Chapter 234: Real Drama and Fake Drama? Fake drama is really done
Love is a monster that keeps its head in the bottom of its heart, and once the floodgates of its imprisonment are opened, it can only be subdued by Ultraman, and it has never been realistic to expect it to return to the cage on its own.
Wu An always thought that he could do it, thinking that as long as he calmed down, he could continue to be friends with Li Mengnan as before.
But she found out that she was wrong, quite wrong.
When you hate someone, you see only their shortcomings, but when you like someone, you only have their strengths in your eyes.
Wu Ansu found that she couldn't always hate Li Mengnan like before, she didn't care about the only shortcomings of this guy at all, and the remaining advantages were actually so dazzling, like fireflies flying in the night, showing its strong sense of existence all the time.
How much she hopes that this is not a rehearsal to hide people's ears at the moment, how much she hopes that this bouquet of roses is not a prop used to help her enter the play, how much she hopes that Li Mengnan, a bastard, really says that she likes herself.
But she knew that this qiē was all fake.
"Sister Su? Or...... Forget it. ”
Li Mengnan is not a fool, he can naturally see that Wu Ansu's feelings are a little out of control, and his idea is also for Wu Ansu's face, wanting to minimize the impact of this misunderstanding, but he doesn't want Wu Ansu to be too uncomfortable because of this.
"It's okay...... Don't think of me as one of those little girls in your school, I'm an adult, and I can afford to put it down. Wu Ansu secretly wiped the corners of his eyes and said stiffly.
Where can Li Mengnan not see her little action, and said in his heart, are you still an adult? But come on, you're not as good as those girls in our school in terms of feelings, at least people won't lie in the pit they dug and refuse to come out because of a failed confession......
But after all, he is the initiator of the whole thing, and he is not as heartless as he used to complain in person, so he has to "pretend to be stupid" again**.
The old man is right, the highest state of life is really "rare and confused".
"Sister Su, why don't I teach you a method." Li Mengnan said suddenly.
"How?" Wu Ansu was stunned.
"Actually, to put it bluntly, your current psychological obstacle is that you keep telling yourself that the two of us are not really dating, just making a show for others...... So the interaction between the two of us, even if it is ordinary, will be subconsciously resisted by your heart. ”
Although Li Mengnan is not a love expert like Liang Sanbo, if he does psychological analysis from the perspective of a bystander, he is still very good at it.
"Yes...... Is that so? After all, Wu Ansu has never experienced this kind of thing before, Li Mengnan is her first love in the true sense, and she has no experience in love at all.
"Come on, Sister Su." Li Mengnan put the rose on the back seat and stretched out his hand to Wu Ansu, "Give me your hand." ”
Wu Ansu didn't know what Li Mengnan was going to do, so he put his hand in Li Mengnan's hand with a suspicious face.
Wu Ansu stretched out his right hand, and Li Mengnan also stretched out his right hand, facing each other, and grabbed Wu Ansu's hand in a posture like a normal handshake.
"Sister Su, do you feel it?"
"What does it feel?" Wu Ansu said inexplicably.
Li Mengnan suddenly changed to his left hand and held Wu Ansu's hand with his backhand, Wu Ansu couldn't help but turn red, and tried to retract his hand like an electric shock, but was firmly grasped by Li Mengnan.
"See? It is also the contact of the palm, but the feeling of the forward grip and the reverse grip is different, which is the power of psychological suggestion......"
Li Mengnan was very glad that Wu Ansu was sensitive, if he had changed his nerves, he really wouldn't have been able to get such an obvious demonstration effect.
"Actually, there is no difference in essence between these two grips, but it is only because you set them up in your mind as two different attributes, 'social etiquette' and 'private contact', that they will cause two diametrically opposed reactions."
Wu Ansu couldn't help but look at his hands in surprise, as if it was really what Li Mengnan said.
"So, in other words, as long as you don't keep thinking that we are pretending to be dating, just as you and I have changed our names, and the rest of us will go with the flow, and that psychological barrier will disappear."
Wu Ansu adjusted his mentality as much as Li Mengnan said, and sure enough, if he didn't think about the deep meaning behind what the two of them were doing now, the strong rejection reaction in his heart immediately weakened a lot.
Forget it, let's just play a childish game with Li Mengnan.
After a few more rehearsals in the car, although Wu Ansu is still not very suitable for this kind of intimacy like a real lover, he is also much stronger than just now, at least in the eyes of outsiders, it can already be understood as the shyness of a girl who fell in love for the first time.
Subsequently, Wu Ansu, accompanied by Li Mengnan, returned to the police station with the bouquet of roses on his face and blushing, which immediately caused a sensation in the whole world.
This is the first time that Wu Ansu has admitted his boyfriend in the real sense, and the entire police station, whether new or old, whether male or female, whether they have a job in their hands or not, have come to see with their own eyes which god has taken away the heart of the "first police flower" in the police station, and the lively Cheng dù is comparable to the panda pavilion in the National Day Zoo.
Li Mengnan is not old, but he is not tender, although he is six years different from Wu Ansu, he is a good match just from the appearance.
The only regret is that Wu Ansu's stature is a bit tall, three centimeters taller than Li Mengnan, but fortunately, this slight height difference is not very obvious, and it will be harmonious if he adjusts his standing posture slightly.
As the "dream lover" of the vast majority of male police officers in the police station, the news that Wu An is famous and famous naturally shattered the illusions of countless single men, especially Li Mengnan's unsightly appearance, which made countless people beat their chests, scolded God's injustice, and complained about the blindness of the goddess.
However, most people still reciprocate the "relationship" of the two with good wishes.
Especially many elderly police officers, most of them grew up watching Wu Ansu, treat her like their own children, and sincerely hope that she can find a good home.
Although Li Mengnan is not a rich and handsome person with superior conditions, he at least looks honest, which is quite important in the eyes of these uncles and aunts who have long realized the true meaning of life, so his attitude towards Li Mengnan is far friendlier than that of those young police officers who only know how to judge people by their appearance.
Although Wu Ansu doesn't have any girlfriends and friends, he still has a few colleagues in the police station who can talk to him, these people are basically some little policewomen who have just joined the work, and they are all the kind of characters who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic.
There seems to be a similar tradition at university where if a boy makes a successful confession, he treats everyone in his girlfriend's dorm room to dinner.
It is said that this is done on the one hand to thank the friends who sleep with him for taking care of his girlfriend on weekdays, and on the other hand, it is also to use this meal to buy these girls, even if he will not help say good things in front of his girlfriend in the future, at least he can ensure that he will not fall into the ground.
Seeing that her little sister was so tormented, Wu Ansu subconsciously wanted to help Li Mengnan relieve the siege, and said that Li Mengnan still had something to do, and she would invite her alone another day, but she didn't want Li Mengnan to agree with a nonchalant attitude.
Several little policewomen who had already gotten off work happily went to the lounge to change into civilian clothes, Wu Ansu pulled Li Mengnan to a place where no one was, and complained: "Li Mengnan, let's just pretend to be a couple, and you still invite them to dinner?" ”
"Sister Su, even if it's a play, you have to do a full set! This kind of dinner is a tradition, if I don't invite you, you will be annoyed in the future, and your little sisters may not know why they say bad things about me every day! Just spend money to buy a quiet ear......"
Inviting these little policewomen is secondary, mainly Li Mengnan also wants to take this opportunity to invite Wu Ansu to have a meal and express his gratitude to her for taking care of her in many ways, saying that the two have known each other for so long, he has not officially invited Wu Ansu to a meal.
These noisy little policewomen should be accompanied...... A group of active police officers accompany the drinking girl, and ordinary people can't invite them for money.
Leaving the police station, a group of more than a dozen people went straight to a nearby hot pot city.
After three glasses of wine, these little policewomen, who were still a little shy, opened the conversation one after another, chattering about the acquaintance and love process of Li Mengnan and Wu Ansu.
Wu Ansu had never been in love before, how could he have seen this kind of posture, and he couldn't say why he had come up for a long time, and this group of little policewomen couldn't squeeze out any big gossip, so they turned their guns and launched an offensive against Li Mengnan.
"Brother-in-law, Sister Ansu is embarrassed to say, but you can tell us how you two are so good? Do you know that you picked the most beautiful flower in our police station, and I guess there will be many people in our bureau who will go home and cry with the quilt tonight......"
Li Mengnan is a crazy person, and the last thing he is afraid of is being set on fire, seeing that this group of little policewomen obviously intends to attack him, he immediately counterattacked: "I said a few of you, brother-in-law is brother-in-law, why do you have to bring a small word?" Where am I small? ”
The happiest thing was the round-faced little policewoman who had reprimanded Li Mengnan before, and at this moment she slapped the table and said: "Don't forget what we do, since beating you and Sister An Su, we have already checked your household registration information!" Don't think we don't know that you're only 20 years old, no matter who we are here is older than you, for the sake of Sister Ansu's face, we call you 'Brother-in-law', don't be dissatisfied! ”
"It's different!" Li Mengnan also got up from the case, poured down a glass of beer, wiped his mouth and said: "You call me 'brother-in-law', the subtext is to remind our family Susu that she is older than me...... I was not born, I was old, how many regrets are contained in this sentence, can you understand? Age is not something I can choose, I am at least glad that Su Su and I are people of the same era, even if they are six years apart, they don't have to bear the pressure of the world to be reluctantly together.
And what's wrong with Susu being older than me? It has been scientifically proven that the average life expectancy of a woman is about 5 years longer than that of a man, and although my life cannot start with Susu, I can at least accompany her to the end, right? ”
Li Mengnan is also used to talking to people on the Internet, and a reasonable rebuttal comes as soon as he opens his mouth, plus he drinks some wine, and the cerebral cortex is in a state of mild excitement, completely ignoring the consequences of saying this.
The yearning for love is the theme of a woman's lifelong pursuit, and this group of little policewomen is also at the age of love, most of them have talked about their boyfriends, and they have heard a lot of sweet words before and after the moon, but no one can say such a bland but touching thing as Li Mengnan.
Almost instantly, the whole table fell silent, and the ** little girls looked at Wu Ansu with tears in their eyes, and their faces were full of complicated envy.
"Sister Ansu, look how good your brother-in-law is to you! I really envy you! ”
"It's just that the wood in our house can't say such things, and I know to ask what I want to eat all day long......"
"Even if I can't start with you, at least I have to accompany you to the end...... This is more touching than any mountain alliance and sea vow, I am going to cry, no, I have to write down this sentence, go back and let my boyfriend take a good look, what is true love! ”
"Brother-in-law, I was wrong, I will never call you brother-in-law again in the future...... Sister Ansu, I really envy you, it's rare to see a good man like your brother-in-law now, you can also control your temper in the future, don't bully your brother-in-law, otherwise I won't help my relatives. ”
"Yo, isn't this a mutiny? Do you want to help your relatives? I think it's your little hooves who are moved by the spring, and you have fallen in love with our Sister Ansu's boyfriend, right? ”
"What's the matter? What's the matter! One or two of you have boyfriends sweetly, I don't have anything to think about and break the law? ”
Wu Ansu was also poured a lot of wine by this group of little sisters at the moment, his head was a little dizzy, and the whole person unconsciously leaned on Li Mengnan's body, looking at Li Mengnan's ordinary but attractive face with a blurred eyes.
Even if you can't start together, you want to go to the end together...... Isn't this your ideal love? It's surprising that this bastard, who usually doesn't look serious, can still say such philosophical things.
It turns out that this is the feeling of being in love, someone to protect, someone to rely on, really reassuring and happy......
It's a pity that this is all fake, and the happiness in front of you is just a beautiful dream, and the dream will always wake up, and then this happiness will no longer belong to you.
In that case, then cherish this dream, and it is better to let it never wake up.
"Come, it's rare to be happy today, our sisters won't go home if they don't get drunk!"
With the strength of the wine, Wu Ansu's courage was also released, regardless of whether it was real or fake, since he had already played, he simply had a good time!
Looking at Wu Ansu's posture, Li Mengnan was suddenly a little dumbfounded, this stupid girl is obviously playing a high rhythm.
"Susu, you've drunk a lot, don't drink this cup." Li Mengnan couldn't help but say that he snatched the wine glass from Wu Ansu's hand, he didn't want to send a drunk home in the end.
"Brother-in-law, it's not right for you to do this! Just have fun! We all drank it, Sister Ansu wouldn't be too faceless if she didn't drink it, right? "Several drunken little policewomen obviously don't intend to let Wu Ansu go.
"Forget it, don't pour her a few of you, I'll drink this cup for her." Li Mengnan picked up his glass and took a sip of the beer inside.
Seeing this, the round-faced little policewoman immediately encouraged: "Sister Ansu, you see how much your brother-in-law loves you, take the initiative to help you block the wine, and don't reward one?" ”
The other little policewomen also knew the meaning when they heard the song, and immediately slapped the table and knocked on the bowl and coaxed: "Sister Ansu, kiss him!" Kiss him! ”
Maybe it was because of the strength of the wine, or maybe it was because of the excitement of his sisters, Wu Ansu didn't know where he got the courage, got up and hugged Li Mengnan, and bowed his head and kissed him without hesitation.
"Hmm?"
Li Mengnan suddenly found that what should have been an ordinary meal was obviously out of control by this group of little policewomen who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic.
Wu Ansu was actually kissing him? Oh, my God! This violent woman would actually take the initiative to kiss him? The next part of the bridge should not be a slap in the face, right?
Well, this one should be prepared in advance so as not to be caught off guard.
But then again, although it has the strange smell of a little beer mixed with spicy hot pot, Wu Ansu's lips are really soft, although they are not as smooth as QQ candy like Minnie Mouse, but they also have a unique taste, which feels pretty good.
Li Mengnan is not the kind of innocent teenager who will be overwhelmed by a sudden kiss, the other party has already started, what is he polite?
He immediately twisted his arms and took Wu Ansu, who was originally standing, in his arms, turned passive into active, and buried his head in the dark and kissed.
Wu Ansu was originally only drunk for seven points, but this kiss made her completely drunk, not only physically drunk, but also mentally drunk.
She didn't want to think about whether the two of them were just playing, no matter what Li Mengnan was, she just wanted to continue this good feeling at the moment, so she responded even more fiercely, not at all like her usual character that no one approaches, and even the little policewomen who were coaxing were dumbfounded.
Originally, some people were somewhat skeptical about the speed-dating relationship between the two without warning, but there was no doubt when they saw the picture at this moment.
They don't know Li Mengnan, but Wu Ansu and they know very well, if she didn't really fall in love with a man, she would never have made such a crazy move.
The next development can be said to be natural, but it is also completely out of the original prediction.
After the kiss that was not planned at all, Wu Ansu seemed to have become the best actor, and the whole person was completely involved in the play.
Holding Li Mengnan's arm, he was picking up vegetables and wiping his mouth, completely acting like a real girlfriend, seeing Li Mengnan sweating coldly, I don't know whether this Wu Ansu was too involved in acting, or drunk and completely forgot that the two were just pretending to be a couple.
After eating a meal for almost two hours, after being full of wine and food, several drunken little policewomen staggered and helped each other to leave one after another.
Li Mengnan went to the bar to settle the bill, but when he returned, he found that Wu Ansu, who was still giggling and laughing just now, actually fell asleep on the long soft chair in the hot pot city at some point.