In the delivery room, Lu Pheasant screamed heartbreakingly, Liu Bang listened to the scalp numb outside, and he tossed for most of the day, and finally a few baby cries came from inside, and Liu Bang was happy to jump and jump.

Liu Bang once again threw himself to Wang Xiaoming's admired five-body body, he was right, Lu Pheasant really gave birth to his eldest daughter and second son for him, a pair of dragon and phoenix fetuses.

Speaking of Wang Xiaoming, Qin Shuang is now as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, he and Yu Ji didn't come back yesterday, what happened?

Fortunately, Liu Bang was busy with Lu Pheasant's affairs all morning, and there was no 蝧hì稨

But Liu Bang didn't ask, it doesn't mean that others don't ask, and at dusk, the guards suddenly came to report that General Xiang Yuxiang led 50,000 troops and was already stationed outside the city.

At this time, Liu Bang finally remembered that Yu Ji was coming, and when Qin Shuang told Liu Bang the truth, not to mention Liu Bang, even Lu Pheasant, who had just given birth, was so shocked that he got out of bed......

Lu Pheasant was extremely angry and said, "You! Do you know what a mess you've gotten into trouble! If Xiang Yu starts a fire, he won't kill too many people! ”

Liu Bang and Qin Shuang were dumbfounded when they heard this, what should they do! What do you do?

Lu Pheasant said angrily: "What are you doing stupidly!" Waiting for Xiang Yu to cut off his head! Don't send someone to find it yet! ”

Liu Bang came back to his senses and hurriedly summoned people to "find!" Even if you dig three feet into the ground! If you find the Pacific Ocean, you have to find people for me! Live to meet people! Die...... Wow! Yu Ji! You don't want to die! Wow."

His subordinates immediately rushed around to find it.

As soon as Liu Bang breathed a sigh of relief, another guard immediately came to report, "General Xiang has entered the city!" ...... coming to the county office."

Liu Bang said with a sad face, "Lady, do you think he will step on a banana peel halfway, and then go back to the barracks to treat bruises!" ”

Lu Pheasant glared, "What do you say!" ”

Liu Bang was so anxious that he cried worse than his dead father, and Lu Pheasant scolded, "What are you crying about!" Xiang Yu has arrived at the county office, you don't die and go out to greet you! ”

Liu Bang was stunned, "Pick it up?" What to take? In case he slashes me like a watermelon......"

Lu Pheasant gritted his teeth and said, "For today's plan, we can only ......"

After that, he explained to Liu Bang and Qin Shuang......

Qin Shuang was frightened and said, "Is this okay?" ”

Lu Pheasant glared, "Either you go and let Xiang Yu hack to death with a knife now, or do as I say!" The choice is yours! ”

Qin Shuang hurriedly said, "Big brother, we listen to my sister-in-law, alas! Big brother, get up and go! We went out to greet Xiang Yu......"

Liu Bang cried with a sad face, "I don't obey the call of my legs, ......"

Lu Pheasant glared anxiously and turned his head back to the backyard.

When Xiang Yu, dressed in military uniform, appeared at the door of the county office, Liu Bang greeted him with a cold face, and grabbed Xiang Yu's hand, "Alas! Brother Meng's visit really made my walls shine here, and even the smog was much less at once......"

Liu Bang's excessive enthusiasm made Xiang Yu a little embarrassed, and Xiang Yu hurriedly said politely, "Pei Gong's words are serious, in fact, I came to ...... this time."

Liu Bang hurriedly said, "Actually, although I have only met General Xiang once, it can definitely be regarded as a first-sight acquaintance, which can be described as a deep affection and a ......."

Xiang Yu said, "Count...... yes......, I'm here to bring ......."

Liu Bang's heart was very empty, and he didn't choose to say, "Ah! I think that after saying goodbye in a hurry, I can be regarded as thinking about General Xiang day and day, and I am burned in the fire every night......"

Xiang Yu and Qin Shuang were stunned, and said in unison, "What! ”

Liu Bang trembled, and hurriedly said, "Since I have the fate to see you again today, then I must do my best to be a landlord......

Xiang Yu hurriedly said, "You listen to me first!" I'm here to bring ......."

Liu Bang stomped his feet: "Oops! General Xiang, listen, the kitchen just said that the food and wine are ready, let's sit down! ”

Xiang Yu said, "Okay......"

As soon as Liu Bang turned around, he quickly wiped the cold sweat that kept breaking out on his head......

In a cave secret room, Wang Xiaoming woke up slowly, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Yu Ji sitting on the stone bench, with a frightened look on his face.

Wang Xiaoming's head hurt very much, and when he saw Yu Ji, he asked, "Where are we?" ”

Yu Ji cried and said, "Where else can it be, isn't it that Yingbu's bandit den?" ”

It turned out that after Wang Xiaoming fainted yesterday, Yingbu was also seriously injured, but he gritted his teeth and dragged Wang Xiaoming and Yu Ji to his wolf's den.

After locking Yu Ji and Wang Xiaoming in the stone room, he limped to the doctor.

When Wang Xiaoming saw that the door of the stone room was locked and Yingbu was not there, it was really a godsend......

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly pulled off Yu Ji's pearl hairpin and came to the door, hum! Wang Xiaoming, who wants to trap me in heaven and earth with a rotten copper lock, is too naïve!

Wang Xiaoming's lock-picking skills are really not covered, a few fiddling, just listen to the "boom", the door of the stone room opened in response, looking at Yu Ji's admiring gaze, Wang Xiaoming was very proud.

When Wang Xiaoming pulled Yu Ji out of the door, his smug smile immediately froze.

I saw Yingbu just coming back with a big bag of things, several people stared at each other, Wang Xiaoming hurriedly stepped forward and said with a smile, "Yu Ji, look, I heard it right, I said that the eldest brother is back, you still don't believe it, come on, big brother, there are too many things, I'll help you carry it, Yu Ji, come, take a hand......"

Yu Ji came over with a sad face to help Yingbu lift a bag of oilcloth.

Yingbu said, "Did I forget to lock the door just now?" Alas! It's not good to be old, and my memory is declining......"

Wang Xiaoming helped Yingbu put the things on the stone table in the hall, and then said with a dry smile, "Big brother, look, in fact, it was a misunderstanding yesterday, didn't you ask for a thousand taels?" No problem! ……”

Yingbu raised his hand and snorted coldly, "I didn't lock the door, you didn't run away, it seems that you are all honest people, very good, I like honest people the most, the money is easy to say, just cut off one of your hands and bring it back, and ask your family for ransom!" ”

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he screamed, "There is no need to be so troublesome!" As long as you tear off a strand of my hair and go back, my lady will pay the money as soon as she sees it! ”

Yingbu was shocked, "Your lady?" Isn't your lady her? After speaking, he pointed to Yu Ji.

Yu Ji's face flushed, and she hurriedly said, "What nonsense are you talking about!" I...... I have a father-in-law! ”

When Yingbu heard this, he jumped up, "Damn! Originally! It turns out that you are a pair of sneaky wild mandarin ducks! ”

Wang Xiaoming and Yu Ji shouted, "Hey! Don't talk nonsense! Beware of me suing you for slander! ”

Yingbu snorted coldly, "Even speaking so neatly, is it necessary to explain?" No wonder you kid was so desperate last night, he was beaten by me and vomited dozens of taels of blood and didn't let go, so that's the case! ”

Wang Xiaoming said, "Big brother...... I'll kneel for you, you said that I don't give money to the old hen, and I have bad thoughts about Sister Feng, in short, I admit everything you say, but don't ruin this girl's reputation! ”

Yingbu looked at Wang Xiaoming in astonishment, and suddenly slapped the stone table excitedly, "You have made the cheating so great and so rich, why are you so ...... What love! ”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned, what kind of divine logic is this?

I saw Yingbu Huoran get up, "Okay!" Let me fulfill you! ”

Just when Wang Xiaoming and Yu Ji were stunned, Yingbu jumped to the stone wall in the middle of the hall, tore the red cloth and stuck it on the stone wall, and saw a plaque engraved with the four big characters of "Gold Medal Moon Lao" shining......

Yingbu stood under the plaque and said triumphantly, "Actually, robbery is just my hobby, and my main business is actually a moon old man who specializes in adult beauty!" ”

Wang Xiaoming and Yu Ji were shocked by this teasing.

"Because I have made countless marriages, so those lovers who have tied the knot because of me gave me this plaque! You see, here's their joint signature! ……”

Wang Xiaoming and Yu Ji got together in front of the plaque to take a look, and sure enough, there were a lot of signatures......

Yi Zhiping with Xiaolongnu......

it! It turned out to be a good thing that you meowed!

Yin Sheng Shitai, mentally handicapped Zen Master, Yang Void Dao Chang......

I'll go! One woman marries two husbands, and you are involved in the three major sects at once, aren't you afraid of causing a bloody storm in the martial arts?

Xu Xian with Fahai......

I'll rub it! Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but shout: "These two are men at all, okay!" Are you sure they will be happy together! ”

Yingbu shouted, "Who said that! Everyone knows that there is no "whip" in Fahai! How could he be a man! Do you want to say I'm wrong? ”

Wang Xiaoming held back the buzz in his head and said with a forced smile: "How come? I think they should be happy, and the children should be full moon......"

Yingbu nodded with satisfaction, "I think it's the same." Without further ado, now it's your turn! ”

Wang Xiaoming shuddered, "What's wrong with us?" ”

Ying preached: "Now I want you to have a lover and eventually become married, I want you to visit the church and marry immediately!" ”

This...... This...... Wang Xiaoming was dizzy, completely dizzy......

In the county government of Peixian County, Liu Bang asked Li Shiqi to accompany him, and desperately fooled Xiang Yu to drink, Li Shiqi's mouth chatted all day, and he didn't let Xiang Yu open his mouth to ask Yu Ji.

Just when Liu Bang and his party couldn't hold on, suddenly a guard ran in in a panic, "Report!" Pei Gong, we didn't find ......"

Liu Bang was so anxious that he stepped forward and slapped him, "If you don't find it, you dare to come back, why don't you go and look for it soon!" ”

Xiang Yu couldn't help but ask, "What are you looking for!" ”

Liu Bang cried and said with a sad face: "We are looking for prosperity!" He has been with me for more than ten years, and he has been affectionate and righteous to me, and I have always taught him to raise him as if he were my own flesh and blood, but I didn't expect to be abducted by dog dealers...... Woo."

Xiang Yu pointed to a pot of braised dog meat on the table, and said, "Isn't this prosperous wealth here?" Or the ,...... you just cooked?"

Liu Bang cried even more sadly, "Okay, now that I've found it, I'm relieved, you go down......"

The guard covered his mouth and said with a sad face, "Then I'm off work?" ”

Liu Bang shouted, "Your sister!" Don't let me continue looking for it! ”

The guard cried, "I've found everything I can find, where else can I find ......"

Liu Bang said angrily: "What about the pit!" You go and go through all the public pits in Pei County for me! ”

The guard shouted, "It's been turned over, and dozens of girls were so scared by me that they fainted on the spot, but I couldn't find Yu Ji!" ”

Liu Bang said angrily: "Then why don't you swallow dung and kill yourself!" What are you doing when you come back with! ”

Suddenly, Liu Bang saw a look of horror in the guards' eyes, and the entire banquet suddenly became quiet......

Liu Bang turned his head and saw Xiang Yu holding a knife against his eyebrows, Xiang Yu's eyes were full of anger, and he gritted his teeth and said, "You lost Yu Ji!" ”

Liu Bang smiled on his face, with tears in his eyes, blood dripping from his heart, and said in a trembling voice, "General Xiang, you misunderstood, in fact, ...... Wow! Be...... Anyway, don't kill me! Wow......"

This book is from the Book King