Chapter 4 I'm scared to death, it's really tofu

For a while, Zhao and Zhao Tiehammer were stunned, cousin-in-law? What's going on?

That's because they don't know, Wang Xiaoming's mouth is super capable, and he doesn't know how many women's chastity and real money he has fooled with this mouth.

Wang Xiaoming immediately said that "Actually, I am a distant cousin of hers, called Wang Xiaoming, because there has been a recent change in the family, I have no choice but to trouble my cousin's ......"

Zhao Tiezhu looked at his wife Zhao, "Distant cousin? Why haven't I mentioned it to you before? ”

Zhao blushed and said, "Because...... Because he moved with his uncle and them to a long distance when he was very young, and there was little contact, so I didn't mention it. ”

Women really have a talent for lying, and they can learn it.

Zhao Tiezhu let out an "oh", and then said, "What happened to your family?" ”

Wang Xiaoming snorted and said with tears: "Alas! It's all tears, it's too heartbroken, my dad was arrested last year to repair the Great Wall, but he died after a few days of repairing, and now they say they want me to go to my dad's class, I ...... I ......"

Wang Xiaoming didn't finish his words, and he couldn't cry.

"Bang"! Zhao Tie Hammer smashed his fist on the table, and Zhao and Wang Xiaoming were startled.

Zhao Tiezhu gritted his teeth and said hatefully, "These dog officials, catching strong men, repairing the Great Wall, are really wolf-hearted and dog-lunged and have arrived home!" Once the labor contract is signed, it is eight years, working overtime day and night, no weekends, no overtime pay, no labor insurance, social security and medical insurance, and no resignation is allowed to leave! Many workers were either exhausted to death, beaten to death, or jumped off a cliff to their deaths, and I was able to survive these eight years because I remembered your cousin day and night...... Alas......"

In the end, even this iron-clad man couldn't help but sob.

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly pulled Zhao's clothes, Zhao reacted, and hurriedly cried, "Xianggong, you moved me so much......"

Zhao Zheng wiped his tears, gritted his teeth and said, "Xiao Ming! You can rest assured that you will stay here! Don't go and repair that useless Great Wall of Birds! The devil is willing to go to that place! ”

Wang Xiaoming sneered in his heart: "The Great Wall is useless? It's just that you don't know, more than 2,000 years later, the Great Wall was surrounded by officials of the Celestial Empire, and if you want to go to the Great Wall, you have to spend money to buy tickets! ”

But Wang Xiaoming was grateful, and said, "Thank you, cousin-in-law, thank you, cousin!" I'm not going to trouble you. ”

"Hmmm! Very good. Sure enough, he is a sensible child, and tomorrow you will go out to work with me and maintain this family together! ”

"Work?" Wang Xiaoming sneered in his heart: "I am so handsome and still need to work?" I've always eaten with my face, okay! ”

But he kept saying "Okay, good ......"

A crisis was resolved in this way, Wang Xiaoming was very proud, "I'm really a witty teenager, it seems that I can't stay here, go out tomorrow to see if I can meet a suitable female ticket again, and I will slip away after finding a new target." ”

Zhao Tiezhu hasn't been with his wife for many years, and the energy he has accumulated for many years burst out that night, and it didn't stop until the middle of the night.

But just two hours after sleeping, Zhao Tiezhu ran over and woke him up.

Wang Xiaoming said in a daze: "What about the gods!" ”

Zhao Tiehammer said: "Let's make tofu for the two of us!" ”

Wang Xiaoming let out another "oh" in a daze, and suddenly his eyes widened, and he looked at Zhao Tiehammer in horror, and said in a trembling voice, "What did you say!" You're going to make beans with me...... Bean curd! Oh my God, I knew you were already moving on me...... This mind...... Damn! Why are you making me so handsome...... Woo woo...... he's so burly, he taught me how to resist...... Woowoo"

Zhao Tiezhu said coldly, "I'm ready, are you ready?" ”

Wang Xiaoming looked at this posture, it seemed that he couldn't avoid it this time, gritted his teeth, and closed his eyes, "Ready, you tap...... May I? ”

Zhao Tiehammer said in a firm tone, "No, you have to work hard to make tofu to be delicious enough!" ”

Wang Xiaoming trembled all over, and said in a trembling voice, "Okay, I'...... Endure ......"

Zhao Tiehammer nodded, "Well, that's right, I've been soaking the soybeans in water for an hour, it's just right now, now you come out and grind with me!" ”

Wang Xiaoming opened his eyes and was dumbfounded, "I'll go for it, I really want to make tofu with me, alas, for people like me who have ruined their three views, when it comes to tofu, they will never think that it is actually a healthy and delicious food." ”

There are three hardships in life, supporting the boat and grinding tofu.

Those who get up early and are greedy for darkness are really tired, for Zhao Tiezhu, who is used to suffering, this bit of suffering is really pediatric.

But for Wang Xiaoming, who is used to eating soft rice, it is different, Zhao Tiehammer pushed the grinding plate to fly, and Wang Xiaoming helped add water and soybeans on the side, just such a little thing made him so tired that he almost fell asleep.

After an hour of hard work, the tofu was finally ready, and Zhao prepared two steamed buns for Zhao Tiezhu for breakfast, and Zhao Tiezhu picked up the burden and went out.

Wang Xiaoming didn't sleep well all night, and he didn't even bother to eat breakfast, so he went back to his room to sleep.

It's a pity that as soon as I fell asleep, I was woken up again.

I saw Zhao freshen up and dress up, sitting on the edge of the bed with peach blossoms on his face, staring at Wang Xiaoming with a spring face.

Wang Xiaoming smiled awkwardly, "Cousin......"

Zhao smiled, "What cousin!" It's addictive, isn't it? Rest assured, Hammer he's already out......"

Wang Xiaoming shuddered in his heart, and said with a dry smile, "Actually...... Brother Zhao is very good, you see how many years he has been with you, he has been single-minded to you......"

Zhao Shi glared, "What do you mean!" Have you forgotten what you said to me yesterday? ”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned, "What words?" ”

When Zhao heard this, he stopped doing it, "You are really an ungrateful and negative man!" Yesterday you clearly said to me, saying that I am your little apple, no matter how much you love me, you can't love me too much, and now you have forgotten everything when you are full of food and drink, what do you mean! ”

Wang Xiaoming's head is big, so he can't say dozens or hundreds of sentences one day, how can he still remember?

Seeing that Zhao was annoyed, Wang Xiaoming hurriedly held Zhao's hand and said gently, "How could I forget it, but you also saw it, I haven't slept all night, and now I don't have any energy at all, I'm afraid it will disappoint you, sister, you still let me sleep, and wait until I have enough energy...... Kindness? Hee-hee......"

Zhao was happy at this time, gently patted Wang Xiaoming's hand, and touched his handsome little white face, "Well, you rest first, I'll prepare lunch and wait for you......"

As soon as Zhao left, Wang Xiaoming immediately breathed a sigh of relief, put on his clothes and slipped away.

Don't think he's a decent man, he's actually just scared.

In the 21st century, extramarital affairs are not illegal, but in this era, seducing a married woman is a pig pen!

Alas, Zhao Tiezhu didn't die, he came back, the Zhao family can't go back, what should be the next step.

Wang Xiaoming didn't want to go to the blacksmith shop to work as a coolie, so he dangled around the street alone, asking people everywhere which family still had unmarried girls, and he didn't shy away from it at all.

There was an eldest lady who couldn't stand it anymore, glared at him, and said angrily, "I want a girl!" Simple, just walk to the second street and turn left! There's a lot of it there! ”

There is this good thing! Wang Xiaoming's eyes lit up and rushed over.

When I arrived, I saw that there were a lot of girls!

I saw girls dressed up in flowers, waving incense towels in their hands, standing upstairs and downstairs and greeting to people coming and going, "Uncle, come in and have fun!" ”

Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but sigh, "In broad daylight, he openly solicited customers and traded his flesh, such a filthy society is really ...... Great! …… Hahahahaha"

Seeing Wang Xiaoming standing in front of the door smirking like a joke, several girls immediately surrounded him.

"Oops! Handsome guy, you are so handsome, come and choose me, I will give you a 20% discount! ”

"Handsome guy, choose me, I'll get a 50% discount!"

"Hey! Don't go too far! There must also be a limit to grabbing business, if you do it like this, it's cheap and not good, and the ghost wants you! ”

"I like it, do you care? Don't say a 50% discount on a handsome guy like this, you can do it without giving money! I'll do it all if you give me money! ”

Wang Xiaoming froze and said, "Really give money?" All right! All right! Let's get started now! ”

The girl was dumbfounded, "Handsome guy, are you kidding, hehe, you are so humorous......"

Wang Xiaoming was about to say that he was not joking, but he was pulled from behind and stepped aside.

I saw a general with thick eyebrows and big eyes, wearing battle armor and carrying a long sword at his waist.

Wang Xiaoming was furious, but seeing that the other party was a general, he didn't dare to start no matter how big the fire was.

He felt as if he had seen the image of this general somewhere, oh! That's right! In Stephen Chow's movie "Jiupin Sesame Official", Xu Jinjiang played the six-door god to catch the thunder leopard!

I saw the general with a fierce face, standing in front of the door, and roared violently, "Didn't you see that General Ben Lei Leopard has arrived?" Old bustard! Don't die yet come out and say hello! ”

Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but laugh when he heard that he reported to his home.

This novel is from Reading Rim