Chapter 233: Armed Police Officer, Let's Pretend to Be Real
I saw that this thing's face was ruddy, "Li Mengnan!" I'll kill you! You give me death now! β
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The next plot development is very stylized.
As a party to the case, Li Mengnan was taken back to the police station to make a record of the case, and in front of the testimony of Wu Ansu and the old owner of the gold shop, as well as a large number of evidence from the surveillance footage, no one embarrassed him, just a routine process.
The identities of the three robbers were also found out, these three people were originally migrant workers in a certain place in Guangdong Province, because they were repeatedly owed wages by the contract foreman, they slaughtered the contract foreman's family of six in a fit of rage, and then killed three more people on the way to the north, and were listed as A-level wanted criminals by the police on the Internet.
Before the police arrived, the three robbers had already lost their breath, and the results of the autopsy were unexplained internal bleeding.
Although no one can understand the cause of death of these three robbers, no one has investigated it deeply, after all, these three people are extremely vicious felons, and Li Mengnan is in a state of being hijacked, no matter how much he resists, he will not be judged as overly defensive.
It is worth mentioning that these three wanted criminals were wanted by the Guangdong Provincial Police, and each of them had a reward of 50,000 yuan, although they were not captured alive, but the dead were equally valid, which means that Li Mengnan got a bounty of 150,000 yuan with a blank.
There is still no tax.
It's a pity that the odds of meeting a wanted criminal out of thin air are not much higher than winning the jackpot in a lottery ticket, otherwise it would be a good project to make a fortune by doing such a ticket every once in a while.
Originally, there should have been an award for righteousness and courage for good citizens, but Li Mengnan didn't care about the useless pennant, and simply gave all the credit for the arrest of the three robbers to all the police officers who went to the police this time.
If you eat meat yourself, you have to leave some soup for others, right? In any case, these policemen have no merit and hard work, and they can't let their families run for nothing.
The merit is of little use to Li Mengnan, but the police personnel can all point to this thing for promotion and salary increase, three wanted criminals with guns are enough to mix up a collective third-class merit, and this is a qualified qualification in the future.
Seeing Li Mengnan so good, he couldn't help but make the police officers have a good impression of him, not only did all kinds of special affairs have a green light, but his team leader patted his chest and promised that he would do his best to help Li Mengnan get this bounty, and would report to the bureau to apply for another sum of money as an additional reward.
"Beauty, have you seen your armed police officer?"
Coming out of the record room, Li Mengnan probed his brain and searched along the corridor of the police station for a long time, but he didn't see Wu Ansu, so he couldn't help but pull a little policewoman who didn't look much older than him and asked.
This little policewoman is one of the police officers this time, so she also knows Li Mengnan, and when she saw him ask about Wu Ansu, she couldn't help but glance at him, and said angrily: "Are you embarrassed to ask us Sister Ansu?" What do you see? Sister An Su confessed to you in front of so many people in the team, and you actually asked her where to learn excavators? That is to say, the police force is disciplined, and Sister An Su is not good at beating you in front of so many people...... Hmph, if it were me, I would just drive the excavator to dig a pit and bury you. β
"Uh...... It was all an accident, and I didn't expect it to happen. β
Rao is Li Mengnan is thick-skinned, and he was also taught a lesson by this sharp-toothed little policewoman.
This oolong is indeed a bit big, but the two usually pinch it as soon as they meet, how could he have thought that Wu Ansu could like him like this, and the taste of this stupid girl is too different.
"Okay, that's all it takes, and I won't say anything about you...... But if you are a man, hurry up and buy a bouquet of flowers, make amends with Sister An Su, be sincere, Sister An Su is a knife-mouthed tofu heart, and she likes you so much, as long as you say let her be your girlfriend, she will definitely forgive you. β
Li Mengnan also has a share in the credit given by this little policewoman, and she can't say too much about eating other people's shortest.
"Be a girlfriend? This...... Isn't that right? β
Li Mengnan felt more like a buddy who talked about Wu Ansu, and he really never considered the possibility of further development.
When the little policewoman heard this, she was immediately unhappy, and her face shook and said, "I said that you still have a conscience?" Our Sister An Su has confessed to you in front of so many people, if you don't agree, how can Sister An Su have the face to see people in the future? It's a joke in our police station! β
"But ......"
"But what is it? Do you have a girlfriend? β
"No ......"
"That's the end of it! You pat your conscience and say, what's wrong with our Sister Ansu? To have a figure, to have a good look, take off the police uniform and dress up casually, even those so-called supermodels have to kneel when they see it.
Look at you again...... I'm sorry, please forgive me for being upright, you look poor, you can be liked by our Sister Ansu, you can burn high incense and steal the fun! I don't know what Sister An Su thinks, if I change it, just like you, I have to consider it even as a spare tire, at most it is a jack, a temporary product when changing tires.
Sao Nian, be realistic, I know that you men are thinking about those so-called white rich and beautiful all day long, but you don't want to think about it, why do those soft girls who have money and are beautiful fall in love with you? Do you think you're Kim so-hyun and can eat with just one face? β
"I ......"
"What am I? There is time for this nonsense, so don't apologize quickly! Don't say I didn't remind you, there is a flower shop when you turn right out of the police station, buy roses, don't be afraid to spend money, the more the better, and I don't need to teach you what to do the rest, right? Don't go yet! gogogoοΌ β
Whenever Li Mengnan wanted to speak, he would be rudely interrupted by this fast-talking little policewoman, so that he almost didn't vomit blood.
However, although this little policewoman is a little suspicious of messing up the mandarin duck spectrum, there is a sentence that is reasonable, even if it is just a misunderstanding caused by a joke, but after all, things have been done a little too much, and she should really apologize to Wu Ansu.
Of course, forget it about buying flowers or something, although he likes Wu Ansu's stupid girl, but it is limited to the kind of liking between friends, he doesn't want to fake it because of an accidental misunderstanding, which is not only irresponsible for himself, but also irresponsible for Wu Ansu.
After many inquiries and inquiries, Li Mengnan finally found Wu Ansu.
It turned out that since she returned to the police station, she had been hiding in her own police car and did not come out.
The door was not locked, and Li Mengnan opened the door directly and sat in the co-pilot's seat.
Seeing that it was Li Mengnan, Wu Ansu didn't go crazy unusually, but still lying on the seat and looking at the roof of the shed in a daze, and said softly: "What are you doing here?" Can't get enough of my jokes? β
"Wu ...... Sister Su, I'm here to apologize to you. β
Li Mengnan subconsciously wanted to call him "armed police officer", but suddenly realized that everyone had confessed to him, and he was called so unfamiliar, which was a bit too ruthless, but the two were not really a couple after all, and the meaty title of "Susu" was really difficult to speak, so he had to change his name to an intimate and easy-to-accept title.
"You also know that I have nothing else wrong with this person, but I just have a cheap mouth, so I just want to scare you, how can I think you can ......"
"Needless to say, I know."
Li Mengnan's apology did not have the desired effect, but it was the voice of "Sister Su" that made Wu Ansu's face soothe slightly.
In fact, hiding in the police car for so long, Wu Ansu is not just sulking, she also thinks a lot.
It is true that Li Mengnan's joke is a bit immoral, but at least one thing cannot be denied, this misunderstanding made her really face up to her feelings for the first time in so many years.
Although it was a belated first love and a great failure, it at least proved that she was not unable to like someone, it was just that such a person had never appeared in her life all along.
And then again, if it weren't for this unexpected misunderstanding of the ghost, she would have to wait for this to realize this, I'm afraid she would have to wait for when.
Love is like doing business, you must be willing to fight and suffer, she has the right to confess, and the other party naturally has the right to refuse, which is understandable.
Is it not permissible for others to reject their confessions in public just because she is allowed to reject other people's courtship in public?
Wu Ansu's domineering is only tough and stubborn, not arrogant and unreasonable.
The little girl is like a vexatious fuss, she can't do it.
"Li Mengnan, what I said today...... You forget, we'll be friends in the future. β
Wu Ansu is not the kind of little girl who is out of love and wants to find death and life, although she is still sad in her heart, she feels that she should be able to afford to let go.
What's more, she can't even be considered a broken love, it's just a failure to confess...... What a big deal.
Bastard! Sure enough, I'm still unwilling! What's wrong with you? This bastard would even refuse a big beauty like himself sent to the door, what kind of thing did he want to find?
"Sister Su, what happened today...... I think I might be able to take care of it. Li Mengnan lowered his head and was silent for a moment, and suddenly said.
Wu Ansu couldn't help but tremble all over his body when he heard this, and said in his heart, could it be that this product has finally figured it out?
But her arrogant self-esteem did not allow her to forgive Li Mengnan so lightly, even if she was secretly happy in her heart, her face was still as cold as ice, and she said lightly: "Why bother? If you don't like it, you don't like it, I'm not the kind of Cheng DΓΉ who can't get married, and I don't need your Li Dashan's charity......"
According to Wu Ansu's thoughts, as long as Li Mengnan is willing to be cheeky and soft and hard to soak for a while as before, or even push her down and kiss her more directly, she will "reluctantly" expose this matter.
Anyway, they are all lovers who are going to date, so why do you have to grab each other's pigtails and not let go?
I didn't want her to misunderstand what Li Mengnan meant again, so I only heard Li Mengnan continue: "Sister Su, that's the case, today's incident is estimated to have been spread in your police station, if you go back directly like this, I'm afraid it will be inevitable that some gloating villains will point fingers behind your back and say something ugly."
I mean, since this misunderstanding has already happened, let's just fake it.
I first pretended to promise your confession, dated as a fake boyfriend for a while, and when the impact of this incident gradually faded, I was looking for an opportunity to announce the breakup in public.
Of course, let you kick me this time.
This not only blocked the mouths of those vicious villains, but also saved your face, Sister Su...... Sister Su, what do you think? β
If murder is not illegal, Wu Ansu really wants to take out a gun at this moment and beat the bastard next to him into a hornet's nest - he thought that he had figured out that he wanted to agree to a relationship between the two, and he came up with such a bad idea after a long time, which made him happy in vain.
is angry, but I have to admit that Li Mengnan's idea is indeed well-intentioned, and it is completely for her sake.
Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, although Wu Ansu thinks that his popularity is good, but after all, the name of "No. 1 Police Flower" is there, and it is inevitable that he will make a big splash, not to mention that many young policewomen who think that their appearance conditions are not worse than her look at her unpleasantly, and even among the male police officers in the bureau, there are many people who hack her.
There's nothing surprising about this, grapes that can't be eaten are definitely sour.
It is conceivable that if the failure of her confession falls into the ears of these people today, what kind of joy they will be (happy to hear, happy, celebrated, and run to tell each other), once all kinds of gossip spread, it may not necessarily evolve into many unbelievable versions in the end.
Although it is said that rumors stop at the wise, in this impetuous society where everyone takes pleasure in gossiping, who can calm down and think about the truth of something that has nothing to do with them?
Wu Ansu's greatest dream is to be a good policeman, but once her reputation is bad, her career will end here - no leader dares to take the risk of promoting a subordinate with a bad reputation, even if it is just a rumor.
In this analysis, in the case of not being able to really fall in love, the "real drama and fake play" proposed by Li Mengnan seems to be the most perfect solution at the moment.
"That'...... That's all I can do. β
After thinking about it, Wu Ansu could only nod in agreement, but in his heart, he felt more and more awkward and weird that this matter was unspeakably awkward and weird.
"It's not too early, let's go back now."
Wu Ansu was about to push the car door and get out of the car, but Li Mengnan leaned over and pressed the hand on the car door.
"Sister Su, it's not okay to go back like this, with your acting skills, you are not even as good as an extras for 50 yuan a day, it is estimated that you will be seen through as soon as you appear......" Li Mengnan unceremoniously pointed out the problems that Wu Ansu is currently facing.
"What then?" Wu Ansu has no choice, it's okay to let her catch a criminal, it's too embarrassing for her to show off her acting skills or something.
"Don't worry, I'll go find you a performance prop."
While speaking, Li Mengnan pushed the car door and ran out quickly, and about ten minutes later, he got into the car again out of breath, obviously running all the way back.
Wu Ansu saw that his hands were empty, and he couldn't help but wonder: "Li Mengnan, what kind of reputation are you doing?" What about props? β
"Sister Su, don't play like this! Details determine success or failure, do you understand? Let's pretend to be a couple now, you are a Li Mengnan, which couple calls each other's names like this? Let's go back later, I'll call you Su Su here, and Li Mengnan on your side, you can't hold any props......"
Wu Ansu thought about it like this, and asked Li Mengnan in embarrassment: "Then what do I call you?" β
"Based on my experience over the years, women in love like to give their boyfriends cute nicknames instead of names, such as you can call me Little Kiss, Little Baby, Little Liver......"
"Li Mengnan, do you know what no-zuo-no-die is?" Wu Ansu endured his nausea and narrowed his eyes.
"Uh...... Of course, this is generally the name of a soft girl, Sister Pixel, a powerful and majestic female paper like you, of course, can not be listed. β
Seeing that Wu Ansu was on the verge of going berserk, Li Mengnan quickly changed his words.
"Then I'll call you Monnan...... Bah! You goddamn shitty name! Why is it so awkward to remove the surname? Forget it, so be it. β
Wu Ansu had no better choice, this was already the only title she could accept.
"Okay, let's rehearse now...... I'll call you first, then you call me, and so on until we get used to each other. β
Wu Ansu nodded, signaling that she was ready.
"Susu."
"Blindfolding...... No, wait a minute, I'm a little nauseous. β
Although it seems easy to say, but when it comes to the actual practice, Wu Ansu found that it is not as simple as he imagined.
After all, the two are not really lovers, and just thinking about such an intimate title will give her goosebumps inexplicably, which is too numb.
"Sister Su, you don't bring such a pit teammate!"
"Okay, it's my fault this time...... Again! β
"Susu!"
"Blindfolding...... Poof! Hahaha-! β
"Laughing hair! What's so funny! Is it easy for me to brew a love affair with me? You have so little respect for the fruits of other people's labor! β
"Sorry, sorry! Let's do it again...... But I can't be blamed for that, why didn't I find your face so funny when you were serious? β
"I'm not talking about cross talk, why is it funny? No more rows! It's gone, it hurts my self-esteem! β
"Hey...... Don't! Come on, I promise not to laugh this time, it's really ......"
Wu Ansu patted his cheek, which was a little cramped with laughter, took a deep breath, adjusted his feelings slightly, and focused his gaze on Li Mengnan's eyebrows, so that he could try to ignore the expression on his face, so as not to laugh again.
"Susu."
"Blindfolding...... Monnan. β
Wu Ansu's cheeks were slightly hot, and thankfully, he finally took the difficult first step.
"I like you, although you are older than me, have a bad temper, and always use violence against me at every turn, but I just like you like this......"
Suddenly, countless fiery red petals swirled like a tornado in the empty hands on Li Mengnan's chest, and in the blink of an eye, dozens of delicate roses seemed to bloom layer by layer from the void, and then they were held in front of Wu Ansu's eyes.
"I ...... I don't line up ......."
Wu Ansu pushed away the roses and twisted her face to the side, she only felt that her heart was beating hard at the moment, her nose was sour, and her eyes seemed to have something wet about to fall off.