Chapter 47: Brother Xiaoming's battlefield debut

Xiang Yu's handsome army rushed towards Dingtao City, this decisive battle was a matter of life and death, Xiang Yu held the determination to die, and did not say a word along the way.

Wang Xiaoming rode a horse, his expression was in a trance, he seemed to have seen his end, I would definitely be cut into pieces of ducks, I would definitely ...... Whining......

Pity my generation of the best male gods, the idols of the three generations of old, middle-aged and young women, the end is so bleak......

Next to him was a carriage, in which sat his two ladies, and the sound of crying kept coming from inside, which made Wang Xiaoming upset......

Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but lift the curtain, and said angrily, "What are you crying about!" I'm not dead yet! ”

Xiong Daiyu sobbed, "Isn't it fast?" If I don't cry now, you won't be able to hear you when you're chopped into pieces...... Whining...... Xianggong, you see how much I love you! Woohoo......"

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he couldn't help crying, "You still have affection and righteousness for me!" Whining...... Unlike some people, they don't even want to pretend to say wow twice...... Huh! Qin Shuang, what about you! What are you doing? ”

I saw Qin Shuang holding a wire and a few iron plates, wearing them around, and when she heard Wang Xiaoming's question, she sneered, "I'm making a shroud for you, and when you die, I'll wear this to bury ......"

Wang Xiaoming said angrily: "You! …… My Wang family is really unlucky! I actually married such a heartless lady as you and entered the door! I...... I...... Do you know my size? Do you want to measure it before you do it? ”

Qin Shuang glared, "Measure the yarn!" How can body armor fit! The bigger, the better, of course! Otherwise, don't blame me if you can't wear it! ”

Body armor? Wow! With this thing, it's still a hairy thing! Standing in front of the enemy army, smoking and knocking melon seeds are not afraid!

Wang Xiaoming's heart was frozen, "Lady, you are really affectionate and righteous to me, I can marry you, it is really the ancestral tomb that smokes, unlike some people, who only know that they cry when they encounter something......

Xiong Daiyu stopped crying, and said in surprise and anger, "Xianggong! You! It's so shameless! ”

Qin Shuang sneered, "This is shameless? Sister, the days are still long, he will let you know what it means to be truly shameless in the future! ”

Wang Xiaoming knew that he had lost his words, and hurriedly smiled and said, "Oops! My little lady, my husband was joking with you just now, hehe, don't you like it? Then I'll slap my mouth, hee-hee......"

After saying that, the hippie slapped his mouth with a smile......

Xiong Daiyu was instantly moved: "Xianggong! Are you really ...... Shameless! ”

Huh! I'll it! Why don't you follow the lines?

Qin Shuang tied the wire knot, called Xiong Daiyu to come with the handle, and the two of them worked together to lift the body armor to the window.

Qin Shuang's face turned red: "Wang Xiaoming! Don't take it yet! ”

Wang Xiaoming said curiously: "Is it that heavy?" ”

After speaking, he stretched out his hand to take it, and the whole person was ripped off the horse by body armor......

Wow! What kind of body armor is this, and it actually has bulletproof pants, which weighs seventy or eighty pounds! I'll it, can I run with this!

Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth and put on a set of iron clothes, tired like a dog, but it's okay to think about it, as long as you can not die, you can wear anything!

At the front of the team, Xiang Yu took the lead, and with a sudden wave of his hand, the army stopped.

I saw that on the open ground in the distance, about three hundred warriors of the Qin army stood in formation with halberds in their hands, blocking the way of Xiang Yu's troops.

Xiang Yu snorted coldly in his nostrils, only three hundred people, dare to stop my tens of thousands of troops, since you want to die, then I will fulfill you!

Xiang Yu was about to ride his horse to meet him, cough cough, suddenly, in the carriage behind him, there were two dry coughs, and an old man with extraordinary bearing opened the curtain.

Xiang Yu immediately said respectfully, "What advice does Father have?" ”

Xiang Yu's father? That is the strategist Fan Zengluo.

Fan Zeng sneered, "Zhang Han is really an old fox, but it's a pity that he can't help but underestimate me Fan Zeng, hehe......"

As soon as Wang Xiaoming at the back of the team put on the body armor and had not yet adapted to it, a herald immediately came to report, "General Wang, the enemy has been found ahead, and General Xiang has ordered you to lead the stormtrooping warriors to meet the enemy!" ”

I rub! Don't think so highly of me! As for the more than 100 mentally retarded children, I didn't bring them to sharpen knives......

But Xiang Yu had already ordered, and he couldn't help himself if he wanted to go or not.

Wang Xiaoming looked at it and suddenly became a little frozen.

Hey? How come there are more than 300 ironclad samurai?

Wang Xiaoming was moved and said, "The second brother is really affectionate and righteous, and he actually gave me more than 300 elite soldiers as a backing......"

The herald immediately said, "No! General Wang, that is the battlefield axe hand personally ordered by General Xiang, when he encounters a deserter, he is hacked to death on the spot, so general, you must not retreat! ”

I'll you! You two are big brothers, you are really more cheating than the other!

Qin Shuang and Xiong Daiyu lay on the window and cried bitterly, "Xianggong, you must come back alive!" …… Woo."

Wang Xiaoming was crying while being carried to the front of the battle by the heralds, more than 100 mentally retarded children were holding steel knives and ready to attack, and the same was true of the Qin army on the opposite side.

Xiang Yu groaned and said, "Third brother, the art of war is cloudy, soldiers, treacherous, false and real, unpredictable, don't look at the front of only a few hundred Qin soldiers, but I'm afraid this is the enemy's trick to lure the enemy, so I sent you to try the depth, if you win, I will definitely be rewarded!" ”

Wang Xiaoming cried and said with a sad face: "Then what if you lose?" ”

Xiang Yu said righteously: "Then I will definitely take care of your two ladies for you!" Don't give up, don't give up! ”

Liu Bangfan sighed a few times and immediately said, "Don't worry! With us behind you, you'll be fine! As soon as we see that the situation is not right, we will shoot all the arrows! ”

Wang Xiaoming cried and smiled, "Heh...... Scold...... Am I not finished? ”

Liu Bang picked up the steel knife and knocked the "bell" on the body armor on Wang Xiaoming's body armor a few times...... Clang...... Bell",

Then he smiled and said, "Third brother, you are really good at laughing, with this loving body armor, missiles can't be blown up, what is a few bows and arrows, it's a big serious injury, it's so easy to die!" ”

Wang Xiaoming still wanted to make a final effort, but Fan Hao immediately lifted him to a horse, and then handed him an eighty-pound Qinglong Yanyue knife, Wang Xiaoming took it with both hands, and almost fell down tired.

Damn, this equipment alone is more than 160 pounds, not to mention cutting people, it's not bad to be able to carry two steps.

Liu Bang suddenly slapped the horse's ass, the horse neighed, and galloped, Wang Xiaoming's face turned white with fright, and he scolded, "Damn! ”

I'll it! That's not the slogan!

The more than 100 mentally handicapped children behind Wang Xiaoming were stunned and did not move......

In front of the Qin army on the opposite side, a general with a tiger's back and a bear's waist on his horse, holding a Fang Tian painting halberd, looked angrily at Wang Xiaoming who came on a horse, he was the Qin general Zhao Tiehu.

"! How dare you rush up alone! It's so arrogant! Army! ”

The soldier behind him immediately said, "The last general!" ”

Zhao Tiehu said fiercely, "Pass my order, no one is allowed to move without my order!" Otherwise, be beheaded immediately! Wait for General Ben to meet this little white face for a while! ”

Joining the army, he immediately said: "Subordinates obey orders!" ”

Zhao Tiehu clamped the horse's back, "Ah! Yaoooo Boy, Hugh is going to be arrogant! Wait for General Ben to come and take your head! Roared towards Wang Xiaoming......

Wang Xiaomingsi roared exhaustively: "Which bastard chose a thousand miles of chasing wind for the master!" Run him so fast! The mentally retarded children in the back! You guys meow and keep up! ”

The two met in a narrow way between the two armies, Zhao Tiehu shouted violently, and smashed it with a halberd!

Wang Xiaoming was so frightened that he instinctively picked up the Qinglong Glaive Knife to block it, only to hear a "click", and the Qinglong Glaive Knife was cut into two sections......

I'll it! Don't you want to be so fierce!

Zhao Tiehu smiled, "Boy, it turns out that you are just a pretending to be b, suffer death!" ”

After speaking, another halberd was split, only to hear the sound of "clang", Fang Tian's halberd split on the body armor and broke into two sections......

Zhao Tiehu was stunned, "You...... What is your outfit made of? ”

Wang Xiaoming was scared half to death just now, but when he saw that he was unharmed, he was immediately full of confidence, "Hehe! This is my mother's hand-made love body armor, invulnerable, Iron Man's set is weaker than me, the kid is afraid! Ha ha...... Ouch! ”

I saw Zhao Tiehu snort coldly, turned over and dismounted, and ripped Wang Xiaoming off the horse, "Hmph!" Iron Man, right? Lao Tzu naturally grew a stainless steel drill, nicknamed Steel Plate Hikawa, you just said that it is invulnerable, right? Today, Lao Tzu must enter! ”

After speaking, he pressed Wang Xiaoming to the ground, and then ripped off his coat, revealing his muscles, "Lao Tzu, just correct the law on the spot now!" ”

Wang Xiaoming screamed in a lost voice......

Xiang Yu's complexion changed suddenly, and he lost the first battle, which was undoubtedly a heavy blow to the army's heart, no! Absolutely not!

Xiang Yu was about to ride his horse to rescue, but he heard Fan Zeng say coldly, "Yu'er, Hugh has to act rashly, be careful of Zhang Han's tricks......"

Xiang Yu gritted his teeth and stopped, but seeing that Wang Xiaoming was already in danger, he was anxious, so he turned to Liu Bang and said, "Big brother, what do you think?" ”

Seeing this, Liu Bang hurriedly said, "Second brother, the situation is in crisis, the third brother is afraid that the chrysanthemum will not be guaranteed, if ten thousand arrows are fired at this moment, he will definitely be able to protect his chastity, but I just don't know what the quality of his body armor is, eldest brother, I am really embarrassed, or second brother, you have an idea, I close my eyes and ...... first"

Xiang Yu groaned, "Archer, prepare!" ”

Hundreds of bows and arrows were ready, Xiang Yu sighed and said, "Third brother, don't worry, I won't let you be humiliated, there is only so much I can do for you, I hope the quality of your body armor is passable!" ”

Wang Xiaoming saw hundreds of bows and arrows facing him, his soul was gone, and then he saw that Zhao Tiehu was already ready to attack, alas, there were really fierce tigers in front and hungry wolves in the back!

Just when Wang Xiaoming was desperate, he saw Xiong Daiyu rushing to the crossbowman desperately, crying, "Unless I die!" Otherwise, no one is allowed to hurt my father-in-law! ”

Xiang Yu hesitated.

Wang Xiaoming couldn't hold back his tears, ancient women really valued love and righteousness, and the ancients didn't deceive me!

Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth, good! I can't die! Never die!

Suddenly, in a panic, his hand touched the half-broken Blue Dragon Glaive Knife on the ground......

Zhao Tiehu laughed wildly and said, "My eagle is about to show its might...... Oh! ”

I saw Wang Xiaoming shouting violently, his hand was raised, a piece of blood was sprinkled, and Zhao Tiehu screamed......

Wang Xiaoming put on a cool posture and said, "Your little Ding Ding can be judged under such a divine sword, and it can be regarded as a good judgment, and it is not in vain to live this life......"

The Lord will be executed, and when Qin Jun saw this, he was stunned......

Seeing this, Xiang Yu's army cheered one after another, and their morale was high for a while.

On the slope in the distance, a man about forty years old and quite a general stood in the wind, he was Zhang Han, the commander of the Qin army.

Behind him stood his two lieutenants, Sima Xin and Dong Peng.

Sima Xin said slowly, "I thought that with only three hundred soldiers, Xiang Yu would be arrogant and go out in person, but now that Xiang Yu has no plan, what should I do?" Shall our 300 soldiers be withdrawn? ”

Zhang Han sneered: "Withdrawn? Hum! Beat the drums and let them fight Xiang Yu! ”

Dong Peng was shocked: "General! It's like hitting a stone with an egg! It was impossible for them to stop Xiang Yu from entering the city to join Xiang Liang! ”

Zhang Han said coldly, "Now I have a new plan, now I just want to let Xiang Yu enter the city, if these three hundred soldiers don't stop it, then Xiang Yu will definitely be suspicious, don't say more!" Start the battle! ”

Sima Xin and Dong Peng were confused, but they still gave the order and beat the drums to fight!

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