A few people were a little tired from walking, and Lu Pheasant was annoyed and sat down on a cobblestone on the side of the road.

"Cuckold King! Are you kidding me? You said that Liu Bang has become a bandit leader here, and we have come all the way to find him, but what about others? ”

Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but be a little puzzled, and said, "Yes, according to the records in the "Historical Records", he should be the bandit leader of Mangdang Mountain now, why haven't we even seen a ghost shadow for a long time." ”

Qin Shuang said coldly, "Maybe he already has several Zhai Ladies now, and he doesn't bother to pay attention to us, maybe he ......."

When Lu Pheasant heard this, he sneered, "It's better to do this, then let him take me off by the way, and I will be happy to be free." ”

Yu Ji hurriedly persuaded, "Sister Lu, don't say that, you are already pregnant, you have to think about the child......"

At the mention of the child, Lu Pheasant gritted his teeth with hatred.

Yu Ji said, "This Liu Bang is really, even if he can't come because of something, he should send someone to greet him, otherwise Mangdang Mountain is so big, how do we find ......?"

Wang Xiaoming was surprised, and inadvertently looked up, but happened to see a stunned young man in the distance walking along the way, as if he was looking for something.

Wang Xiaoming thought about it, could it be that this is Liu Bang's little Lou Lou? So he yelled, "Dude! Are you looking for us? ”

Liu Xiaoxiang fixed his eyes: "So you are here!" Told me to look for a long time! ”

Wang Xiaoming's heart was frozen, and it was really Liu Bang who sent him to pick them up.

"See, I said Brother Bang is mixing well here! You see, isn't this a call to meet us? ”

Several beauties are also happy, "I finally found it, I'm tired, I have to let him be entertained." ”

Liu Xiaoxiang shouted violently and rushed over.

Wang Xiaoming looked at it and smiled, "This little Lou Lou who picks up customers is very enthusiastic, and he runs so energetically......"

Yu Ji was puzzled: "Why do you pick up customers here with knives?" ”

Wang Xiaoming thought for a while and said, "Maybe the customs here are different!" ”

Qin Shuang carefully stared at Liu Xiaoxiang, who was getting closer and closer, and muttered, "But why is the expression of the pick-up customer such a grinning and vicious face?" ”

Wang Xiaoming sighed slightly: "Maybe it's because I'm too excited to see us." ”

Liu Xiaoxiang roared angrily: "Ah! "It's getting closer.

Lu Pheasant didn't have a good breath and said, "Tell him to be quieter, just pick up someone, it's so grand, his ears are about to be deafened by him." ”

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "Okay...... I'll remind him ......"

Then he turned to Liu Xiaoxiang, who was already close to raising his knife, "Dude, this is your eldest brother's ......"

Liu Xiaoxiang raised his knife and shouted, "I killed you!" ”

Damn! It's a big joke!

Several people screamed in fright.

Just when Wang Xiaoming's legs were trembling, he was so frightened that he closed his eyes and waited in place for death.

A cloud-piercing arrow broke through the air and "fluttered" and shot through Liu Xiaoxiang's chest.

"Flutter" "Flutter" "Flutter" ......

The arrows can't be stopped like chewing Xuanmai.

When Wang Xiaoming opened his eyes tremblingly and found that Liu Xiaoxiang in front of him had been shot into a hornet's nest, a stone fell to the ground in his heart.

While rubbing his chest and panting, he then said to several beauties, "It's okay it's just a little deflated, if a group of bandits come, then we'll be done now......"

Several beauties looked sluggish, with bitter faces, and pointed behind Wang Xiaoming, Wang Xiaoming looked back and saw hundreds of bandits armed with bows and arrows coming in groups.

The corners of Wang Xiaoming's mouth twitched, Sima Qian, you dead eunuch, you want to play me to death! Is your "Historical Records" a dream nonsense? If you come out, I promise not to kill you!

I saw Leonardo da Vinci leading a group of people from the second master, and the waves were stormy.

The second leader and his party rushed to Wang Xiaoming and the others, and suddenly stopped, causing a burst of dust.

Wang Xiaoming saw that the second master who took the lead looked so gentle, as if he was a scholar, he should be able to talk well, so he hurriedly stepped forward to curry favor, "Thank you for your righteous action, I am grateful...... Ah! ”

I saw the second master push Wang Xiaoming away, "Stay aside!" ”

Wang Xiaoming stumbled, and was immediately stopped by several bandits with knives, Wang Xiaoming only felt that his neck was cold and his crotch was hot.

I'll take it, it seems that people can't look good, what is hidden under the appearance of this second-in-command Sven is the heart of a beast, what a Sven scum.

The second master stepped forward, immediately put away his sword, put on a kind smile, shook his hands, and said softly, "Xiaosheng Bai Yutang, it is too late to protect the flowers, which frightened several beauties, and I hope that a few beauties will not blame ......"

Wang Xiaoming fell to the ground with goosebumps all over his body, you are a bandit, what kind of literary and artistic youth are you pretending!

Qin Shuang hurriedly forced out a smile, and said in a trembling voice, "Don't dare...... Don't dare ......"

Bai Yutang said again, "A few beauties are really knowledgeable, Xiaosheng feels that he is very close to you, why don't you let Xiaosheng be the east and invite you to the house as guests, and do your best to be the landlord?" ”

Lu Pheasant said in a trembling voice, "No...... Don't have to ......"

Bai Yutang said magnanimously, "You're welcome, although I can't say that the mountains and rivers are beautiful here, but I also have a special taste, I believe you will fall in love here, right?" ”

I saw Bai Yutang take out the machete again, and play with it in his hand.

Several beauties nodded with sad faces.

Bai Yutang turned to Wang Xiaoming again, "As for you......"

Wang Xiaoming was so frightened that his soul was gone: "Please, don't kill me!" I'll do a lot of things...... Like what...... Like what...... Wow...... Anyway, don't kill me! It's better if you leave me to empty the toilet for you! Wow......"

Bai Yutang was stunned: "Pour the toilet?" Alas! That's good! Originally, I saw that you were quite handsome, and I wanted to dedicate you to our village master......"

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he hurriedly asked, "You village masters?" Is it the emotionally hurt Sister Mochou? ”

Bai Yutang said, "That's right! I didn't think you'd heard of it, she's out tonight......"

Wang Xiaoming immediately stepped forward and said, "I refuse to empty the toilet, please take me to see Sister Mochou." ”

All the bandits burst out in surprise, and the two bandits who held Wang Xiaoming took the knife away from his neck and gave him a thumbs up with admiration.

Even Bai Yutang was impressed by Wang Xiaoming, and his attitude suddenly improved: "I thought you were a small fresh meat, but I thought you were a really strong man!" Admire, admire! ”

Wang Xiaoming said proudly, "Where is it, please lead the way!" ”

The group marched towards the cottage.

On the way, Qin Shuang whispered, "You're crazy!" I don't want to find a way to escape, and I send it to the tiger's mouth by myself! ”

Wang Xiaoming looked relaxed, "Escape?" Did you escape? Besides, why should I run away? ”

Qin Shuang was surprised, "Didn't you hear? Bai Yutang wants to give you to the witch Li Mochou! ”

Wang Xiaoming said proudly, "It doesn't matter if she is a witch, a house girl or a leftover girl, as long as she is a woman, she can't escape my Wang Xiaoming's Five Finger Mountain, as long as I take her down, then we can sit back and relax!" ”

When Qin Shuang heard this, he said, "That's right, you used to coax women to eat soft rice, um!" I'm optimistic about you, and for our safety, we must take her down! ”

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he said, "Are you praising me?" ”

Qin Shuang glared, "What do you say?" ”

successfully received a few beauties, how can Bai Yutang's heart be beautiful.

Along the way, he was very attentive.

"Maybe you beauties don't know much about it, so I'll briefly introduce myself.

In fact, I was still a private school gentleman, I dare not say that I am a high student, but I am also full of wealth, famous, and have many disciples......

Lu Pheasant said embarrassedly: "Oh! Hehe...... I can't really see it......"

Bai Yutang sighed and said, "It's a pity that Qin Shi Huang burned books and pit Confucianism, and I had no choice but to end my teaching career with all my life's painstaking efforts, so that my life fell into trouble, so I had to ...... Alas. ”

Lu Pheasant said, "Didn't you say that you have many disciples, and you respect your teacher?" Don't they care about you? ”

Bai Yutang said, "They are quite interesting, you see, these bandits are all my students, and they have always been to me......

Lu Pheasant showed a sneering expression: "You really teach you well...... Huh"

For a good national teacher like Bai Yutang, Wang Xiaoming just wants to say one word - phew!

Bai Yutang said again, "Zi once said, men should be lustful, brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, now the weather is getting colder, I just need three thermal underwear, not as good as ......you."

The three beauties were frightened.

Wang Xiaoming shouted, "Although I have never passed the exam, I don't believe that Confucius said such a thing......"

Bai Yutang snorted coldly, "Confucius didn't say it, it was Lao Tzu who said it, do you have an opinion?" ”

Seeing Bai Yutang playing with the machete in his hand again, Wang Xiaoming's courage disappeared suddenly.

Wang Xiaoming shrugged, but some people didn't.

I saw Leonardo da Vinci said angrily, "It's all single dogs, just you're cold?" Who is not afraid of the cold in winter? You want three warm clothes alone, do you want to freeze us single dogs? ”

When Bai Yutang heard this, his face darkened, "Hey! You're really a duck butt to the sky!

Sue you, here are all the students I taught, as far as you are a turtle faction who wants to turn the sky upside down, you first ask the guys in the hands of my students if they agree! ”

The bandits said in unison, "No yes!" ”

Bai Yutang smiled smugly.

The bandits said again, "You want to swallow three beauties alone, and we resolutely refuse to agree!" ”

The smile on Bai Yutang's face froze.

"Every time I pass by the pigsty, I can't help but gaze affectionately at the only sow, what a miserable word, I've had enough of such days!"

"Raising soldiers for a thousand days, used for a while, I have been training day and night for thirty years, the elite division, ready to go, you actually told me that you want to swallow it alone? At this point, I want to cut off the master-apprentice relationship with you! ”

"I have taken the pill, and at this moment the war is at the peak of the war in my body, if I don't get catharsis, I'm afraid I will go crazy and slash with a knife, if you cut the teacher, please don't be surprised! Hum! ”

Wang Xiaoming sighed with emotion, your students have completely inherited your forced temperament, and they have come out of the blue, you should feel gratified.

It is about to cause a mutiny.

Wang Xiaoming secretly glanced at Qin Shuang, and waited to take advantage of the chaos to quickly slip away.

I saw Bai Yutang gritting his teeth and laughing, "As a teacher, it's just a joke with you, why do you have to be so serious and so strict?" Hehe......"

The bandits said, "What does the teacher mean?" ”

Bai Yutang waved his hand, "Alas! The old rule, the spoils of war are uniformly distributed by the owner of the village, first lock them in the dungeon, and wait for the owner of the village to come out of the customs at night, she decides! ”

As soon as the owner of the village Li Mochou was mentioned, everyone was silent, it seems that this witch Li Mochou is indeed quite capable.

The three beauties glared at Wang Xiaoming viciously, "You're meow!" You killed me this time! ”

Wang Xiaoming hung his head silently.

This book was first published in Reading Rim