Chapter 82: Shen Kong's heart is plugged
Xiang Yu and Fan Zeng took a few generals and walked slowly towards the hall.
When I came to the hall, I saw that Wang Xiaoming's ladies were all panicked, but they didn't see Wang Xiaoming's people.
The corners of Xiang Yu's mouth moved.
Hey? Why are there two more beauties? Who are they?
Xiang Yu tried his best to keep his tone calm, and said to Qin Shuang, "Brother and sister, what about the third brother?" ”
Qin Shuang's face was nervous and said, "He, he's out......"
Xiang Yuyi frowned, "Went out?" Where did he go so late? ”
Qin Shuang couldn't answer, and asked rhetorically, "I don't know what happened when the second brother brought so many people here late at night?" ”
Now the matter is not clear, Xiang Yuzheng didn't know how to answer, Fan Zeng on the side said, "Well, that's the case, there is a demon in the city tonight, so far, more than sixty grandmothers have been defiled by him in two hours, and we are going door to door to check the color mill." ”
I'll you, please lie and talk a little more levelly!
Qin Shuang smiled awkwardly, "We don't have a color grind here, second brother can rest assured." ”
Xiang Yu said lightly, "Really?" ”
Suddenly, a puddle of blood on the ground aroused his suspicions, and little by little, the blood stains led to the bottom of the dining table in the middle of the room.
The faces of several beauties changed.
Xiang Yu's face was cold, and he slowly leaned towards the dining table.
When he came to the table, Xiang Yu saw a foot faintly exposed under the table, and Xiang Yu sneered.
"It seems that my brother and sister are not clean here."
Qin Shuang gritted her teeth and said, "What do you mean, second brother?" ”
Xiang Yu snorted coldly, "Because, there is an unsightly big mouse here!" ”
After saying that, kick the foot to the ground!
"Oops!" With a scream! A man covered in blood crawled out.
Wang Xiaoming?
Xiang Yu and the others were stunned!
I saw Wang Xiaoming spitting blood from his mouth, and as soon as he came out, he hid behind Xiang Yu, "Wow! Second brother, help! Help me! ”
I saw Huang Xiu'er swipe out the Yue Nu sword and pointed directly at Wang Xiaoming behind Xiang Yu, "You come over to me!" I'm going to kill you today! ”
Xiang Yu stood in the middle of the two people, dumbfounded all of a sudden, what the hell is going on?
Seeing Huang Xiu'er's sword dangling in front of his eyes, Xiang Yu was suddenly embarrassed, "Alas! Alas! Little third brother and sister! If you have something to say, it's good to say! You're holding your sword! Don't hurt anyone! ”
Huang Xiu'er burst into tears and cried, "Little third brother and sister? That's a nice name, I'm not married! ”
Fan Zeng hurriedly came over, "Miss Huang, don't be impulsive!" If you have something to say! Put your sword down first! ”
For a moment, everyone in the room was in a mess. Wang Xiaoming and Huang Xiuer circled around Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu's face was white and red, he didn't make a move, and he didn't make a move.
Everyone didn't know what to do.
Huang Xiuer wiped her tears and said, "He's a bastard, he's going to get married, and he went to the kiln today!" also brought back two and said that they would marry together! ……”
Huang Xiu'er's sword was pointed in front of Xiang Yu's nose.
Xiang Yu was shocked and said, "Oops! Third brother, this is your mistake! ……”
Wang Xiaoming said in horror while spinning, "I know it's wrong, lady, don't you want chicken jelly!" You've made me vomit blood......"
Huang Xiu'er said, "No! I'm going to kill you! ”
After speaking, he raised his sword and stabbed, Mom! Wang Xiaoming was frightened, and hurriedly ran behind Fan Zeng, and Fan Zeng's face turned green when he saw it.
Huang Xiu'er circled around Fan Zeng with him again.
Fan Zeng was old and had a bad heart, so he screamed, "Alas! Alas! Alas! We're here to catch the color grinding, you have to talk about your family affairs by yourself behind closed doors, let's go first, and there's business! ”
Wang Xiaoming grabbed Fan Zeng, "Father, don't go!" Please don't go! ”
Fan Zeng was bitter in his heart, and suddenly Ji preached "Oops! General Xiang, I just looked like an old lady in red was shouting for help ten kilometers away......"
I'll it! Ten kilometers? Are you when you are downwind ears? Also, you can even hear the color of your clothes! You're two!
However, several generals of Long Tho immediately said, "Yes, yes! I heard it too! ”
Xiang Yu was embarrassed: "Huh? "Yes.
Fan Zeng hurriedly said, "Yu'er! It seems that the color mill has been ten kilometers away, and if you don't chase it, I'm afraid that there will be another old lady who will be persecuted! Let's go! ”
After finishing speaking, he brushed off his coat and pulled out, Wang Xiaoming grabbed the coat in his hand and was dumbfounded.
Fan Zeng almost ran outside, just a few soldiers rushed in, "I heard the commotion inside just now, what happened?" ”
Xiang Yu snorted coldly: "It's a fart!" Hurry up, tell the brothers not to stay, hurry up! ”
I only heard Wang Xiaoming's miserable shout behind him: "Xiu'er! Calm down! I'll let you do the main room, okay! ”
Qin Shuang shouted, "Wang Xiaoming! Do you want to die! ”
Xiang Yu sighed, "Third brother! Take care of yourself, second brother will collect your body tomorrow......"
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Wait until all of Xiang Yu's people are withdrawn.
Wang Xiaoming didn't lift it up in one breath and collapsed to the ground.
Huang Xiu'er hurriedly helped him and said anxiously, "Xianggong!" What's wrong with you, Xianggong! ”
A trace of blood oozed from the corner of Wang Xiaoming's mouth, and he smiled miserably, "It's okay, it's okay......"
No way! It turned out to be acting! This acting is amazing!
Under the table, the dying Shen Kongkong crawled out, and when he came out, he bowed to Wang Xiaoming on the ground, "Brother Xiao Ming!" Served! I'm really convinced, and I will be your little brother sincerely in the future! ”
Huang Xiu'er was stunned, what's wrong with Shen Kongkong?
It turned out that Fang was under the table, Wang Xiaoming saw that Xiang Yu was suspicious of the blood on the ground, and knew that he couldn't fool himself without a little blood, so he actually injured his meridians and vomited blood......
Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth and said, "You are a cheat, if it weren't for you, would I be like this!" Xiu'er is my lady! It doesn't matter if I die, but I can't let her get hurt! ”
"Xianggong! Woo woo...... Huang Xiuer was moved and threw herself into Wang Xiaoming's arms, "I was wrong just now...... Whining...... I'm not jealous anymore, if you want to marry the two of them, just marry them...... Woohoo......"
Sweat! Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang looked embarrassed, he wanted to marry, but did he dare?
Wang Xiaoming patted Huang Xiu'er's fragrant shoulder, "Don't think about it, Xianggong is not Liu Xia Hui, oh...... Wrong, Xianggong is not Chen Shimei, not so attentive. ”
Huang Xiu'er let out a coquettish "um" and threw herself tighter in Wang Xiaoming's arms.
Shen Kongkong's heart, it was wow cool and wow cool, but there was no way, Wang Xiaoming saved his life, and he was in love with Huang Xiuer, what else could he do but have a heart jam.
Suddenly, Shen Kongkong said, "Alas! Brother Xiao Ming, do you know why I went to steal Xiang Yu tonight? ”
Wang Xiaoming glared: "It's not like you want to steal things to trap me again!" ”
Shen Kongkong smiled awkwardly, "Hehe...... That's right...... Alas! But although I didn't steal anything, I discovered a big secret of Xiang Yu! ”
Wang Xiaoming was stunned, "What a big secret!" ”
Shen Kongkong was just about to speak, but Qin Shuang hurriedly coughed dryly, "Ahem!" ”
Wang Xiaoming and Shen Kongkong instantly understood that Qi Ji and Bo Ji were not their own people......
Wang Xiaoming immediately said: "Cut!" Don't say it! I'm not interested. ”
Shen Kongkong looked at him coldly and said, "Cut!" I don't want to hear it! I don't want to talk about it yet! I'm injured and tonight I'm ......"
Wang Xiaoming said coldly: "Let's go to the firewood room and sleep!" ”
"You!"
"What? Not satisfied? I don't object to you going to the thatched house! I'm going to accompany my Xiu'er back to the room to heal, you can do it yourself! ”
After saying that, he hugged Huang Xiuer's fragrant shoulder, Huang Xiuer supported him with concern, and the two of them went back to the room.
Only Shen Kongkong was left lying in place, blood and tears falling together......
As soon as she returned to the room, Huang Xiuer immediately treated Wang Xiaoming's injuries, for fear that his injuries would worsen.
But as soon as Wang Xiaoming's injury was controlled, he began to be dishonest.
Entangled Huang Xiuer is hippie smiling face, up and down his hands, Huang Xiuer's face was red, and he couldn't push it away, and after a while, he was knocked down by Wang Xiaoming, and Wang Xiaoming succeeded.
There are really a lot of things tonight, Wang Xiaoming and Huang Xiuer fell asleep after a passion.
By the time I woke up the next day, it was already three days old.
Wang Xiaoming looked at Huang Xiu'er in his arms, Huang Xiu'er was mischievously drawing circles on his chest with his fingers.
Wang Xiaoming's fire suddenly rose again, and suddenly he turned over and knocked down Huang Xiu'er, Huang Xiu'er said shyly, "Don't!" I'm going to get up for breakfast! ”
Wang Xiaoming smiled evilly, "Hehe, what's the hurry, accompany Xianggong for a while, and I'll prepare breakfast for you myself,"
After speaking, he couldn't help but kiss Huang Xiu'er on the neck, and Huang Xiuer closed her eyes shyly......
But just when the two were confused, Huang Xiuer's hand hung down, but she touched something on the bed.
When I opened my eyes, I screamed.
Wang Xiaoming was startled, and when he saw Huang Xiuer's hand, he was in a groove! It's actually a small paper ball!
When I opened it, it said-Xiu'er, come out for breakfast.
The two of them panicked and hurriedly put on their clothes, the expressions on their faces were both annoyed and ashamed.
Go without saying! This is another good thing that Shen Kongkong did!
He's actually come in! ……
Wang Xiaoming and Huang Xiuer got dressed, and ran to the hall angrily before they had time to freshen up.
I saw that Shen Kongkong was really there, he turned his back to Wang Xiaoming and Huang Xiu'er, holding a bowl of soup in his hand, and he didn't look back, and said in a depressed tone, "Beautiful soup!" You must have been tired yesterday, so let's drink some tonic......"
I'll make up for your sister! Wang Xiaoming flew up with a kick, kicked Shen Kongkong like a hungry dog robbing, and hit the wall with the soup.
I only heard a "bang", the soup bowl shattered to the ground, and Shen Kongkong's empty face rubbed a layer of white ash on the wall and swollen.
Shen Kongkong was annoyed and ashamed, turned around, and said hatefully, "You! ”
Huang Xiu'er stepped forward and said angrily, "You are shameless! ”
Shen Kongkong was stunned, his heart was full of congestion, and he said sadly, "Cousin...... I...... What the hell is wrong with me! ”
Huang Xiu'er couldn't speak, and Wang Xiaoming shouted, "You know it in your heart!" ”
Hearing the noise, Qin Shuang came in from outside, carrying a tray in her hand, and there were several bowls of freshly boiled millet porridge in the tray.
Qin Shuang put the tray on the table and said lightly, "Early in the morning, the two of you are quite angry, have you eaten gunpowder?" ”
Huang Xiu'er stomped her foot shyly and turned her head.
Qin Shuang said, "Just now I went with Shen Kongkong to ask you to get up for breakfast, and now it seems that we have a lot of trouble." ”
Wang Xiaoming and Huang Xiuer were dumbfounded: "You guys went together?" ”
Qin Shuang said with a cold face, "That's right, you didn't agree after calling for a long time, I think you should be too tired yesterday, right?" Well? ”
Wang Xiaoming and Huang Xiuer showed embarrassed expressions.
Qin Shuang continued, "Originally, I didn't bother to scream, but this stupid boy had to write a piece of paper and crumple it into a ball and bounce it through the crack in the door, eh?" What's that called? ”
Shen Kongkong gritted his teeth and said, "Finger power!" ”
I'll it! You have nothing to do! The screen was all bounced through by you, and it fell directly into the bed!
Wang Xiaoming and Huang Xiuer were extremely embarrassed, Huang Xiuer leaned on Wang Xiaoming's side, lowered her head in shame and pinched Wang Xiaoming's arm vigorously.
Wang Xiaoming laughed embarrassedly twice, "uh...... This one...... Cousin Shen...... I...... Hehe......"
Shen Kongkong glared, and when he saw Huang Xiu'er's shy daughter, his heart was sour, and he waved his hand and said, "Forget it, let's have breakfast." ”
Qin Shuang sneered, "Wang Xiaoming." ”
Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "Lady, what's the matter." ”
Qin Shuang mocked, "You don't have more than one lady, this breakfast is made by Daiyu who got up early and worked hard for a long time, I mean, do you understand?" ”
Wang Xiaoming nodded again and again, "I understand, I understand, I understand." ”
Daiyu didn't come, and Qin Shuang asked her to accompany Qi Ji and Bo Ji to have breakfast in the bedroom.
Because Shen Kongkong has something to say.
A few people sat down, Shen Kongkong looked at Xiu'er's messy hair, sighed, and said slowly, "Actually, I ...... yesterday."
In fact, yesterday Shen Kongkong really wanted to steal Xiang Yu's things again to blame Wang Xiaoming, but he heard the conversation between him and Fan Zeng in Xiang Yu's secret room.
On a whim, Shen Kongkong leaned over......
This article is from the novel of Kanshu.com