Wang Xiaoming stayed awake all night, and by dawn he had made the stupidest decision of his life, he decided to take Yu Ji to find Xiang Yu.

If it was before, Wang Xiaoming would not have believed that he would be so great, in the past, he always ate Zhang Sanwan, stared at Li Siwan, and he was not allowed to give others a few big green hats one day, but now he is ......

Alas! asked what the world was like, and only taught Newton to become mentally retarded.

Wang Xiaoming took care of his luggage, and there were two things in his luggage, money and a knife, which was a necessary artifact for going out in troubled times!

Then he came to the courtyard to prepare to find Yu Ji.

found that Ma Yuzi, who was in charge of the ticket kidnapping business, was carrying a hemp bag and rushing into the dungeon with an excited face, running and laughing......

Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but sigh, what a sin, alas! Forget it, something like this can't happen hundreds of times in this troubled world, although I have the heart of Lei Feng, but I also have more than enough heart and not enough strength, don't blame me...... Nun...... Nun......

it! I saw a head peeking out of the hemp bag, which ...... This...... This girl! You look like this, where did your mother get the courage to give birth to you!

Wang Xiaoming couldn't bear to look at it directly, and quickly twisted his face to the side, I am afraid that I will treat the old sow as a goddess after looking at it again......

The one in the sack...... Girl...... Uh, yes, it's a girl, woke up, and said in horror, "Help...... Save me! ”

I'll strangle it, even if it's ugly, even the sound is so disgusting, you have defiled my eyes, do you still want to force my ears?

Wang Xiaoming immediately covered his ears.

"Brother Xiao Ming, save me!" The girl's voice came again.

Wang Xiaoming was stunned, does she know me? No, no, maybe it's just the same name, it must be like this, I would never hook up with such a superb woman......

I said girl, with your dignity, it is rare that someone is willing to bow to your overlord, you should be grateful and fully cooperate!

As Lei Feng's successor, I won't spoil your good deeds, bye-bye......

Wang Xiaoming was just about to leave, only to hear a strong male voice coming out of the dungeon, "Wang Xiaoming!" You can't save yourself when you die! When my chastity is not guaranteed, and after I hang myself, I will definitely come to you as a ghost...... Yes! Don't take it off, big brother...... Don't take off my pants...... Wow......"

I'll it! It's a man! And it does seem familiar!

Wang Xiaoming turned his body, rushed into the dungeon in three steps and two steps, only to see Ma Yuzi smiling lewdly, forcing the "girl" into a corner, and the "girl" was only half of his pants left by him......

Ma Yuzi waved the torn half of his pants and said proudly, "You are called!" You're called! If you cut your throat, no one will come to your rescue! Hee-hee-ha......-hee

Wang Xiaoming held back a twitch in his stomach and stared carefully at the "girl" who was like a frightened rabbit.

I strangled it, although I put a thick layer of foundation on my face, but I still couldn't hide the embarrassing and vicissitudes of the scum.

And the two thick lips like fat sausages, déjà vu,

and the bulging Adam's apple, flat chest, thick hair under the armpits, and bulging pants all remind Wang Xiaoming...... It's a man!

Sure enough, this woman ...... Man...... As soon as people saw Wang Xiaoming, it was like seeing a life-saving straw, and they cried when they raised their throats, "Brother Xiaoming, it's me!" I'm Cao Shen! ”

I'll it! Cao Shen? Didn't you stay in Pei County? Why did you run here to pretend to be a woman!

There is also this horse leftover, who is a well-known second goods in the entire bandit den, and is often pitted, how could Cao Shen fall into his hands?

Ma Yuzi smiled lewdly, "Little lady, my eagle is already hungry and thirsty, and I am going to go out!" ”

Seeing that Ma Yuzi had begun to untie his clothes and prepare to attack, Wang Xiaoming didn't have time to think about it, and shouted, "Leave people under the carving!" ”

After saying that, he rushed forward with an arrow step!

Ma Yuzi looked back and smirked, "Brother Xiao Ming, why are you here?" Come and see! I now know that the woman took off her clothes, and she looked exactly like a man inside! ”

Just listen to the sound of "plop".

"Alas! Brother Xiao Ming, why did you kneel? Hurry up, hurry up......" The tall and tall horse leftovers helped Wang Xiaoming.

Wang Xiaoming said weakly, "Ma Yuzi, tell me the truth, have you ever seen a naked woman in your life?" ”

Ma Yuzi nodded affirmatively, "I've seen it!" ”

Wang Xiaoming said, "When?" ”

Ma Yuzi said proudly: "Now! ”

"Plop" sound......

"Alas! Brother Xiao Ming, why are you kneeling again, get up, get up! ”

Ma Yuzi helped Wang Xiaoming up again.

Wang Xiaoming took out ten taels of silver and held Ma Yuzi's hand tightly, "Go down the mountain, go up and up!" ”

Ma Yuzi shouted, "There are ready-made ones here, why spend this unjust money......

Wang Xiaoming shouted violently: "Immediately! Right away! Get lost! ”

Ma Yuzi was stupid and stumbled away.

As soon as Ma Yuzi left, Cao Shen cried so badly......

"Brother Xiao Ming......" Cao Shen pounced on him with a face full of grievances.

Wang Xiaoming retched and turned his face, and stretched out his hand to block Cao Shen who rushed over, "Don't let me see your face...... I'm begging you......"

"Fortunately, you're here, the Lun family is so scared, they're all scared......"

Listening to this suffocating mixed tone of men and women, Wang Xiaoming trembled all over, "Shut up!" You're meowing! Give me a good talk! ”

So a rich male voice sounded, "Brother Xiao Ming, thank you for saving me!" Hehe, I've been pretending to be a woman for too long, and I can't change it for a while......"

Wang Xiaoming finally felt better, "What the hell is going on with you!" ”

So Cao Shen immediately told his tragic experience, originally he was the head of the county jail, but since there was no royal law, there was a riot in the prison, and those detainees in turn locked him in.

It took him half a month to dig the tunnel to escape, but the outside world has changed, and Yongya, who almost died last time, gathered a group of people to reorganize the Self-Defense Force.

Originally, he had always been on the wrong path with Liu Bang and his group, but now that Cao Shen has left an order, can there still be good fruits to eat?

Cao Shen could only escape from Pei County, but there was chaos outside, and he could only pretend to be a woman, because his appearance made people unbearable to look at directly, so the road was unimpeded.

But I don't want to run into Ma Yuzi today......

Hearing this, Wang Xiaoming patted his head, there is!

Wang Xiaoming took Cao Shen to find Liu Bang, and asked Cao Shen what to say on the way......

Cao Shen's legs were weak, "Brother Xiao Ming, every time I ask for food, I will cause other people's stomach ulcers, and I will be severely beaten, and I haven't eaten for three days......"

Wang Xiaoming said, "Don't worry, as long as you do what I say, you can eat dragon meat if you want!" ”

I'll take it, this Li eats it, it's really a natural sycophant, and today I made Liu Bang happy again, and I ate big fish and meat again......

"Oh, Brother Bang, if the eighth hair on your forehead is further deviated to the left by 45 degrees, then your hairstyle is really perfect......"

"Really? Hehe, in fact, I deliberately don't pursue perfection, I have to leave you with a trace of fantasy that can surpass me! ”

Before he could enter the door, Wang Xiaoming heard this disgusting conversation.

"Beyond you? This is simply a fool's dream! As soon as I saw you, I couldn't help but think...... Wow! ……”

As soon as the two of them appeared at the door, they immediately vomited in the hall......

Cao Shen, who was already weak when he walked, saw Liu Bang, and his feelings for chicken jelly were overflowing, and he screamed in his pants and rushed up, "Brother Bang!" I want to kill you! ”

Liu Bang was dumbfounded, where did this dead shemale pop up?

Seeing that Cao Shen was close at hand, Liu Bang grabbed a plate of tamales on the table and covered Cao Shen's face......

Cao Shen's face was close to the plate, only listening to "let's chirp", "snort" Cao Shen actually ate it.

Liu Bang's hand on the plate was trembling, "Big brother...... No, miss...... No! Who the hell are you meowing? ”

After Cao Shen finished eating, Liu Bang hurriedly picked up another plate of mapo tofu and put it on top, "Listen to me, Miss Shemale, China is very dangerous, you better go back to your Thailand!" ”

"Let's chirp, chirp" The sound of eating is non-stop.

The old godmother fried the meat on top of "Fan Xu!" Why don't you get this guy away! ”

"Bongo...... I...... I...... Wow! …… I'll ...... after I vomit."

Another plate is empty, there is no way, sauerkraut fish tube!

Liu Bang kept converting more than a dozen plates: "Is this the legendary gluttonous snake!" Ouch! You've bitten my hand! ”

When Cao Shen heard this, he stopped, wiped his mouth full of oil and blood, and smirked, "Brother Bang, I'm sorry, I haven't seen you for too long, and I can't help but ...... chicken freeze for a while."

Liu Bang looked at the bloody fingers, and shouted violently, "Don't have a relationship with Lao Tzu, are you calling Brother Bang!" I think you're crazy about men! Well, it will be done to you! Yi Zhiping! ”

Wang Xiaoming's face changed greatly: "Brother Bang, don't do it!" That Yi Zhiping is notoriously heavy! Part-time work in several animal farms, specializing in the breeding of pigs, cattle and sheep......"

But Liu Bang was really angry, and pushed Wang Xiaoming away, "Yi Zhiping!" ”

I saw a lewd man immediately rush out, "Brother Bang, what's the matter!" ”

Liu Bang said fiercely, "This shemale will be handed over to you, you give him to me...... Alas! What do you spit on! Alas! Alas! Don't roll your eyes! Feed! Wake up! ……”

Wang Xiaoming came over and shouted, "He's Cao Shen!" ”

"Cao Shen!" The people who were vomiting raised their heads to look at Cao Shen, and then immediately bent down and vomited again......

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