Wang Xiaoming has two big heads, and he scolded Liu Bang in his heart, God is blind and sent you two fairies to accompany you, Lao Tzu has packed the bag and wants to give it to you, you actually went to eat supper!

The two ladies seem to have misunderstood my kindness, I really don't want to ...... Oh, I don't dare to soak you!

Right! That's right, I'm slightly more handsome than other male gods, but it's not my fault!

You two don't have to like me, either!

This...... This...... This...... Alas!

Qi Ji looked at Wang Xiaoming with an anxious look, but he looked helpless, and couldn't help but say, "What the hell are you...... How many other ladies are there? ”

Wang Xiaoming stretched out two fingers with a bitter face.

Bo Ji let out a somewhat lost "oh" and whispered, "They...... With you lady...... The same good temper? ”

Wang Xiaoming and Xiong Daiyu's expressions became sluggish and powerless, "Huh? Uh......"

Bo Ji hurriedly said, "Whether it's good or not, you say!" ”

So far, you can't hide, you can't let the future Queen Mother live on the streets, good or not, wait until you meet and draw your own conclusions.

Wang Xiaoming made a heart and said to Xiong Daiyu, "Lady, Xianggong go in now to see if there is any hope of survival, you and the two sisters will wait outside for a while." ”

Xiong Daiyu cried: "What if you can't come back? ”

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "How is it possible!" Listen, I'll go in and get some out of nowhere, and if I find out how good the shape is, I'll laugh out loud! And then you bring them in. ”

Xiong Daiyu said: "Then what if the shape is not good?" ”

Wang Xiaoming said in a deep voice, "If it's not good, I'll admit it, if you don't hear my laughter within ten minutes, you can take them to find a good inn to settle down first, and let me make plans, by the way, the inn must choose a room!" ”

Xiong Daiyu nodded, Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth, opened the door and went in.

Wang Xiaoming was thinking in his heart, how to speak? Well! It's better to discuss it separately, Qin Shuang understands herself too well, and it will never succeed in fooling her.

Start with Huang Xiu'er first and get her done, then no matter how much Qin Shuang opposes, it can only be invalid.

Hee-hee, I'm really a witty teenager!

But when Wang Xiaoming came to the hall, I wiped it! Why are they both there?

If you don't sleep so late, what kind of plane!

It turned out that they were stewing in a hot pot, a pot of broth was boiling fragrant, Wang Xiaoming had a big appetite, I went, what do you think, they are already dying, and they have no appetite for dragon meat!

Chef Huang Xiuer kept adding various condiments to the broth on the table.

Seeing Wang Xiaoming come in, Qin Shuang and Huang Xiu'er were stunned.

Wang Xiaoming immediately put on a smiling face, stepped forward and said, "Hehe, I didn't expect Xiu'er to have such good skills!" It was an eye-opener, hee-hee. ”

Qin Shuang said, "Why, didn't Daiyu go out with you?" Where did she go, there should be no accident! ……”

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "Yes, we went out together, she was buying supper, I'll see if you all slept first, if you didn't sleep, you would eat supper together, haha......"

Oh, I see, Qin Shuang and Huang Xiu'er were relieved.

Wang Xiaoming sat down at the table, but he was restless, damn, how can I speak?

Huang Xiuer sprinkled a handful of chopped green onions into the pot and said with a smile, "When I was walking in the rivers and lakes before, I learned this trick from a Sichuan chef, I don't know if it suits your appetite, you ......."

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly panicked and said, "He! By all means! Huh"

Seeing Wang Xiaoming so perfunctory, Huang Xiuer was a little unhappy.

"You don't even know it's delicious?"

"Huh! Still need to taste it? Just by smelling it, you know it's delicious! ”

Huang Xiuer stared closely at Wang Xiaoming, who was sweating profusely, and Wang Xiaoming's expression became more and more nervous.

"Something must be wrong with you!"

"What can I do! Hehe, it's fine, alas! With such a fragrant broth, why don't you put Wangcai in! We eat meat, leave the bones for it to gnaw, don't waste it! ”

Qin Shuang smiled coldly: "The stew in this pot is prosperous." ”

"What! Prosperous! Wang Xiaoming was surprised, and couldn't help but feel sad, "It's just a cute golden retriever, what wrong did it do, lady, you have to treat it like this!" For dried shrimp! ”

Huang Xiu'er's face became full of hatred, "Because it should be killed!" ”

Wang Xiaoming felt a chill coming from his back, making him shudder.

This golden retriever was seen when he was shopping with Huang Xiuer some time ago, when Huang Xiuer thought it was well-behaved and cute, Wang Xiaoming bought it in order to please Huang Xiuer, and he couldn't imagine it now......

Wang Xiaoming said to Qin Shuang in a daze, "What the hell is going on?" ”

Qin Shuang smiled evilly and said, "Because...... Hey hey ......"

It turned out that Wangcai relied on his golden coat and noble breed, and he was rich and handsome among dogs, so he often mixed in the local dog groups in the streets and alleys, defiled the goddess of many local dogs, and enlarged the belly of those female dogs.

It's over, just now those victims and neighbors came to the door to ask for an explanation, Huang Xiuer was angry, so she raised the knife in her hand and castrated and then killed Wangcai!

I'll rub it! Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but cover his stalls.

Huang Xiu'er said coquettishly, "Xianggong, you say, should this kind of flowery dog be killed, am I doing it right......?"

Wang Xiaoming forced out a dry smile, "Hehe...... Damn ...... Damn ...... Hehe, lady, you did it so right...... Hehe......"

Huang Xiu'er was very happy, and hurriedly took a piece of dog meat and handed it to Wang Xiaoming's mouth, "I knew that Xianggong would definitely be the same as I thought!" How about opening your mouth and tasting the taste of this hearty dog, ah! ”

Wang Xiaoming cried with a sad face, "Ah! Opening her mouth, Huang Xiu'er delivered the dog meat to his mouth and looked at him expectantly.

Wang Xiaoming had tears in his heart and swallowed it in two bites.

Cry in your heart, O prosperous wealth! You are affectionate and righteous to me, I am sorry for you in this life, and you must find a good master in the next life......

Huang Xiuer cautiously pulled Wang Xiaoming's sleeve, "How is it!" Xianggong, how about the taste! ”

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly smiled and gave a thumbs up, "It tastes great...... Hehe......"

Qin Shuang sneered, "Seeing a brother who smells like me being put in a hot pot, I must feel very uncomfortable!" ”

Wang Xiaoming suddenly became angry, "Alas! I said you ......"

Qin Shuang glared, "What! Isn't it? Look at the miserable way you laugh, with the same virtue as the dead father. ”

Wang Xiaoming was about to argue, but when he saw Huang Xiuer staring at him coldly, he couldn't help but have a cold shudder.

"Huh...... Lady, are you swollen? ”

"Sister is right, you did smile very forcefully."

"Ahaha! How so? ”

"Then you make me laugh and have fun!"

"Aha! The lady killed her relatives today, and she is really a model for the world, ahaha...... The lady did what she did so right, if all the ladies in the world were like you, then there would be no more mistresses in the world! Ahaha...... I'm proud of you, ahaha...... Ahaha, ahahaha......haha

"Cut!" Qin Shuang gave him a blank look.

Huang Xiu'er clapped her little hands happily, very happy, and hurriedly picked up another piece of dog meat and handed it to Wang Xiaoming's mouth, Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth and caught it, chewing it with a heart......

I only heard a "plop" sound, the door was pushed open, and Xiong Daiyu walked in happily with Qi Ji Bo Ji, "Two sisters, come in, my husband is smiling so happily, it must be fine......"

Wang Xiaoming squirted out a mouthful of meat, and his heart was full of grief and indignation, my cute lady, are you going to trap the husband to death?

Huang Xiu'er glared, and a murderous aura permeated......

Qin Shuang suddenly became interested, sat up straight and waited to see a good show......

When Xiong Daiyu came to the hall with the two future maidens, she noticed that something was wrong with the atmosphere......

Xiong Daiyu whispered, "Just now...... Not you're laughing? ”

Wang Xiaoming said with tears in his eyes: "It's me." ”

Xiong Daiyu's voice became quieter: "Are you sure?" ”

Wang Xiaoming nodded heartily.

There are still a few days before they officially get married, and Wang Xiaoming actually brought back two women! Huang Xiu'er was so angry that her chest rose and fell, and suddenly she shouted, "Wang Xiaoming! ”

Wang Xiaoming stood up instantly, and grabbed Qin Shuang, "Alas! Lady, let me introduce you, these two are the maids I just bought to serve you......"

Servant girl? Qi Ji and Bo Ji were surprised, angry, and aggrieved......

Qin Shuang sneered, "Maid? Hehe, it's the first time I've seen a maid who is so decently dressed, so beautiful, and so seductive, heh, and one person holds a guitar, versatile haha......"

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly glanced at him secretly, and said hurriedly, "That's obviously a pipa, okay!" ”

Qin Shuang glared, "I don't care what you are!" In short, I can't afford such an outstanding temperament, noble and generous maid, so it's better to be a concubine for you, that might be better......"

Wang Xiaoming was so anxious that he pulled Qin Shuang aside: "Don't be joking, okay!" That's Qi Ji and Bo Ji! ”

Qin Shuang sneered, "I don't care who they are!" You're getting more and more presumptuous now! Today I'm going to ...... Well?! Who did you just say they were! ”

Wang Xiaoming was so anxious that his forehead was sweating, "Qi Ji and Bo Ji!" ”

Qin Shuang was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth, I'll go!

I saw Huang Xiu'er forcing in front of the two mothers with murderous intent, Qi Ji and Bo Ji were so frightened by her that they leaned together in horror, their eyes were like two little lambs......

"Alas, alas! Sister, don't be impulsive! Don't be impulsive! I saw Qin Shuang rushing over quickly and grabbed Huang Xiu'er.

Wang Xiaoming's heart, which jumped to his throat, finally returned to his stomach.

Huang Xiuer and Xiong Daiyu were dumbfounded, this ...... This...... What's going on here?

Qin Shuang smiled, her tone was gentle, and she held one hand with one hand, "Come on, come on, haven't eaten yet!" Fresh fragrant meat hot pot, made by my sister herself, try ......"

Qin Shuang's enthusiasm made the two ladies a little overwhelmed, and the two of them sat down in a daze.

Huang Xiu'er was stunned and said, "Sister, you ......"

Qin Shuang glared, "Calm down, don't get into trouble!" ”

Huang Xiu'er is not a calm person, she was so angry that she cried, and said, "Okay!" I've seen it through! It turns out that you are also a heartless and unrighteous negative man! There is not a single good thing in the world! I'm not married! ”

Wang Xiaoming was anxious, and hurriedly grabbed Huang Xiu'er's hand, "No, lady, you listen to me......"

"Bang", a figure fell from the beam of the house, fell to the ground and fell to the, wow! This way of playing -- it's quite chic.

When I saw someone coming, I got up in a panic, smiled at everyone embarrassedly, and hurriedly patted the dirt on my body.

Huang Xiuer's cousin, the clever thief Shen Kongkong?

For a moment, everyone was stunned.

Wang Xiaoming reacted: "Hey! When did you come. ”

Shen Kongkong smiled, "I just arrived, but I heard my cousin say that I won't marry, I was frozen for a while, and I couldn't help but ......"

Wang Xiaoming scolded, "Chicken freezes your sister, my wife is joking with me, I warn you!" Give me less ideas, get out of here! ”

Shen Kongkong was just about to speak, when he saw hurried footsteps coming from all directions outside, and a voice shouted, "General Qiqi Xiang!" The whole compound has been fenced off! That thief must be in there! ”

I'll it! A few people were in a mess.

Needless to say, this Shen Kongkong must have gone to steal Xiang Yu's things again, but unfortunately, Xiang Yu strengthened his vigilance, and his luck this time was not as good as last time.

Wang Xiaoming was so angry that he pointed at Shen Kongkong, "You bastard!" You want to kill me, don't you? Do you know that this will cause even Xiu'er to suffer! ”

Shen Kongkong cried and said with a sad face, "I don't want to, but that Xiang Yu chased too closely, and I was desperate to come to you......"

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "I don't care!" Aren't you good at light work? Hurry up! Don't fool my family! ”

Shen Kongkong begged, "I don't want to involve Xiu'er, but I was seriously injured by Xiang Yu and can't run!" ”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment, looked at Shen Kongkong, and said angrily, "Come less!" I think you're doing well now......"

With a "porphyry", Shen Kongkong suddenly spurted out a large mouthful of blood, dyeing Wang Xiaoming's clothes red, and then collapsed weakly on the ground, Wang Xiaoming was stunned all of a sudden.

Wang Xiaoming was dumbfounded and said, "What now?" Xiang Yu is outside, why don't we carry him out?" ”

Huang Xiuer hurriedly said, "Don't!" ”

Qin Shuang said coldly, "Yes, with Xiang Yu's character, do you think that Xiang Yu will believe that it has nothing to do with you when you carry him out?" ”

Wang Xiaoming sat weakly on the stool.

Outside the courtyard gate, a large group of soldiers surrounded Wang Xiaoming's mansion.

Xiang Yu stood outside the gate with a cold face.

Fan Zeng said coldly beside him, "What's the matter, now you should believe it, this Wang Xiaoming is definitely not at ease, that little thief must have been sent by him!" ”

Xiang Yu said coldly, "Yesterday, Yafu also said that the orange meteorite was stolen by the third brother, but what was the result?" ”

Fan Zeng was speechless, so he said, "Okay, even if my father guessed wrong yesterday, but today, hehe." ”

Xiang Yu thought for a while, and suddenly shouted, "All the soldiers listen to the order!" No one is allowed to walk out of the door! ”

"Yes!"

Then Xiang Yu shouted into the house, "Third brother! Third brother! The second brother has something to visit! ”

shouted a few times in a row, but there was no response, and Xiang Yu's face turned cold.

Fan Zeng smirked.

Suddenly, Xiang Yu shouted violently, punched out, and the heavy door was smashed by him with a punch and fell.

Xiang Yu walked in with Ji Bu, Long Tho, and a few other personal generals.

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