Stephen Chow suddenly blushed and smiled: "I don't want beauties, my mother said that beauties are unreliable, they will be remembered by others, I only need a big butt, my mother said, big butts are easy to raise." ”

"Everything is what your mother says, whether your mother is begging for a wife or you are asking for a wife, do you like to be beautiful or have a big ass?" Andy Lau said disdainfully.

"Hehe, hehe." Stephen Chow scratched his scalp honestly: "Actually, I also like big butts." ”

"Yan sù point, don't open the topic, continue to say the matter of the array." I laughed and scolded, forgetting that jì was the first topic I opened.

"I think it's good, but it's still a little lacking." Peng Yuyan said with a smile beside him.

Stephen Chow's real name is Zhou Abao, and the names of all the members of the pig killing team are Abao, Niu Dog, and Yu Wangcai or something, I just can't tell who is who to rename them.

"So what do you say is lacking?" I smiled and asked, "By the way, let me remind you again, his name is Stephen Chow, not Ah Bao, if you call it wrong again, I will ask Wang Baoqiang to play your chirp a hundred times." ”

Hearing this, Peng Yuyan's face changed, because Wang Baoqiang's trick is a snap of his fingers, even if it is a stone, it will be shattered if it is flicked by Wang Baoqiang, not to mention meat. Wang Baoqiang smiled, flicked his fingers twice, and then glanced at Peng Yuyan's crotch.

Peng Yuyan subconsciously clamped his legs, coughed lightly, and said anxiously: "I think, even if you follow the 'zigzag' pattern that Stephen Chow said, you may encounter this magic circle, because none of us know where this magic circle is, and we don't know how big this magic circle is, and it may not be possible if it spans the entire forest." ”

I have to say that the situation that Peng Yuyan said is very likely to exist, and immediately smiled: "Then what can you do to solve this problem?" ”

Peng Yuyan said with a smile: "It's very simple, we can make marks all the way, as long as we find the marks in front, then this point is the turning point of the magic circle, and then the boss will mess around with it." ”

"Yes, this should work." Zhao Yun stood up, dragged the gentian gun in his hand to the ground, and walked forward, the gentian gun drew a deep mark on the ground.

Hey, you're a peerless soldier, not a hoe and a shovel, can you cherish it?

Everyone followed behind Zhao Yun and walked all the way, walking for about ten minutes, and we really found traces of the gentian gun dragging on the ground in front of us.

Determined the location of the circle, I didn't say a word, the spiral electric true qi was a random shot, patting the trunk of the tree and the branches and the ground and the vines, just when I photographed a stone, a ripple flashed in the air, and another scene appeared in front of me, a little different from the previous forest, the trees here are thicker, almost all the trees are more than five meters in diameter, and the height is straight into the clouds.

Just as he was about to beckon everyone to continue moving forward, the air in front of him rippled again, and a faint figure gradually appeared.

This figure is very tall, almost four or five meters tall, and he seems to have two huge wings, seeing these two wings, the shadow of an acquaintance suddenly appeared in my mind, and I thought to myself, could it be him?

Soon, this figure had been revealed, and sure enough, it was really an acquaintance.

No, it should be said to be a cooked cow!

It turned out to be the minotaur I met in Ganquan Mountain when I was participating in the royal hunt of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.

When he saw me, the minotaur was also extremely stunned: "Hey, Vincy, why are you?" ”

"Brother Niu, how could it be you?" I yelled, "Why are you here?" ”

The members of the pig killing team, including Zhao Yun, were all stunned when they saw this minotaur, and I actually knew this minotaur, which made them open their mouths wide and speechless.

"I've been in this forest for more than a hundred years." The minotaur walked up to me, squatted down, and looked at me with a grin: "It's really exciting to be able to meet an old acquaintance from hundreds of years ago." ”

Hearing what the minotaur said, the pig killer fell to the ground with a clatter, and some people even exclaimed in a low voice, is there any more powerful gossip than this for an old acquaintance hundreds of years ago?

After a few idle words, I asked, "I said Brother Niu, your breath is very fresh, are you still using the toothbrush I made for you?" ”

"It's been more than 300 years, brother, your toothbrush has long been rotten, and I have replaced dozens of them myself!" Brother Niu smiled.

"Now it's hot and cold, sweet and sour, you can eat it if you want, right? I'll just say why there is no beast in this forest, with your brother Niu here, which beast dares to come in? Ha ha. After laughing twice, I turned to ask curiously, "By the way, what are you doing in this ghost forest?" ”

"Alas, the child has no mother, it's a long story." The Minotaur immediately poured bitter water on me.

After the Minotaur separated from us in Ganquan Mountain, he flew around the world as his home, traveling around the scenery while cultivating, and his life was also happy. When it came to the forest, it found another minotaur here, and it was a woman.

Now Brother Niu is excited, God is pitiful, he finally found the same kind, and he is a woman, so he doesn't have to take care of it anymore, and immediately confessed to the cow girl, this cow girl was also very moved, and then rejected him, saying that he was machismo, and he would not be happy with him.

Brother Niu was suddenly furious, so he used his mana to seal the entire forest, not letting Niu Mei go out or letting others in, so as to force Niu Mei to comply, but Niu Mei was really stubborn, and she carried Niu Ge for more than 100 years, but she didn't bow her head.

"Brother Niu, you are really in love." I gave a heartfelt thumbs up.

Next to it, there was also a sigh from the members of the pig killing team:

"This deep affection is simply touching the heavens and the earth, and the mountains and rivers are exhausted."

"If you were someone else, you would have already held hands side by side, Brother Niu is really persistent."

"I finally understand why there is a cow character underneath, the ancients are honest and I don't deceive."

"That cow girl is also quite awesome, and she hasn't been shaken for more than a hundred years."

"Nonsense, people must have a......"

……

Brother Niu glared at the members of the pig killing team, and then looked at me eagerly: "Don't say these useless, think of a way for me, Brother Niu is already urgent now." ”

"Brother Niu, I can't do anything about this." I scratched my scalp: "Your cow's world is completely different from our people's world." ”

"You mean you won't help?" The minotaur stood up and snorted coldly, "If you don't help, I'll lock you up in this forest." ”

Grass, I thought that I could quickly leave this ghost place when I met an acquaintance, but I didn't expect an acquaintance to play a scoundrel, which was even more exaggerated than a stranger.

There's no way, I can't beat him, I can only help him think of countermeasures.

After asking about the relevant situation, everyone offered suggestions, and after a while of gossiping, they got a number of first drafts, and then after screening, three plans were finally determined, and the next step was implementation.

There is a small lake in the forest, and the green grass on the shore of the lake is dotted with colorful flowers, although it cannot be named, but it is extremely beautiful, and the wooden house of the cow girl is on the meadow by the lake.

I held a kitchen knife in my right hand and a mountain and river sun and moon knife in my left hand, and walked towards the wooden house slowly, followed by Xie Xun and Huang Xiaoming.

The first plan is to save the beauty of the hero, the three villains go to Niu Meizi's room to bully her, and then Niu Ge falls from the sky and makes his debut...... This kind of villain role Zhao Yun is not suitable, as far as his handsome face is concerned, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a positive character, and Xie Xun and Huang Xiaoming both have beards and beards, coupled with a bright bald head, it is difficult not to be a villain.

When I got to the hut, I shouted, "Hey, is anyone there?" ”

Huang Xiaoming reminded in a low voice: "Boss, should you shout that there is a cow at home." ”

Just as he was about to rebuke him, the door of the hut opened, and a petite and delicate minotaur stepped out.

said that she is petite and exquisite, that is relative to Brother Niu, no matter how petite she is, she is also three meters five or six tall, and she is also a bull-headed human body, compared with Brother Niu, she has no wings behind her, which is why Brother Niu was able to imprison her in this forest.

It can be seen that she is a relatively hygienic cow, her body is cleaned up, and even a red flower is pinned to her ear.

Looking at us, Niu Meizi looked confused: "Who are you?" ”

"One, two, three! Ready, sing! I roared, and then the three of them tore their throats and shouted, "We are vermin, we are vermin......"

"What the hell are you trying to do?" Niu Meizi frowned, and her voice was a little disgusted.

"Hand over what you're worthy!" I put the kitchen knife in my hand and the mountain and river sun and moon knife in the air, and wanted to have a dismount with her, but unexpectedly, my kitchen knife was too sharp, and I actually cut the mountain and river sun and moon knife into two.

The pain in my heart, I never felt so heartache when my beloved pencil case was flattened by a big fat girl at the same table. This is not an ordinary knife, but a magic weapon, and it was actually cut off like this.

was depressed, but on the surface, he still had to pretend not to care, and said viciously: "See? If you are long-winded, you will end up with the same knife as this knife, broken in two. ”

Xie Xun shouted loudly: "Quickly hand over the valuable things." ”

As I spoke, both of them took a few steps back, far away from me. I told them that when I put the peacock feather, it was at least five meters away from me.

Huang Xiaoming also shouted: "Also, you have to take off your clothes!" ”

Niu Meizi was furious, and rushed forward, about to do something with us.

How dare I let her do it first, she is the same kind as Brother Niu, even if she is not as powerful as Brother Niu, her skills are far beyond our reach. Immediately touched out the peacock feather, and sprayed a white mist at the cow girl, and in an instant, the cow girl was fixed in place by me and couldn't move.

"Cow Mimi, there are a lot of cow Mimi, just like flowers blooming in the spring breeze." I grinned and sang.

"Hahaha, I'm going to catch Niu Mimi today!" Xie Xun and the others laughed, their fingers kept curling, and they stepped forward with obscene faces.

At this time, it was time for Brother Niu to play, and I coughed hard.

"Brute, let go of that cow girl!" There was an angry voice from the sky, and then Brother Niu descended from the sky.

In order to increase the effect of his appearance, we specially painted his wings with the juice of flowers to make him look bloody, and his face was even more blue and swollen, and his whole body was ragged, as if he had just fought three hundred rounds with someone.

"Even if you lay down the sea of sword immortals, you can't stop my determination to rescue Niu Meizi!" Brother Niu said impassionedly.

Well, it's not bad overall, and the expression is relatively in place, but the lines are not clear, what is the sword fairy fire sea? Fairy your sister. R1058