Wang Xiaoming looked at the old ruffian in front of him cautiously, except for being particularly shameless, he really couldn't see anything unusual about him.

Shameless, isn't it? Hum! Like-minded people! Who's afraid of whom!

Wang Xiaoming smiled dryly, "Come, sit casually, you're welcome, let's have a good chat......"

Well, the crazy old man is indeed not polite, he pulled his leg and sat on Wang Xiaoming's general's seat, then poured a glass of wine, drank it happily, waved his hand and said, "You don't have to be polite, just sit casually, hehe......"

Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth and sat down on the seat under him.

Wait, Wang Xiaoming checked his pocket first, and fortunately, the wallet is still there.

The crazy old man snorted disdainfully, "Cut, like a thief, do I look like a thief?" I'm here to make a deal with you. ”

Wang Xiaoming sneered, "You know in your heart whether you are a thief or not, as for the transaction, you don't have a dime on you, you use your fart to make a deal with me!" ”

When the crazy old man heard this, he made a blank face, "Don't you want to know why Xiang Yu killed the Seven Heroes of Jiangnan?" ”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Let's hear it?" ”

The crazy old man smiled proudly and told Wang Xiaoming.

It turned out that that night, the crazy old man was lying at home as usual, uh...... That is, napping on the mound of the mound.

Unexpectedly, Xiang Yu and Fan Zeng quietly came to Shilipo......

Fan Zeng stood behind Xiang Yu, with a sinister face, and the two of them stared at the road, as if they were waiting for someone.

Xiang Yu said, "The red meteorite is really on them? ”

Fan Zeng said coldly: "It is said to be in." ”

Xiang Yu said: "What if you are not there?" ”

Fan Zeng said coldly, "If they don't have to die, is there a difference?" ”

Xiang Yu nodded, "Yes!" ”

Finally, on the main road, several figures in the distance came from far to near, and Xiang Yu and Fan Zeng showed a sneer.

It was the Jiangnan Seven Heroes who specialized in robbing homes and kidnapping people for extortion, but only six came, and there was also a Fan Tong who ran to the side of the road to row Xiang because of diarrhea just now, and said that he would catch up later.

The six of them are not a good thing at first glance, they are all thieves with eyebrows and eyes, and their faces are obscene, especially the big brother who took the lead.

I saw him with a shit hairstyle in the style of killing Matt, and he was wearing a pair of DIY sunglasses to play cool at night.

Under the circle of scumbags with sighing vicissitudes, a small open sweatshirt can't hide the sexy belly,

Bring a rather joyful stainless steel ring around the neck, plus a pair of yellow canvas shoes that are extremely Lolita,

The funny and free is better than the next earth, what a dick.

It can be seen that they are looking forward to this trip, and the chicken is very frozen along the way.

"Alas! Big brother, seriously, I thought that a dick like me had no hope in this life, but I didn't expect to be taken by Xiang Yu now, he made such a big effort to recruit me, and I was a little excited to think about it! Hee-hee......"

"Cut, a few impulse dolls will make you beautiful like this! Big brother, I've been in a horse-drawn carriage on the streets of London, and a man who has drunk coffee on the Left Bank of Paris, and I have a class! Know no!

Wait until I see Xiang Yu, give me a little cleverness, don't be embarrassed like a hillbilly, so that I can raise my value in front of Xiang Yu and sell myself at a good price! ”

"Yes, yes, or the eldest brother has seen the world and knows how to ......"

"That's not it, hehe, wait a minute, look at my face!"

A few people walked happily, and when they walked to the cemetery, they looked, oh my god! Unexpectedly, Xiang Yu came to greet him in person!

The eldest brother who took the lead immediately coughed dryly, turned on the pretending B mode, and said angrily, "Why did you choose such a ghost place to welcome our brother!" ”

Fan Zeng showed a sneer at the corner of his mouth, and stepped forward and arched his hand, "The Seven Heroes of Jiangnan are here as promised, I really feel honored to be old, I guess you are tired from a long journey, do you want to drink saliva first......"

The eldest brother snorted, "I don't smoke!" ”

Fan Zeng said viciously: "Then eat something?" ”

The eldest brother who took the lead snorted again, "I don't drink!" ”

Fan Zeng laughed wildly, "This b pretend, there is a level, I wanted you to eat and drink enough before you go on the road, but now it seems that there is no need!" ”

Jiangnan Seven Heroes said angrily: "What did you say! We're here to save face......"

Fan Zeng sneered: "You scumbags, the old man is not uncommon, you are a little bit of face-breaking, you are just here today...... Just send it to death! ”

Jiangnan Seven Heroes was stunned.

I saw Xiang Yu snort coldly, stepped forward like a meteor, grabbed the leading brother with one claw, only to hear a miserable scream, the leading brother was full of steam, and in the blink of an eye, he became a dry corpse!

Xiang Yu's eyes glowed blood-red in the dark, like a hellish demon, and the remaining five people were so frightened that their souls scattered, what kind of evil martial arts is this!

Xiang Yu didn't stop one step, shot one after another, and cleaned up the remaining scum in a few clicks.

Xiang Yu snorted coldly: "Now you should know why I picked you up here!" ”

Then they searched the bodies of several people.

However, he did not find the red meteorite on these people......

Xiang Yu, who was angry, turned around with Fan Zeng and left.

It wasn't until Xiang Yu walked away that Fan Tong, who was hiding in the woods, dared to come out......

I see.

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "What is this red meteorite?" ”

"Just like you blue meteorite, you still ask me in turn?"

Wang Xiaoming was suddenly startled, and when he touched his pocket, I will strangle it!

Look up, your sister! The sapphire snatched from Zhong Hangyue's hand is in the hands of the crazy old man again!

I saw the crazy old man staring at the sapphire for a long time, and said, "What is the mystery of this meteorite outside the sky?" Why Fan Zeng has spent a lot of money recently, looking for them everywhere. ”

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly rushed to the crazy old man and took back the blue meteorite, "You're addicted to stealing, aren't you!" Believe it or not, I'm chopping off your hand! ”

After speaking, he pulled out the Tianque Sword.

The crazy old man laughed, and drank another glass of wine calmly, "Who are you scaring about!" I'm so scared of you! Ahaha......"

Wang Xiaoming sneered proudly, "Hehe, is this wine with fan powder delicious?" ”

The crazy old man trembled, and his face changed suddenly, "What! This wine! ”

I saw Wang Xiaoming suddenly make a move and hit the crazy old man's acupoint.

The crazy old man was dumbfounded, and said hatefully, "Despicable! ”

Wang Xiaoming said proudly: "It's over!" ”

The crazy old man glared angrily, "What do you want to do!" ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled, then picked up the Tianque Sword and gestured it on the crazy old man's hands, and the crazy old man was so frightened that his face turned green.

"It's arrogant! Hum. If I don't cut off a few of your fingers, I don't think you'll be honest, say! Which finger you don't want anymore! ”

"Don't want it! My Ssangyong nipple grabber must cooperate with ten fingers to exert its power, and all of them are indispensable! ”

"Really? Ahaha! That's fine, too! After speaking, Wang Xiaoming pointed to the stall, "Then cut the little dingding!" ”

"Don't! Cousin-in-law! I know it's wrong, I'm a single transmission of nine generations, you must not ......"

Cousin-in-law? Wang Xiaoming looked at the crazy old man in front of him who could already smell the fragrance of the coffin and was stunned.

"Hey! Don't recognize your relatives! My three ladies are all young girls in their prime, how can there be such a mature cousin as you! ”

"It's true! Cousin-in-law! Don't believe me...... Alas! Cousin! My cousin is here, come and explain! ”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment, turned around, and saw Huang Xiuer coming in with a cold face, she was bored at home, and wanted to come to Wang Xiaoming to relieve her boredom.

But I didn't want to see this crazy old man as soon as I came in, I saw her staring at the crazy old man angrily, came to the table, and glared, "Pretend to be a ghost!" Now are you willing to admit it! ”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment,, it's really eh!

Wow! There's a lot of age difference at this point! Xiu'er's mother must have been a super-old maternal age back then.

Mother-in-law! Great work!

I saw the crazy old man squeeze out a dry smile, Huang Xiuer grabbed the cheek of his cheek and pulled it, and the crazy old man screamed......

I'll go! It turned out to be a legendary human skin mask!

In front of him is a young man who is about the same age as Wang Xiaoming, white and pure, although not as handsome as Wang Xiaoming, but it is also quite eye-catching, but it is not serious......

Well, Wang Xiaoming is not.

Sao Nian smiled, "Xiu'er, I miss you so much, I'm here to ...... this time"

Huang Xiu'er glared, "Shen Kongkong!" You come less! The marriage contract is handed over! ”

Engagement? Wang Xiaoming was stunned.

It turned out that Shen Kongkong's mother and Huang Xiuer's mother were two sisters, the two had a deep relationship, and they were pregnant together that year, so they got married and signed a marriage contract, promising that if they gave birth to a boy and a girl in the future, they would be married.

As a result, the two sisters really gave birth to a pair of cousins, Shen Kongkong and Huang Xiu'er.

When Shen Kongkong grew up, he often came to force marriage with this paper marriage contract, and for this matter, Zhong Hangyue and he didn't know how many times.

Wang Xiaoming made a sudden move, and touched Shen Kongkong's body randomly, "What about the marriage contract!" ”

"Hey! Don't touch it! Beware of me accusing you of indecency! ”

"Cut! Indecent assault? Sue you, if Lao Tzu can't find the marriage contract, he will send you to the barracks to reward the army later! ”

"You dare!"

"When you have a brilliant chrysanthemum, you will know if I dare or not!"

Shen Kongkong's face turned pale all of a sudden, what would a scoundrel like Wang Xiaoming dare to do.

Well, heroes don't suffer immediate losses, chrysanthemums are a man's chastity, life is precious, and temperance can't be dropped! You have to keep it!

Shen Kongkong shouted, "Don't touch it!" On top of my head! ”

Huang Xiu'er stepped forward and tore off Shen Kongkong's white-haired fake hood, and a piece of tissue paper appeared.

Wang Xiaoming grabbed it and looked at it, and it was indeed a marriage contract.

Wang Xiaoming smiled proudly, "You toad, you want to eat swan meat, right?" Good! I will fulfill you! ”

After speaking, he pried open Shen Kongkong's mouth, kneaded the marriage contract into a ball and stuffed it in, and then poured wine to force him to swallow it.

When encountering a scoundrel like Wang Xiaoming, Shen Kongkong's heart is congested!

With a "grunt", the marriage contract was swallowed by himself, and Shen Kongkong's heart was really broken.

Shen Kongkong cried, "You can let me go now!" ”

Wang Xiaoming made a move to unlock his acupoint, Shen Kongkong's eyes flashed, and Wang Xiaoming immediately retreated behind Huang Xiu'er.

"the gods! You want to hit me! I warn you! The eyebrow and eye-to-eye swordsmanship that our husband and wife practiced together are amazingly powerful! You dare to try it! ”

Shen Kongkong slammed his fist on the table with grief and indignation!

The whole person was depressed.

He said to himself, "You said that you like a good man who stands up to the sky and does what he says, but now you are married to this despicable and shameless scumbag, it turns out that you have always lied to me!" ”

After saying that, he took out a frog and threw it on the table.

Huang Xiuer was speechless, and Wang Xiaoming was also confused, "What do you mean?" ”

Shen Kongkong put away his tears and glared, "What Xiu'er wants, a frog who can dance in space!" ”

Shrimp!

As soon as the half-dead frog heard the space dance, Jackson immediately possessed him, and one of them jumped up, stepped on the space dance steps, and disappeared in front of the three of them step by step......

Wang Xiaoming's eyes widened, and after a long time, he slowly said, "Posture is up......"

Then he said to Huang Xiu'er, "Lady! You're really going to play these two fools......"

Huang Xiu'er glared, and then said apologetically, "Cousin, I ......"

Shen Kongkong took a deep breath and raised his hand to interrupt, "Don't worry, I'm fine!" Although my heart is like a knife now, it will be fine in thirty or fifty years, and you don't have to blame yourself......"

Wang Xiaoming rolled his eyes and scolded in his heart, your sister! Your shameless lie is so great, Xiu'er doesn't blame herself, boy, you want to play tricks with me, right?

Sure enough, Huang Xiu'er looked even more guilty.

A hint of pride flashed at the corner of Shen Kongkong's mouth, and then he pretended to be affectionate and took out something.

Wang Xiaoming and Huang Xiuer were shocked, it turned out to be an orange gem, exactly the same as Wang Xiaoming's sapphire!

Shen Kongkong said sincerely, "Although I don't know what the mysteries of these extraterrestrial meteorites are, causing Fan Zeng and Xiang Yu to find and collect them at any cost, I know that this must be a priceless treasure......"

Wang Xiaoming said, "So what? ”

Shen Kongkong smiled bitterly, "I originally wanted to use it to exchange Xiu'er with you......"

Wang Xiaoming was so clever, he immediately hugged Huang Xiuer, "You are dreaming!" Xiu'er is a treasure more important than my life, even if I am made an emperor, I will not change! ”

Huang Xiuer's tears were hazy in Wang Xiaoming's arms.

Wang Xiaoming and Shen Kongkong glared at each other, and their eyes exchanged silently.

"Boy! It's good at pretending to be b! ”

"It's a prize, it's better than you!"

Then the two of them put away their sharp eyes again, and laughed heartily without smiling.

Shen Kongkong's generous hand handed it over, "Forget it, since Xiu'er is bent on marrying you, I won't say anything except blessings, this orange meteorite is even if I have a little heart, I wish you ......"

Wang Xiaoming snatched the orange meteorite and said sincerely, "My cousin is really extraordinary, broad-minded, such a big gift, how can I be embarrassed?"

Feel relieved! We will be happy, happy for a hundred years, and never disappoint our cousin's blessings!

By the way, we will also do our best to give birth to a little baby and come out to recognize you as a godfather, ahaha......"

Huang Xiu'er pinched Wang Xiaoming's arm shyly, and Shen Kongkong's face was green! It's all up to the base of the neck.

In front of a scumbag like Wang Xiaoming, even if his heart is congested, even if he grits his teeth with grief and anger, he must hold on to death!

Shen Kongkong laughed loudly, "You're welcome, you're welcome, it's just this meteorite outside the sky, Xiang Yu is determined to get it, you have to put it away, especially the orange meteorite I gave you." ”

Wang Xiaoming said: "Why? ”

Shen Kongkong smiled proudly, "Hehe, didn't I sue you?" This orange meteorite was stolen from him yesterday! ”

I'll it! No wonder you hit Xiang Yu yesterday! It turned out to be ......

Wang Xiaoming scolded: "You are clearly going to trap me!" ”

Shen Kongkong hurriedly said, "Alas! How can you say that? I'm giving you this a ......."

Huang Xiu'er pulled Wang Xiaoming, her expression was a little frightened, this is Xiang Yu's thing, maybe it's going to kill someone, Huang Xiu'er whispered, "Otherwise, let's not want it......"

Wang Xiaoming stared at the two meteorites in his hand, and in the meteorites, the streamers surged, as if there was a mysterious power that attracted Wang Xiaoming's attention.

Wang Xiaoming suddenly put the meteorite in his pocket and raised his head, "Thank you!" In a few days, it's my wedding with Xiu'er......"

Shen Kongkong sneered, "Don't worry, I will definitely come!" ”

The two of them began to smirk at each other again, and then laughed louder and louder......

This book is derived from reading books