Wang Xiaoming's mood was all ruined by the accident that happened just now, damn, you dare to have the same ideals as me Wang Xiaoming!

No! Mine is an ideal, that lewd man is simply wishful thinking!

A mouthful of big yellow teeth, with a few shredded greens in it, dare to kiss it......

Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but retch.

He was still angry, impatiently set up a fortune-telling stall, and then lifted Erlang's legs, looking unhappy.

found that Lu Pheasant was still following him, not only that, but also showed a sly smile that made Wang Xiaoming's hairs stand on end.

Wang Xiaoming put away Erlang's legs, straightened his body, and said with a dry smile, "Sister-in-law...... You...... Something? ”

Lu Pheasant nodded and said, "Hmm! You can see that you like Yu Ji very much, right? ”

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, his heart was empty, but he still said calmly, "Sister-in-law, you are really joking, Yu Ji is Xiang Yu's person, and Xiang Yu is my life-saving benefactor, as the so-called thousand-year-old story of winning people's grace, I, Wang Xiaoming, am not the kind of despicable and shameless villain, and I will never have that kind of dirty thoughts." ”

Lu Pheasant sneered coldly, "Come on, you, if you don't like Yu Ji, then you won't be so desperate, and you will knock out several big yellow teeth...... Tut-tut...... I can't tell what kind of person you are? Do you think I'll believe it? ”

Wang Xiaoming said stiffly, "Hehe, whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway." ”

Lu Pheasant said leisurely: "That's okay!" Originally, I was going to help you if you liked Yu Ji, but now ...... Forget it! ”

Wang Xiaoming didn't know what Lu Pheasant was thinking, she wanted Wang Xiaoming to make a move and help him get Yu Ji done, and then she could have the opportunity to renew her relationship with Xiang Yu.

Although Wang Xiaoming understood, this condition was too tempting, and it directly hit Wang Xiaoming's vital point.

Wang Xiaoming's head cramped, and he blurted out, "This is what you said...... You can't go back......"

Lu Pheasant sneered, and said, "Never regret it!" ”

Wang Xiaoming immediately laughed, "Sister-in-law, how are you going to help me?" ”

Lu Pheasant said, "How do you want me to help?" ”

Wang Xiaoming's mind immediately flashed the top ten strategies for pickling girls: "It's very simple, you just need to tell me about Yu Ji's personality, hobbies, emotional experience, family background, ......"

Lu Pheasant interrupted, "There's no need to make it so complicated, let's have something simple and straightforward." ”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned: "What is a simple method?" ”

Lu Pheasant lowered his voice and said, "Yu Ji has a habit, she will drink a cup of soothing tea every night before going to sleep. ”

Wang Xiaoming said, "What does this have to do with me?" ”

Lu Pheasant smiled sinisterly, and put a small packet of mysterious powder on the table, "This is the powder of the incense, if you find a way to put it in Yu Ji's tea, Yu Ji will fall asleep, you can do whatever you want, I will not listen to anything next door......"

"Smack!" Wang Xiaoming slammed his fist on the table, furious, "It turns out that you went to the pharmacy just now to buy this thing!" What kind of person are you and I Wang Xiaoming!

Right! I admit that I like Yu Ji, but I am by no means the kind of shameless villain who has lost her conscience, I would rather not be favored by her, I have been silently loving her, and I will never do such a bestial act!

Yu Ji has always regarded you as a good sister, you actually calculated her like this, do you still have a little conscience!

I sue you, as long as I am Wang Xiaoming, no one will want to touch a single hair of Yu Ji! ”

Lu Pheasant was so angry that his face turned green, and he said angrily, "Okay, you Wang Xiaoming, you don't know what to do, let's see!" ”

After saying that, he turned his head and left.

The two of them broke up unhappily.

Wang Xiaoming's face was full of anger and watched Lu Pheasant walk away.

Then as soon as he turned around, he immediately closed the stall and ran to the pharmacy with the incense powder left by Lu Pheasant.

The owner of the pharmacy was a lewd man with an evil face, and as soon as he saw Wang Xiaoming coming in, he immediately piled up a lewd smile with a cheap face, "Handsome guy, what do you want to buy......

Wang Xiaoming's face was gloomy, he looked left and right cautiously, then took out the incense powder and handed it to the boss, "Help me see, what is this?" Is it poison? ”

The boss picked it up and sniffed it lightly with his nose, and smiled even more cheaply, "Yo yo yo, handsome guy, you are so naughty!" This is obviously the powder that our store sells, what kind of poison can it be? ”

Wang Xiaoming's eyes tightened, and he said in a low voice, "It's really a fan of incense, you are a Lu pheasant!" ”

The boss said, "Handsome guy, do you have any questions?" ”

Wang Xiaoming said, "Yes!" May I ask this fancy powder...... Does it work? Hee-hee-ha......-hee

The boss's eyes narrowed with a smile, "The handsome guy is so naughty, of course it works!"

Our product spokesperson is the four major prostitutes, selling 20,000 packs a year, and the victim girl can circle the earth twice hand in hand......"

Wang Xiaoming smiled so badly that his mouth was crooked: "So powerful!" Then you must give it a try, wash hahaha......"

The boss smiled and said, "Just try it, you are satisfied with the effect, hee-hahaha-ha......"

Wang Xiaoming was very proud in his heart, "I am really a witty young man, first scolded Lu Pheasant angrily, refused with words, maintained my noble image of a righteous man and gentleman, and then secretly crossed Chen Cang unconsciously...... ......Hee-hee-ha-ha, then no one will suspect me! Hee-ha-ha......

Yu Ji, Yu Ji, Brother Xiao Ming also loves you too much, that's why he made this decision, you have to be considerate of your brother's hard work......

Don't worry, I'll be responsible for you! In the future, I will work hard to earn money so that you can live a happy life......"

Wang Xiaoming was still immersed in his sweet dream, and the voice of a man came from the cold next to him.

"Shopkeeper, our store's abortion elixir Tibetan safflower capsules are sold out, what should I do? There are a lot of female students waiting to get the goods outside! ”

"Hey! Didn't I remember that there was still a box in the warehouse? Say! Didn't you kid steal it! ”

The guy was frightened and panicked, and waved his hand again and again, "No, boss, it was the girl in red who came just now who bought it, and she also bought a bag of fan powder by the way......"

Wang Xiaoming was shocked, Lu Pheasant? She also bought Tibetan safflower capsules for abortions? She...... She is expecting! Oh my God, what she has in her stomach is the future Emperor Hui of the Han Dynasty, Liu Ying!

Wang Xiaoming didn't have time to think about it, so he hurriedly rushed out!

Wang Xiaoming ran home panting, and just saw Lu Pheasant holding a bowl of something I don't know and was about to drink!

Wang Xiaoming was so anxious that he shouted, "Your Majesty!" The king of ministers Xiaoming is here! ”

Lu Pheasant was so frightened by him that Wang Xiaoming stepped forward with an arrow and smashed the bowl in Lu Pheasant's hand on the ground with one palm.

Then he said awe-inspiringly, "Your Majesty, on the day you ascend the throne in the future, you must not forget the minister's work in saving the driver today, and you must reward a marquis of ten thousand households to do it!" ”

"What nerves are you!" Qin Shuang's voice came coldly.

Wang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment, and in a blink of an eye, why was Qin Shuang there? And also...... Yu Ji is also there? And also...... What's the matter with one of you serving a bowl?

Wang Xiaoming was dumbfounded.

Yu Ji said, "Sister Qin just stewed a bowl of wolfberry white fungus soup for each of us, you ......"

Wang Xiaoming's jaw has dropped, this joke is bigger!

Lu Pheasant snorted coldly, "What's the matter?" Let's talk about it......"

The three women glared at Wang Xiaoming together.

Wang Xiaoming only felt that it was pitch black in front of him......

This book was first published in Reading Book Worm