Yu Ji is going to kill the rhythm of killing people, stepped forward and grabbed Wang Xiaoming's neck, Wang Xiaoming couldn't cough out, his hands were picking at the grass pavilion pillar, only to feel that his eyes were rolling up, and his brain began to lack oxygen.

Wang Xiaoming squeezed his throat and said, "Spare your life......"

Yu Ji hated and said, "Say! What do you hear! ”

Wang Xiaoming's face has become the color of pig liver, "I only hear it...... You and Xiang Yu ...... That's it...... I really didn't hear it...... The process is ......"

Yu Ji's head was hot for a while, she had lost her mind, and she had more strength in her hands, "You...... You forget about it for me right away! ”

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "Okay...... I've ...... Forgot about ......."

Yu Ji almost used her strength to breastfeed, "That's good! I ask again, what do you hear! ”

Wang Xiaoming really couldn't hold it anymore, "I just came in...... What do you say...... Without saying a word, he grabbed me............ Neck...... Neck...... I...... Anything...... I didn't hear that! Ahem......"

Yu Ji pinched unwillingly for a while, and only let go of her hand after making sure that Wang Xiaoming would never dare to talk nonsense.

Then he said with a dark face, "If there is a third person who knows about today's matter, I will ......"

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said: "I'll cut myself myself!" ”

Yu Ji snorted coldly, "You'd better remember this sentence!" Go to Mangdang Mountain tomorrow and go back to bed early! ”

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "Certainly, definitely, I promise to fall asleep in five minutes!" Good night! ”

After saying that, he ran away.

Alas, a good night talk that could have increased the affection turned out to be like this.

Wang Xiaoming guessed the beginning, but he didn't guess the ending.

Wang Xiaoming was sad and indignant: "Why is it so difficult to be a spare tire!" ”

Tonight is destined to be sleepless.

Early the next morning, Lu Pheasant came to the front hall and saw Qin Shuang lying on the table asleep, while Han Xin opened his eyes and saw her at first sight.

Han Xin's face was moved, and he couldn't help but reach out and caress the sleeping Qin Shuang.

Lu Pheasant's face changed, and he coughed dryly twice.

Han Xin was suddenly startled, and quickly retracted his hand, and glanced at Lu Pheasant with a nervous expression, feeling panicked in his heart.

Qin Shuang was also awakened by Lu Pheasant, and when he saw Han Xin awake, he was very happy, and he wanted to reach out to probe Han Xin's forehead with a happy face, it was very cold last night, and Qin Shuang was worried that he would have a fever.

But Han Xin immediately moved his head back and said coldly, "Mrs. Wang, please respect yourself......

Qin Shuang's face was stunned, and he muttered, "Self-respect? You ...... yesterday."

Yesterday, Han Xin held her hand in a coma, but now that Han Xin woke up, he naturally forgot that this had happened, Qin Shuang couldn't help but feel a little disappointed, and a little annoyed.

Han Xin, what do you think of me!

Lu Pheasant hurriedly coughed, "Can you two be so excessive?" I can't even stand it......"

Although Lu Pheasant is vicious, she still has some women's virtues, although she also thinks about Xiang Yu in her heart, but it is impossible to be as unscrupulous as Qin Shuang no matter what.

But what happened next really ruined her three views and shocked the heavens.

I saw Wang Xiaoming come in early with a big bag.

put down the morning and said with concern, "Lady, Brother Han Xin, you must have been tired yesterday, come, let's eat something first!" ”

Lu Pheasant held on to the door frame and didn't let himself fall.

I'll you, gentlemen.

Han Xin didn't dare to look at Wang Xiaoming guiltily, and said "No...... No need...... Brother Xiao Ming, I'm leaving...... Alas! …… Brother Xiao Ming, why is your neck red and swollen......"

Wang Xiaoming didn't dare to tell the truth, and said dejectedly, "Cervical spondylosis has been committed again, it won't get in the way...... Alas, you're leaving? Where are you going? ”

Han Xin said, "I'm looking for a job, I graduated from the Art of War Department of Tsinghua Academy, I haven't been able to find a job without fighting before, but now the world is in chaos, I think I should be able to find a good boss......

Wang Xiaoming nodded, "That's right, let's eat and leave, you see that you are still injured......"

The more enthusiastic Wang Xiaoming was, the more Han Xin felt sorry for him, and the two of them pushed and pushed.

Lu Pheasant's heart turned upside down, is there a more harmonious relationship in the world?

I saw Qin Shuang suddenly said coldly, "Since he doesn't eat, let's not force it, he wants to go as he pleases!" Xianggong, come and eat ...... together."

After speaking, he grabbed Wang Xiaoming's arm, pretended to be intimate, and pulled Wang Xiaoming to sit down, "Come, Xianggong, I'll feed you......"

Wang Xiaoming said, "Is this good? Huh"

Qin Shuangjiao said in a coquettish voice, "What's wrong, you are my father-in-law, I will feed you!" Come...... Open your mouth...... Ah......h

Qin Shuang picked up the chopsticks and grabbed a rice ball, sent it towards Wang Xiaoming's mouth, and then stared at Han Xin hatefully to see his reaction.

The expression on Han Xin's face became embarrassed, and he hurriedly said, "Farewell......

Without even a single superfluous word, Han Xin left in a hurry......

In this way, Han Xin left again, and Qin Shuang was annoyed, hateful and bitter in his heart.

Wang Xiaoming's voice changed, "Don't ...... Don't stuff it, you can't stuff it in......"

Qin Shuang looked back and was shocked, it turned out that he was desperately stuffing the rice balls into Wang Xiaoming's nostrils.

Qin Shuang was in a bad mood, so she threw the chopsticks away, "What do you want to eat, you can clip it yourself!" We will not wait! ”

Wang Xiaoming wiped his nostrils, "Sister-in-law, let's eat together, and Xiaolong soup dumplings......"

The corners of Lu Pheasant's mouth twitched, "You really let me see what a good husband in China is, the king of green hats...... You're so good! ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled and said, "Sister-in-law has won the award, I am not as great as you say,...... Alas! The Cuckold King? No! Sister-in-law, what do you mean? ”

Lu Pheasant sneered, "It's not interesting, I'll take it back to the house early and eat it myself, when I see you, I can't help but stuff your heart for you, you will be disgusted and can't eat, just wait and call me...... Hum! ”

Wang Xiaoming was confused.

Several people said goodbye to the medical hall and walked towards Mangdang Mountain, and the crowd behind them whispered and sighed.

"Such a handsome man and a beautiful woman, I can't think about it like this, and I don't need to go to Mangdang Mountain if I want to die! Alas......"

"yes, it's better for me to stay cheap! Occasionally, the elite combat power that has been preserved for forty years! ”

"That Li Mochou is going to be very excited now......"

On the main road of Mangdang Mountain, several beauties were worried, and only Wang Xiaoming was elated.

"Alas! Yu Ji, you see the scenery here is really good, you see...... You see......"

Lu Pheasant didn't have a good breath and said, "Look at the yarn, we are all cornered and forced to this poor mountain and bad water, you are still in the mood to enjoy the scenery......"

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he said with a smile, "Sister-in-law, this is what you don't know, this is a blessed land for you and Brother Bang!" In the future, you will be able to leave a name for eternity, but it all starts here. ”

Lu Pheasant's face sank, "You're making fun of me!" The Cuckold King. Will Liu Bangnade's performance be famous for generations? Then the bastard will be able to be an official in the future! ”

Wang Xiaoming looked respectful, "Sister-in-law, you are really a god, you can even count this!" ”

Lu Pheasant didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and turned his face away.

A few people were swaying on the avenue, but they didn't know that a sloppy ghost in the grass was watching their every move, and they saw a pen in his hand dancing quickly on the paper......

After only a moment, he stopped, and then quietly got up and ran towards the back mountain.

There is a cottage in the back mountain, and in the cottage lobby, quietly, I saw a group of bandits taking the ...... Examination?!

I'll it, it's so regular to be a bandit now!

On a tiger skin chair in the center, there is a person in a gray cloth shirt, who looks quite gentle, with two mustaches neatly trimmed, and is the second master of the invigilator, but it is a pity that he stared at it for too long alone, and fell asleep there in a daze.

"Report!" An announcement came, and I saw the sloppy ghost who had just followed Wang Xiaoming and a few people quickly ran into the hall.

The hall fell silent.

The second master, who was napping, opened his eyes.

The children's shoes who were cheating below straightened up.

The second master hummed and said, "Meow, I just dreamed that the old man was wet, and his clothes were stripped naked, and he was all scared away by your kid, what's the matter, say it quickly!" After that, I want to go back to my dream to see the old man wet! ”

The sloppy ghost hurriedly said, "Oh, okay, the second master of Qiyu, there are a few stupid x who have come to our Mangdang Mountain!" ”

When the second master heard this, he sat up and said, "Stupid x?" How do you know they're stupid? ”

The sloppy ghost said, "Because they specialize in walking the avenue, they have no scruples, they look like they are here to travel, they are not afraid at all, they have nothing to do and come to Mangdang Mountain to travel, isn't it stupid x?" ……”

When the second master heard this, his face sank, "Well, it makes sense, a few stupid x, Liu Xiaoxiang!" You go kill it......"

This bandit named Liu Xiaoxiang is an impatient and a scud, and as soon as he received the order, he dropped the exam paper and ran out in a sprint.

The sloppy ghost hurriedly said, "Don't! The second master, they are a combination of male gods and goddesses! Promise...... This is the six consecutive shots I painted, please take a look at the second master......"

It turned out that this sloppy ghost was a turtle painter named Leonardo da Vinci, who could not find a job after returning to China, had no food, and finally had to work as a bandit.

The second master took a few chapters of sketches handed over by the sloppy ghost, and jumped three feet high, "!" Whoever dares to touch a single strand of their hair, I castrate him to drink! ”

The bandits said in unison: "Liu Xiaoxiang has already set off!" ”

The second master shook his hand, and with an "ah" sound, a few sketches flew to the ground, and the bandits were all stunned when they saw a few people on the paper.

After a few seconds of silence, a cute bandit crossed his fingers and calculated, "Three girls, there are more than 900 of us, and the average ......"

Before he could finish the calculation, the bandits all rushed out in a frenzy.

"Wolves have more meat and less meat! First come, first served! ”

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