After waiting for ten minutes or so, there was a sound from inside, and then Xiao Liang shouted lazily inside: "Come in." ”

Opened the curtain of the door and walked in, his eyes swept away, except for a young man with sunken eyes in the tent, there was no one else, and he instantly understood, this thing was just jerking off, and he couldn't help but be a little funny, what about him, you are so willful in broad daylight?

"Sign up?" The young man Xiao Liang glanced at me, opened a roster casually, and said slowly, "What's your name?" ”

"Vincy."

"Age?"

"Twenty-six!"

"Origin?"

"Giant Savage."

"Property?"

"One sick horse, two clothes."

"Gone?" Xiao Liang looked up at me.

"Do you mean property? Yes, no. I scratched my scalp.

"Although your skin is a little bronzed, it is not as rough as that of ordinary people, and your accent is not like the accent of Juye, and besides, you are an ordinary person who owns a horse in troubled times, even if it is a sick horse, it is a huge wealth, and it is even more unbelievable that it has not been taken away." Xiao Liang snapped the roster shut, and said with a smile: "From these points, it can be seen that you must have a plan to come here to be a soldier." ”

I was dumbfounded, rubbing, this Xiaoliang analyzed things in an orderly manner, and every point was to the point.

"None of this is my business, though. Since you were brought by Diao Lao Wu, that is to say, you should have met Chen Wu's group of people on the road, and the people who had met with Chen Wu probably didn't have anything of value left" Xiao Liang looked at me, shook his head and smiled: "If you can't impress me with anything valuable, don't even think about entering the fat shortage department." ”

How dare he ask for bribes so blatantly? You do this, does Bian Xi know?

immediately smiled: "As long as I can be a soldier, I don't care about any fat department." ”

"Really?" A hint of mockery flashed at the corner of Xiao Liang's mouth: "The feces of so many soldiers in the barracks must be cleaned, are you willing to go to the cleaning department?" ”

Damn, and this department? After thinking about it, yes, camping outside, it's impossible to dig a pit and bury it, and I couldn't help sweating: "Uh, this adult, I came to be a soldier to make a contribution, cleaning the toilet or something is not very suitable for me, or I'll practice a set of boxing techniques for you?" ”

"I know how to read a hair!" Xiao Liang snorted coldly: "Give you another chance, do you want to go to the cleaning department?" ”

With a scolding, I pretended to touch it in my arms, found a deck of playing cards in the black field, and drew one from it. This deck of playing cards was given to me by the fat man before I crossed, and the pictures were all pictures of a man and a woman fighting naked, looking around for a while, pretending to be very mysterious, and came to Xiaoliang and handed over the playing card.

"What is this?" Xiao Liang took the playing card casually, glanced at it casually, and suddenly stood up, his eyes were straight, and his lips trembled: "Damn...... Depend on...... What the hell is this...... Damn, damn it, it's so realistic. ”

I laughed secretly, in your era, at most, you just use a brush to draw a portrait, even if it is a Danqing holy hand, can you have such a delicate display of playing cards? Hehe, I've seen it for a long time.

Xiao Liang couldn't stop panting, and sat down for a while, cross-legged unnaturally: "Okay, I'll arrange for you to go to the most fat department." After speaking, I opened the roster, wrote a few strokes, and then took out a token the size of a copper coin and handed it to me: "Go out and turn right and go straight, there is a huge camp tent, and a bowl is drawn on the flag outside, you go inside to report." ”

A bowl? What do you mean?

I was about to say a few more words, but Xiao Liang's hand had already been put into the crotch of his pants, and he shouted at me: "Get out!" If you don't roll, I'll throw you in the cleaning department. ”

Hurriedly turned around and walked out of the tent, sending blessings in my heart, wishing you a speedy death.

Raised the token in his hand and looked at it, there was a bowl and a pair of chopsticks drawn on the front, and a number on the back, twenty-six. I can't help but feel a little depressed, this Xiaoliang shouldn't want me to go to work in the kitchen, right?

After walking about a hundred meters to the right, there was a huge camp tent in front of me, and a flag was erected at the door of the camp, the same as the token in my hand, with a bowl drawn on it, and a pair of chopsticks.

Under the banner squatted a fat man with a fat head and big ears, holding a big bone in his hand, gnawing vigorously, seeing me, the fat man stopped and licked his fingers, frowning at me: "Hey, what are you doing here?" ”

"I'm here to report." I entered my hand and handed it over.

The fat man held the bone in one hand, took the token in the other hand and looked at it, and sighed twice: "Hey, it's really." After saying that, he returned the token to me, it was all greasy, I pinched it in my hand and felt extremely uncomfortable, and secretly wiped it with the placket of my clothes before putting it in my arms.

Unexpectedly, the fat man enthusiastically stretched out his hand to me, and in desperation, he shook his oily hand, turned into the black field, and found a towel to wipe his hands. It's not that I have a habit of cleanliness, but whoever has greasy hands will be uncomfortable.

Damn, with such greasy hands, he must be a chef, and the place where I came to report should be the kitchen department.

The fat man opened the curtain of the door and beckoned me in, as I expected, it was indeed a kitchen, on the left side of the kitchen there were more than a dozen steamers steaming white, on the right side was a row of seven large iron pots, there were four cooks wielding a spatula up to one and a half meters long and struggling to stir-fry the dishes in the pot, in the middle was a long table, a dozen soldiers stood at the long table to cut vegetables, and there were some baskets and dustpans on the ground, and seven or eight soldiers sat on the ground to choose vegetables.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we have new colleagues in our department, everyone is welcome." The fat man walked to one of the cauldrons and threw the bones in his hand into the pot, and the soup in the pot suddenly splashed with a circle of soup.

Everyone looked up to greet me, and they all looked very enthusiastic.

Rubbing his hands on his clothes, the fat man smiled and said, "New here, introduce yourself first." ”

"My name is Vincy! Call me Assi. I smiled heartily.

"Which adult's relative are you?" A soldier chopping vegetables asked with a smile.

"Nope." I replied in surprise.

"How is that possible? The soldiers who can enter the canteen have a way. The fat man laughed: "You don't want to say that we are not reluctant, anyway, when you come in, you are your own people, I am No. 1 Aji." ”

They introduced me to other people's names, and I remembered so many at once, but fortunately, they all had a number, and it was much easier to remember the number.

"You're in charge of chopping the vegetables, and you'll chop the meat over there into a puree first." Aggie assigned me a task, and he also picked up a spatula and started stir-frying.

I chatted with the rest of my colleagues while cutting meat, and learned that this kitchen was responsible for the food of a branch of Pei Yuanshao's army, and there were a total of twenty-six soldiers in the camp tent plus me, among which Aji was the chef, and we had to call him the boss, and the rest were arranged according to the number plate, and I was the twenty-sixth chef.

Time passed quickly in the busyness, and it was night.

The twenty-six cooks slept in a tent at night, when there were no bunk beds, no marching beds, just some leaves and straw on the ground, and quilts on top.

There is no karaoke, and there is no big health care, and the only entertainment in the evening is to talk openly from all over the world, talk about the emperor, talk about the mountains and rivers, and talk about women...... Since I was new here, all the questions that night were directed at me, why do you have a wife, why did you come to be a soldier, who is your backer, etc.

After a few perfunctory words casually, I pretended to be asleep, and my head kept thinking, Cao Cao asked me to be an undercover division of the Yellow Turban Army, I couldn't stay in the kitchen, I had to find an opportunity to contact the officer and become his henchman.

After thinking for a while, he fell into a deep sleep.

The next day, I began to look for opportunities to contact the officers, but the opportunities were not always available, and it was not until the third day that I waited for an opportunity.

At dinner, the 21st who was in charge of delivering the food suddenly had a stomachache, Aji asked me to help deliver the food, and hurriedly agreed, pushing a wheelbarrow, on which was a large pot of fried cucumbers with meat, and other colleagues were either pushing the food, or pushing the dishes and chopsticks, and a group of seven or eight cooks shouted and went to the direction of the training ground.

There is no fixed place for eating, if the weather is good, everyone eats at the training ground outside, if it rains, they distribute dishes and chopsticks at the door of the canteen, and everyone takes a meal and goes back to the camp tent to eat.

Pushing the cart to the training ground, from time to time a soldier shouted: "Hey, what are you going to eat today?" ”

"Stir-fried shredded radish with meat, stir-fried cucumber with meat, fried leeks with eggs, and a bone broth." I replied loudly, and when the soldiers heard this, they all laughed, as if they could feel very satisfied just by hearing the name of the dish, and looking at the salivating but satisfied smiles of the soldiers, I suddenly felt very happy.

After fixing the wheelbarrow, the soldiers lined up to take turns to receive the dishes and chopsticks to eat, I was responsible for distributing the meat fried cucumber this pot of vegetables, according to Aji's explanation, scooping vegetables also has a knack, don't first hit a full spoonful of vegetables, and then shake off more than half of the dishes, that will make the soldiers very angry, the best way is to give half a spoonful first, then add a little more and then add a little more, and finally add an extra piece of meat, so that the soldiers will be very happy.

I suspect this Aggie is a psychologist.

After these hundreds of soldiers had finished fighting, there were still three or four people in the vegetable bowl, and an officer came in the distance, with a huge momentum on his back, carrying a super big rice bowl and a super big spoon in his hand, walked up to us and stretched out the rice bowl, and said loudly: "Give me the rest of the dishes." ”

Before I could react, my colleagues poured the rest of the food into his rice bowl with a grin, and the big man stood in front of me while pulling the food, frowned at me, chewed a few times, raised his chin at me, and asked vaguely, "This guy looks very raw, is he new?" ”

"Yes, Boss Pei, his name is Axi, and he has been here for three days." Twenty-one beside me laughed.

Boss Pei? This is Bian Xi's number one general, Pei Yuanshao? R1058