immediately wanted to kill him, but Guan Hai laughed: "Are you afraid?" If you're scared, it means you're not undercover. ”

I cursed secretly, but asked with a smile: "Boss, what do you mean by this?" It's headless and brainless, and I listen to it so elegantly. ”

"Recently I was doing a study with my staff to see who the undercover agents were." Guan Hai smiled: "There are several obvious characteristics of undercover agents, first, the face is ordinary, and it is not easy to attract the attention of others, and second, the heart is excellent, just like just now, if I suddenly say that he is an undercover agent, he will definitely be nothing, unlike you, scared like a chicken." ”

Grass, is Lao Tzu scared like a chicken? No matter how you say it, Lao Tzu is also a big chicken.

Guan Hai looked me up and down: "Yo ho, you're still a chef?" ”

I said proudly: "Wait a minute, I won't be a chef, Master Pei wants to recruit me as his personal soldier." ”

"It's a waste if you don't be a chef. By the way, can you make me some more of that noodle last time? As soon as Guan Hai said this, he didn't speak very neatly, as if his mouth was already full of saliva.

"Absolutely, but I need materials, I'll call you when I'm ready." I said with a smile, with a strange thought in my heart, since this Guan Hai is a foodie, maybe he can use it.

"Okay, you have to remember." Guan Hai laughed and suddenly asked, "What did you do last time you went to Li Yu's house?" ”

"I was in the firewood room at the time, what else do you think I could do? Of course, I was doing coolies and chopping wood, and in just three years, I changed jobs three times, and I was in tears when I talked about it. I laughed and asked, "What about you?" What are you going to do? ”

Guan Hai scratched his scalp embarrassedly: "I heard that there is a cook in Li Yu's mansion who makes braised pork well, and he rushed over thousands of miles to satisfy his hunger, but he didn't eat the braised pork, but he ate the noodles you made." ”

Haha, I took out a pack of spicy strips, tore open the package and handed it to him: "General Guan, try this." ”

Guan Hai took out one, put it in front of his nose and sniffed it, frowning: "It tastes weird, it doesn't seem to be very good." ”

Then he put it in his mouth and chewed it a few times, and suddenly his frowning brows stretched out, and he couldn't help laughing: "Damn, it's so delicious, and the taste is still unfinished." ”

Pei Yuanshao happened to walk in, and when he heard the words, he asked, "What is too delicious, give me some to taste." ”

Guan Hai immediately put the spicy strip into his arms and said angrily: "Mine! It's mine! ”

Pei Yuanshao smiled: "Okay, well, yours, I don't know what is left in your mind besides eating." ”

Guan Hai snorted coldly: "There is nothing to say about a pig like you, anything can be eaten as long as it is cooked." He turned to me, "By the way, what's your name?" ”

"Assi!" I laughed.

"Assi, huh? If Pei Yuanshao is not happy here, go to my side, he will let you be a personal soldier on his side, and I will definitely treat you as a confidant! After speaking, Guan Hai lifted the curtain and walked away.

Pei Yuanshao said with a smile: "What did you give him to eat?" He has such a good impression of you? ”

I laughed and said, "It's just a snack in my hometown." ”

Pei Yuanshao sighed and looked around: "Now that Xiaoliang was sent to Nanyang by me, I have to find another clerk next, uh, are you interested in the position of clerk?" ”

"What are the clerks for?" I asked, rubbing my nose.

"It's just sorting out some intelligence roster materials and the like, this is the treatment of a henchman." Pei Yuanshao said with a smile, as if he thought of Guan Hai's words just now, and said the word confidant casually.

Damn, such a happy thing, I naturally had to agree, but between my eyebrows, I showed a more embarrassed look, hesitated for a while before nodding and said: "That's okay, I'll try it first, after all, I'm good at war strategy and the like." ”

Pei Yuanshao snorted coldly: "In your sister, what kind of strategy?" You call it intrigue. ”

……

Originally, I thought that I could get some military information such as troop distribution and troop mobilization by doing paperwork, but I didn't expect that there was no relevant thing at all, mainly based on soldier registration, no wonder Pei Yuanshao casually handed over the clerical work to me.

Looking at these rosters, I can't help but feel a little depressed, even if I make a copy of these rosters to Cao Cao, it will be useless.

Although that Ah Liang is decadent, he really has a way of doing things, and he gave comments to every soldier, what is brave and strategic, what is upright and resolute, etc., turn to my page, there are four words written on it, beastly and obscene.

Throwing the roster in my hand, I lay down in the tent and began to think about the next plan, which is now my office, and I don't have to worry about people coming in and arguing about my thoughts.

By chance, I worked as a clerk under Pei Yuanshao, and I also got acquainted with another general, Guan Hai, since my mission is to divide them, how do I start now?

After pondering for a while, I suddenly thought of what Pei Yuanshao had told me before, about the quarrel between him and Zhou Cang in order to snatch the position of the officer of the elite cavalry, and I suddenly had an idea in my heart.

Grandma's, isn't it just to sow discord? It's not simple.

In the next few days, Pei Yuanshao and Zhou Cang's subordinates were killed and injured one after another, and the two sides were angry.

On the first day, Pei Yuanshao, who had just become a grassroots officer of the elite cavalry, was hacked to death in the camp tent with a knife.

The next day, Zhou Cang's men, who were about to become the grassroots officers of the elite cavalry, were stabbed to death at the training ground with a single shot.

On the third day, a fire suddenly broke out in one of Pei Yuanshao's tents, killing four of his men on the spot.

On the fourth day, there was a poisoning incident in the canteen of Zhou Cang's headquarters, and more than a dozen soldiers died violently on the spot.

On the fifth day, Pei Yuanshao's left flank detachment was attacked while he was sleeping, killing and wounding more than 20 soldiers on the spot.

……

"Kill Zhou Cang! Kill Zhou Cang! Inside Pei Yuanshao's tent, his officers shouted angrily.

"Calm down, everybody." I shouted hoarsely: "This is not necessarily Zhou Cang's doing, maybe it is the enemy's undercover agent who deliberately came to sow discord." ”

Guan Hai, who came to persuade me on the side, glanced at me approvingly, and said loudly: "Boss Bian has repeatedly explained, there must be something strange about this matter, don't be impulsive." ”

"Who else but him?" Chen Wu, the big-nosed officer who brought me back to the barracks, said angrily: "This is obviously revenge. ”

"Even if this is the case, we have to find evidence, with evidence, Boss Pei can justifiably kill that beast in Zhou Cang." I led the conversation intentionally or unintentionally.

"Where is the evidence, no!" The officers shouted angrily.

"Wouldn't we have planted a false accusation without evidence?" I'll see you in the dagger.

The officers all gasped, then came to their senses and began to make a mess of how to plant the blame. I laughed in my belly, I specially explained to Dragoma yesterday, and there will be evidence later.

Pei Yuanshao sat behind the desk with a gloomy face, and there was a Pu knife on top of the desk, and his eyes had been staring at this Pu knife for about ten minutes.

Just when there was a lot of noise in the camp tent, someone outside the door shouted loudly, and then a soldier rushed in and shouted in a hissed voice: "Boss Pei, just now more than a dozen brothers on our side were killed while patrolling. ”

There was an uproar in the camp tent, the officers all drew their sabers, shouting to kill and kill, Guan Hai was also at a loss when he heard this, what else could he say when this happened.

Pei Yuanshao pressed his hands weakly, and everyone suddenly quieted down, and he said to the soldier: "Where is it?" ”

"South Gold Mountain. Our brother was hung upside down from a tree, his whole body cut to a bloody pulp. There was a cry in the soldier's voice: "One of the brothers grabbed a bronze medal in his palm, and asked the boss to look at it." ”

handed a bronze medal in his hand to Pei Yuanshao, Pei Yuanshao glanced at it, and then patted the case: "Damn, this is the personal mark of Zhou Cang's pro-soldier team." ”

"Boss!" All the officers' eyes were red.

Pei Yuanshao grabbed the Pu knife on the table, because he was too hard, I even saw his knuckles faintly white, he gritted his teeth and said, "Go, fuck it." ”

Hehe, let's fight, let's fight, the two sides will send troops to fight together, and then it will be lively, I thought about it in my heart, but my mouth was shouting: "Boss Pei thinks twice!" ”

Pei Yuanshao pointed at me and said angrily: "If you chirp crookedly, Lao Tzu will kill you." ”

I quickly shut up, but secretly laughed through my belly.

How can the two sides add up to 100,000 soldiers and horses, if they really want to fight, why will they have tens of thousands of casualties, today provoke them to kill tens of thousands, tomorrow provoke Guan Hai and Liao Hua to kill tens of thousands, Bian Xi's 500,000 army, I can do it alone.

Guan Hai knew that he couldn't be dissuaded, so he left the camp and rode away.

To my surprise, Pei Yuanshao did not gather soldiers and horses, but led more than a dozen officers under his command to rush towards Zhou Cang's side with a fierce momentum, and on the way, he met Zhou Cang's department who was also coming with great momentum.

Although this is not what I expected, but both sides are high-ranking officers, and there will be no casualties in a big battle? If I can't fight, it's a big deal that I will suddenly sweep them all to death with a submachine gun, and then shout for revenge for the boss.

I immediately made up my mind and decided to see the development of the situation first, ready to add fuel to the fire at any time.

"Zhou Cang, you brute, you killed my patrol just now, grass, and return my subordinates!" Pei Yuanshao pointed the Pu knife at a black-faced officer led by the other party and shouted.

The black-faced officer Zhou Cang was even more angry than Pei Yuanshao: "Grass, Lao Tzu killed your patrolman? You're less fucking bloody spew. ”

"Squirt your mother." Pei Yuanshao threw the bronze medal at the feet of the black-faced officer: "This is the sign of your personal guard, right, how can I explain that my subordinates grabbed it in the palm of their hands before they died?" ”

Zhou Cang paused for a moment, and then angrily threw out a round sign at Pei Yuanshao's feet: "Just now, Lao Tzu's Seventh Patrol Team was suddenly attacked, and all members were killed, I found this sign in the hands of a team member, damn, isn't this sign your personal guard?" ”

The round sign on the ground is naturally the sign of Pei Yuanshao's personal team, and Xiaolongma is really a tendon in doing things, and he doesn't even know how to change it. R1058