After taking a shower and changing into clean clothes, Cao Shen reappeared in front of everyone.

This image! This temperament! Compared to just now - well, it's still a dick!

But at least now everyone doesn't throw up.

When the table resumes, I'll go! Feelings, this Cao ginseng is an immeasurable rice bucket, he was just fed more than a dozen dishes by Liu Bang, and after taking a bath, he devoured it again......

Originally, Liu Bang wanted to toast him with a glass of wine, but the hand that raised the glass stopped in mid-air and couldn't speak for a long time.

Wang Xiaoming gave him a kick from behind.

Cao Shen hurriedly raised his head and said while chewing the fat sausage, "Uh...... Brother Bang, you're doing well here......"

Liu Bang said proudly, "That's not ......"

Cao Shen hurriedly said, "Then I will stay and ...... with you from now on."

Wang Xiaoming pinched Cao Shen's waist fiercely.

Cao Shen lost his voice and screamed, "Oops! ……”

Everyone was stunned.

Cao Shen immediately wailed and cried, "Oops! Bongo drum! I'm so miserable! ”

Liu Bangdao: "Huh? What's going on, tell me about ......"

Cao Shen got up and hugged Liu Bang's thigh: "I almost won't see you, Brother Bang!" Yongyana bastard ...... He ......"

Xiahou Ying was stunned for a moment, "Yongya? What's wrong with that little crumb! Say! ”

Cao Shen snorted and said with tears, "Since you left, he has risen to the sky with a duck's butt and established the Pei County Self-Defense Force......"

Liu Bang touched his lips and said, "He still has this ability?" I really underestimated him before...... Well! It seems that he will have to be treated as a person in the future. ”

Cao Shen immediately said, "Don't! He's not doing personnel now! ”

Liu Bangdao: "What's going on?" ”

Cao Shen said, "That goddamn bastard is now specialized in robbing homes and houses......"

Liu Bang hurriedly coughed dryly, "Ahem!" …… Actually, we ...... I'm doing this now......"

Cao Shen said "oh", and then said, "What's even more hateful is that bastard is still a lewd wife and daughter......"

Fan Xu, several people coughed together, "Don't say it...... Don't say it......"

Cao Shen's expression became sneering, "It turns out that you are peers...... But that bastard is still ......."

Liu Bang's face sank: "You have to pay attention to Su zhì!" Su zhì! Don't call someone a bastard at every turn! ”

Cao Shen said "oh", "But that king...... Oh, that righteous gentleman in the wind of Yushu robbed Brother Bang's good friend Cao Widow, and Fan Xu's wife Lu Xiao......"

Liu Bang and Fan Xu got up together, slammed the table, became angry, and gritted their teeth, "Yongya!" You miscellaneous hair, turtle grandson, turtle son! I'm going to cut off your limbs! Otherwise, you will not be a man! ”

Wang Xiaoming is finally relieved, I am really witty!

Cao Shen hurriedly said, "In order to protect the two sisters-in-law, I fought more than 100 of them, which was really thrilling, but I was still outnumbered, but I escaped death and reported to my eldest brother!" ”

Liu Bang patted Cao Shen's shoulder with emotion: "Sure enough, it's a good brother!" Don't worry, Brother Bang will never treat you badly! From today onwards, let's recruit troops and fight back to Peixian! ”

Everyone shouted in unison, "Recruit troops!" Kill back Pei County! ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled proudly......

When she came to the garden, Yu Ji was alone again.

Seeing Wang Xiaoming coming, Yu Ji looked confused and got up to leave.

Wang Xiaoming stepped forward to stop him, and forced out a wry smile, "You want to avoid me so much, it seems that you must not be thinking about me just now......"

Yu Ji said angrily, "What do you want!" I said I was a good man, and I wouldn't like you......"

Wang Xiaoming forced a dashing "Whether you like me or not, that's your business, I can't care, whether you like you or not is my business......"

Yu Ji sneered angrily, "You don't need to say so chic, in fact, who you are, don't think I don't know!" ”

Wang Xiaoming said: "Oh? You know? ”

Yu Ji said coldly, "Of course! You used to be a soft rice king, specializing in deceiving women to make a living, and you fled because you peeked at other people's girls taking a bath in your hometown and were chased by the yacha! ”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment, and then smiled bitterly, "Qin Shuang sued you?" ”

Yu Ji said coldly: "Yes, what! ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled faintly again, "It seems that you are very attentive to me, otherwise why would you go to Qin Shuang to inquire about my personality......"

Yu Ji said angrily, "You! ”

Yu Ji couldn't say anything about him, so she only hated to leave with a sentence of "shameless" and was leaving.

Wang Xiaoming said slowly behind her, "You will be able to see Xiang Yu soon." ”

Yu Ji's delicate body was shocked, and she turned around and said, "What did you say!" ”

Looking at the surprise that Yu Ji couldn't hide, Wang Xiaoming's heart swelled with a deep sense of loss, and he was too congested.

"We're leaving, go back to Pei County, Xiang Yu should also be around there, you can go find it when the time comes...... I'll send you to him, so I'll be reassured. ”

Yu Ji stared at Wang Xiaoming: "You didn't lie to me?" ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled bitterly and turned around, "Don't ask me this sentence in the future, no matter how I was before, I won't lie to you in the future, no why, just because I don't want to lie to you......"

After speaking, he left, and walked very simply, but his expression was a little depressed......

If you want to fight back to Pei County, you can't rely on these thousands of bandits alone, you have to recruit troops.

In this case, a unique job fair is indispensable.

Not only should it be grand, but it should also be held in the most prosperous area, so Liu Bang and they chose the county yamen...... Doorway......

The head catcher took a dozen officials to hide in the ya, through the crack in the door, staring at the hundreds of bandits outside with a frightened face.

The plaque at the entrance of the yamen that reads the selflessness of the Grand Duke is obscured by a banner, and the eight characters on it are "Mangdangshan Bandit Job Fair", shining brightly......

Fan Hao rode on the two stone lions at the door, gnawing on sugar cane, while staring at the crowd hiding far away.

Fan Xu heard from Cao Shen that his wife was caught by Yongya, and the fire has not been extinguished until now, and he spoke with the smell of gunpowder, "Meow!" It's a bunch of bear bags, and there is no one who has applied for it! ”

Wang Xiaoming glared, "Originally, there was, but it didn't scare you away!" ”

An old man on the ground with a bleeding head couldn't help but let out a groan, "Ouch......"

He is the county official of this county, and when he saw someone coming to watch and apply, he couldn't help but kindly come out and remind, "Being a bandit is risky, and you need to be cautious when entering the industry!" ”

As a result, he was hammered here by Fan Xu's fist.

The people who came to apply were frightened and ran away all at once.

Liu Bang said impatiently, "It's not a way to go on like this, Xiao Ming, what do you think about this matter?" ”

Wang Xiaoming didn't know what to do, but when he saw it...... Pregnant!

Wang Xiaoming pulled Li Shiqi, "Aren't you super capable?" You're in charge! ”

Li Shiqi patted his chest, "There is a problem with wood!" ”

Li Shiqi is now also mixed with Liu Bang, this is a great opportunity to emerge, how can you miss it?

I saw Li Shiqi walk to the center of the field and say loudly, "Dear!" Excuse me, are you a poor and ugly single dog? If so, be brave and lean! What are you waiting for! Just make the right choice and your life will be brighter!

All right! You can also choose to stand where you are, then you will be a poor and ugly single dog for the rest of your life! ”

Slowly, more than a dozen dicks came over with longing, timidity and cowardice.

Li Shiqi grabbed a dick at the front and said loudly, "Only by overcoming the fear in your heart can you move forward bravely on the road to success, let us give warm applause to this brother's courage!" ”

"Bang Bang!" Applause erupted......

Slowly, some more people came.

"Come, brother! What are your dreams? ”

"I ...... I want to make more money, so ...... I can afford to eat instant noodles every day, and even if I add an egg once in a while, I won't feel too stressed......"

"Hmmm! Great ideals! But it's not so far out that it's unattainable, don't hesitate! Come to Mangdang Mountain! Follow Brother Bang, and even your girlfriend will be able to eat instant noodles with you in the future! ”

"Ahh It's true! Can I still have a girlfriend!? Good! Good! …… But...... It's dangerous to be a bandit, I'm a little scared! ”

"Hahaha! Is it dangerous to be a bandit? Says who! Come! You see! Li Shiqi pulled out a heavily armed bandit: "Please look at our equipment!" All-attribute paralysis ring, high-defense sanctuary helmet, purgatory armor set, magic defense necklace bracelet, and a dragon slaying knife with a refining level of up to fifteen, these equipment, you will be given away when you join the club, what are you hesitating about! ”

There were more and more crowds around, and it was starting to be a little crowded.

"Wow! Isn't that invincible, better than hanging! Well! Not hot-blooded, not legendary! A good man should be a ...... Alas! I still don't dare, I heard that the bandit circle is very complicated, and the comrades-in-arms like to explode chrysanthemums with each other......"

Li Shiqi shouted, "Who said that!" Our Bang Ge's team is a team of light, a team of justice! We have the same discipline as iron, the same faith as fire, and we have our own theme song, ready to sing! ”

Hundreds of bandits sang in unison: "Sister, you boldly go forward!" Go ahead! Don't look back! ……”

"Ahem, ahem! Not this ......"

Hundreds of bandits re-chanted "Our team is like the sun, shining on the land of the group......"

At this moment, it is already crowded......

The dicks froze, "You guys are so righteous!" That! That! Then your salary! ……”

"Don't worry! Our salary is ten taels per month, and it is paid on time on the 32nd of each month! If you accidentally hang up, we will also take your wife, daughter, sister-in-law and other slightly beautiful relatives to the army, and everyone will take turns to take care of them, and they will not abandon or give up! ”

Damn! There is this good thing! So what are you hesitating about!

I saw that people stepped forward to fill out the job application form, and Liu Bang and his party smiled happily......

Hearing a loud "boom", the yacha rushed out with steel knives in hand.

"Let's sign up too!"

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