Liu Bang walked to the door and retreated, Wang Xiaoming cried out in his heart, what did these plague gods want to do!

Liu Bang walked to Wang Xiaoming's side and pushed Wang Xiaoming away, "Go cool, I'll settle accounts with you later!" ”

After speaking, he stared at Zhao, and said in a humming voice, "What about Zhao Tiehammer?" I heard he's back? ”

Zhao knew Liu Bang's reputation as a scoundrel, and he didn't dare to provoke him, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

"What's coming at me, don't recruit my wife!" Zhao Tiehammer appeared at the door carrying a tofu burden.

Putting down the burden, Zhao Tiehammer came over in three steps and two steps, and pushed Liu Bang away.

"Hey! You kid has eaten the gall of a leopard, dare to push Brother Bang! Brothers, ......," Fan said and was about to do it.

Liu Bang pretended to be generous and waved his hand, "Alas, it's a trivial matter, why bother to fight and kill?" ”

Xiahou Yingdui said with a smile: "It's still Brother Bang, Su zhì Gao, pure masters!" ”

Liu Bang smiled lewdly, "That's natural, let's tell him the business first, if he doesn't agree, it's not too late for us to beat him again!" ”

Cao Shen immediately gave a thumbs up: "Yes! Salute first and then soldier, Brother Bang is really decent! ”

Wang Xiaoming scolded in his heart: "Can you guys be more shameless? God is really highly myopic cataract glaucoma, and he actually let you scoundrels create the Han Empire. ”

Zhao Tiezhu is also an iron man, although Liu Bang has a few people, he is not scared at all, "Less nonsense, if you have something to say, let it go, let it go!" ”

Liu Bangdao "Okay, then I won't beat around the bush with you, the emperor is repairing the Afang Palace, and is now recruiting a large number of migrant workers, managing food and housing, reimbursing round-trip expenses, generous treatment, five insurances and one housing fund, and organizing tourism ...... from time to time"

Before Liu Bang finished speaking, Zhao Tiezhu spat on his face, "I'm bah!" Last time you tricked me into going to build the Great Wall, you were also fooled like this, and the result? We went to a total of ten folks, and I came back alive, working for eight years in vain, without a dime, I didn't settle accounts with you, you dare to fool again, believe it or not, I beat you to death! ”

Wang Xiaoming looked at it and gasped, this Zhao Tiehammer is really a cow, even the future emperor of the Han Dynasty dares to spit, his future future is really darker than a crow.

Zhao Tiehammer scolded, Liu Bang was furious, wiped the saliva on his face, and shouted, "Good Zhao Tiehammer!" Toast without eating and drinking, Fan Xu! Give it to me! Use my drifting fist to give me back the drifting fist, and give him as handsome as possible! ”

As the saying goes, the evil tiger can't stand the wolves, no matter how brutal Zhao Tiehammer is, he can't withstand the vigorous greetings of Fan Xu, not to mention the ability of Fan Xu, Wang Xiaoming has seen it, that strength, if Xiang Yu hadn't appeared in time, Wang Xiaoming would have become a pile of meat puree.

At first, Zhao Tiehammer could still cope with a few blows, but after a while, he would only be beaten.

Zhao was so anxious that he cried and cried, Zhao Tiezhu gritted his teeth while being beaten, and said, "Lady, we have been married for eight or nine years, except for the blind date and the cave room have met twice, I haven't seen you again, don't worry, I will never leave you again this time!" ”

I'll go! Zhao Tiehammer was arrested to repair the Great Wall the next day after he got married, and he only met twice in total and missed it until now, a man can be infatuated to this point! For Wang Xiaoming, a soft rice king who hooks up all day long, it's unimaginable!

Wang Xiaoming was really moved now.

He hurriedly came to Liu Bang's side, took off his cotton T-shirt, and wiped the saliva on Liu Bang's face.

Liu Bang impatiently pushed away, "the horse!" Seeing that I am handsome, I want to take the opportunity to rub oil, right? ”

Looking at Liu Bang's sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, Qin Shuang was about to vomit, the founding emperor of the Han Empire was too disgusting!

Wang Xiaoming also vomited in his heart, I bah! Just your face is full of potholes, and I rub your oil? I'll rub your pimples all over the face!

Wang Xiaoming could only laugh on the surface, "Yes, yes, yes, you have discovered this, you are really handsome, I can't hold it, little brother!" ”

Liu Bang smiled narcissistically, "Even if you kid has vision, I am the head of our top ten male gods in Pei County, how many girls are the dream lovers, but how can they be worthy of the handsome me, I can only daydream!" ”

The corners of Wang Xiaoming's mouth twitched, and he scolded in his heart: "Please, don't be embarrassed, you have to have a degree, okay!" ”

But he still said with a smile, "What the eldest brother said is true, and the eldest brother will be a person who will do big things in the future, such trivial things as Zhao Tiehammer, don't worry about it!" ”

Liu Bang's anger is not such a "trivial matter!" The emperor repaired the Afang Palace, you think that the common people built thatched houses! If you don't want to go, you can't go? ”

Wang Xiaoming secretly handed Liu Bang a look, and stretched out five fingers: "The mountain here is high and the emperor is far away, isn't it all Brother Bang, do you have the final say?" How about five taels? ”

Liu Bang's eyes lit up, but he didn't immediately agree, "Ahem, what do you mean?" Do you think this Daqin's law is customized for money? You ......"

Wang Xiaoming picked up Qin Shuang, Qin Shuang reacted, Qin Shuang's hand stretched out, and it was ten taels of silver.

Liu Bang pretended to look elsewhere, but quickly reached out and took all the ten taels of silver.

"Ahem, ahem! Alas, alas! Stop, stop! ”

Hearing the shout to stop, Fan Hao gasped and stopped.

"Meow, it's really beaten, this kid didn't say a word after beating the old man for a long time." Looking at Zhao Tiehammer, who had already fainted, Cao Shen cursed in his mouth.

Zhao threw himself on Zhao Tiehammer and cried, "Xianggong, what's wrong with you, wake up!" ”

Wang Xiaoming came behind Zhao and said softly, "Sister-in-law, Brother Zhao really loves you, such a good man is dead in our place, you must cherish it!" ”

Zhao held back his tears and nodded.

Liu Bang sighed with emotion, "Such a bear bag can marry such a good lady, I, a male god, am still a single dog, alas, it's too unscientific." ”

Just when Liu Bang was narcissistic and embarrassed, suddenly a stunned young man ran in recklessly, "Brother Bang, Brother Bang ......"

Liu Bang glared, "Lu Xuan? The sky hasn't fallen, what are you doing in a panic! ”

Lu Juan ran to Liu Bang's side and relieved his breath, "No...... No, it was Lu Chengcheng who moved in a few days ago who was entertaining guests from all over the world, that scene was spectacular, Brother Bang, do you want us to join in the fun? ”

After a long time, it turned out to be this thing, Liu Bang said impatiently, "It's a fart to be lively, people didn't invite us, one didn't wear and the other didn't have a car, and I was blinded when I went, today Brother Bang took a little luck, brother invited you to drink in Widow Cao's shop!" ”

"Okay, good, Brother Bang is really righteous!" Several people happily hugged Liu Bang and walked out.

Lu Gong?

Wang Xiaoming patted his head, Liu Bang, why don't you act according to the plot!

I didn't have time to think about it, so I hurriedly chased after it.

Liu Bang saw that Wang Xiaoming was catching up, and his face sank, "Declare in advance, if you are here to ask for silver, I advise you not to open your mouth, as soon as you open your mouth, I will do it!" ”

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "No, no, no, no, I'm not here to ask for silver......"

Liu Bang said, "That's good, it's okay, let's go." ”

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly stopped again: "I'm here to give you a wife!" ”

Several people were stunned, and Liu Bang's eyes lit up, "Send a wife?" So generous? Then you're welcome, ahaha...... Miss Qin Shuang, come to Brother Bang, your brother and husband have already given you to me. ”

After finishing speaking, he was about to catch Qin Shuang, Qin Shuang's face turned white with fright, Wang Xiaoming was so anxious that his head was big and hurriedly stopped him, "No, no, Brother Bang, you misunderstood, it's not her, it's Lu Gong's eldest daughter Lu Pheasant!" ”

Several people were stunned again.

Fan Hao grabbed Wang Xiaoming's neck, "Why didn't you beat you enough last time, why did you come to play with us again, Lu Gong, that local tyrant is so powerful, can he marry his daughter to Brother Bang?" ”

Wang Xiaoming was pinched and breathless, "Who...... Whoever plays with you, sue sù you...... You ...... too. Have a share! Lu Gong's second daughter, Lu Xiao, is your mother! ”

Fan Xu's harazi all flowed out, "Really! ”

Hurriedly let go of Wang Xiaoming, and kept patting the dust on Wang Xiaoming's shoulder.

"I want it too, I want it too!" Xiahou Ying, Cao Shen, Zhou Bo and Lu Juan all shouted.

Only Liu Bang glared, "I want a fart, are you really serious about the shadowless things?" You also believe this little white-faced nonsense! ”

Wang Xiaoming said, "It's true, it's not nonsense, I know how to tell fortunes and look at the face, Lu Pheasant will give birth to a second son for you, and ...... with the eldest daughter."

Lu Juan suddenly said, "Cut, nonsense, Brother Bang doesn't even have an eldest son, where did he come from." ”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned, "Impossible, count the days, you should already have an eldest son by now, named Liu Fei, who was born to you with a widow surnamed Cao!" ”

Xiahou Ying's eyes widened and stared at Liu Bang.

Liu Bang stared straight at Wang Xiaoming, his fingers pointed to the tip of Wang Xiaoming's nose, gritted his teeth and said, "You...... You...... What a living god you are! ”

It turned out that the Cao family married into the Cao family and married Cao ...... Cao ......, Khan! Cao forgot what Liu Bang forgot.

But just a few days after getting married, Cao Shenma's hiccup, Cao's young widowhood, the taste is not comfortable, I can't stand Liu Bang's several seduces, and before Cao Shenma's first seven, the two of them are fine.

So there was a child, because the two of them had special identities, so Liu Bang didn't dare to say that the child was his own, so as soon as the two of them combined, they simply pushed it to the dead Cao Shenma, saying that it was his posthumous son, and after he was born, he was named Cao Fei.

Cao Shenma, Cao Shenma, you are also a bitter young man, and when you died, Liu Bang was buttoned up with a big green hat, and you are happy to be a father under Jiuquan.

Liu Bang didn't dare to tell anyone this secret, but Wang Xiaoming revealed it.

Now Liu Bang really treats him as a living immortal.

This book originated from reading books