Liu Bang cried so much, snot and tears came out, and Xiang Yu became more and more angry, "You're addicted to crying, aren't you!" Don't cry! ”

When Liu Bang heard this, could it be that things still had a turn for the better?

So he hurriedly stopped crying, and said with a smile, "General Xiang really has a lot of ......."

Xiang Yu snorted coldly, "Shut up!" ”

After speaking, he took out a rag and wiped the treasure knife, "My treasure knife has always only drunk human blood, but now it is all snot ...... by you."

Liu Bang smiled dryly, "Yes, yes, it's me, General Xiang is magnanimous......"

Xiang Yu snorted coldly, "Hmph! If it weren't for the fact that I have been a classmate with the pheasant for many years, I would have chopped you like a watermelon! Say! What the hell is going on! ”

Liu Bang hurriedly pulled Qin Shuang over, Qin Shuang intermittently told what happened, of course, she only said that Wang Xiaoming was celebrating Yu Ji's birthday, and would never tell Xiang Yu, Wang Xiaoming likes Yu Ji.

After hearing this, Xiang Yu immediately shouted, "Han Xin! ”

Qin Shuang's delicate body was shocked.

Wang Xiaoming was right, Xiang Yu only asked Han Xin to be a halberd.

Originally, Zhong Liwu had always recommended Han Xin to Xiang Yu, but because Han Xin's feat of drilling the crotch of the man that day was seen by Xiang Yu, how could Xiang Yu look down on him?

Han Xin came in in a small soldier uniform, and when he saw Qin Shuang, the expression on his face became embarrassed, and his head was deliberately lowered.

Xiang Yu snorted coldly, "Han Xin! You immediately take someone to find Yu Ji! If you can't find it, come and see you! ”

Han Shin agreed.

The whole Pei County exploded, and everyone was looking for Yu Ji with torches.

Fan Hao led someone to kick open the door of a house, only to see a big man lifting his pants.

Fan Hao grabbed him by the collar, "Did you see Yu Ji?" ”

The big man was so frightened that he trembled, "Yes, ...... in my bed"

Fan Hao was stunned, "In your bed!" You, you, you, meow! Say! Do you have ......"

The big man cried and said with a sad face: "Yes! Just done it six times, my legs are weak and she still wants to, alas! Pick her up from the river during the day, and she'll rely on me......"

Fan Xu's legs trembled, and it was over, and the joke was too big now......

Suddenly, a woman's voice came from the back room, "Hurry up, I've been waiting for you for a long time, can you do it or not!" ”

I saw a fat woman with a pockmarked face wearing an oversized belly pocket appear in the room, and when I saw so many macho men in the room at once, my face trembled with a smile......

"Oh my God! God finally opened his eyes, I have been alone in the empty boudoir for 40 years, no one cares, I can't imagine that I can't jump into the river today to find death, and I will be transferred all of a sudden! Ahaha...... Don't worry, everyone, come and ...... one by one."

Fan Xu almost wanted to vomit, "Uh, I said, auntie, who are you?" ”

The fat woman twisted and said, "My name is Fool Chicken, Foolish Fool, Old Hen's ...... Ah! ”

Fan Xu punched him: "Hit me!" Call me even with that guy! Dare to make fun of Lao Tzu, you are so disgusted with your life! ”

………………

By the river, Han Xin and Qin Shuang walked together, and Qin Shuang took him to the place where Wang Xiaoming and Yu Ji disappeared to find clues.

Han Xin said lightly, "Thank you." ”

Qin Shuang said disdainfully, "No need. ”

Han Xin's words last time were too much, and he even bluntly said that he would never want an abandoned woman like Qin Shuang, Qin Shuang was completely dead to him.

Han Xin said bitterly, "Last time it was me, ...... wrong"

Qin Shuang sneered, "Do you have anything to do with me, I brought you here now to ask you to help me find a husband, aren't you annoyed by talking nonsense?" Don't forget, if you can't find Yu Ji, you're dead. ”

Han Xin nodded and said, "Thank you for reminding me, it's just that you care so much about your father-in-law, and your father-in-law doesn't seem to appreciate it very much, otherwise he would have left you alone in the middle of the night and came to celebrate other women's birthdays." ”

Qin Shuang said, "Heh, you can manage enough, tell you the truth, I like him to be disdainful of me, I also give him money every day to go out to find flowers and ask willows, I am willing, do you care?" ”

Han Xin endured it for a while, and said slowly, "Qin Shuang...... Listen to me, you really don't have to wronged yourself like this, wait for me to ...... in the future"

Han Xin didn't finish his words, but he saw Qin Shuang staring at a pool of blood stains on the ground and walked over......

Han Xin hurriedly followed.

"There are three footprints, it seems that in addition to my father-in-law and Yu Ji, there is another person here, it should be a man, otherwise my father-in-law would not have been beaten and vomited so much blood......"

Han Xin looked at Qin Shuang in surprise.

"From here, there are only two footprints, but there is a trace of a heavy object dragging, I think it should be my father-in-law who was knocked unconscious and dragged away......"

"It seems that this is a case of kidnapping, but why didn't you cut off one of my husband's hands or cut off one of my ears to ask me for money?"

Han Xin has admired the five-body throw.

"He's dragging a person, he shouldn't be able to go far, but there are no houses around here, I think his lair must be in the mountains ahead, it's probably a cave or something, let's go! ……”

Han Xin finally couldn't help but say, "You? How would you? ……”

Qin Shuang said coldly, "Isn't it incredible? I was a police officer when I was back home. ”

Han Xin looked dazed.

Qin Shuang said impatiently, "It's your catcher here, understand!" ”

Han Xin said: "You hometown women can also show up as a catcher?" ”

Qin Shuang glared, "What's wrong with the woman!" Don't think that men everywhere look down on women like the men here you do, in our hometown, but men look at women's faces! ”

Han Xin was also drunk when he heard this, and said, "It can be seen that your husband fully embodies this characteristic of your hometown, so ...... Belch...... Unique...... Oh no, I mean ......"

Qin Shuang glared, "I don't care what you mean, I'm going to find my husband now, it's up to you to follow me or not!" ”

…………

In the stone room, Wang Xiaoming and Yingbu have been entangled all day.

Wang Xiaoming was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, "Big brother, no, big brother, listen to me, this really doesn't work, don't play with me, it will kill you......"

Yingbu roared, "You two are in love, why not!" I'm a real person, and I've always liked to match people in my life......"

Yu Ji shouted and scolded: "Don't talk nonsense! Whoever is in love with him and in love, I don't like him at all! ……”

Yingbu was stunned for a moment and said, "Then you mean you just have a sunny night?" Hum! Love is the purest emotion in the world! If you adulterers and adulteresses dare to defile it, I will cut it ......down."

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly stopped Yingbu, "Big brother, I beg you, listen to me, it's really not what you think, she is very fierce, you will really kill if you talk nonsense!" ”

"Bang!" Yingbu slammed the table, "It's because of the bad things of the father-in-law!" It's so damning! I think my first love burped because of this......"

Wang Xiaoming said, "You also have a first love?" ”

Yingbu's expression became gentle and cute, "Of course, I think I met her on the small bridge, and I fell in love with her at first sight......

With a feeling of apprehension and courage, I confided my heart to her and invited her to watch the stage play "Meat Futon" with her, but she also fell in love with me at first sight and immediately asked to see my parents......"

Wang Xiaoming stared at Yingbu's face, and said, "Big brother, do you want to think about it carefully to make sure, you can't hear it wrong?" ”

Yingbu affirmed, "I definitely heard you right! I remember her saying to me clearly - look at your uncle! ”

Wang Xiaoming trembled, okay, second goods, I'm sure you definitely heard it right.

Ying preached "So I picked her up and ran to my house, the purpose is to let her see my uncle as soon as possible......"

The corners of Wang Xiaoming's mouth twitched, "Big brother, you are really a real person!" ”

Yingbu gritted his teeth and said, "It's a pity that her father-in-law brought dozens of people to catch up and beat me wildly, but I never let her see my uncle,...... What a pity! ”

Even Yu Ji began to roll her eyes, there is still this kind of comic in the world, and her posture has risen!

"My first love ended without a problem, it was really a creation and a trick, and it only increased the sadness,

She was heartbroken at the end, and in order to make me remember her, she carved her name on my face with her own hands, representing that her love for me will never be erased! ”

Looking at the words on Yingbu's face, Wang Xiaoming kindly reminded, "Big brother, your two words are clearly the ...... of "Man""

Ying preached "Yes, her name is Jianlan!" It's a pity that she was so excited at the time that she ended up carving two typos......"

Wang Xiaoming and Yu Ji supported each other, barely falling down, this ...... This...... This......

Wang Xiaoming was speechless, so he could only reply, "Hehe, big brother, are you really ...... Is...... What a real person......"

In the face of Wang Xiaoming's praise, Yingbu smiled proudly, "Of course!" Since then, I have vowed that I will not let my tragedy happen again, and that I must have lovers in the world to be married! ”

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "Big brother, I'm ...... Alas! Forget it, I really appreciate your kindness,

If you want to change my previous character, I must be grateful to you, thank Dade, but now I really don't need to, I ......"

Yingbu waved his hand: "Are you afraid that his husband will trouble you?" It doesn't matter! Come here in peace! I'll cover you! ”

Cover your sister! You're not going to cheat me!

Wang Xiaoming was about to speak, and Yingbu Dadao Shirt uàn Yin Strike Wandering Capital Killing Camel Salary Cooking Aluminum Playing ∷ Cooking Yu Ant Sincerely Tu Shen Yu

Wang Xiaoming cried and said, "I don't think anyone will object anymore......"

Under Yingbu's intimidation, Wang Xiaoming persuaded Yu Ji to cooperate first, but Yu Ji had no choice but to agree......

Yingbu smirked, he thought he had done another good deed.

Yingbu is really a professional marriage agency here, with all kinds of supporting facilities, in his words, it has been imitated and never surpassed.

The fiery red word of happiness was instantly pasted all over the hall, the flowers were placed into a sea of flowers, the festive red candles were lit, and the whole hall immediately became warm.

Changing into the bride and groom clothes prepared by Yingbu for them, Wang Xiaoming and Yu Ji came to the wedding hall.

At first glance, they are really a pair of talented and beautiful women, and the eyebrows of the two are indeed a bit husband and wife.

"Worship heaven and earth!" Inbron said.

Yu Ji glared at Wang Xiaoming hatefully, and whispered while worshipping the hall, "You remember for me, this can't be taken seriously!" ”

Wang Xiaoming said in a low voice, "Got it......"

"Two Worship Halls"

"If you dare to go out and talk nonsense, I'll tear your mouth apart!"

"I said I know, wouldn't it be good for you to accompany me to worship once? Just do a good deed and take pity on my spare tire......"

"Husband and wife worship each other!"

"Why should I cooperate with you, you like me for yourself, why should I pity you......"

"Hehe......"

"What are you laughing at!"

"It's nothing, I just feel happy, so I laugh."

"You! Bored! ”

The two of them faced each other face to face and bowed to each other deeply, but they heard a scream in their ears, "Wang Xiaoming!" Yu Ji! What are you doing! ”

Wang Xiaoming and Yu Ji hurriedly looked up, only to see Qin Shuang with Han Xin appear at the entrance of the cave......

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