Chapter 6 Brother Bang, what are you here to be?
On the street, Wang Xiaoming took Qin Shuang to walk around the crowd.
Wang Xiaoming kept looking back like a thief, for fear that people would catch up.
When he was sure that no one had caught up, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"No, here you go!" Wang Xiaoming handed over five taels of silver.
Qin Shuang was moved, "I'm going to arrest you and go to jail, I can't imagine that you will still ......"
Wang Xiaoming smiled happily, "What a big deal, don't be so sensational, it's all your money from selling your body anyway, take it and cherish it!" β
Qin Shuang, who was still moved just now, suddenly became angry, and snatched ten taels of silver, "Since it's my silver, why should I give it to you!" β
Wang Xiaoming slapped himself in annoyance: "Why am I so cheap!" β
Qin Shuang's anger continued: "Where are we going now?" β
Wang Xiaoming said in frustration, "Where else can I go, of course it's going home!" β
Qin Shuangji froze and said, "Go home? Do you know how to get back? Take me back! I promise not to catch you again! β
Wang Xiaoming couldn't smile bitterly, this Qin Shuang was too naΓ―ve, if he could go back, he would have gone back a long time ago.
He said that he was going to go home to Zhao Tiehammer's house, originally he was going to come out today to find a female ticket to eat soft rice, but now he has been grinding all morning, and the plan is all in vain.
Wang Xiaoming took Qin Shuang back to Zhao Tiezhu's house, and when he walked into the courtyard, he heard Zhao's delicate voice coming from the back room.
"Brother Xiao Ming, where have you been hanging out for so long, sister, I've been waiting for you for a long time......"
With the sound of "creaking" to open the door, Zhao wore a sexy red belly pocket and opened the door with a spring face.
Three people, six eyes, all of them were dumbfounded at once.
"Ahh With a scream, Zhao hurriedly covered Shuangfeng and closed the door with a "snap".
Qin Shuang said, "This ...... What's the situation? β
Wang Xiaoming said, "This is not important......
Qin Shuang was still confused, "But she ...... You ......"
Wang Xiaoming cheekily said, "I said, this point is not important, let's not discuss this issue anymore." β
Qin Shuang was stunned "oh".
There was another loud bang, Zhao was dressed neatly, and opened the door angrily.
"What doesn't matter! You wolf-hearted and dog-hearted loser! Leaving me out for a long time, I brought back such a! Say! Who is this! If you don't make it clear today, I'm not done with you! β
Before Wang Xiaoming could explain, Qin Shuang was already angry, "Dead eight women!" Who are you scolding! Believe it or not, I'll shoot you to death! β
After speaking, he took out the gun and pointed at Zhao, how did Zhao know the power of this pistol, and sneered, "Who are you scaring with such a black and black broken iron pipe!" I really...... I'm so scared, hee-hehehe......"
Wang Xiaoming had a terrible headache, and said to Qin Shuang, "My aunt, now that we have a request for others, don't be so angry, okay?" There are no more bullets, put them away......"
Qin Shuang was so angry that she couldn't speak well, "I'...... I...... I don't care! I'm going to kill her without bullets! β
Zhao straightened his chest, held his head high and said, "Come on!" Come on, come and kill me! β
Seeing that it was about to make a fuss, Wang Xiaoming hurriedly stopped between the two women.
Wang Xiaoming said to Zhao with a playful face, "Oh, my good sister, you really misunderstood, this is actually my sister." β
Zhao was stunned, "Sister? Which sister? β
Wang Xiaoming started his flickering technique again, "My sister is my sister, I am from the countryside, I have a somewhat wild temperament, how can I compare to my sister, you have such a noble temperament?" β
Zhao Shi showed a smug smile, and immediately deliberately stiffened his face and said, "Of course, what did she come to you for?" β
Wang Xiaoming said: "She came to me to go home!" β
Zhao shouted, "Go home? β
Wang Xiaoming said with a straight face: "I have already refused!" I said that I had recognized a good sister here, who looked like a fairy, and was kind and virtuous, and was so kind and virtuous to me that I would not leave if I was killed, but she didn't believe it, so I had to take her to see it. β
Qin Shuang's eyes were about to fall when he heard this, this Wang Xiaoming didn't blush when he opened his eyes and said nonsense, and he didn't even make a draft if he bragged, he could come with his mouth open.
Zhao listened as if he had eaten honey, and pinched Wang Xiaoming's nose, "You, just have a sweet mouth!" β
Wang Xiaoming took the opportunity to rub a handful of oil on Zhao's buttocks, "That's not because my sister is sweet, so I can tell these big truths!" β
Zhao Shi laughed, stretched out a jade hand and pushed Wang Xiaoming's chest twice, "Then you have to talk and count, don't go!" β
Wang Xiaoming grabbed the jade hand, "How can I be willing to go!" I'm just here with my sister, and I won't leave if I get rid of me......"
The two of you come and go, ambiguous and flirting, Qin Shuang really can't stand it, "Alas, alas! There's no end to it......"
Wang Xiaoming and Zhao were stunned, and quickly separated, almost forgetting that there was still a big living person standing here.
Wang Xiaoming "coughed" twice, "Sister, you see, my sister is also tired......"
Zhao smiled enthusiastically, "Sister understands, sister understands, wait, sister will make a few side dishes......"
"Open the door! Zhao Tiehammer is not here! Hurry up and open the door......" There was a thunderous knock on the door, and a fierce cry came from outside the door.
Wang Xiaoming was stunned, this voice is so familiar.
Zhao looked displeased, and said, "No, don't knock on the ghost!" If you knock on the door again, you will ......."
There was a "bang" and the door collapsed.
Zhao's sentence was finished, "Knock ...... It's broken. β
A couple of big men barged in, "Phew! What a broken door, so unknocked, tofu slag project. β
The leader was an uncle with an obscene and evil face, holding a green grass root, and five people and six people walked towards Wang Xiaoming and them.
Wang Xiaoming was dumbfounded, isn't this Liu Bang! looks like Liu Mang, the boss of his own Qiukun Society, who recognized the wrong person in the sorghum field that day, ruined his good deeds with Widow Cao, and was almost hacked to death by him.
Take a look at the few people who followed behind, Fan Xu, Xiahou Ying, Zhou Bo, and Cao Shen.
I'll go, the road is narrow!
Wang Xiaoming hurriedly hid behind Zhao.
But the more he hid, the more Liu Bang's eyes stared at him, and when he got closer, he jumped up, "It turned out to be you!" β
Wang Xiaoming showed his head, forced out a smile, and beckoned, "Yes, it's me, don't come here harmlessly, I still recognize my little brother." β
Liu Bang sneered: "You kid, even if you turn to ashes, I will recognize it!" β
Suddenly, Liu Bang's gaze was attracted by the tall and beautiful Qin Shuang, "Ouch, this goddess is ......"
Wang Xiaoming hurriedly jumped out from behind Zhao and pulled Qin Shuang behind him, "You don't know her, she doesn't know you, we don't owe each other, Qin Shuang, go to the house with Sister Zhao."
Liu Bang pulled his face and said with a sneer, "Who said that the two don't owe each other!" Miss Qin Shuang, right? You have seduce Brother Bang and my soul, you have to pay me back...... Ahaha! β
"Yes, yes! Brother Bang is so right, so talented! Fan Hao followed and coaxed.
Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "No, Brother Bang, she already has a man, if you mess around, you will soak the pig cage!" β
Liu Bang was stunned: "She has a man?" Who is it? β
Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth, "I am her man, she is my wife!" β
Qin Shuang was anxious and angry, "Wang Xiaoming! You're ...... mess around."
Wang Xiaoming smiled dryly at Liu Bang, and then whispered out from between his teeth, "Can't you see that these are hungry wolves?" Do you want to marry them? β
Qin Shuang looked at Liu Bang, and sure enough, all of them were obscene uncles, which was a hungry wolf in color, it was simply a tiger in color!
Qin Shuang hurriedly threw herself into Wang Xiaoming's arms, and deliberately said loudly, "Yes, he is my father-in-law!" We love love! β
Now Zhao quit and shouted, "Wang Xiaoming! Didn't you just say she was your sister! β
Wang Xiaoming hugged Qin Shuang and had a headache, this Zhao family! Alas!
When Liu Bang heard this, they all stared at him, and took a step back in shock, "What? Younger sister! Oh, my God! You didn't even let go of your own sister, this kind of rebellious and unconscionable thing...... It's so exciting! β
Fan Xu was even more admiring, and threw himself to the ground: "Please allow me to call you a big Gege!" β
Wang Xiaoming's eyes were about to fall, and he couldn't cry or laugh, "No, you listen to my explanation, in fact, she is adopted by my mother......"
Liu Bang waved his hand, "Don't explain, explanation is a cover-up, cover-up is the truth, since the good cabbage has made the pig arch, Brother Bang, I have nothing to say except sorry, farewell ......"
After saying that, a few people turned around and left.
A few plague gods were finally leaving, and a stone in Wang Xiaoming's heart finally fell to the ground.
"Wait! Wrong! We're here to get down to business! Liu Bang turned around a few times.
Wang Xiaoming almost collapsed to the ground.
This novel is from the King of Books