"Yo ho, so many masters outside have been rushed over by you?" I smirked and said, "In that case, then don't blame me for being rude!" Come! ”

Xie Xun and Huang Xiaoming both shouted, their faces were hideous: "Here!" ”

I have to say that the performances of several of us are much more natural than Brother Niu.

"the guys! When I overturn this cow, you will cut the whip!" "I pretend to make all kinds of gestures and make corresponding sounds in my mouth to add special effects.

"Yes!" Xie Xun and the others both brandished the machetes in their hands, and their eyes couldn't help glancing at Brother Niu's crotch.

"For the sake of the cow girl, I'm not afraid of anything!" Brother Niu shouted and rushed towards me.

I pointed at Brother Niu's chest, and the sound of biu~biu came out of my mouth, and Brother Niu immediately rolled to the ground, holding his stomach and rolling.

Suddenly scolded in my heart, grass, Lao Tzu obviously refers to your chest, you cover your hairy belly? Coughing vigorously, I walked up to Brother Niu with a kitchen knife and pointed to his head: "I don't see any show of affection the most, if you go and beat that cow girl now, I will spare you!" ”

"Cow girl is more important than my life, I will never hurt her hair!" Brother Niu said loudly.

"Really?" I smirked and slashed at Brother Niu's shoulder.

"Ahh

"To go or not?" I snapped.

"Don't go!" Brother Niu hissed and roared.

I slashed him in the stomach again and yelled, "To go? ”

"Don't go!"

"I still don't believe that I can't clean you up!" I stabbed left and right, and soon Brother Niu was cut into a blur of flesh and blood by me, and finally, I put away the knife and sighed: "What a lover, seeing that you are so infatuated, I will spare you this time." ”

After speaking, with a wave of his hand, he took Xie Xun and the two of them left the lakeside, and the rest of the matter was to see if Brother Niu could impress Niu Meizi, if Niu Meizi was moved, as long as the body was lifted, she would naturally help Niu Ge heal.

"Boss, are you sure you won't kill the minotaur with such a cut?" Halfway through, Xie Xun asked curiously.

"Although those wounds look shocking, they are actually some skin injuries, plus a little blinding, which is so exaggerated." I replied with a smile.

"Now that Brother Niu is not here, let's take the opportunity to run away, shall we?" Huang Xiaoming built yì.

This really made my heart move, and after thinking about it, I still gave up: "Don't be funny, he is skilled in Taoism and strong in martial arts, and when the time comes, he will catch up, but no one is his opponent." ”

returned to the same place and waited for almost two hours, and Brother Niu flew back like an arrow.

"Did you succeed?" I asked with a smile.

"Get a hair!" Brother Niu's face was angry: "She actually laughed at me, saying that I couldn't even win a few robbers, how could I protect her for a lifetime at my level?" ”

"Tsk, don't you get anything at all?" I asked, surprised.

"Yes!" Brother Niu cried and said, "She spit on me!" ”

"Damn, I don't believe I can't clean her up." Hearing this, I also gritted my teeth: "Brother Niu, don't be discouraged, let's implement the second set of plans - the three waves of mantras." ”

What is the so-called three waves mantra, that is, the wave - the man, the wave - the fee, the wave - the call.

Two hours later, our group lurked to the lake, and we helpers each found a big tree to climb up, and Brother Niu stood alone in front of the wooden house.

I made an OK gesture at Brother Niu, Brother Niu looked at me dumbfounded, I didn't know what I meant, and suddenly remembered that this gesture was not popular at all in the Three Kingdoms era, so I quickly squeezed my fist at him, and then pointed to Sister Niu's wooden house.

Seeing this, Brother Niu sang affectionately: "On the mountain where the horse is running, a slippery cloud, the end is shining, the cow sister's slippery home, the moon is crooked, and the cow sister's slippery home." The girl of the Niu family, the talent is good, the big brother of the Niu family, she is in love with her, the moon is crooked, and she is in love with her. ”

When the second time she sang, the door of the wooden house opened, and Niu Meizi walked out with an expressionless face, pointing to Niu Ge and saying; "What the hell do you want?"

"There is one sentence, I must tell you loudly." Brother Niu showed an extremely resolute look on his face.

"I warn you, don't say those crazy things!" Niu Meizi frowned, as if she knew what Brother Niu wanted to say.

Brother Niu didn't care about it, and shouted loudly: "I-love-you-"

It was at this time that I took the lead in throwing the petals of the flowers I picked nearby directly into the lake, and at the same time, Zhao Yun and the others also threw the petals of flowers in their hands on the top of the lake, and in an instant, the top of the lake was full of petals of various colors.

With such a romantic flower offensive, I don't believe it can't move you.

"Ahh

Intrigued, right? Intrigued, right? A picture appeared in front of my eyes, Niu Mei ran forward, in slow motion, I could see Niu Meizi's face full of tears, and finally rushed to Niu Ge, threw herself into his arms, hugged Niu Ge and cried silently, and finally all kinds of snaps.

The story really developed according to the plot I set, Niu Meizi's eyes were full of tears, and she looked very excited, and suddenly ran towards Brother Niu, Brother Niu saw this, stretched out his arms to greet Niu Meizi, and in his busy schedule, he also winked at me, which meant that we should leave quickly, and the next shot was inappropriate for children.

"Smack!"

Niu Mei slapped Brother Niu in the face, smashing the picture set in my mind into pieces.

This time, we are all dumbfounded, mom, why doesn't this cow girl play cards according to the routine?

"The flowers I worked so hard to plant, you are so wasted?" Niu Meizi was so angry that her front body trembled, pointed at Brother Niu's nose and said angrily: "You get out of here, I don't want to see you again!" ”

The group immediately hugged their heads and ran away.

The second package also failed.

Then there is only one last set of plans, which is to cook raw rice and mature rice.

"After I fix her later, you rush up and directly fork the circle, if it doesn't work once, come a few more times, until she is pregnant!" I gritted my teeth.

Brother Niu scratched his scalp and looked embarrassed: "If I could be rough, I would have been rough a long time ago, and she is not my opponent, I want to forcibly fork and circle, can she resist?" The problem is, I really love her. ”

"I love your mom so much!" I scolded angrily, Lao Tzu was still in a hurry to save Han Fu, I was bound by you in this forest, and I already had a belly of fire.

Brother Niu suddenly squinted at me, and the threat in his eyes was self-evident.

"How much money is a pound of true love? You've been in love with her for so long, and what have you gotten in return? I also let go of it, and said loudly: "I'll tell you the truth, you follow her in everything, and this can only be a spare tire, a man should be domineering, if he likes it, he will go to her, if he doesn't want to, he will be raped, it's a big deal to be scolded by her, and you are scolded by her less?" Besides, you can't even stand being scolded, and you still talk about true love. ”

Brother Niu was stunned, scratching his scalp, as if he didn't know how to refute me.

Seeing this, I patted him on the knee and comforted, "Have you ever heard of a long-term relationship? As long as you persist in raping her, one day, she will have feelings for you. ”

Hearing this, Zhao Yun and the others looked at me with wide eyes, such an unobtrusive remark, presumably it was the first time they had heard of it.

Brother Niu gritted his teeth: "Okay, I'll let it go too, I'm going to rape her!" ”

"That's right!" I laughed.

The group walked to the lake, and Brother Niu was still a little cowering, and we stepped forward to encourage us.

"Brother Niu, you can do it!" This is the encouragement of ordinary youth.

"Brother Niu's sword is not old, and the golden gun will not fall!" This is the encouragement of literary and artistic youth.

"Brother Niu, if you need help squeaking, let's come in and cheer!" This is the encouragement of the young people of Erbi.

"There are no ploughed fields, only tired oxen...... Hey, who's pinching me? ”

……

Brother Niu's eyes showed incomparable determination, rushed to the door of the wooden house, and kicked the door of the wooden house open with a bang, and then, the exclamation of Niu Meizi came from the room: "What are you going to do?" ”

"Yes!" Brother Niu replied viciously.

Then, there were struggles, roars, and screams from inside, and a minute later, Brother Niu walked out with his head down, and the sobbing sound of Niu Meizi came from the room.

That's it? I paused for a moment, and then comforted: "I'm too excited for the first time, I may not be able to control myself, it's okay, I'll do it again later." ”

Brother Niu shook his head dejectedly: "Forget it, I still can't do it." ”

Hearing this, I shrugged my shoulders and spread my hands: "Brother Niu, since this is the case, I can't help it." ”

Brother Niu smiled bitterly: "Anyway, you can be regarded as helping me, I have received this love, what do you need my help with?" ”

I looked at the big wings behind him: "I wonder if you can bring the thirteen of us to Jizhou?" ”

Brother Niu looked at such a large group of us, frowned and thought for a while: "It's a little choking, but it's pointless to stay here any longer, I'll give you a ride." ”

After speaking, he squatted on the ground and asked our group of people to climb on his back, just as we all squeezed up and he was about to take off, Niu Meizi rushed out of the wooden house, pointed at Brother Niu and said sharply: "You want to leave?" ”

Brother Niu was a little surprised: "Since you don't like me, it's not interesting for me to stay here." ”

The cow girl cried loudly: "How do you know I don't like you?" ”

Hearing this, not only Brother Niu was stunned, but we were even more dumbfounded.

Did you hear that right? Niu Mei actually said that she likes Brother Niu?

After a while, Brother Niu ate and said, "Then why did you refuse me?" ”

"You stinky men, you will fly away when you succeed, do I dare to promise you?" The cow girl cried and said.

Brother Niu's whole body was agitated, and he suddenly flapped his wings and soared into the air.

"Don't leave me! You give me back! I love you! There was a cow girl's neigh cry below.

Brother Niu flapped his wings hard and fled without looking back.

Seeing this, I was also a little puzzled: "Brother Niu, why don't you go down." Even if you want to send us to Jizhou, you are not busy for a while, you can go down and send us again. ”

Brother Niu smiled: "She has been molesting me for more than a hundred years, why should I pay her back once, let her cry for a while, there is no sourness of separation, how can there be happiness of reunion?" ”

Why don't you write poetry? R1058