and Bo Ji.

Before the wedding began, several people began to mutter.

They all have a good relationship with Qi Ji, this time Wang Xiaoming agreed to Lu Pheasant's proposal, and they have not lost their anger until now.

Huang Xiu'er said indignantly, "This kind of best scum in the world actually harmed two such beautiful wives in a row, God is really blind, and I don't know which immoral bastard made him a matchmaker!" ”

Xiong Daiyu looked at Wang Xiaoming complainingly.

Wang Xiaoming looked embarrassed, and coughed dryly twice, "Ahem!" ”

Huang Xiu'er glared, "Cough, cough, cough!" I'm talking about you! I heard that Lu Pheasant was also pitted by you before! I said, what kind of enmity do they have against you? Why didn't I find out you were so good at fooling people before? Well? Seriously, if it weren't for the fact that you were my father-in-law, I would have eliminated the harm for the people and ...... you."

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "Oh, you don't understand it, don't say it." ”

Huang Xiu'er said: "If you don't say it, how do you know, I don't understand!" Or are you a thief and don't dare to say it! ”

Wang Xiaoming didn't have a good breath and said, "Hey! Why do you talk more and more outrageous, what, are you here to quarrel today? ”

Huang Xiu'er glared, "Yes, I just want to quarrel, do you have any opinions?" ”

Wang Xiaoming's head was big, and he said again and again, "No opinion, no opinion, I can shut up." ”

Huang Xiu'er turned her head angrily.

The wedding continued, and Fan Hao and the others were like chicken blood, one was more excited than the other, as if they were married, toasting table after table, and then they all came to Wang Xiaoming's side.

Xiahou Ying patted Wang Xiaoming's shoulder, "Brother Xiaoming, I heard that this time it was you who made the matchmaker!" You're really not interesting, why do you give all the resources to Brother Bang as soon as you have good resources, and introduce one to us too! You see I've been a single dog for so many years......"

Lu Juan hurriedly said, "There's still me, and there's me!" Fall in love with a wild horse, but unfortunately there is no grassland at home, there is a true heart, but I can't wait for true love, and I can't really hurt my dick......"

Huang Xiu'er glared, "You still know that you are a dick!" Don't work hard to move bricks, pick up bottles, and run out to ask for true love......"

Huang Xiu'er seemed to have eaten gunpowder, and several people showed sneering expressions.

Wang Xiaoming was bitter in his heart, and hurriedly said, "My lady! Dick Si can't hurt anymore, so don't pee on their wounds, okay! ”

Huang Xiu'er said coldly: "Do you want to quarrel?" ”

Wang Xiaoming said in a low voice: "Don't dare." ”

Lu Juan and the others saw that the situation was not right, and hurriedly withdrew.

When it was time to worship heaven and earth, Xi Po led Qi Ji to the front of the hall, and then worshiped heaven and earth with Liu Bang under the guidance of Xi Po.

Xiang Zhuang sighed and said, "A flower is inserted on the cow dung, it is really heart-stopping, if this is seen by the shell Lang, how can it be embarrassing!" ”

"It's someone else's business to get married, even if it's a pheasant with a phoenix, it's none of your business, what are you sighing about?"

Xiang Zhuang hurriedly said, "Miss Xiu'er, I'll just talk about it, I don't want to quarrel!" ”

Huang Xiu'er was stunned, she wasn't talking by herself just now.

As soon as a few people turned around, they saw that Wang Xuan, who had not been seen for many days, had returned.

Not only is he back, but he is dressed in a graceful and luxurious dress, which simply blinds Xiang Zhuang's 24K pure Thai alloy steel inlaid with diamonds and gold-plated dog eyes.

Wang Xiaoming looked drunk when he looked at it, and said, "You...... What are you here for? ”

Wang Xuan sneered: "Me! Of course I'm looking for ...... Xiang Zhuang's! ”

Wang Xiaoming was dumbfounded, Xiang Zhuang's face suddenly became redder than an African turkey, the chicken froze, and he hurriedly picked it up and down, and the dozen or so pockets on his body were full of all his belongings, and they were ...... Oh, it's nearly five thousand taels.

Xiang Zhuang took out the silver and said, "Xuan'er, I was wrong last time, I didn't bring enough money, but don't worry, I won't be ...... in the future."

Wang Xuan gently pressed Xiang Zhuang's hand, and said softly, "Don't dig it out, I never care if he has a boyfriend or not, anyway, I don't have money, come ...... This is 10,000 taels of pocket money, spend it casually, no need to save. ”

After speaking, Wang Xuan stuffed the silver ticket into Xiang Zhuang's pocket, and Xiang Zhuang reached into his pocket and took out the steel hammer for a long time.

Everyone at the table stared at each other and said in unison, "Boyfriend? ”

Wang Xuan glared at Wang Xiaoming and sneered, "Yes, boyfriend, oh, I almost forgot, we are also cousins, you are the matchmaker!" ”

Wang Xiaoming's face turned green.

This book was first published on Kanshu.com