Chapter 226: Blood in the Urine
Luo Yang was helpless, but a sentence floating from afar in the corridor of the ward made Luo Yang feel that the whole person was not good.
I only heard the voice of the little nurse Xiaoxiang in the distance.
Xiaoxiang wiped the 'water' off Fang Yirou's face and hair with a napkin, glanced at the damp tissue, and said suspiciously: "Huh, ......?" Why is it dark red, is it because the pipes are rusty? ”
"Vomit...... ...... vomit"
Then came the sound of Fang Yirou retching.
"Doctor Fang, are you alright? Are you sick...... ”
"I didn't ...... It's okay, vomit ......."
Rust?
Dark red?!
Luo Yang looked at the small droplets of water left on his 'second child', and at a cursory glance, it was only a little pale yellow, but when he looked closely, there were faint wisps of red silk, rolling and cruising in the droplets......
Nima !!
Lao Tzu urinated blood?!
It won't affect your sex life in the future, right? Xiaoying, I'm sorry, I may have to keep you alive and widowed for the rest of my life......
Luo Yang's heart was in a hurry, and due to excessive blood loss, his body was already weak, but at this moment, his eyes were dark and he fainted!
……
Luo Yang was awakened by a chill between his legs.
You opened her eyes, but saw that the second brother in the crotch, also known as the 'Optimus Prime' in Transformers, was revealing a hideous appearance at the moment, standing proudly in a circle of gauze that had been cut off!
Luo Yang smiled happily - he can still have a morning erection, it seems to be fine!
Xiaoying, Xiaoying, your sexual well-being is guaranteed......
At this moment, in the gap of the blinds, a meter of sunlight was thrown, and Luo Yang knew that it was already early in the morning.
Luo Yang felt very fortunate - fortunately, it was a high-class ward with a single room, if it was an ordinary ward where three or four patients lived together, he would be a 'scary' Transformer, even if he didn't scare people to death, he would be laughed at by others!
The door of the ward was pushed open from the outside, and Luo Yang hurriedly turned sideways and turned the gauze-wrapped 'mummy buttocks' towards the direction of the door, so as not to be seen by the visitors as his hideous 'second brother'.
Luo Yang was sideways, motionless, and began to pretend to be asleep, with a slow and long snoring sound in his nose.
-- In this situation, it's better to pretend to be asleep!
The door was pushed open and closed slightly, and there was a slight sound of footsteps.
Although Luo Yang didn't see who came, he already knew who it was!
The unique body fragrance is mixed with the smell of disinfectant water...... In the entire hospital, there is only Fang Yirou 'Doctor Fang'!
'Whew...... Phew......'
Luo Yang continued to pretend to be asleep.
"Hey...... Wake up! Fang Yirou stood beside the bed and shouted.
'Whew...... Phew......'
"Sleep like a dead pig, sleep to death!" Fang Yirou saw that Luo Yang was still snoring, and muttered quietly.
Luo Yang continued to pretend to be asleep, he liked that Fang Yirou could leave as much as possible - although Luo Yang likes beautiful women, he is by no means an 'exhibitionist', let alone a 'exhibitionist', such an obscene image, he doesn't want to be seen by a beautiful doctor!
But it backfired, and I didn't know what Fang Yirou thought, seeing Luo Yang turning his back to him, sleeping soundly, he actually went around the head of the bed and walked to the side!
'Yike!! ’
Fang Yirou exclaimed, Luo Yang's heart had already jumped to her throat, pretending to snore, but there was a small slit in her eyes, 'squinting' to observe Fang Yirou who was screaming in shock.
I saw Fang Yirou, who was wearing a white coat, holding a 'medical record folder' in front of her chest with both hands, looking at the hideous giant thing between Luo Yang's legs at this moment, the handsome and mature face was so red that it could drip blood!
Luo Yang saw Fang Yirou's shy and panicked expression, but he didn't panic anymore, and he had the idea of playing a prank, and deliberately 'warped', so frightened that Fang Yirou covered her eyes and face, and fell to the ground.
Luo Yang didn't want to play too much, so he pretended to yawn and slowly opened his sleepy eyes, as if he had just woken up.
"Whew......" Luo Yang yawned and opened his eyes, and saw Fang Yirou sitting on the ground, extremely surprised: "Doctor Fang, why are you here?" So early, are you here to do rounds? ”
Fang Yirou was already so frightened that the three souls were out of her body, and the six souls were out of her body, and she pointed at the hideous thing in Luo Yang's crotch with a panicked expression, and said in a trembling voice: "You...... You ......"
Luo Yang pretended not to know, showed a very puzzled look, immediately looked down, and hurriedly exclaimed: "Ah! Square...... Dr. Fang, what are you doing here? I...... I'm not a random person! ”
"You ......"
Fang Yirou pointed at Luo Yang, her fingers trembled, and her lips trembled slightly, obviously she didn't expect to be beaten upside down by Luo Yang, her lungs were about to explode with anger, and aggrieved tears were rolling in her eyes.
Luo Yang was about to laugh in his heart, and on the surface, he pretended to be a 'victim': "Doctor Fang, you ...... You came to my hospital room early in the morning to spy on me...... My intimate parts, I feel ...... It doesn't seem to fit ......."
"Ah!!h
Fang Yirou felt like she was going crazy!
It's obviously this stinky guy's fault, and it's already very face-saving that he didn't shout indecency, but now he is still wronged by him, saying that he deliberately came to peek at his 'there', this ......
Fang Yirou lived to be thirty years old, and this is the first time she has been regarded as a 'female pervert'!
- Obviously she was molested by a pervert, but she was also beaten by a pervert and given the title of 'female pervert', how could Fang Yirou not be crazy?
But she couldn't make sense, for example, last night, a patient who couldn't move, and didn't insert a urinary catheter, asked the doctor to help 'urinate', which is actually reasonable! As for the later 'spray' incident...... It was really just an accident.
And now, it was also because of the routine 'ward round' in the morning that I accidentally saw this 'terrifying' scene that made people blush and heartbeat.
Fang Yirou really regretted it, obviously he was sleeping on his side, he could just leave by himself, he had to go around the hospital bed to take a look, the ghost made the god worse, even Fang Yirou herself couldn't understand why she did this, why did she have to go around and take a look at this damn guy!
In the end, Fang Yirou could only attribute it to her own medical ethics.
It stands to reason that there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with Luo Yang, it's just a coincidence!
But Fang Yirou always felt that something was wrong, like a guy lying on the hospital bed, a little unspeakably weird!
Luo Yang gives people the impression of being pale and weak, with a fair-skinned and delicate face that can infinitely stimulate the motherly nature of middle-aged women, a harmless and kind smile of humans and animals, and a little shy and shy when he laughs.
But Fang Yirou's intuition told her that this 'little Zhengtai' in front of her was not a good person, especially his eyes that looked big and pure, as if when she lowered her head or looked away, she would always seem to unintentionally sweep past her breasts and buttocks, which made her heart beat and uncomfortable!
But every time Fang Yirou raised her head to look at her, Luo Yang's eyes became pure and harmless, and even revealed a faint melancholy, looking like a 'melancholy little prince'.
But behind those 'melancholy' eyes, Fang Yirou can always smell a hint of obscenity - this is the nature and intuition of a woman!
"Doctor Fang, I'm really sorry for what happened last night! You...... Have you taken a shower and changed your clothes? ”
Luo Yang sniffed her nose and made sure she smelled a scent of 'Ikalu' - well, she was quite tasteful, and used the same brand of shampoo with herself!
"Humph! It's okay, I'm off work! ”
Fang Yirou, who finished the night shift, was ready to go back to rest after work.
"Doctor Fang, do you still have something to do?" Luo Yang said with a wry smile.
"What?!" Fang Yirou's heart immediately became vigilant, looking at Luo Yang's shy smile, her intuition told her that something bad must have happened.
Sure enough, Luo Yang said shyly: "Doctor Fang, can you wrap it with gauze for me?" I don't think it's good to have such an intimate part that is always exposed......"
"You ......"
Fang Yirou felt that she was really going crazy, but she couldn't say 'no' - this was her job, and besides, last night, she also used scissors to help 'it' get out of trouble!
Fang Yirou glared at Luo Yang viciously, took out a roll of gauze from the pocket of her white coat, and wanted to help Luo Yang bandage it.
In an instant, her face turned completely red - Fang Yirou found that she had no way to start at all!
Luo Yang's 'Optimus Prime' is standing proudly, how can she 'bandage'!
Dr. Fang...... You wait a minute! ”
Luo Yang hurriedly closed his eyes and began to fantasize about the picture of himself swinging a knife from the palace again.
A minute later, Luo Yang felt the change in his lower body, and Optimus Prime turned back into a soft loach.
Luo Yang smiled apologetically: "Doctor Fang, thank you for your hard work......"
Fang Yirou snorted coldly, suppressed her heartbeat, and 'bandaged' Luo Yang, in fact, the whole process was more like wrapping a pair of 'underwear' with gauze for Luo Yang!
"Doctor Fang, you ...... Nails hung up to ......"
"Doctor Fang, your hands are so cold, they will freeze my ......"
"Doctor Fang, beware of the scissors ......"
"Dr. Fang......"
It took Fang Yirou more than ten minutes to finally complete the work that only takes one minute on weekdays.
Fang Yirou withdrew the scissors and stared at Luo Yang's crotch viciously, this glance frightened Luo Yang...... This is the look of 'one cut and two sections'!
There was another knock on the door of the ward, and two policemen, a man and a woman, in police uniforms, walked in.
"Is it Mr. Luo Yang?"
The policewoman looked at Luo Yang on the hospital bed and asked.
Luo Yang glanced at the policewoman, and her eyes lit up instantly......
Stunning beauty!
Definitely the overlord of the police flowers...... Police flowers!
"Hello, comrade policeman, I am Luo Yang...... Is there anything you have to do with me? Luo Yang said.
The young policeman glanced at Luo Yang coldly, looking high.
"Doctor, how are his injuries? Is it out of danger? The young policeman ignored Luo Yang, looked sideways at Fang Yirou, and asked.
"Humph! Can't die! ”
Fang Yirou didn't even look at the young policeman, and walked out of the ward without looking back, leaving a stunned and embarrassed male policeman!