All the guests are looking forward to it, what kind of plane is this!

I saw all the beauties lined up in a row, bowed to the guests in the audience, and then stood still with a smile, although they did not make a move, but they were more amorous.

Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but blurt out praise, "Sure enough, it is like a peach blossom, but it is better than a flower, and it is ......."

I only heard the bearded man who took the lead in making trouble at the table in front of him, and said viciously, "Phew! A prostitute is also a special bite, chewing words and playing elegantly, loading b goods! ”

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he came up angrily, "You meow!" Dare to talk to Lao Tzu like this! What the hell did you pop out of a stinking gutter! ”

When the bearded man heard this, he stood up and smashed the table, "Boy! You're special! ……”

Liu Bang, Fan Xu, Cao Shen, and a few "snaps" smashed the table, "Dick hair!" Want to fight, don't you! ”

Mother Huang was in a hurry on stage, what kind of scoopers are these! There is no plain zhì at all, do you want to be performed in this show......

When the few entourages who came with the bearded man saw this posture, they were immediately frightened, and hurriedly leaned into the bearded man's ear, "King Wei...... They are...... Xiang Yu's eldest brother and third brother ......"

"Hmm!! What the! The bearded man's face changed suddenly, and then the actor possessed him, and instantly became a scholar, "Brothers, I am because of long-term constipation, leading to endocrine disorders, causing intermittent temperament xù out of control, if you are offended, please include more!" ”

Liu Bang snorted coldly: "I include your sister!" It's all here to scoop.,Less special and I bite the text and chew the words to play elegant.,Loading b goods! ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" The bearded man apologized repeatedly, "What Pei Gong taught is that Pei Gong is really a man of temperament, a real man, and even such a dirty thing as going to the kiln can be said so loudly, righteous and awe-inspiring, little brother Wei Bao, admiration and admiration,

Can I make a friend? I've covered all of you've got the money for tonight! ”

Yes? Is there such a good thing? Ouch hey! Go out and meet a nobleman!

Liu Bang hurriedly put on a smiling face: "Oops! Brother Wei Bao is really serious, everyone is a senior wolf friend, and now they are familiar at first sight, why don't you fight a table? ”

Wei Bao hurriedly showed surprise on his face: "I can't ask for it!" ”

Fan Hao hurriedly lifted the table and moved it forward, and the two tables with Wei Bao were put together to form a table, and then laughed heartily, and the atmosphere became happy for a while......

Wang Xiaoming looked at Wei Leopard in front of him, this meaty Ma Daha is Wei Wang Leopard? I'll go, so far, except for the future King of Qi Han Xin and the overlord of Chu Xiang Yu, why are all the princes and kings I see more than one another?

Alas! Such a person can be crowned a king, but my Wang Xiaoming can't even be crowned a marquis, it's too special!

was made a fuss by Liu Bang, Huang's mother and the beauties were at a loss on stage, and Wei Bao roared, "Don't rub it in!" What are the fun tricks for the master! What you have is silver! ”

When Huang's mother heard this, she hurriedly said, "Okay! Girls, twist it up and dance for you first......"

As soon as the music sounded, the pink beauties danced with the music, dancing lightly, with elegant figures, and people were also drunk.

A little Lou Lou under Wei Bao said with a smile, "Ouch, hey, that leftmost waist is so thin!" If only I could ...... tonight."

Xiong Daiyu's face was flushed with shame, and Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "Oops, hey! Attention su zhì! Don't you see my lady here? Talk to Sven Point! ”

Wei Wangbao patted Xiao Lou Lou's head, "Did you hear Brother Xiao Ming's words?" Let's clean up my mouth! ”

A few little Lou Lou immediately became honest.

A dance was danced to the point of wonderful, and the whole audience applauded.

Taking advantage of the gap, Wei Bao and Liu Bang became friends, "I see that Pei Gong is outstanding, graceful, and suave, at first glance, he is a person who has been through the wind and moon for a long time, and he must have seen a wide range of knowledge, I don't know how Pei Gong evaluates and positions these beautiful people?" ”

When Wang Xiaoming heard it, I wiped it, and my speech really became Sven, but why did it sound so weird?

Liu Bangyi arched his hand, "Where is it, I have studied in Dongguan for a period of time, and I have a wide range of knowledge, which is not to talk about, but the average old bustard wants to fool me with shoddy, it is also extremely difficult!" ”

it! Are you two more shameless than shameless?

Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but say, "I don't know how to evaluate the positioning of these beautiful women with their many years of experience?" ”

Wei Bao coughed dryly twice, "Ahem, since Brother Xiao Ming asked, then I will talk about my opinion, if there is anything wrong, I hope to correct it......"

Wang Xiaoming glared, and said secretly, bastard, you pretend to be addicted! It's a dirty thing, but it's still chirping crookedly for a long time, pretending to be a sanctimonious literati, I'm bah!

Wei Bao's nonsense was finally finished, so he entered the main topic, "This is how I see the sister paper of this Fengyue field,

Don't judge the level by academic qualifications,

Don't judge success or failure by IQ,

Don't judge winning or losing by temperament,

Don't judge the merits of virtue,

Don't judge victory or defeat by virtue,

Only the hero is judged by the chest! ”

The people at the table were stunned, and they clapped their hands and exclaimed, "Wonderful! Incisive! ”

Wang Xiaoming secretly sighed, such a talented scoop guest is really the only time he has seen it in his life, and his posture has increased.

Everyone moved their eyes to Liu Bang again: "Dare to ask Pei Gong, what is the standard for judging?" ”

Liu Bang smiled, "It's simple, beautiful, the cheaper the better!" ”

"Wow" "Wow" "Wow"

Several tables of guests were all thundered by him under the table.

Wang Xiaoming staggered and got up, Brother Bang, I knelt down for you, are you really talented......

Wei Bao climbed onto the table and straightened his messy hair, "Brother Bang, little brother, I'm served, come, don't say anything, do it!" ”

Liu Bang raised his wine glass and said proudly, "Little meaning, come, let's do it together!" ”

"It's done!" Everyone raised their glasses together, raised their heads and drank it all!

As the music stopped abruptly, the beauties bowed again and stood tall......

The audience applauded thunderously.

Mother Huang stepped forward with a smile and said, "Thank you, thank you, Bo Ji and Qi Ji are touching up their makeup in the background, and they will come up later to help you play the piano......"

Bo Ji? The mother of Emperor Wen of Han?

Qi Ji? The Mrs. Qi who was cut off by Lu Pheasant to make an adult?

Wang Xiaoming was shocked, I'll go! How could it be the two of them?

Why did the two of them ever do the singer Oiran? No way!

Seeing that Liu Bang was still talking nonsense with Wei Bao, Wang Xiaoming's heart was messy, he wouldn't ask me to arrange it for you!

Seeing the strong response from the audience, Huang's mother couldn't close her mouth with a smile, "Before that, let's play a small game to help ...... fun."

Mini-games? Everyone's spirits were lifted at once.

Mother Huang beckoned, and more than a dozen beauties lifted the veil on the plate in their hands......

Everyone looked at each other, and their eyes were straight.

I saw a brand-new embroidered belly pocket stacked on top of each plate.

Everyone was puzzled, and Huang's mother hurriedly explained, "Hehe, these are the personal things of our two girls, Qi Ji and Bo Ji, now, we ...... Hey...... We are ready to ......"

"Cut! Isn't it just that you want to sell it for money? How much is one, let's be honest! Wei Bao said unceremoniously.

Huang's mother immediately said, "Oops! King Wei is really understanding! Rest assured, my Huang mother does business, and the price has always been fair, and the child is not bullied, and the price is fixed! Five hundred taels of silver each! ”

I'll rub it! The room burst into exclamations......

Wei Bao said angrily: "Why don't you rob it!" Such a stall, the street vendor sells 20 yuan a piece, and you ask for 500 taels, you are stupid and stupid, how good a pit is for me! ”

This time, Wang Xiaoming didn't think he was rude, he said these words with the conscience, wisdom, and faith of a lady.

That's right

Wine is a poison that pierces the intestines, and the color is a steel knife that scrapes bones.

Although the ladyboy is a womanizer, he will never be slaughtered.

These old bustards are too special to pit people, as a senior scoop customer at the level of old fritters, Wei Bao would rather burn himself in the fire than compromise on his knees!

Huang's mother immediately smiled and said, "King Wei, don't get me wrong, we are completely doing good deeds!"

We are raising school fees for poor children in the mountainous areas, and every donation we raise will be donated to the children in the mountainous areas......"

Liu Bang sneered: "You are so kind? That's okay, Brother Bang, I'm also here to charity today, I'll donate my little Nene for only fifty taels, you can take it on stage and sell it! ”

Huang's mother smiled embarrassedly, "Pei Gong is really good at laughing, ha,......"

Liu Bang roared, "I laugh at your sister!" Do you want me to take it off for you to see on the spot? ”

Huang's mother's face changed suddenly, "Pei Gong! You calm down! I didn't mean that, but today we only sell the personal belongings of the two girls, not the little one, you better wear it raw, it's cold, don't freeze the eggs......"

Wang Xiaoming couldn't help laughing, and secretly laughed, Huang's mother met this Liu Bang and Wei Bao these two ruffians to tease, she was unlucky!

The audience also coaxed, "Why don't you sell Brother Bang's little Nene!" Is it sexist? What about the equality of men and women? ”

Seeing that the shape was about to get out of control again, Huang's mother stomped her feet, "Then what do you say about this!" ”

Wei Bao smiled: "It's very simple!" Ten taels! ”

Mother Huang is about to fall off her eyes.

Liu Bang waved his hand, "Ten!" ”

With a "plop", Huang's mother knelt down expressionlessly, meow, don't take you to bargain like this.

There's no way, these two are both characters with heads and faces but just shameless, she can't afford to mess with them.

Her heart was dripping blood, and it took a long time for her eyes to glaze over, and she said weakly, "Girls, wrap them up for ......"

The girls cried and wrapped up for them, Wei Bao generously threw ten taels of silver, and then took a large bundle of belly pockets, and took a deep breath, "Mmmm! This flavor is very cool! Come, brothers, take one of you as a souvenir! ”

Fan Hao's eyes were blazing, one person grabbed one, Wang Xiaoming just reached out and grabbed one, Xiong Daiyu was crying and making trouble, Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth, endured the pain and cut his love, and gave it away.

The bundle of belly pockets was all divided by Liu Bang, and the audience began to make noise again, "Hey! I want the sisters to come out! If you don't come out, you will be refunded! ”

Huang's mother sat on the stage, wanting to cry without tears, what kind of people are these! Can you still do business happily......

Suddenly, a beautiful woman ran out of the backstage in a panic and whispered a few words in Huang's mother's ear.

Huang's mother's complexion changed suddenly, and her face turned pale all of a sudden.

Wang Xiaoming saw it in his eyes, something must have happened inside!

This book was first published in Reading Books