Wang Xiaoming left Qin Shuang, who was still in a daze, and leaned over cautiously, how could the three of them know each other?

He felt that the relationship between Lu Pheasant, Xiang Yu, and Yu Ji was by no means ordinary, and he wanted to find out.

Wang Xiaoming lay in the corner of the wall and stuck out his head.

I saw Lu Pheasant staring at Xiang Yu and Yu Ji on the horse with a resentful expression, and sneered.

Xiang Yu and Yu Ji got up and dismounted, both of them had a look of guilt on their faces, and after a long time, Xiang Yu and Yu Ji slowly said, "Pheasant ......", "Sister Lu......"

I went out, and sure enough, there was a big article, and Wang Xiaoming stretched his head longer.

Lu Pheasant sneered hatefully, "It is said that fire prevention, theft prevention and secret protection, I didn't believe it before, but now it seems that I am really stupid and naïve, you really got together......"

it! It turned out that Xiang Yu used to be a couple with Lu Pheasant, but later split his legs, and Yu Ji ...... My beloved Yu Ji is actually a junior...... Oh, my God! This makes my pure heart so embarrassing!

Yu Ji hurriedly said, "Sister Lu! Listen to me...... Things are not what you think! ”

Wang Xiaoming's heart moved, yes, it will definitely not be like this, and my beloved Yu Ji will definitely not be a junior......

"Alas! Brother, what to see! Liu Bang appeared behind Wang Xiaoming coldly, startling Wang Xiaoming.

I saw Liu Bang with a painful face, leaning against the wall with one hand and covering his crotch with the other.

Wang Xiaoming said, "You...... What are you? ”

Liu Bang immediately endured the severe pain, stood up straight, and said righteously, "Just now, I heard that someone was asking you for trouble, so I immediately rushed over, but the speed was too fast, and I was careless...... It's got an egg...... Ouch"

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he was grateful to the "big brother...... You're ...... me It's so interesting......"

In fact, Wang Xiaoming didn't know that Liu Bang had been hiding in the crowd just now to watch the excitement, and in the end, he fought with others for the inheritance of Qin Shuang after Wang Xiaoming's death, and as a result, he was picked by others with a trick of immortals.

Liu Bang waved his hand generously, "It's a trivial matter, why worry about it, I have always been the most righteous to my brothers...... Oh, by the way, what are you lying here looking at? ”

After speaking, he stretched out his head to look out, Wang Xiaoming was shocked and hurriedly went to pull "Brother Bang......"

As a result, Liu Bang's coat was torn off with force, and Liu Bang stumbled out in pants, just lying at the feet of Lu Pheasant and Xiang Yu.

The picture was so beautiful that Wang Xiaoming couldn't bear to look at it directly.

Yu Ji looked at Liu Bang's image, "Ah! He screamed and turned his head.

When Lu Pheasant saw that it was Liu Bang, his head was buzzing, and he even wanted to die.

Xiang Yu said angrily, "Where did you come from, get out of here!" ”

When Liu Bang heard this, he became angry, and scolded and said, "Dare to scold me!" You don't look at what this place is! ”

While scolding, he got up, his face was gray, and the wolf was unbearable, and when he got together, he was stunned for a moment when he saw that Lu Pheasant was also there.

Lu Pheasant's heart couldn't stand it, and he wanted to leave when he covered his face, Liu Bang's eyes were quick, and he grabbed "Lady!" What's going on? Who is this big guy? ”

Xiang Yu and Yu Ji lost their voices: "Lady? This second goods...... Oh no, this man...... Is it you? ”

Lu Pheasant was almost crying, she swore that she had never been so ashamed in her life, or in front of Xiang Yu and Yu Ji, her head was lowered, almost with all her strength, forcing herself to nod.

Xiang Yu's expression became unnatural, and it took a long time before he said slowly, "You are really a good man...... Belch...... Yushu ...... I...... I ......"

Xiang Yu couldn't convince his conscience and said these polite words that had nothing to do with Liu Bang.

Liu Bang smiled generously, "Eh! Don't say anything about compliments, I'm tired of hearing them all day long......"

Xiang Yu couldn't help retching, and scolded in his heart, "Where did your shameless courage come from, I don't believe that someone will say that you are handsome!" ”

Liu Bang turned to Lu Pheasant again, "Lady, who are the two of them?" ”

Lu Pheasant was speechless, and Xiang Yu said, "We are classmates, we haven't seen each other for many years, we met just now, uh...... We still have something to do, so we'll take our leave......"

Xiang Yu was in a hurry to leave, and Liu Bang didn't want to stay, he had to take care of the food if he stayed, and he couldn't come.

But some people wanted to stay, and when Wang Xiaoming saw that Yu Ji was leaving again, he hurriedly rushed out with Liu Bang's coat.

"Brother Bang, you are really a cow, you can easily run for more than ten miles naked on such a cold day, I am tired like a dog before I finally catch up with you......"

Liu Bang looked smug and complacent, "That's not it, my body ...... Leveraged! ”

When Lu Pheasant heard this, he shouted angrily: "What! You've been running for more than ten miles in a pair of pants! …… You...... Why don't you out! ”

Xiang Yu and Yu Ji hurriedly took a step back, for fear that others would know that they knew these two second-class goods.

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly put on his coat for Liu Bang, and then pretended to glance casually, "Huh?" Brother Xiang? Sister Yu Ji is also there! Ahaha, great! ”

Xiang Yu turned his head, "You must ...... this brother"

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said: "I'm sure I didn't recognize the wrong person!" Last time, I almost lost my life because of eating white food, thanks to Brother Xiang's rescue! ”

Xiang Yu said again, "No need to ......"

Wang Xiaoming couldn't allow him to finish his words, "Needless to say, I must repay this kindness, so I might as well go to the house for a light meal......"

When Liu Bang heard this, he was just about to speak.

Wang Xiaoming immediately patted his chest and said, "I'll pay for it." ”

Liu Bang smiled reassuringly, but Xiang Yu still wanted to refuse.

Wang Xiaoming suddenly raised his voice, "Since everyone is not opposed, then it is decided, Brother Bang!" Let's go and prepare some good wine and food. ”

As soon as Liu Bang heard this, he immediately answered: "Okay! ”

After speaking, he walked towards Qin Shuang with Wang Xiaoming, and called Qin Shuang to walk towards the vegetable market together.

Xiang Yu finally had a chance to speak, "What kind of panacea did this fool take, I haven't seen him for a while, and he has become so clever." ”

Lu Pheasant sneered and said fiercely, "He's a fool? Hum! ”

At this point, Xiang Yu couldn't refuse, so he followed Liu Bang and them to the vegetable market.

Liu Bang took the lead, "Zhao Dabao! ”

Zhao Dabao immediately laughed and said, "Pavilion chief is rare, I haven't seen him for a few days, and I've become handsome again." ”

Xiang Yu rolled his eyes, someone really praised him for being handsome, what a shit vision!

Liu Bang smiled: "Sure enough, good vision!" Then do some business with you...... How do you sell this cabbage? ”

When business came to the door, Zhao Dabao was not happy but trembling with fear "a penny ......"

"Ten pounds, right! Although it's a bit expensive, forget it, it's not easy to see how much money you make, come to ten catties! ”

Zhao Dabao wanted to cry without tears, so he couldn't bear his grief and indignation and agreed, there was no way, who called Liu Bang is pavilion chief.

Liu Bang threw ten catties of cabbage into Wang Xiaoming's hand and "took it"

Liu Bang did this, even the shameless Wang Xiaoming couldn't stand it, let alone in front of Yu Ji.

Wang Xiaoming said embarrassedly, "Won't you be too ...... like this?"

Liu Bangdao: "Too expensive? I also think it's too expensive, Zhao Dabao, why don't you give me some more? ……”

Zhao Dabao's heart was dripping blood, and he couldn't afford to say, "Then send it to ...... Two spicy ......"

Before the word "pepper" could be spoken, Liu Bang immediately said, "Sausage? Okay, okay! Xiao Ming...... Sausage, then ......"

Looking at Yu Ji's disdainful face, Wang Xiaoming wanted to cry without tears.

"Liu Xiaochun!" Liu Bang smiled and walked towards the beef stall.

Liu Xiaochun was busy and said, "Liu Tingchang is good, Liu Tingchang is really a talent, Yushu is ...... in the wind"

Just now, Xiang Yu couldn't say two words when he was killed, Liu Xiaochun opened his mouth, and the corners of Xiang Yu's mouth twitched.

Wang Xiaoming finally understood why Liu Bang said that he was the head of the top ten male gods in Pei County, with this group of sycophants coaxing every day, the old sow could also fly to the sky.

Liu Bang smiled with satisfaction, "Alas! It's good to be handsome, and it's popular everywhere, right for your beef ......"

Liu Xiaochun hurriedly held up a sign, which read, "One catty and twenty wen, buy meat and give bones, no credit!" ”

Wang Xiaoming and his entourage showed approving eyes, and they were really a witty teenager.

Liu Bang's face changed, and he said coldly, "Now that mad cow disease is rampant, all beef must be sent to the quarantine department, that is, my brother Zhou Chang for inspection, if anyone dares to sell black-hearted meat without permission...... Hum! ”

"Liu Tingchang, good beef tenderloin, two catties, you take it to ...... test"

Liu Bang's face sank, "Xiao Ming, bring the samples to be tested, let's go!" ”

"By the way, Xiao Ming, didn't you want to eat duck eggs two days ago?"

Wang Xiaoming said with a bitter face, "Brother Bang, shall we pay for it?" I pay for ......"

Liu Bang ignored it and came straight to Lao Zhang.

Lao Zhang's soul is gone, "Pavilion Chief Liu, my duck lays eggs really hard, I feel congested when I think about it, you will be merciful......"

Liu Bang said magnanimously: "I understand...... Promise! I used the two dollars to buy some nutrition for your duck and said I was grateful for it...... Xiao Ming, I want a few to get ...... for myself."

Relying on Liu Bang, Wang Xiaoming insisted on buying a table full of Han people with ten cents.

It's a pity that when I think of those poor peddlers, everyone has no appetite.

Only Liu Bang eats that is called a cheer.

Thinking of Yu Ji's disgusted eyes when she looked at herself and Liu Bang along the way, Wang Xiaoming's heart was full of fire, "Why don't you just go and grab it!" ”

Liu Bang rolled his eyes, "You are stupid!" Robbery is a crime, don't you know? ”

Xiang Yu snorted coldly and said, "Although the robbery is cruel and hateful, it is also a bright and upright evil act, which is like you, as the pavilion chief, but you are even deceived and abducted, squeezing people's blood and sweat, and even more ......"

Liu Bang was not happy when he heard it, "Dare to ask Brother Tai, I think you are quite big, is it possible that you have never bullied anyone in your life?" Can you have a clear conscience about anyone? ”

Xiang Yu said coldly, "If you have a clear conscience, I admit that I do feel deeply guilty about a girl, so I have good words to advise Brother Liu, don't let down your lover!" ”

Wang Xiaoming heard this sentence really well, Xiang Yu, Lu Pheasant, Yu Ji, these three people must have articles here!

Lu Pheasant said lightly, "There are some things that seniors can understand by themselves, and they don't have to play the piano to the cow." ”

Liu Bang was stunned, "Playing the piano to the cow?" Can the Xiang Brotherhood play the piano? ”

Lu Pheasant sneered, paused and said, "Let's eat, it's rare to see, don't be unhappy, think more about the happy past, for example, in the past, the three of us would often go to the mountain behind the academy to admire the moon together during the second watch. ”

Liu Bang smiled disdainfully: "Second watch to admire the moon? Sick! I slept like a dead man on the second watch, and I wouldn't wake up even if I was sent to cremation......"

Lu Pheasant deliberately looked at Xiang Yu and Yu Ji, and Xiang Yu and Yu Ji understood.

But they don't know, Wang Xiaoming, who is good at observing faces, also understands.

This book was first published on Kanshu.com