Li Mengnan suddenly felt a lot of pressure.

It's not because he accidentally kissed the wrong person, but the girl in front of him said "Brother-in-law, don't be like this".

The feeling of incomparably forbidden evil is comparable to the urban small = yellow = text before the Internet crackdown.

"You...... What did you just call me? ”

Rather than apologizing, Li Mengnan now wants to verify whether it was he who had auditory hallucinations just now.

"Brother-in-law." The girl's fresh and beautiful face was flushed with a shy pink, as if to hide the panic in her heart, fiddling with the big black braids that are rare among urban girls, "My name is Sister Wu Ansu, of course you are my brother-in-law......"

Well, finally found the roots.

Li Mengnan covered his face with his hands speechlessly, and after a long time, what the twin girls were looking for was Wu Ansu's family, no wonder Wu Ansu said that relatives had come to the family recently, and it turned out that it was the two of them.

In this way, it makes sense, Wu Ansu may have gone to help him purchase the materials and tools on the list, and he couldn't bring him breakfast with an additional doppelganger, so he sent one of the twin girls to help, but he thought it was Wu Ansu himself who put on a big oolong.

"Uh...... I see, what happened just now ......"

The girl's cheeks were slightly red, her fingers seemed to inadvertently put on her slightly upturned pink lips, and she shook her head lightly and said: "It's okay, I know brother-in-law, you treat me as a sister, although it was my first kiss, but brother-in-law, you don't have to care at all, it's really ......"

Feed! Your expression and those words are all about expressing that you actually care, right? You don't have the right mouth, you don't play like that......

Bang Dang! The door of the ward was suddenly opened from the outside, and a curvy and bewitching back arched in backwards with a full and straight little buttocks, and shouted "Jiajia, come and help".

Suddenly, perhaps feeling that the atmosphere in the room was a little wrong, the girl at the door turned around sharply, turned her eyes around the face of the girl who looked exactly like her on the side of the bed, and then looked at Li Mengnan, who was slightly embarrassed, and blinked cutely: "Did I miss something just now?" ”

It is rumored that there will be a special kind of telepathy between the twins, Li Mengnan has learned it this time, he doesn't want to continue to dwell on this topic, so he hurriedly got up and got out of bed to help the girl at the door carry things.

"Brother-in-law, you have injuries on your body, so let me come."

The girl sitting on the edge of the bed moved faster than Li Mengnan, and as soon as Li Mengnan had a tendency to lean forward, he was pressed on the shoulder by the girl's soft and boneless little hand.

Li Mengnan couldn't help but be taken aback, he didn't expect that the seemingly weak girl in front of him would have speed and strength that was not inferior to him, and her control of her own strength was more than a step better than him.

Li Mengnan could already guess the origin of the two of them, this pair of stunning twin girls must be from the martial arts clan in Wu Xia's mouth - the Yun family in Zhejiang Province.

In other words, the girl and Wu Ansu should be cousins.

The cardboard box that the girl moved later was not heavy, but the volume was a little large, just the width of the door frame of the ward, and one person couldn't get in anyway, so it was replaced by two people who carried it one after the other to enter the house very lightly.

Due to the problem of the angle of sight, when the cardboard box was carried, Li Mengnan could not see what was inside, and when the two girls entered the house and put the cardboard box on the ground, he found that it was actually some fresh ingredients such as fish, eggs, meat and vegetables.

"What are you doing here? Souvenirs brought from home? Li Mengnan became more and more confused.

"No, brother-in-law, I bought them at the nearby vegetable market." One of the girls replied while stacking the ingredients in the refrigerator in the ward: "My sister said that you have been buying food outside for the past few days, and the things outside are unpalatable and not nutritious, so we told my sister to come and cook for you, and by the way, take care of your brother-in-law for her when she has no time." ”

The girl had no moles on her exposed wrists, and she was supposed to be the one who came in later.

"This ...... Taixing Shi moved the crowd, right? Why do I feel as if I have some incurable disease? Tell me the truth, am I dying? Yes...... I suddenly felt like I had a toothache all over my head, and my whole body hurt from my lower back! ”

Li Mengnan covered his chest with his hands, pretending to be grief-stricken and fell on the hospital bed humming weakly, his body was like a toad about to swallow his breath, and his feet turned to the sky and twitched a few times from time to time.

Watching Li Mengnan playing treasure on the bed, the two girls couldn't help but snicker, and the back of their hands lightly covered their mouths, revealing a bit of girlish charm in their freshness.

"Okay, brother-in-law, stop making trouble." The two girls unpacked and flattened the cardboard box and placed it behind the door, picked up the cleaning tools and began to clean the room, "Brother-in-law, let's clean up the room, you eat the wontons that your aunt packed for you first, and by the way, think about what to eat at noon......"

The two girls were busy from the moment they came in, and they were even more meticulous than when Wu Ansu took care of him when he was here, which made Li Mengnan feel a little flattered.

"Wait a minute." Li Mengnan temporarily stopped the two girls who were tying each other's aprons, and said with a strange expression: "You two are almost fine, I believe that Su Su asked you to come just to accompany you, you don't need to do this kind of Cheng dù ...... at all"

"It's okay, you're our brother-in-law, we should take care of you." The two girls smiled and continued to work on their work.

Is it a brother-in-law to take care of? What kind of logic is this?

Li Mengnan was a little confused by this sentence, so he simply stopped dissuading him, and sat on the edge of the bed with a thermos bucket, eating wontons while watching the two girls flying up and down to clean the room.

That's right, it's just flying up and down, Li Mengnan really can't think of any more appropriate adjectives to describe the scene in front of him that is comparable to an acrobatic show.

Have you ever seen a sofa lifted up in order to clean the dead corner?

Li Mengnan saw it.

Have you ever seen two people step on their shoulders to fold Arhats in order to sweep the roof of the shed?

Li Mengnan saw it again.

Have you ever seen a rag that can be turned into a grinding wheel and polish glass directly?

Li Mengnan still saw it.

And Li Mengnan could completely see that these two girls were not showing off their skills, but that they had already integrated their martial arts into every instinctual movement of their bodies.

Walking, sitting, and lying are all martial arts, which is a very powerful realm for martial artists, and if you want to achieve this realm, you not only need a certain talent, but also have no distracting thoughts, and you must not be disturbed by trivial things except for practicing martial arts.

Although the hospital's intensive care ward is well equipped, the actual usable area is not large, including the simple kitchenette and bathroom, a total of only 40 square meters, under the perfect cooperation of the two girls, it was cleaned in a short period of time.

"Brother-in-law, where did you put the dirty clothes you changed?"

Hearing the shouts coming from the bathroom, Li Mengnan subconsciously pressed the pillow at hand, and the underwear he changed was pressed underneath.

Forget about cleaning the room or something, no matter how thick-skinned he is, he is embarrassed to let two girls who have just met him wash his underwear......

"That...... Can you two take a little rest? You guys walk around like this, and you all look the same, and I feel a little dizzy when I see it, and I feel like my eyes are ghosted......"

The cousins of the two girls are a little too attentive, and they have completely exceeded the scale of their girlfriend's sister for their sister's boyfriend, not to mention that they are still two cousins, the more Li Mengnan can't figure it out, the more he feels that he is not at the bottom of his heart.

It's not that his vision of the world is full of malice, but whoever is served by two stunning twin beauties and a "brother-in-law" is sweet and greasy, and is so well-behaved and intimate that he is like a little daughter-in-law who has just passed the door, and he will inevitably feel hairy in his heart.

"Oh, I almost forgot that my brother-in-law is sick and needs to recuperate......"

The two girls stuck out their tongues in unison, and their expressions of apology were extremely playful and cute.

Anyway, the entire ward had been almost cleaned, and the two of them sat on the sofa diagonally opposite the bed, side by side, staring at Li Mengnan up and down with interest with a look like looking at a rare wild animal.

Of course, that look was more akin to looking at a giant panda golden snub-nosed monkey or something, rather than a porcupine skunk or something.

"I think you should already know that my name is Li Mengnan, but I don't seem to know what your name is?"

Speaking of this, Li Mengnan also felt a little weird, the two girls brought him food, bought ingredients, tidied up the room, and even kissed one of them, but until now I don't know the names of the two, no matter how you think about this rhythm, it doesn't seem right.

"Hey~!" The twin girls looked at each other as expected, and said with a smile: "The two of us were still betting on brother-in-law just now, when will you ask this sentence, a little earlier than we expected......

The girl sitting on the left tilted her head slightly, and took the lead in saying: "Since you asked, brother-in-law, let's introduce ourselves now - we have the same surname as Sister Ansu, my name is Wu Pujia, I was born a little earlier than her, so I can be regarded as a sister." ”

The girl named Wu Pujia suddenly secretly showed her right wrist to Li Mengnan, and a red mole the size of a grain of rice came into view, and then she seemed to inadvertently stretch out her white fingers, quietly crossed her red lips, and a slightly shy smile hung on the corner of her mouth.

Li Mengnan secretly wiped a cold sweat, obviously it was the sister of the twin girls who he kissed by mistake just now, Wu Pujia.

The red mole on the right wrist should be remembered, so as not to admit the mistake of the two sisters and cause unnecessary embarrassment.

The other girl didn't seem to notice the hidden code between her sister and Li Mengnan, and raised her hand very happily and said, "It's my turn next, my name is Wu Bailu, I am the second sister, and I am also the second sister." ”

Li Mengnan was stunned for a moment, what kind of arrangement is this? Could it be that the sisterhood of these two is constantly changing?

Wu Pujia, who had a red mole on his right wrist, guessed that he had misunderstood when he saw Li Mengnan's expression, and hurriedly explained: "Actually, we were originally triplets, and there was originally a little sister named Wu Yiren, but she died shortly after birth...... In order to commemorate her, when we introduce us in front of people, we will leave her a place. ”

"So you used to be triplets?"

Li Mengnan couldn't help but be amazed, Wu Pujia and Wu Bailu are a pair of stunning sisters who are amazing enough, if the little sister Wu Yiren did not die young, and the three identical sisters stood together, then the visual impact may not be as simple as one plus one plus one.

Maybe God can't tolerate such a perfect existence in the world, so he left one behind when the three sisters were born, which can't help but make people sigh.

Li Mengnan suddenly noticed the mystery in the girl's name, and said in surprise: "The leaves are pale, the white dew is frost, the so-called Yiren is on the water side - if I guess correctly, the names of the two of you should be from this passage of the Book of Songs, right?" ”

"Brother-in-law is so literate." The two girls clapped their hands with admiration.

Li Mengnan is embarrassed, he has a fart literary style, the key is that this poem is too famous, second only to the sentence "Holding the hand of the son, growing old with the son", and he also remembers these two sentences in the entire "Book of Songs".

"Brother-in-law, I heard that when you first came to Sanshan City, you took Sister Ansu's car?"

Although they are twins with the same appearance, after in-depth contact, you will find that the two are actually very different.

Sister Wu Pujia said relatively little, even if she spoke, she was very gentle and slow; And her sister Wu Bailu's personality is a little more lively and curious, and many topics generally start with her.

When my sister wants to know about my sister's love history, it is a normal thing, and it does not involve any unsightly ** issues, so Li Mengnan nodded and smiled: "I can't talk about taking a car, I was taken away by your sister Ansu as a criminal suspect." ”

"In this way, my brother-in-law and sister are indeed very fateful." Wu Bailu sighed with his chin in his hands.

"It should count...... Right. Li Mengnan really hadn't thought about it from this perspective before, but after Wu Bailu said this, it seemed that there was really a sense of providence in the dark.

Otherwise, no matter how strange the encounter, as long as the word "fate" is installed, there will immediately be a sense of "tall" fate, and the force will get up immediately.

"On the first day we came to Sanshan, we took your brother-in-law's car, so it seems that we and your brother-in-law are also very fateful!" Wu Bailu said something as if he had no intention, and then chuckled.

"Lulu, don't use ambiguous words like fate, it will make my brother-in-law misunderstand, how can we have a sister-in-law with my brother-in-law?" Wu Pujia corrected with a serious face.

Li Mengnan's face twitched a few times involuntarily, and said in his heart, you have to make up such a sentence to make it easier for people to misunderstand, right?

"Li Mengnan, you're not there!"

At this moment, the door of the room was suddenly pushed open from the outside, and before Li Mengnan could see anyone come in, he only felt that two strong winds were blowing beside him instantly, and the figures of the two sisters, Wu Pujia and Wu Bailu, had disappeared in front of him, and only the poor sofa was kicked by the force of the two when they started and rolled all the way to the edge of the balcony.

"Hey, you guys...... Never mind. ”

Li Mengnan had actually heard that the person was Zhuang Jia from the ward next door, and he just wanted to make it clear to Wu Pujia and Wu Bailu, but the speed of speech couldn't catch up with the feet and hand speed of the two sisters.

But it's not so much "bring" back, but "dragging" back, Zhuang Jia's hands and feet are behind her back at the moment, and her whole body is tied with knots crossed by the strange red thread of the thickness of a matchstick, and her body involuntarily bends back into an extremely shameful shape, and the slender red rope continues to tighten between the gaps in her body as she struggles, squeezing the originally small breasts and buttocks = flaps more and more swollen and full.

Li Mengnan was shocked at that time - I'm gone! The two of you are confirmed to be from a family of Chinese warriors? Shouldn't he have come back from stealing a teacher from an island country across the sea? Isn't this the legendary "tortoiseshell binding"? Even if you want to tie someone, you don't have to tie it up like this, right? What kind of shameful play is this?

However, when Mao saw Zhuang Jia's appearance, he was so inexplicably excited in his heart? Yo Si, Shoudes Ned......

Zhuang Jia originally came to Li Mengnan to ask about the treatment of hemophobia, and she only learned about it from Le Youyou's text message after getting up this morning, but she didn't expect to be tied up on the ground as soon as she entered the door, so scared that she forgot to even shout for help.

When she came back from her fright, she found that it was not the imaginary Wu Mingyang who kidnapped her, but two beautiful twin girls who looked like high school students, and that damn bastard Li Mengnan actually sat on the edge of the bed and stared at her body obscenely, and from time to time she could see the Adam's apple rolling up and down.

"Hmm!" Zhuang Jia's eyes were about to erupt with fire, and his body writhed desperately on the ground, but unfortunately his mouth could only make a muffled whine.

Although the picture in front of him had a different kind of beauty, Li Mengnan didn't dare to continue looking at it, so he hurriedly stepped forward to pull out the ball in Zhuang Jia's mouth and threw it under the bed with lightning speed.

It was the socks he was wearing, which had been stuffed in the sneakers at the door before, and it was probably "borrowed" by one of the two sisters, Wu Pujia and Wu Bailu, but she couldn't let Miss Zhuang see it, otherwise she would definitely go crazy.

"Li Mengnan, you bastard! What do you mean? ”

As soon as Zhuang Jia spoke, he saw a white shadow flashing, Li Mengnan was shocked, and quickly pinched Wu Bailu's wrist to avoid this slap on Zhuang Jia's face.

Although she didn't hit it, the palm wind brought by this slap made Zhuang Jia's face hurt, and her long hair that had just been combed was also blown up, so frightened that her face turned pale and she didn't dare to say anything anymore.

"Brother-in-law, she scolded you." Wu Bailu pursed her lips slightly, as if she was a little unhappy that Li Mengnan had made a move to stop her.

"It's all friends, don't fight and kill at every turn, it's so discordant."

Li Mengnan also secretly wiped a cold sweat, fortunately he reacted quickly enough, otherwise if this slap was fanned, with Wu Bailu's strength, Zhuang Jia would have to change at least half of his teeth.