Wang Xiaoming guessed correctly, just after the second watch, Lu Pheasant sneakily went out, Wang Xiaoming sneered, and tiptoed to follow.

Today's moonlight is good, Wang Xiaoming can see it clearly when he hides in the grass, and as soon as Lu Pheasant arrives in the back mountain, Xiang Yu and Yu Ji also come.

As soon as he saw Yu Ji, Wang Xiaoming was messy, why didn't Yu Ji always call him?

After a simple greeting, a few people began to calculate those grievances and grievances.

Wang Xiaoming listened to it for a while, and he also heard a rough idea.

It turned out that the three of them studied together in the academy back then, and Lu Pheasant and Xiang Yu were a pair of lovers, but later Yu Ji transferred to school and became their younger sister.

Originally, Lu Pheasant and Yu Ji were a pair of good girlfriends, but one day, Xiang Yu and Yu Ji suddenly quietly left the academy together and never came back.

Lu Pheasant waited left and right and didn't see Xiang Yu come back, and later moved to Pei County with his parents, but his father was fooled by Liu Bang for a while, and his head cramped and married her to Liu Bang.

Lu Pheasant held back his heart and said, "Say, what's going on." ”

Xiang Yu said: "Is it still necessary to say this now?" You now have your own father-in-law, your own family, and you are happy......"

Lu Pheasant roared exhaustedly: "I married such a filthy man, you actually say that I am happy!" If Yu Ji had married him, you would still be so ......"

Xiang Yu hurriedly said, "Everything is my fault, please don't curse Yu Ji like this......"

Wang Xiaoming really wants to bring Liu Bang here now, so that he can know what kind of image he is in the eyes of others.

Lu Pheasant gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, then you sue me, you obviously promised me that day that I would give me a bouquet of blue roses as a birthday gift, but what happened that night, why did you and Yu Ji say goodbye?" ”

Wang Xiaoming cheered up, and his ears stood up straighter.

Xiang Yu sighed, "You know what? You are the daughter of a local tyrant, in the eyes of your classmates, you will always be the high-ranking Bai Fumei, and I am poor in the first order, three meals are not good, I have been very depressed with you, you are going to have a birthday that day, I have no long things, so I have to go to the top of the mountain to pick blue roses to send you, Yu Ji accompanied me at that time, and the result was ......"

Lu Pheasant said: "What is the result? ”

Xiang Yu said, "As a result, we met the robbers in the back mountain, and we were besieged by more than a dozen robbers......"

Lu Pheasant immediately asked, "What? Bandit! Have you ever been killed? Oh...... There shouldn't be ...... And then what? ”

Xiang Yu said: "Then I killed the dozen robbers." ”

Wang Xiaoming looked anxious, and Lu Pheasant was impatient, "Don't talk about irrelevant episodes, it's a waste of time......"

Yu Ji hurriedly said, "No! This is very important, because those robbers are so despicable that they actually put poison needles and plot, and Shao Yu was hit...... Hit...... The poison of the strange and joyful dispersion! ”

Wang Xiaoming was short of breath, his blood was swollen, and a voice was shouting in his heart, this was definitely arranged by Xiang Yu! It must be like this! It's so despicable that he actually used this trick to deceive Yu Ji! Oh, my God! Why didn't I think of such a good trick!

Lu Pheasant's mouth twitched, "And then?" ”

Yes! And then what? Wang Xiaoming scolded in his heart, tell me more details, it's best not to miss every action!

Yu Ji's face was red with shame, "After Shaoyu was poisoned, his whole body was hot, his skin turned red, his expression was very uncomfortable, and he had to even ...... It's all off...... Took off ......"

When Yu Ji said these words, I am afraid that Wang Xiaoming, who was hiding in the grass at this time, had already heard the blood boiling, and took off his coat uncomfortably, leaving only a pair of pants, imagining the scene there.

Lu Pheasant breathed quickly and said, "Yet...... And then what? ”

Yu Ji was already unspeakable, Xiang Yu stood up, "Let me say, Yu Ji saw that I had begun to have poisonous hair, so in desperation, she also took off a coat......"

Lu Pheasant said sharply: "And then! ”

Xiang Yu was grateful, "Then Yu Ji traveled lightly, and traveled three miles in a row to buy the medicine for me......"

Wang Xiaoming shuddered, his blood was still boiling, but now he fell into the ice storage all of a sudden, why are you playing with me! Ghost believe!

Lu Pheasant nodded, "I believe your words, it is indeed a long way from the back mountain to the pharmacy, and it is difficult to travel if you wear too much." ”

Wang Xiaoming really wanted to rush out and slap Lu Pheasant a few times, are you brain-dead? Do you believe this kind of nonsense?

Yu Ji hurriedly said, "Yes, and the strange Huan is extremely poisonous, made of more than a dozen super peppers such as Chaotian pepper, small sharp pepper, wild mountain pepper, etc., which can make the poisoned person hot and hot, hoarse and sore throat, if not treated in time, it will be constipated for a long time, and it will have hemorrhoids......"

Wang Xiaoming's head is buzzing, can you not be so funny?

Xiang Yu froze and said, "From that moment on, I realized that Yu Ji is the one who can accompany me for the rest of my life, she doesn't care about my low status, and is willing to accompany me to wander around, and you, always say that the person you want to marry must be a big hero who will go down in history and leave a name for thousands of years, I am really afraid that I will not be able to do what you think...... So...... Huh? That's not right! Your current husband...... How...... That one......? ”

Lu Pheasant gritted his teeth and roared, "It's not because of Wang Xiaoming!" ……”

Wang Xiaoming, who was already powerless to complain, suddenly heard Lu Pheasant call out his name, thinking that he had been discovered, and couldn't help but lose his voice, "Ah! "Yes.

Xiang Yu immediately said, "Who! ”

Wang Xiaoming's heart was pounding, and his brain teaser was racing, "Wang! Woof! Wang ...... ran away while shouting.

Yu Ji breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It turned out to be a wild dog, and I was startled." ”

Xiang Yu said: "Listen to the sound, it should be the second breed of dogs - husky!" ”

Lu Pheasant thought for a moment and nodded in agreement......

Wang Xiaoming escaped in one go, closed the door and gasped, but he didn't want to wake up Qin Shuang, who was asleep.

Qin Shuang rubbed his eyes, looked at Wang Xiaoming, and became alert, "You...... What are you doing! ”

Wang Xiaoming said impatiently: "What to do!" Didn't I tell you that I was going to follow Lu Pheasant? ”

Qin Shuang glared and said coldly, "Hmph! Tracking Lu Pheasant? Then how did you only have one pair of pants left! How do you explain this! ”

Wang Xiaoming was in a bad mood and pouted, "I'm too lazy to explain!" ……”

When Qin Shuang heard this, he suddenly changed his voice, "Oh! I know, you must have given Lu Pheasant to ...... halfway."

Wang Xiaoming was shocked: "Hey! If you don't know what's going on, don't talk nonsense! It's going to kill you! ”

"Bang!" There was a loud bang, the door was suddenly slammed open, and I saw that under the moonlight, Liu Bang was holding a steel knife, the knife light was cold, Liu Bang looked angry, and blocked the door, "How can this be reasonable!" ”

Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang were so frightened that Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "Bang...... Brother Bang, listen to me...... Interpretation...... Things are definitely not what Qin Shuang said! By no means ......"

Qin Shuang also trembled and said, "That's right! I'm all! I am a righteous man and a gentleman, and I will never ......"

Liu Bang was furious and said, "It's really too deceitful!" Actually...... Actually...... You want me to go on a business trip overnight! ”

Wang Xiaoming's jaw dropped, "Huh!?" ”

Liu Bang took a few steps in a row, ran over and grabbed Wang Xiaoming's hand, "My honeymoon is not over yet, the yamen sent me on a business trip, I am really kind-hearted ......"

Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang were about to faint, they were really scared to death just now!

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly comforted, "Work is important, Brother Bang, look at it, Xiao Beisheng is newly married, by the way, do you have a knife?" ……”

When Liu Bang heard this, he explained, "The current situation is chaotic, there is no way, you must always be careful when you go out, if someone covets my beauty, I will have to resist......"

Wang Xiaoming was sick to his stomach for a while, "Uh, this...... Where are you on a business trip......"

Liu Bangdao "Go to Lishan, now there are more and more government projects, after repairing the Great Wall and repairing Afang Palace, and now I want to repair Lishan Huangling for Qin Shi Huanghuang, no way, I can't find anyone, I pressed a batch of prisoners with Fan Hao and they are ready to be sent over as coolies." No, I'm about to leave, so I want to say goodbye to you......"

Wang Xiaoming said, "Hehe, I'm afraid it's not just as simple as saying goodbye!" ”

Liu Bang laughed: "Sure enough, on the road!" Okay, let's talk about it, after I'm gone, your sister-in-law will ......."

Wang Xiaoming patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, with my Xiao Ming, I guarantee that nothing goes wrong, anyone who dares to beat my sister-in-law's idea, I will castrate his whole family!" ”

When Liu Bang heard this, he was relieved, "Okay!" I'm relieved to have your words, big brother is on the road......"

Seeing Liu Bang away, Wang Xiaoming hurriedly closed the door again.

"My coat is gone, give the bed quilt! Ground...... Cold! ……”

"Nope!"

"You're still unreasonable! If you don't give it to me, you'll come up......"

"You dare!"

Wang Xiaoming was wearing pants, and the two of them pulled and pulled the quilt, and with a "bang", the door was slammed open again.

"Ahem...... Excuse me...... I didn't see anything...... or I'll come back later."

Wang Xiaoming's head is big, why did Xiang Yu come?

"No...... No, it doesn't matter if you see it, I don't charge for it, do you have something? ”

"Ahem...... It's like this, I'm leaving. ”

Wang Xiaoming let out an "oh", and then suddenly raised his voice, "What! You're leaving! That...... That ......"

A sorrow of the egg came to his heart, Xiang Yu was leaving, wouldn't Yu Ji ......

Xiang Yu continued: "Pheasant, promise that I will take care of Yu Ji for a while......"

Yu Ji will stay! Oh my God, this happiness came so suddenly!

"So I thought...... Please help take care of ...... as well."

Qin Shuang hurriedly said, "It's better for you to think about it again, listen to me, you are simply sending sheep ......"

"No problem!" Wang Xiaoming covered Qin Shuang's mouth and warned Qin Shuang with a look that wanted to eat people, don't spoil my good deeds!

As soon as he turned his head, he became enthusiastic again, and his heart was as excited as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, "I am the gold medal flower protection master, contemporary Yanagi Hui, Yu Ji handed it over to me, you can put 10,000 hearts!" I promise she's not missing a single hair! Washing your hair is not allowed! ”

Wang Xiaoming's expression was too enthusiastic, and Xiang Yu was embarrassed, "Actually, it's not so strict, if it's smooth, I'll be back in a month......"

Wang Xiaoming said proudly in his heart, "Based on the number of years I have been in love, the average time it takes to succeed is three days or one month?" Hum! ”

"Don't worry, after a month, I guarantee that Yu Ji will be chubby and ......."

Xiang Yu said, "It's okay to be white, it's okay to be fat!" ”

Wang Xiaoming said, "Hehe, of course, of course, of course......"

Xiang Yu's face was reassuring and happy,

Wang Xiaoming sent Xiang Yu away, and immediately danced excitedly in the room.

Qin Shuang sneered, "Don't you feel cold now!" Go to bed! Ground! ”

This article is from Reading Rim Novels