As soon as they got home, the two of them sneaked in through the back door, for fear of arguing Qin Shuang and Xiong Daiyu, and it would be a trouble to ask like that.

But when they just opened the back door and went in, and turned around to close the door, they saw an old man in brocade clothes and extraordinary bearing standing outside the door, smiling at them.

I rub! Isn't this the old man named Hanako who was in the mass grave just now?

Why did Kung Fu become a tyrant after a while?

Wang Xiaoming and Huang Xiuer were stunned and forgot to close the door.

I saw the old man walk forward and smile, "So you live here!" ”

Wang Xiaoming said nervously: "It's your business!" What are you doing with me! I sue you! Xiang Yu is my second brother, and I am the charging general under him! If you me off, I'll pull you to be cannon fodder! ”

The old man disagreed, "Alas! "Young people nowadays are really rude, in fact, I picked up your wallet and kindly sent it back for you......"

Wang Xiaoming snorted coldly, "You don't come here, how can there be a stupid shortage of gold in these years!" My wallet I keep in my chest pocket, how could it be ...... Will ......"

Your sister, Wang Xiaoming crumpled a layer of skin on his chest, and he really lost his wallet.

I saw that the old man took out a wallet with a smile, who was it if it wasn't Wang Xiaoming.

Wang Xiaoming snatched it away, "Thank you, I was offended just now, it seems that you are really a fool who is not ignorant of gold...... Oh no, good people...... Good...... Good...... I'm good for your sister! ”

I saw Wang Xiaoming angrily pour out the wallet, and there were only fifteen copper plates left in it.

Wang Xiaoming shouted: "I obviously have ten taels of silver here!" Where is it! ”

The old man shook his head, "How do I know." ”

Wang Xiaoming stared at the old man and said coldly, "How much is this outfit on you?" ”

The old man smiled, "Ten taels." ”

Wang Xiaoming understood, he finally understood why this is called Huazi and suddenly became a local tyrant.

I saw the old man rubbing his hands and said with a grin, "You see that I have come all the way to pay your wallet for you, and I haven't even had time to eat supper, you say, shouldn't I ...... Hey...... Indicates that it is ...... Hee-hee......"

After speaking, he stretched out his hand and made a gesture to ask Wang Xiaoming for money.

Wang Xiaoming understood again, this guy must have picked it up...... No! …… He stole his wallet, spent the money in it, and now wants to come to himself for a reward!

You're stupid and stupid, and you're so good at it, right?

Wang Xiaoming was about to get angry, but Huang Xiu'er hurriedly grabbed him and whispered, "Forget it, don't startle Xiang Yu, when the time comes, he knows that we have been to the mass grave in the west of the city, so it will be troublesome......"

A word woke up the person in the dream, Wang Xiaoming immediately changed his smiling face, and said, "Yes, yes, reward...... Then ......"

The old man waved his hand happily: "Then one hundred taels will be counted!" ”

Wang Xiaoming instantly lowered his face, "You bastard!" I won't kill you, I'll have your surname! ”

After saying that, he rushed up to fight, the old man was frightened and shouted, and ran desperately, but Xiang Yu happened to be patrolling the city with a few fans in front, and the old man didn't have long eyes and bumped into Xiang Yu all of a sudden, and fell on all sides.

Fan Hao immediately pulled out his sword and surrounded him, "Your sister, General Xiang's image is so tall and powerful, bright and outstanding, I can see it from two streets away, you don't have long eyes, you actually bumped into it, you are blind!" ”

The old man was dumbfounded.

Wang Xiaoming, who followed to catch up, was also dumbfounded.

I saw the old man's eyebrows roll, and he cried, "General Xiang, you must give the old man a comment!" I was ...... west of the city just now."

Wang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly shouted, "Second uncle!" ”

Second uncle? Xiang Yu and his entourage were stunned.

I saw Wang Xiaoming pounce forward, pinched the old man's mouth, turned his head and smiled at Xiang Yu, "Hehe, second brother, this is my second uncle, he peeked at Widow Liu taking a bath in the village and was discovered, and he was beaten in the head, so he asked for food all the way to join me, right, second uncle!" ”

After speaking, he gave the crazy old man a fierce look.

The crazy old man immediately said, "Yes, yes, my nephew peeked with me that time, he was young and fast, so I was caught......"

Wang Xiaoming's head is hot, meow, this stinky and shameless ......

Xiang Yu said, "I see, take a closer look, your grandfather and grandson still look quite alike......

No, Wang Xiaoming wants to cry without tears.

Xiang Yu waved his hand generously, "Forget it, since it is the second uncle of the third brother, forget about this matter, let's go!" ”

After speaking, he took a few fans and left.

As soon as Xiang Yu left, the crazy old man smiled proudly, "Hey, nephew ......"

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he became angry, "Sun, you are a skewer!" Xiu'er, give him a hundred taels, and get out of me immediately! ”

Huang Xiu'er gritted her teeth and handed over a hundred taels, and after the crazy old man took it, he smiled and said, "Thank you!" We'll have a ...... later."

Wang Xiaoming yelled, "Get out! Next time I see you, I'll tear you apart!" ”

The crazy old man grinned and said, "No problem! I'm gone! ”

…………

Wang Xiaoming was furious, and when he returned home with Huang Xiu'er, he saw Qin Shuang and Xiong Daiyu in the hall......

Xiong Daiyu saw Wang Xiaoming coming back, and smiled at him shyly, Wang Xiaoming instantly understood, hey, my cute lady, I haven't talked in my dreams together in the past few days, hehe, miss me, Wang Xiaoming's eyes are about to pass......

Huang Xiu'er suddenly grabbed Wang Xiaoming, who was reincarnated by the pervert, and said, "Come to my room!" ”

Wang Xiaoming was taken aback, and said secretly in his heart, Xiu'er, how can you do this? It's like this before I get married, what is this called me...... Too embarrassed to refuse? Hee-hee

immediately turned around and walked away with Huang Xiu'er.

…………

As soon as he entered the door, Wang Xiaoming couldn't wait to hug Huang Xiu'er, Huang Xiu'er pushed him away, and said, "Be serious, tell you a serious matter!" ”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned: "Serious business? Aren't I just going to get down to business! ”

Huang Xiu'er glared, Wang Xiaoming was honest.

Huang Xiu'er thought for a moment and said, "I thought about it carefully just now, I always think that crazy old man has seen it somewhere, but I can't remember it for a while. ”

Wang Xiaoming was in a hurry, and hurriedly said, "Don't think about it if you can't think of it, you see that the moonlight tonight is so charming, don't waste it, I'll hold you to see the moon......"

Huang Xiu'er said coquettishly: "Come less!" I haven't officially married, so I'm not allowed to think about anything! Hey, that guy stole your wallet and you didn't even notice it, don't you think it's incredible? ”

Wang Xiaoming said, "What is this, I can too!" ”

Huang Xiu'er sneered, "Cut, come less, I heard Qin Shuang say that you were caught stealing your wallet on the bus four or five times, what can you do?" ”

Wang Xiaoming lowered his head silently.

Huang Xiu'er said again, "Also, just now we came back from the mass grave, and with my experience in the rivers and lakes, we didn't even find out, we were stared at by that crazy old man, and he still had time to buy a new set of clothes......"

Yes, that's really unscientific.

"You see, with Xiang Yu's physique and his divine power to protect his body, anyone who doesn't have a long eye will at least get a concussion, but his old bones are not only not falling apart, but his head is also very sober......"

Wang Xiaoming said, "Maybe he is good at calcium supplementation?" ”

Wang Xiaoming looked improper, Huang Xiuer was angry when she saw it, Wang Xiaoming hurriedly helped her with a hippie smile, "Okay, I know, he is a hidden master!" It's a big deal, I don't mess with him in the future! ”

Huang Xiu'er said: "It's good to know." ”

As soon as he finished talking about business, Wang Xiaoming became dishonest again, and he wrapped his hippie smile around Huang Xiuer.

Huang Xiuer couldn't push it away, and was entangled on the edge of the bed by his dead face, Huang Xiuer said angrily, "What do you want to do!" Get out! ”

How can an old fritter like Wang Xiaoming not understand, if you really want to push me away, you can slap me with a casual palm and vomit blood, and you still need to warn me?

"You're my lady, why should I go out, hehe......"

"Not yet, you ...... Don't ...... like that."

"Oh, I won't play tricks on the bus and then make up the ticket...... Hee-hee"

"Hey! Don't you ...... Bad apple! …… You ......"

"Lady, you are in such a good figure...... Hee-hee...... Brighten my eyes...... Hey hey ......"

"You...... Dislike...... Uh-huh......"

"Hee-hee-ha-ha-......"

…………

The next morning, when Wang Xiaoming stared at Huang Xiu'er in his arms proudly, Huang Xiu'er's jade hand hammered Wang Xiaoming's chest, "Don't look at it!" ”

Wang Xiaoming said, "Ouch, it turns out that you are still shy, hehe, Daiyu was naughty than you at the beginning!" ”

Huang Xiuer's face was flushed, and she pinched Wang Xiaoming's arm, "Don't say it!" ”

Just when the two were flirting and scolding, Wang Xiaoming was full of interest and wanted to continue the front edge, a notice sounded in the courtyard.

Wang Xiaoming was angry and said in a low voice, "Meow, what's the matter!" ”

There is no way, Wen Wenxiang can't lie down, Wang Xiaoming got dressed and got out of bed, and pinched Huang Xiuer unwillingly before leaving.

It turned out that Xiang Yu's army was not strong enough to go to Zhang Han for revenge, so he assigned a conscription task to every general under his command, and Wang Xiaoming, as a charging general in front of the battle, naturally had to conscript.

Alas, last time in Dingtao City, the two hundred mentally retarded children under his hands were all drowned in the water, and now he can be said to be a bare-bones commander.

There's no way, just levy it, now I have three wives to support, and it's not okay if I don't work hard.

It can only be said that Wang Xiaoming thought too simply, conscription is not so easy to recruit, especially a little-known little white face like him, who is willing to vote?

Wang Xiaoming sat in the registration office for a long time, and the two soldiers who accompanied him stood and took a nap, but only one applicant came, Wang Xiaoming looked up.

I'll rub it! It's you crazy old man again!

The crazy old man was wearing new clothes bought with Wang Xiaoming's silver, and he smiled proudly, "Hi ......"

Wang Xiaoming rolled his eyes.

You're meowing! You've cheated me, aren't you?

Wang Xiaoming's fire suddenly burst out: "Soldier! Strip him off his skin and throw it out into the street! ”

When the two soldiers were given the order, they held down the mad old man and began to pull at his clothes.

The crazy old man screamed "Hey! You've figured it out! If you blast me out, I'll go to General Xiang!" He killed someone with evil skills, and you run to find out the cause of death......"

"Alas, alas! Stop, stop! Wang Xiaoming hurriedly stopped the two soldiers, and then handed them a few pieces of silver, "I'm tired after standing for a long time, go for recreation, hehe"

The two soldiers walked away happily with a thousand thanks.

Wang Xiaoming grabbed the placket of the crazy old man's clothes and pulled him into the tent.

"Hey! It's not fun to use this trick all the time! ”

"Hee-hee, it's not new, it just works."

"What do you want?"

The crazy old man smiled: "Do you want to know why Xiang Yu killed those people?" ”

Wang Xiaoming's complexion changed suddenly, it seems that this crazy old man is not simple......

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