Chapter Seventy-Nine: Be a Pimp Again
Huang's mother's face changed greatly, and she hurriedly went to the backstage, and Wang Xiaoming quietly followed to the backstage.
I saw that Huang's mother took seven or eight fierce strong men and forced the two girls into a corner.
it! O goddess!
I saw two girls about eighteen or nineteen years old, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, delicate facial features, soft appearance, face like flowers, skin like jade, all of them are beautiful Yaochi fairies.
The two of them were dressed in red and purple muslin clothes, and there seemed to be some spring light leaking out in the haze, but they were just right to cover up, which made people think about it.
This is Bo Ji and Qi Ji? Sure enough, it lives up to its name.
I saw the two of them huddled in the corner, crying, and their eyes were full of fear.
I saw Huang's mother say viciously, "Qi Ji, you have thought about it!" ”
Qi Ji, who was wearing a red gauze robe, begged, "Mother Huang, please be good, don't let me go out with my sister...... We beg you...... Woo."
Bo Ji also cried and begged, "Mother Huang, we can play more tunes in the future to make money for you, please don't sell us to those people outside......"
Huang's mother hurriedly said, "Eh! My good daughter, you can make a lot of money for your mother by playing small songs! How could Mom be willing to sell you?
Mom just wants to pursue the benefits of the enterprise, and in the future, you can pick up customers while playing small songs, so that our song and dance troupe can turn over the benefits!
Don't worry, today is your first time, fear is inevitable, my mother was also scared for the first time, and I will get used to it in the future! ……”
it! Your first fear? Phew! With your witch's face, you look like a hanged ghost, I think it's your guests who are scared, right? I don't know if you tricked others into bed with money back then!
You old bustard, you are still doing this sad thing of forcing good people to be prostitutes behind your back! You're not afraid of being dug up when you die!
Wang Xiaoming was filled with indignation, his fists were clenched, he really wanted to rush up and ask the old bustard - how much is the night?
Qi Ji and Bo Ji hugged each other, crying so much that the pear blossoms brought rain, and kept shaking their heads.
The noise outside is getting louder and louder, this is the rhythm of smashing the field!
When Huang's mother saw the crisis, she was so angry that she shouted, "Good! Since the toast does not eat and eats the penalty wine! Then don't blame me for not being emotional! You hold them down for me! Put on their makeup, and drag them out for me! ”
Seven or eight wicked men got the order, and immediately rushed over fiercely, and Qi Ji and Bo Ji cried out in despair.
"Stop! Let go of those two girls! I saw Wang Xiaoming shouting violently, putting on a righteous and awe-inspiring heroic standard posture, which shocked the audience at once.
Huang's mother saw that it was Wang Xiaoming, and knew that she couldn't be provoked, so she wanted to speak.
But a few wicked men didn't know that the little white face in front of them was Xiang Yu's sworn brother, and they rushed over with a shout, "You look like a b!" Lao Tzu ......"
I saw Wang Xiaoming shouting violently, punching out, and the big man in front was beaten and flew up, hitting the wall and sticking to it.
Wang Xiaoming heroically saved the beauty, and the combat value of his whole body soared to full blood, hehehaha! A few punches and feet came up, and the seven or eight black whirlwind-like big men rolled on the ground, screaming again and again.
Mother Huang was dumbfounded, it turns out that this little white face not only pretends to be b, but also has real kung fu under his hands!
The shouting outside became more and more hot, the sound of ping-pong smashing bowls came one after another, and Liu Bang's voice came in, "Meow!" I didn't come out for half a day, and I played monkey with the sincerity of our ladybird! Wolf friends! guys! Dismantle her stage! ”
Hundreds of wolf friends immediately responded, "Good! ”
Huang's mother collapsed to the ground at once.
Wang Xiaoming pulled her up, "Get out!" There's one more show! ”
Huang's mother cried and said with a sad face: "How can I have any small programs...... Woo."
Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth, "As soon as you go out, you will have it!" ”
Huang's mother didn't understand what Wang Xiaoming meant, but now, there is no way, and the dead horse can only be regarded as a live horse doctor! Huang's mother went out crying......
Wang Xiaoming grabbed a villain from the ground and said fiercely, "I was going to force makeup just now, right?" Good! I'll give you free drawings, sir! ”
After speaking, he grabbed a handful of white ash powder to wipe his face, and wiped it on his face, rouge, lipstick, white and red, and greeted him vigorously! After finishing one after another, Qi Ji and Bo Ji were dumbfounded......
Huang's mother stood on the stage, crying and saying with a sad face, "The two Oirans are perming their hair, let's have a small show next, the show is ...... It is...... Ah! Damn! ”
I saw seven or eight clowns wearing Ronald McDonald makeup, squatting on the ground and coming out one by one.
"I'm a duckling, babbling!
Follow my mother down to the river, babbling and babbling......"
Well, the whole audience was blown away by them.
After a long time, Wei Bao's face changed, he picked up the sugarcane in his hand, and threw it on the stage, "It's really disgusting!" Wolf friends! Smash together! ”
As soon as the words fell, the banana peels, durians, and pineapples in the audience all greeted up......
In the background, Wang Xiaoming looked at the two helpless girls in front of him, sighed, and walked over slowly.
I have to say that Wang Xiaoming is really handsome, and Qi Ji and Bo Ji couldn't help crying.
Qi Ji hurriedly pulled Bo Ji to stand up, and saluted Wang Xiaoming, "Thank you Shaoxia for saving your life, our sisters have nothing to repay, only ......"
When Wang Xiaoming heard this, his eyes lit up, is this the rhythm of making a promise with his body?
Bo Ji continued: "Only kowtow to the young man and thank you!" ”
After speaking, he pulled Qi Ji to kneel down, I will strangle it, Wang Xiaoming was speechless, and hurriedly pulled them up again.
When Wang Xiaoming touched their jade hands, the two girls were too shy to look at them, but their heartbeats were much faster......
Wang Xiaoming smiled bitterly and said secretly, you bastard Liu Bang, why are you so good? It's not enough to spoil one Lu Pheasant, and now it's going to plague these two Yaochi fairies again.
It's such a natural thing, why do I have to help you pimp!
No way, who told you to be the emperor's order? If you don't accept it, you can't do it!
Wang Xiaoming said softly, "Fighting crime, eliminating violence and peace is my consistent tenet of life, you don't have to thank me, please call me Lei Feng!" ”
Qi Ji and Bo Ji nodded to Wang Xiaoming with admiration.
Wang Xiaoming said sincerely, "It's just that although I saved you this time, what about next time?" What about next time? ”
When the children heard this, they wept again.
Wang Xiaoming sighed, "Actually, a woman should still find a good home, in this troubled autumn, finding a husband who can protect herself is the most important thing!" ”
Qi Ji opened her eyes, looked at Wang Xiaoming, and said softly, "I understand Shaoxia's words, why don't we want to find a good home for ourselves, but our sisters are helpless and God has no mercy, where can we go to find such a wishful husband?" ”
Wang Xiaoming smiled faintly, he smiled very beautifully, and the second daughter's heart was overwhelmed.
In fact, Wang Xiaoming's heart is very angry at the moment, Liu Bang! You bastard, I'm here to deliver food to you again! You're a bitch! I...... I...... What a wrath of sin I am! Whining...... These two fairies, obviously I also want to be good!
With a smile on his face and tears in his heart, Wang Xiaoming said slowly, "Trust me, I will help you find it." ”
Qi Ji Bo Ji misunderstood what Wang Xiaoming meant, looked at Wang Xiaoming stupidly, and nodded.
Wang Xiaoming grabbed his chest angrily, but he still forced a smile on his face, "You guys come out with makeup, dress up pretty, I'll wait for you outside, believe me!" ”
The second daughter had completely trusted him, so she burst into tears and smiled, wiped away her tears, and concentrated on putting on makeup.
As soon as Wang Xiaoming turned his head, the smile on his face disappeared immediately, replaced by an angry expression, and deliberately kicked over two trash cans when he went out......
When I came to the front desk, I wiped it! I saw that those Ronald McDonald had been smashed miserably by the pineapple durian, lying on the stage with a blood-red face, motionless......
It was Huang's mother, with a dead face, standing there with a dull expression, letting the peel wipe her face, and her face did not change.
Wang Xiaoming secretly praised himself: "Sure enough, he is a good leader who can shield the company from the wind and rain and escort!" ”
Seeing Qi Ji and Bo Ji applying makeup, Wang Xiaoming took a deep breath and jumped out of the front desk in one step, "Deng, Deng, Deng, wait!" Hello wolves......"
With a "snap", a banana peel smashed right in his face.
The daredevils who threw banana peels in the audience saw that they hit Wang Xiaoming, and their faces were stupid.
Wang Xiaoming, who was already angry and couldn't vent, ripped off the banana peel on his face, gritted his teeth and pointed at the daredevil, "Call me!" Kill it! ”
"Okay!" Cao Shen and a few minions with Wei Bao rushed up and beat them violently!
At this point, no one in the hall dared to make trouble, and Huang's mother finally turned her head and cast a grateful glance at Wang Xiaoming.
Wang Xiaoming adjusted his feelings, and said loudly, "Okay!" Don't fight, don't affect the Yaxing of everyone who appreciates fairies! ”
Hey, a fairy saw it, and Cao Shen immediately stopped.
I saw Wang Xiaoming taking the lead in applauding, and all the wolf friends in the field instantly became gentlemen, smiling and applauding together.
I saw that Qi Ji and Bo Ji were a little frightened, but when they saw Wang Xiaoming's soft eyes, they held the pipa in their arms and plucked up the courage to walk out.
Then sit down on the stool next to Wang Xiaoming.
When Wang Xiaoming saw this situation, he couldn't help but think of Bai Juyi's "Pipa Xing". Really......
After a long time, he came out, still holding the pipa and half covering his face.
The hinge plucks the strings three or two times, and there is love before the tune.
The audience erupted in exclamation, and then fell silent.
The two fairies began to play, and the song was melodious and moving, and the song ended.
As soon as Wang Xiaoming took the lead, the audience burst into warm applause.
Wang Xiaoming stopped his hand, "Such a beautiful woman, do you want to marry home!?" ”
The wolves surged, shouting "Think!" ”
Huang's mother immediately said, "Oops, alas! General Wang, don't be kidding, I want to do long-term business! You can't give me a one-time buyout! ”
Wang Xiaoming glanced at the audience, and the wolves immediately understood, and several wine jugs smashed up, and Huang's mother was bleeding from her forehead and fainted.
Wang Xiaoming grinned: "Okay! But everyone has this intention, but there are only two fairies......"
A hungry wolf said impatiently, "We can take turns!" ”
Qi Ji Bo Ji was extremely embarrassed, and before Wang Xiaoming could speak, Wei Bao and Liu Bang picked up a bench and held down the guy, until the four stool legs were broken before stopping.
Liu Bang said: "Third brother! Just say what you want! ”
Wei Bao said, "Who dares to oppose Brother Xiao Ming's mention, I will at least break his three legs!" ”
Now the order is completely maintained, Wang Xiaoming smiled proudly.
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