Chapter 354: New Brother-in-law, You're so powerful
It is estimated that Wu Ansu informed Wu Pujia and Wu Bailu of Wu Mingyang's storage before coming, and the two of them would have such an excessive defensive reaction to Zhuang Jia, who suddenly broke in.
From a martial artist's point of view, there is nothing wrong with nipping a qiΔ danger in the bud, but for Zhuang Jia, who is just an ordinary girl, she suffers a lot in the process.
Since it was a misunderstanding, Li Mengnan naturally couldn't tie up Zhuang Jia like this anymore.
However, Wu Pujia and Wu Bailu's method of tying people up seems to be very special, and even if Li Mengnan has no less than dozens of rope buckle fighting and reconciliation methods in his mind, he can't untie the red rope on Zhuang Jia's body.
"Mixed ...... Li Mengnan, did you do it on purpose? β
This red rope seems to have life, the more it is pulled, the tighter it will be retracted inward, Li Mengnan just pulled it casually a few times, and Zhuang Jia's body bent back a few degrees again.
It's also a shame that she is a dance professional, and splitting her lower waist is commonplace, if she changes to someone else, I'm afraid that this time I can break my vertebrae.
And this is actually a trivial matter, what Zhuang Jia can't tolerate the most is that the two slender red ropes on the lower body have gradually been strangled between the legs, and the shameful gap can be clearly seen from the outside.
And with the slight friction, there will be bursts of urine-like sensations constantly coming, and the bottoms inside have long been uncontrollable and wet.
Li Mengnan had actually discovered the strangeness of Zhuang Jia's body a long time ago, but at this time, he could only pretend not to notice it, but he didn't dare to pull the weird red rope anymore, so he had to secretly glance at Wu Pujia and Wu Bailu.
Wu Pujia and Wu Bailu made eye contact slightly, stepped forward to put their hands on Zhuang Jia's shoulders one left and one right, and pulled the rope out of nowhere, and gently pulled it outward, so that all the seemingly extremely complicated knots on Zhuang Jia's body were loosened.
Immediately, the two red ropes disappeared without knowing where they had hidden them on their bodies.
Zhuang Jia stood up from the ground in shame, regardless of the strangulation pain all over his body, he walked to Li Mengnan angrily, just raised his hand, and suddenly saw the two sisters of the martial arts family pulling a piece of red rope in their hands, and couldn't help but hit a spirit, and put down his hand again with hatred.
A hero doesn't suffer immediate losses, she doesn't want to taste the taste of being tied up again.
"Li Mengnan, let me ask you, is it true that you said that you can help Le Youyou treat bulimia?" Zhuang Jia couldn't do anything, so he could only vent all his anger in words, and his tone was extremely unkind.
"Yes, I promised to help you treat your phobia by the way, but it will take a little time to prepare." Zhuang Jia was on fire, and Li Mengnan didn't have an appetite, so as not to touch the eldest lady's moldy head.
"So I'm just a passive?"
"Miss Zhuang, I have found more than once that your focus on issues often deviates."
Zhuang Jia snorted unwillingly, took out a check from his satchel, and said to Li Mengnan: "If you need anything, I'll pay for it for you." β
"Oh? Is it that I spend money and you pay? β
Li Mengnan looked at the checkbook in Zhuang Jia's hand with interest, saying that it was the second time he had seen this kind of thing, and he suddenly felt that when he had money when he came back, he should go to the bank to apply for one, this thing was much higher than a credit card or something.
Zhuang Jiaxiu frowned slightly and her chin was high, which obviously meant "so much nonsense".
Li Mengnan didn't seem to see Zhuang Jia's displeased eyes at all, his arms were folded in front of his chest, his right index finger was pointing at his chin, and he looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle to think about life.
"Then I want an invincible seaview villa facing the sea in spring, and a luxury yacht where you can take a beautiful woman out to sea to fish and open your body......"
Zhuang Jia was almost so angry that a mouthful of blood sprayed Li Mengnan's face, this bastard is too shameless, dare to love that this is a big eater.
Writing a string of amounts and signing his name, Zhuang Jia tore off the check and slammed it on Li Mengnan, gritted his teeth and said: "These are deposits, and the rest will be given to you when I and Le Youyou's illness are cured!" β
With that, he turned around and kicked open the door and walked away angrily.
"This eldest lady's patience is too poor, at least listen to me and I'll finish speaking......" Looking at the door of the ward that kept swaying back and forth, Li Mengnan shook his head regretfully with the stubble on his chin.
Wu Bailu curiously walked over and bent down on the ground to pick up the check, and after counting how many zeros there were on it, Rao is firm mind cultivated by martial arts couldn't help but tremble, and Tankou lightly covered his surprise and said: "Brother-in-law, it's 10 million!" That girl just gave a whole 10 million! β
Li Mengnan was also taken aback when he heard this, his words about asking for remuneration were just jokes from beginning to end, but he didn't expect this Miss Zhuang to take it seriously, and she shook her hand to be extremely domineering eight-figure.
Although it is still far from the joke of a luxury yacht with a sea view, for the vast majority of ordinary people, this is probably an astronomical amount that is difficult to earn in their lifetime.
Comparing the more than 2 million lying in the bank card, Li Mengnan suddenly felt that he had received a blow from Zhuang Jia.
Obviously, his little financial resources are still far from the realm of "rich and capricious".
"Let me see."
Although Wu Pujia is more stable than her sister Wu Bailu in personality, but in the final analysis, she is only a sixteen-year-old girl, and when she encounters a major event, she will still show the jump corresponding to a girl of this age, and stepped forward to quickly take the check from Wu Bailu's hand, and then opened her eyes in surprise and said: "Really! It's really 10 million! Brother-in-law, you're amazing! β
In the eyes of many people, the martial arts sect is similar to those old nobles in Europe, not to mention the castle manor, at least it has to have countless industries and thousands of family fortunes, but in fact these are just wishful thinking conjectures of ordinary people who don't know the inside story.
What is a martial arts sect?
The so-called chivalry is forbidden by martial arts, no matter how chivalrous and courageous the warriors are rendered in various film and television literary works, but analyzing its essence, the martial arts sect is a large-scale B social organization combined by the inheritance relationship between master and apprentice, and there is no difference between the triad of Hong Kong and Hong Kong, the Yamaguchi group of the Wa Kingdom, etc., but the former is smaller in scale and has higher organizational cohesion.
The golden age of the Warrior Sect was hundreds of years ago.
That is because the imperial court has relatively weak dominance over the locality, and relies more on the assistance of the local gentry to manage, and although the power of the gentry class is not small, it cannot control such violent mechanisms as the army, otherwise it will inevitably be regarded as a premeditated rebellion by the ruling class at that time.
As for the management of the place, it cannot simply rely on education, but must be supplemented by appropriate violent means, so that the martial arts sect, a third-party violent organization that does not belong to the imperial court or the squire, has its own living space.
At that time, in the social environment where whoever had a big fist and a loud voice, the martial arts sect with force second only to the imperial army was naturally the object of friendship between the local squires and wealthy businessmen.
Of course, it is not so much the friendly exchanges between the same ruling class, but rather that these people are spending money to buy peace from the local martial arts sect, after all, the martial arts sect can be said to be the maintainer of the underground order at that time, without the nod of these people, no one can want to do business in peace and stability in the area under their jurisdiction.
At that time, the martial arts sect could eat with a mouthful of oil almost just by relying on the monthly "offerings" of the squires and wealthy merchants from all walks of life, not to mention that they themselves also operated industries such as dart bureaus, and their wealthy Cheng DΓΉ was by no means inferior to those top wealthy merchants at that time.
However, with the development of modern hot weapons, the government's control over the local area has been refined to the individual, and the underground order of the martial arts sect has been suppressed extremely thoroughly, and it is completely impossible to rely on violent means to monopolize a certain industry as in the past.
Once a member of the ruling class, he fell into the same ruled class as ordinary people, and the strong force in this modern society where money is paramount, not only can not bring them any sense of advantage, but will also be monitored by the state's violent organs, and consciously suppressed from time to time.
Some martial arts sects reacted quickly, abandoning the once rigid door rules, selecting outstanding children of the family to marry with secular magnates, and finding a strong enough umbrella for their own industry to continue to maintain a luxurious standard of living.
And some martial arts sects, either stubbornly adhere to the rules, or realize that it is too late to change, the clan's secular industry has been crushed and swallowed up by ordinary people or other martial arts sects with backgrounds, and the once prosperous sects or families have also fallen into decline.
The Yun family in Zhejiang Province belongs to the laggards who have not been able to keep up with the changes of the times, and the huge clan is now only empty of population size, and the losses of various industries in the clan have long made the clan's finances unable to make ends meet.
If it weren't for the foresight of the ancestors, who left behind some precious antique jade, and could sell a few pieces from time to time to make up for the shortfall, I am afraid that the Yun family would also be like those martial arts clans that fell apart due to the bankruptcy of the family.
Although Wu Pujia and Wu Bailu are the key martial arts seeds cultivated in the family, the resources allocated are also more in kind, and the monthly pocket money handled is not much more than that of girls of the same age in ordinary families.
Now that I see such a huge check equivalent to more than 400 years of pocket money for the two of them, it is no wonder that Wu Pujia and Wu Bailu are so uneasy.
It is true that a warrior has his own dignity, and it is not false that he is unwilling to bend his waist for five buckets of rice, but it does not mean that he can really treat money as dung.
In fact, the phrase itself is an inconsistency that money is money, and in any case, it is full of mesmerizing magic that can never be equated with dung.
After all, the numbers on the check are not as visually impactful as the actual banknotes, Wu Pujia and Wu Bailu passed them around one after another, and then handed the check back to Li Mengnan.
"Brother-in-law, there is no shortage of money now, when will you marry Sister An Su?"
Poof!
Li Mengnan just opened a box of yogurt that Wu Ansu bought for him yesterday, and drank it with a straw in his mouth, Wu Bailu's words like a flying fairy suddenly made him choke, and the thick yogurt poured directly into his nasal cavity, and even the cough and sneeze sprayed Wu Bailu in front of him all over his face.
The check shook and didn't catch it, and it fell directly to the ground.
"Huh? Brother-in-law, are you alright? β
Wu Pujia pulled a few tissues, stepped forward to carefully wipe the milk stains from the corners of Li Mengnan's mouth and placket, and took off the hospital gown and shirt on his body for him, and put it on the head of the bed.
Wu Bailu didn't even bother to wipe her face, and hurriedly picked up the 10 million check, which slipped under the bed when it fell, and she simply knelt on the ground and reached for it.
At this moment, the door of the ward was pushed open again, and Wu Ansu rushed in from the outside with a small cardboard box with a foot long.
"Monam, I bought what you wanted! Uh......"
Bang Dang!
The free-falling cardboard box made the most intimate contact with the terrazzo floor, and the various materials and tools contained inside were scattered all over the floor.
Wu Ansu didn't expect that he would see such a "stimulating" scene as soon as he arrived at the hospital.
Li Mengnan exposed his muscular and muscular body, and Wu Pujia "caressed" his face and "clinged" to his body from the side.
And Wu Bailu knelt at Li Mengnan's feet, staring at her at the door with "shocked" eyes at the moment, her pretty face was full of "suspicious viscous white turbid liquid", which was still dripping down her cheeks and hair.
Several used tissues were also discarded on the ground at the feet of the trio.
Just now...... What's really going on here?
Thanks to the several "love action movies" he had seen in the items seized by the Internet police before, Wu Ansu's head almost instantly sketched a picture that was inappropriate for children.
What now? pulled away a shrew posture, rushed up to scold Li Mengnan for not abiding by the "husband's way", and then pulled his hair and beat two little who "seduced his brother-in-law"?
Hehe...... I must have watched too many domestic TV series......
Can...... I have never encountered this situation, and there are no ready-made examples to learn from, what kind of reaction should I make to be appropriate, so that I can get out of the situation while retaining the face of both parties?
Wu Ansu suddenly fell into deep thought, and even forgot to think about the original reason for this question.
Li Mengnan didn't react to Wu Ansu's stunned feeling at first, and followed her gaze to reposition the scene in the room at this moment, only to suddenly realize how much misunderstanding the scene in front of her would cause.
"Hey, Susu, it's not what you think......"
Li Mengnan's voice woke Wu Ansu from his contemplation, subconsciously covered his eyes and turned around, groping to leave the room, stammering and wanting to cover: "I'm sorry, I'm ...... I didn't see anything just now...... My eyes suddenly hurt a little, so I went to the ophthalmologist to see a doctor......"
Wu Ansu's brain was almost blank at the moment, although he heard Li Mengnan talking, his thinking seemed to be stagnant, and he didn't realize what he was talking about at all, he just wanted to leave the room quickly and find a place with few people to calm down and think about what was going on.
"Huh? Sister Ansu! β
Wu Pujia was a little slower than Li Mengnan's reaction, but he also understood at this moment, and he didn't even care about his eyes, and directly pushed Wu Bailu, who had just gotten up, and reminded loudly: "Lulu, explain!" β
In the end, they are twin sisters with the same heart, as soon as Wu Pujia took a hand, Wu Bailu already understood the consciousness expressed in her sister's action, and without hesitation, she scraped off a piece of yogurt from her face, and stabbed the finger with yogurt directly into Wu Ansu's mouth with lightning speed.
Wu Ansu was completely unprepared for Wu Bailu's move, and when Wu Bailu quickly pulled out his fingers, he subconsciously made a swallowing motion, and then realized that he actually swallowed "the kind of thing that came out of Li Mengnan's body", and couldn't help but retching on the corner.
"That thing actually tastes sour?"
Wu Ansu didn't know why, he actually subconsciously whispered out the thoughts in his heart.
Wu Bailu helped Wu Ansu pat his back, and said inexplicably: "Sister Ansu, what's wrong with you?" Yogurt is, of course, sour. β
"What? You say this thing is...... Yoghurt? β
Wu Ansu immediately stopped retching, rolled a little milk remaining on his lips with his tongue, smacked his lips and tasted it, it was really the taste of yogurt.
"That'...... Why is yogurt on your face? Wu Ansu said strangely.
"It's my brother-in-law who spit it out of his mouth!"
The little girl blinked her big innocent eyes and looked very honest.
"Gasp!"
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Under the detailed explanations of the two sisters, Wu Pujia and Wu Bailu, Wu Ansu finally understood the cause and effect of the unbearable scene just now, and also figured out that the yogurt on Wu Bailu's face came from Li Mengnan's mouth, not from the stomach.
Especially the latter is particularly critical - Wu Ansu likes Li Mengnan without pretense, but the taste is not heavy enough to eat the other party's vomit calmly.
And Li Mengnan wanted to treat Zhuang Jia and Le Youyou for hemophobia and bulimia, Wu Ansu didn't show any surprise at all, after all, it was no secret to her that Li Mengnan could hypnosis.
However, after Wu Ansu was surprised by the 10 million check, he didn't show that he was as happy as Wu Pujia and Wu Bailu, but just handed the check back to Li Mengnan and asked, "Mengnan, what are you going to do with this check?" β
"Le Youyou and I are friends, Zhuang Jia also helped Minnie Mouse out of the siege, it was just a joke of mine at the time to ask for compensation or something, who would have thought that Miss Zhuang would actually take it seriously...... So I'm not going to take this check. β
Li Mengnan said as he solemnly stuffed the check into his inner pocket.
"Do you dare to say something wrong again?" Wu Ansu glared at him angrily.
"Susu, am I the kind of person who has no discipline in your eyes?" Li Mengnan was heartbroken.
Wu Ansu nodded decisively, and Wu Pujia and Wu Bailu squatted aside with interest to enter the theater mode.
Li Mengnan covered his face speechlessly, took a deep breath and said: "The reason why I did this is because I know Zhuang Jia - with that eldest lady's arrogant character, if I return this check to her now, not only will she not recognize my character, but will think that I am insulting her, and it is very likely that she will throw tens of millions on the spot." β
"Brother-in-law, let's go and return the check to her now." Wu Bailu was eager to try.
This time it was Wu Ansu's turn to cover his face speechlessly, Li Mengnan was not the only one who lost his temperance in this room, and her two little sisters were actually unreliable masters.