Xiang Yu and Liu Bang are gone, and now Wang Xiaoming can finally launch an offensive against Yu Ji unscrupulously, thinking of this, Wang Xiaoming has not slept all night.

In the room, Wang Xiaoming has been messing around for a few hours, he just went to the market to tailor the latest version of the male god costume for himself, the style is according to Chu Liuxiang's style, wearing a white robe, handsome.

Since it is a handsome style, a folding fan that shows the charm of demeanor is indispensable, plus the Chanel sachet worn on the waist and the Rolex bracelet on the wrist, it is really high-end and high-grade, low-key luxury has connotation, and it is not worth killing people!

Hum! You think that's enough? Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Miss by a mile!

If you just need to be handsome, then I don't need to do anything!

The most important thing for pickling girls is their minds, the goose is destined to be a single dog, if you don't understand the girl's mind, then you still have a fart!

So Wang Xiaoming specially made a heart-shaped fruit plate, which is N grades higher than the KTV giveaway. The most important thing is the orange in the middle, which hides a poem by Wang Xiaoming expressing his love.

Later, you can chat with Yu Ji while eating, and when you talk about you and me, you will have such a touching confession......

Hey, hey, hey, ahahaha...... Look at you, Yu Ji, who is emotionally moved towards me!

Wang Xiaoming is ready, okay! Thousands of girls are waiting for it, and they are calling for to come out! The following is the best male god Wang Xiaoming!

As soon as I walked to the corridor, I heard the melodious sound of the piano, which was really a heavenly sound!

Wang Xiaoming's heart was secretly happy, my Yu Ji is versatile, fortunately, my Wang Xiaoming is not in vain, I am a man known as the little prince of love songs, where is it difficult to get me for this little thing?

Wang Xiaoming cleared his throat, "Your hair is like snow......"

One foot stepped out of the cloister into the garden.

To his unexpectedness, Yu Ji's singing voice immediately sounded.

…… You are like snow and parting

Who did I touch by burning incense

Invite Mingyue to make memories bright

Love is perfect in the moonlight

Your hair is like snow and tears are flying

I wait for the old man

The drunken years of red dust

I engrave a monument to love you forever with no regrets......

Yu Ji stroked the piano and sang the whole song "Hair Like Snow" affectionately.

Wang Xiaoming was dumbfounded, this! This! It's not scientific!

What's going on!

At a glance again, I understood, it turned out that Qin Shuang was also there!

Not only Qin Shuang is here, but Lu Pheasant is also there.

Engage in yarn!

Lu Pheasant and Qin Shuang both clapped their hands and applauded Yu Ji, and Qin Shuang even looked at Wang Xiaoming with a wicked smile.

Needless to say, this must be a good thing done by Qin Shuang!

Wang Xiaoming hated Qin Shuang to death in his heart, you are clearly against me!

Qin Shuang teased, "Xianggong, what are you doing standing there stupidly, why don't you come and sit together?"

Wang Xiaoming smiled bitterly and said, "Okay...... Good...... Good"

As soon as Wang Xiaoming sat down, Yu Ji asked, "Sister Qin, the song "Hair Like Snow" you said was written by a person named Jay Chou?" ”

Qin Shuang nodded, "Yes!" What's wrong? ”

Yu Ji sighed with emotion: "He must be a great talent!" Otherwise, how could such a beautiful song be written? ”

Qin Shuang said: "That's nature! It's a pity, there are always some cats and dogs who like to sing his works to deceive innocent girls, those cats and dogs......"

Yu Ji said angrily: "Those cats and dogs are so hateful! Jay Chou's song is sung from their mouths, it is simply an insult to Jay Chou! ”

The corners of Wang Xiaoming's mouth twitched, and he looked at Qin Shuang with slanted eyes, as if to say, "You are deliberately against me, right?" ”

Qin Shuang looked at Wang Xiaoming with a sarcastic expression, as if replying, "Yes and what!" ”

Qin Shuang suddenly shouted, "Oops! Xianggong! You also prepared a heart-shaped fruit bowl for me! I'm so impressed! ”

After speaking, he snatched the fruit plate that Wang Xiaoming hid behind him, and it was too late for Wang Xiaoming to stop it.

"Come on, sister-in-law, sister Yu Ji, let's taste my father-in-law's heart!"

Yu Ji had never seen such a creative way to eat fruit, and she was very excited.

Lu Pheasant secretly glanced at Wang Xiaoming, he couldn't imagine that this prodigal gangster could still have such a delicate mind, Lu Pheasant sneered in his heart, and his face was silent.

Qin Shuang suddenly grabbed the orange in the middle, Wang Xiaoming swore that he even wanted to die now.

Qin Shuang smiled evilly and said, "In our hometown, the princess likes to make some careful thinking to make the lady happy, such as hiding some small gifts in the fruit.

It's a pity that such a good way to increase affection has turned into a dirty trick for scoundrels to deceive girls...... Alas! Sadly......"

Yu Ji said angrily, "Those scoundrels and ruffians are really hateful, and all good things have been ruined by them!" If every man is like them, then I don't believe in love anymore! ”

Qin Shuang echoed, "So, you must look carefully when choosing a man, the more handsome a man is, the cheaper he is!" So guess if there is any surprise hidden in this orange prepared by my father-in-law? ”

Wang Xiaoming only felt that he was about to faint, and looked at Qin Shuang with a pleading expression, as if to say, let's stop making trouble, please, okay?

Qin Shuang's gloating expression was clearly answering Wang Xiaoming......... No way!

I saw Qin Shuang break open the orange, and took out Wang Xiaoming's carefully written poem from it.

Yu Ji said happily, "It's so romantic, hurry up and read it to us............"

Wang Xiaoming covered his face and prayed, "I really know it's wrong, lady, don't read ......"

Qin Shuang sneered and said, "Dear......

Fall in love at first sight and never forget.

I don't see you for a day, and I think like a crazy ......"

This is Wang Xiaoming's sentence taken from the Internet, but it made Yu Ji's heart move, "It's so loving!" I can't imagine that you have such a literary talent! ”

Even Lu Pheasant was impressed by Wang Xiaoming, and he couldn't imagine that this ruffian was actually a hidden talent!

Only Qin Shuang knew it, sneered, and continued, "Even if the catastrophe is gone, even if the lovesickness is deep,

I will also treat you as before, and the years will be the same......"

Yu Ji and Lu Pheasant were deeply shocked by Wang Xiaoming's writing, do you think this is the end?

No, you're wrong!

Qin Shuang read again, "If you are interested, please go to Room 302 of the Couple's Inn...... Mutual Litigation ...... Heartfelt ...... Heartfelt ...... Intestinal ......"

"Ahem...... cough cough ...... "Yu Ji and Lu Pheasant were eating fruit, and they all sprayed on Wang Xiaoming's face at once.

Qin Shuang's face was red and white for a while, she really regretted it, she had guessed Wang Xiaoming's little tricks, and she only planned to debunk Wang Xiaoming's little tricks to trick him, but she guessed the beginning but not the ending.

Wang Xiaoming wiped the peel crumbs off his face and whispered, "I said I want you not to read it...... I didn't lie to you......"

Qin Shuang felt that the whole world was quiet.

Lu Pheasant coughed lightly twice in embarrassment, "I can't think of you little ...... The little couple is quite ...... Romantic ha, like ...... Get out...... That'......"

Yu Ji's face was flushed with shame and she lowered her head.

Qin Shuang gritted his teeth and said, "Yu Ji." ”

"Huh? What's up? ”

"The girl anti-deception manual I gave you must be memorized, that is the experience I have accumulated over the years of handling cases, and there are one hundred and eight tricks of deception for lewd men, you must remember it......"

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he hurriedly said, "One hundred and eight moves!" I only know seventy-two moves! What are the other tricks? I'm here to learn...... Oh no...... 鄙shì一! ”

Qin Shuang roared, "Get out!" Give me a non-stop roll! ”

Wang Xiaoming trembled all over, and said in a trembling voice, "I...... Where am I going......"

Qin Shuang said: "Didn't you see that the three women in the family are going to eat!" It's been a whole day, so why don't you go and set up a stall! ”

Wang Xiaoming panicked and said, "Oh...... Oh...... Good...... Good...... I'm going to ......."

Yu Ji persuaded, "Sister Qin, in fact, it is very hard for your father-in-law to go out every day to cheat money, maybe one day if you say the wrong thing, someone will be beaten to death, if you dissipate your anger, don't ...... Scolding him......"

A grim smile flashed on Lu Pheasant's face, "I just want to go to the street to buy something, Xiao Ming, I'll go with you ......"

Wang Xiaoming was stunned, what tricks is this Lu Pheasant going to play?

Along the way, Wang Xiaoming was nervous, and he was afraid of Lu Pheasant to the bones.

Sure enough, Lu Pheasant walked to a medicinal herb shop and stopped.

Lu Pheasant showed her sinister smile again, and then walked in.

Wang Xiaoming was waiting on the side of the road, but a group of people chased and beat an obscene uncle towards this side.

The crowd shouted, "Fight the hooligans!" Young and old are here! ”

In a short time, the number of people suddenly doubled!

This scene can't help but remind Wang Xiaoming of his painful experience of being chased to the toilet and beaten, Wang Xiaoming really feels kind and full of sympathy for the lewd man.

The lewd man begged while being beaten, "I just said that Miss Yu Ji on the street yesterday was so punctual and wanted to kiss the two of you, I know you all think so, so I'm just talking, and I haven't put it into action yet...... Ouch ......"

Hey! You old bastard! Wang Xiaoming silently picked up the iron rod on the ground......

This article is from the book king novel