Pei Yuanshao chewed in his mouth, his eyes wandered over me, as if I was a pig to be slaughtered, which made me feel a little uncomfortable.

After looking at it for a while, he said, "Well, the bald head is shiny, but he looks like a standard bad guy, and it's a bit wasteful to only be a chef." ”

"Actually, the villain will also have some fist and foot kung fu." I laughed.

Pei Yuanshao stretched his neck hard, swallowed the food in his mouth, scooped a spoonful of soup in the soup basin with a spoon, drank two sips, breathed a long sigh of relief, and then said, "You play two tricks to show me." ”

Immediately, I practiced a set of Xingyi boxing, and the one I played was called a tiger and a tiger.

Pei Yuanshao nodded noncommittally: "Although I don't know what kind of punch you are playing, it seems to be okay, Wenxi, you work in the canteen first, and in a few days I will arrange a personal soldier to be a grassroots officer, and then you will come to fill his vacancy." Pei Yuanshao laughed, held the rice bowl and turned to leave.

When I returned to the camp, those cooks congratulated me one after another, saying that I would definitely soar after becoming Pei Yuanshao's personal soldier, and I was also a little happy, I didn't expect to be so easy to break into the senior officers of the Yellow Turban Army.

After waiting for two days, there was no news from Pei Yuanshao's side, and it was not until the third day that Pei Yuanshao called me to his tent, beckoned me to sit down, and cursed in his mouth.

I sat down tremblingly.

Seeing this, Pei Yuanshao said: "Nervous, I'm not scolding you." ”

Immediately relieved, I cautiously said, "Who are you scolding?" Do you want me to scold you? I have a set of swearing. ”

Pei Yuanshao raised his eyebrows: "Really?" Do you scold two sentences to listen? Just scold Zhou Cang, this bastard. ”

I stood up, cleared my throat, crossed my waist with my left hand, pointed at the sky at 45 degrees with my right hand, and after taking a deep breath, my tongue suddenly bloomed with thunder: "Zhou Cang, you scum among the scum, the scum among the beasts, the idiot can be your teacher, and the mentally retarded can teach you to speak human words, as long as you look up, God can't help but kill you with thunder and lightning......"

After scolding endlessly for two minutes, Pei Yuanshao laughed, waved my hand to stop, and I added fiercely: "Zhou Cang is a black-skinned monkey with an imbalance of yin and yang!" ”

"Okay, okay, I can't see that your mouth is quite sharp." Pei Yuanshao was in a much better mood and beckoned me to sit down: "I have to tell you something, originally my personal soldier was going to be a grassroots officer, but it was occupied by Zhou Cang's gang, so if you want to become my personal soldier, you can only wait for the next time, but don't worry, as long as I have a quota under my subordinates, I will definitely recruit you." ”

I can't help but be anxious, how many days will it be before you have a quota, Cao Cao's army is estimated to have been launched, but I don't have the time to grind with you, my mind is racing, and I said with a smile: "Master Pei, can you tell me about the grassroots officer, maybe I can think of a way." ”

Pei Yuanshao frowned and glanced at me: "Now the matter is a foregone conclusion, and it is useless to say more." ”

"One more person can find a way, maybe you can open up a new idea." I laughed.

Pei Yuanshao thought for a while: "It's okay to talk to you." Our Qingzhou Yellow Turban Army is mainly composed of five major forces, 500,000 troops Bian Boss alone accounts for 200,000, I and Liaohua Zhou Cang Guanhai are about the same, each has 60,000 or 70,000 troops, when fighting, Bian Boss decides the general strategic direction, we are responsible for their respective campaign command, so it is best for middle-level officers and grass-roots officers to be their own cronies, so that they can command flexibly. ”

I couldn't help but ask: "Boss, if you say that, what is the matter with you installing Guan Zhoucang, a grassroots officer in your own army?" ”

"In order to save money, we agreed a long time ago that all officers and guards must be kept within a certain number of people, and my personal soldiers are full, and if you want to join, you must vacate a place." After a pause, Pei Yuanshao continued: "Some time ago, Boss Bian formed a new elite cavalry, and we each sent 20,000 elite soldiers, plus Boss Bian 40,000, a total of 100,000 elite cavalry, regardless of the combat effectiveness of the soldiers or the equipment of horses, they are all the best choice. This is not the point, the point is that this elite cavalry team must always need officers, so a few of us are thinking of stuffing our cronies into it. ”

"A few days ago, the elite cavalry vacated a place for a grassroots officer, so that Zhou Cang and I each reported two candidates, originally one of my personal soldiers got this place, but unexpectedly, someone secretly attacked and beat him up, so that he walked with a limp, Boss Bian saw this, and gave the place to Zhou Cang's subordinates...... Damn, now that I think about it, it must be Zhou Cang who is doing the trick. Pei Yuanshao said fiercely.

"Boss, this is on your head." I immediately provoked a big fuss: "Damn, this revenge is not avenged." ”

"There's no evidence, there's a fart for just yelling." Pei Yuanshao snorted coldly.

I said loudly, "Boss, we can treat others the way they do." If you tell me the information of that officer in Zhoucang, I will beat him so that he can't get down for three days! ”

Pei Yuanshao looked at me with disdain: "Young man, don't talk nonsense, the military camp is not a place where you can come and leave as soon as you want." ”

I knew that I couldn't impress Pei Yuanshao without taking out some dry goods, but I couldn't use the stealth technique, which was a little too unbelievable, so after thinking about it, I secretly took out my mobile phone from the black realm, and said with a smile: "Boss, I have my own clever plan." After that, I turned on the recording function of my phone.

"Clever plan, your sister, go back to the kitchen for Lao Tzu!" Pei Yuanshao scolded.

"Clever plan, your sister, go back to the kitchen for Lao Tzu!" I turned on the tape recorder, and Pei Yuanshao's voice came from it, and my mouth pretended to open and close, like a double reed.

Pei Yuanshao was surprised and scratched his scalp: "Hey, you still have this ability?" ”

"When the time comes, I will disguise myself as Zhou Cang's voice." I squeezed my eyes at Pei Yuanshao.

"Okay, you go and try." Pei Yuanshao was quite moved.

That night, I was asleep, and as for the assassination of the junior officer, I handed it over to Xiaolongma, damn, and came out to be an undercover agent together, why am I worried about being scared here, but it is leisurely grazing in the stable?

Early the next morning, Pei Yuanshao called me over and asked me with a happy face: "Axi, how did you do it?" I just got the news that Zhou Cang's subordinate was trampled by an out-of-control horse last night, and his left leg and thigh were trampled into fractures, and he didn't want to go to the ground for three or five months. ”

I immediately smiled modestly: "Actually, I was hiding in the belly of the horse, and the lights were blind, and others couldn't see me." ”

Pei Yuanshao patted me on the shoulder and laughed: "Yes, well done, you go to Xiaoliang with me to have a look, as long as the appointment order comes, you can change the information in Xiaoliang, and from now on you will be my personal soldier." ”

Took me to Xiao Liang's tent, the moment I saw Xiao Liang, I almost couldn't recognize him, in just a few days, Xiao Liang lost a lot of weight, and his eyes were sunken like skeletons.

"Damn, if you don't listen to it, one day you will die by your own hands." Pei Yuanshao couldn't help but scold.

Xiao Liang smiled, and was about to speak, when suddenly his face turned blue, his eyes turned white, and he suddenly fell to the ground with a pop, Pei Yuanshao was shocked, rushed forward and picked Xiao Liang up, slapped him twice and pressed it several times, Xiao Liang didn't wake up, turned around and shouted at me: "Go and call Guan Hai over!" ”

I was stunned: "Where is Guan Hai?" ”

Pei Yuanshao scolded, threw Xiao Liang to the ground, turned around and went out to call the guards, and when the soldiers rushed away, he scolded and walked back, looked at Xiao Liang on the ground, and said angrily: "Damn, I said that this guy would die in his own hands, but I didn't expect it to come true immediately." ”

I'm a little guilty.,This Xiao Liang used to have a penchant for masturbation.,Plus I gave him another playing card.,He's naturally more energetic.,If he really wants to die.,I'm also responsible.。

After waiting for a while, there was a sharp sound of footsteps outside the tent, and then the curtain was lifted, and a bearded officer rushed in.

This bearded officer turned out to be the bearded man I met at Li Yu's mansion, and he robbed me of a bowl of instant noodles at that time.

Is he Guan Hai?

didn't bother to greet me, the bearded officer directly helped Xiao Liang up, stretched out his finger and poked him in the chest a few times, seemed to be relieved, and said, "I can't die!" Then he took out a red pill, pinched open Xiao Liang's mouth, threw the pill into it and poked his neck a few times, Xiao Liang's throat suddenly squirmed, and the pill fell down his neck into his stomach.

"I said Guanhai, is there a way to cut off this guy's little chirp?" Pei Yuanshao scolded.

Guan Hai put Xiao Liang on the ground, clapped his palms, and said with a smile: "This is naturally no problem, but are you sure that he will not commit suicide because of this?" ”

Pei Yuanshao smiled bitterly: "Don't say it, it's really possible...... Uh, is there any other way to get him to quit jerking? Sooner or later, he will die. ”

Guan Hai smiled: "The only way is to find him an extremely ugly woman, let him understand that doing this kind of thing is a kind of torture, so that he can hope to be cured, otherwise, hehe, your brother-in-law will definitely die." ”

Hey, this Xiaoliang is still Pei Yuanshao's brother-in-law, no wonder he cares so much.

Pei Yuanshao frowned and groaned: "I have a distant relative, and his daughter is extremely ugly, so I will send Xiaoliang over to try." ”

After speaking, he went out and called two pro-soldiers in, and instructed them to carry Xiao Liang out, and he also followed him out, explaining where his distant relatives were and how to go to Balabala.

Guan Hai was the only one left in the camp tent, Guan Hai looked at me, and sneered: "You undercover agent!" ”

was shocked, how did Guan Hai know that I was an undercover agent? R1058