Chapter Forty-Six: Divine Horses! You want me to be a general!
In the melancholy night, people can't sleep, sighing to themselves......
At night, Wang Xiaoming came to the window alone, looked at his warm new house, smiled bitterly, and then stared blankly at the endless night sky, and his heart was stuffed......
With a bitter sigh, Wang Xiaoming blinked his slightly moist eyes, but was surprised to find that in the empty courtyard, Yu Ji was coming slowly......
Wang Xiaoming hurriedly wiped his eyes and looked at it, who is it if it is not Yu Ji?
Wang Xiaoming was stunned, seeing Yu Ji come to the window, the two faced each other through the window, staring and staring......
Yu Ji looked sad and laughed, "It's weird." ”
Wang Xiaoming said, "Yes...... Yes, you ...... How did it come? ”
Yu Ji said affectionately, "I've thought about it seriously, I like it...... It's you ......."
Wang Xiaoming suddenly felt an explosion of energy all over his body, and said coldly, "Really? ”
Yu Ji nodded, "Hmm! So you...... Will you take me away? ”
Wang Xiaoming's already excited voice trembled: "Yes!" I...... I'm 10,000 willing! Let's go! ”
Yu Ji's face was full of joy: "Hmm! You come out of the window! ”
Wang Xiaoming was hot, "Okay!" I'm coming out! Yu Ji, you wait, I used to go to the girls' dormitory through the window, and I was very familiar! ”
Yu Ji said happily: "Hmm! Come on! ”
Wang Xiaoming was suddenly stunned, alas! Something is wrong, why can't I lift my legs, I can't move my hands......
Wang Xiaoming didn't turn it out for a long time, Yu Ji's expression became gloomy, and suddenly Yu Ji shed two lines of tears, "You lied to me, you don't want to take me with you at all!" ”
After saying that, he turned around and left, and Wang Xiaoming was so anxious that he shouted, "Yu Ji! I didn't lie to you! Wait! I'm almost coming out! Yu Ji! Yu Ji ......"
Wang Xiaoming was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and shouted "Yu Ji!" ”
Then he opened his eyes suddenly...... Alas! Sure enough, it was just a dream!
It was still a daydream, and it was already noon, and he had slept well enough.
Wang Xiaoming was extremely disappointed in his heart, and sighed, "I can't even dream of good results, it seems that I really ...... Huh! the gods! Who tied me up! ”
As soon as Wang Xiaoming turned his head, he saw Qin Shuang and Xiong Daiyu standing by the bed looking at him with shocked expressions.
Xiong Daiyu shouted, "Xianggong, you were calling Yu Ji ...... just now"
Qin Shuang hurriedly interrupted, "He didn't call anything, did you hear that?" Otherwise, let Xiang Yu know, then even your brother will have to "magnetize", understand? ”
Qin Shuang gestured with her hand to wipe her neck, and Xiong Daiyu hurriedly said, "Oh! I know, I know, I won't say anything! ”
Wang Xiaoming was angry and said, "Who tied me up!" ”
Qin Shuang glared while untying the rope and said, "Me! ”
Wang Xiaoming said angrily: "No wonder I can't open the window!" It's all your fault, I didn't take Yu Ji away and fly away! Do I have a grudge against you? You ......"
Qin Shuang twisted Wang Xiaoming's face and said sarcastically, "It's addicted to daydreaming!" Will Yu Ji fly away with you? Scold...... Don't say I'm hitting you, please weigh yourself first when you dream in the future, okay, do you think this is writing a novel? ”
Wang Xiaoming was stunned, oh! yes, I was dreaming.
But when I thought about it, I felt uncomfortable, and said, "What does it matter to you that I have my dreams?" I just want to eat swan meat, why do you care so much! Why are you tying me up! ”
Qin Shuang helped Wang Xiaoming untie the rope and sneered, "What's the matter with me?" Hum! You are really stupid, the two of us sleep in the same bed with you, without tying you, can we rest assured? ”
Xiong Daiyu said shyly, "They are already husband and wife, so there is nothing to worry about." ”
Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang stood on the spot, looking embarrassed.
Qin Shuang said coldly, "I've already packed up my things, you wash your face quickly, and we'll leave later." ”
Wang Xiaoming said, "Where to go?" ”
Qin Shuang's face changed, and as soon as he raised his slap, Wang Xiaoming immediately reacted, "Oh! Yes, yes, we are going to the south to escape the war, okay, okay, let's wait and leave! ”
Qin Shuang put down his hand and said coldly, "You've slept almost in the afternoon, and I don't know if it's too late, so don't hurry up!" ”
Wang Xiaoming hurriedly washed his face, the three of them carried their luggage, and as soon as they opened the door, they saw Liu Bang standing outside the door and was about to knock on the door, and several people were stunned for a while.
Liu Bang pointed to a few people and said, "Third brother, ...... you?" ”
Wang Xiaoming was thinking about how to fool him, but he heard Liu Bang slap his thigh, and said "Third brother!" You're a god! ”
Wang Xiaoming said stupidly: "What god?" ”
Liu Bang smiled evilly: "Third brother, you must have been tired from the battle for three hundred rounds last night, that's why you slept until now!" ”
Xiong Daiyu and Qin Shuang's faces turned red, and Wang Xiaoming said, "Yes, I'm tired, and I don't have the strength to open the window." ”
Liu Bang said: "Admire! Big brother, I saw this, so I didn't call you in the morning meeting, I didn't expect you to already know! ”
Wang Xiaoming was confused: "What do I know?" ”
Liu Bang laughed, "In the morning, the second brother received a military message from his uncle Xiang Liang, saying that Qin II had sent the general Zhang Handhuai with an army of 300,000 to quell the chaos.
The rebel armies from all over the country are ready to unite against the enemy and fight to the death with Zhang Han, we will set off tomorrow with the second brother to meet with the armies from all walks of life, I didn't expect that before I told you, you packed all your luggage......"
Wang Xiaoming was dumbfounded, and laughed dryly, "I don't have to go!" Look at me, I don't have a few taels of flesh, and I don't have to beat ......."
Liu Bang's face changed: "No! You have to go! ”
Wang Xiaoming cried and said with a sad face: "For shrimp? ”
Liu Bang smiled, "Because I have recommended you to the second brother, and the second brother has appointed you as the general of the charge before the battle......"
Wang Xiaoming was shocked: "Shenma! Are you kidding me! What does this charging general do! ”
Liu Bang smiled generously, "It's to rush to death in front with a group of stupid X...... Oh! No, it's to kill the enemy and make a name for yourself on the battlefield, and there are many benefits! Originally, the second brother was going to let me go, but after thinking about it, I still left this great opportunity to make a name for myself to you, brother, you don't have to thank me! Please call me Lei Feng! ”
Wang Xiaoming's heart 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped by, I thank your whole family, I thank your ancestors for eighteen generations! You're meowing, you're going to kill me!
Wang Xiaoming was so anxious that he cried, "Big brother, listen to me...... I really ......."
Liu Bang waved his hand, "Okay!" And so it was settled! You're a general now, so let's go to the school and give some military training! I'll go first."
Wang Xiaoming took Liu Bang's hand and was about to kneel down for him, "Big brother, don't go, you listen to me first......"
Liu Bang turned around and said, "Oh, by the way, there is one more thing I forgot to tell you, the second brother ordered, now the whole city is under martial law, the city gate has been sealed, who dares to be a deserter, play Xiao Ding Ding on the spot to death!" Belch...... By the way, what do you want to say about coming here? ”
Wang Xiaoming cried, "It's nothing, big brother, you go slowly, be careful not to let the car hit ...... death"
Sending Liu Bang away and closing the door, Wang Xiaoming cried when he lay on the table, meow, don't bring such a cheat......
Qin Shuang also scolded him for being a bloody dog, obviously he was going to leave and he had to pretend to be an uncle and drink a mess, now it's okay, he drank a charging general in front of the battle, is this not clear that he wants you to be cannon fodder?
Xiong Daiyu wept sadly and said, "I didn't expect that I would be widowed as soon as I got married, fate!" Why are you playing such a trick on me, well, I've accepted my fate, Xianggong, come on! ”
After speaking, he sat at the head of the bed, Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang were stunned for a moment, and said in unison, "Who are you?" ”
Xiong Daiyu said in a low voice, "Although I haven't read any books, I still understand the three obedience and four virtues of women, since I am married to you, I have the obligation to continue the ......incense for you."
Qin Shuang was shocked by her words.
Wang Xiaoming was first-class, his eyes lit up and said, "It is said that ancient women are high-spirited and bright, affectionate and righteous, and when I see it today, it really lives up to its reputation, and the ancients are honest and do not deceive me, since this is the case, Qin Shuang, you avoid it first...... Ouch! ”
Qin Shuang twisted Wang Xiaoming's ears, "When are you still in the mood to think about this!" Don't die soon, go to the school field to point soldiers! Maybe there is a way to survive with a temporary cramming training! ”
"Oops! Okay, okay, I'll go for it...... Oops, let go! Hurt! ”
Wang Xiaoming shrugged his head and came to the school ground, only to see that more than 100 charging dead soldiers had finished lining up, Wang Xiaoming looked at it......
I'll rub it! What the hell is this!
All of them are skinny and dumbfounded, and they look like typical mentally retarded children.
I'll it! The average height is less than 1.6 meters, the tallest is only up to Wang Xiaoming's chin, but the average age is 60, and the youngest can be Wang Xiaoming's grandfather......
I'll go, lame old man, where the hell did you get the courage to be a chargeleader!
I saw Li Shiqi smiling at Wang Xiaoming and said, "Brother Xiaoming, how is it, these are the best warriors I have selected for you, and you are satisfied!" ”
Wang Xiaoming said numbly, "Big brother, do you want to play me to death?" Let me charge with these guys, do you think I'll ever be able to come back?" ”
Li Shiqi immediately said, "Alas! You can't say that! The most important thing for a battlefield assault samurai is not to be afraid of death, only stupid x who is not afraid of death...... Oh, it's the samurai who dare to rush to the front. ”
Wang Xiaoming stared blankly at the more than 100 charging warriors in front of him, only to see that their eyes were even more dull than Wang Xiaoming's, and their expressions were full of the word cute, alas! It's hard to eat it, I really don't know where he got these mentally retarded children......
Wang Xiaoming said, "You said they are not afraid of death? How do you know? ”
Li Shiqi smiled, "I have tested their IQ, except for being able to walk upright, the others are no different from pigs, plus my brainwashing, now as long as they hear the slogan, they will rush forward desperately, never retreat!" ”
Wang Xiaoming roared, "Your sister! You unscrupulous pit man! Everyone else is a lot older, and you're still ...... Feed! Dude! What do you run! ”
I saw that more than a hundred charging samurai suddenly rushed forward with swords screaming like they were enchanted...... Yes! Come on! Kill!
Li Shiqi was dumbfounded, and said in a trembling voice, "Brother Xiao Ming! You don't have to shout any slogans! ”
Wang Xiaoming shouted: "When did I shout the slogan, I don't know what the slogan is!" ”
Li Shiqi cried and said with a sad face: "The slogan is-your sister!" ”
Wang Xiaoming is stunned, can we not play like this?
Wow! These guys are really like what Li Shiqi said, and they are really not afraid of death! I saw that they didn't retreat when they hit their heads and bleed, and after knocking down a wall, they crashed into a restaurant again, and the guests who were eating were so frightened that they ran out in fear......
A soldier rushed to report in a panic, "General Wang! Oh no! Those guys crashed into the public women's restroom! ”
Wang Xiaoming and Li Shiqi glanced at each other, I'll wipe it! Now there's a good show to watch! Laughing and joking......
The two scrambled to catch up......
In the conference room, Xiang Yu's brows were tightly locked, this time Zhang Han was menacing, and the 300,000 troops led by him were said to be felons released from the cell, all of them were ruthless characters who killed people without blinking.
Some time ago, when Chen Sheng and Wu Guang fought a decisive battle with Zhang Han, they were killed in just one day, and hundreds of thousands of troops were immediately scattered, which was undoubtedly a heavy blow to the rebel army.
Now they have won a great victory over Yu Wei, and have exterminated several rebel armies one after another, and for a while, the rebel armies everywhere were frightened and took refuge in Xiang Yu's uncle Xiang Liang......
Xiang Yu understands very well that although on the surface, his uncle's military strength has increased greatly, but in fact, they are all terrified divisions and have no combat effectiveness at all.
If the decisive battle with Zhang Han is defeated again this time, the consequences will be unimaginable......
Fortunately, he now has Liu Bang as a helper, although Liu Bang does not have many soldiers, and he doesn't really look up to Liu Bang in his heart.
But it is undeniable that Fan Hao and others under Liu Bang are all good players who can be ten with one, and with them, the chances of winning are much better, which is why Xiang Yu wants to bow to Liu Bang.
Uncle's military situation is written in a hurry, Zhang Han's troops have arrived outside Dingtao City, my uncle only has 100,000 troops, and the disparity in strength is too great, I must rush to meet my uncle as much as possible!
Xiang Yu slammed the table: "Eternal industry!" It's all in World War I! ”
This book was first published on Kanshu.com