Chapter 225: Optimus Prime (2-in-1 Long Chapter)
Fang Yirou was stunned, and glanced at the slight bulge between Luo Yang's wrapped legs, and then she realized that she might have misunderstood, and a touch of tide flew on her cold face in an instant......
"That'...... Then you go to the toilet, I'...... I can't help much......" Fang Yirou pretended to be calm and said, but she was a little flustered in her heart.
This is the first time she has encountered such a situation after five years as a doctor.
What's more, Fang Yirou could see that the patient in front of her was not lying!
"What about your family? Is there no one to accompany you? Fang Yirou asked.
"There's something going on at home...... I hired two nurses, and I won't be able to work until tomorrow, so I ...... Doctor Fang, you can help, you should save the life! If I hold it like this, my bladder will explode - it will really explode and die! Luo Yang was really about to cry.
Fang Yirou was really panicked at this moment - although she was a doctor, she was not a 'andrology' doctor, although she had seen men's 'that thing' when she was in medical school...... But those are corpses soaked in 'formalin'!
Fang Yirou hasn't seen the 'living' 'words' yet!
She is a surgeon, and no matter how terrible the trauma is, she can do it without changing her face and stitch it carefully. But after all, she is a girl, although she talked about a boyfriend in college, but Cheng DΓΉ only went to 'make porridge on the phone' and 'hold hands', and she has never kissed, let alone anything else!
Fang Yirou felt her heart beating hard, bang...... It's like someone is beating a big drum in their chest, and their hearts seem to jump out of their throats!
"That'...... Otherwise, I'll call a male doctor or nurse now! Fang Yirou retreated.
Dr. Fang...... It's really too late! I...... I've peed a little bit out, and in another twenty seconds, it's going to be a complete 'flood'! Luo Yang pleaded.
"That'...... So what to do? Or...... Let 'Xiaoxiang' help you, she used to be a nurse in the 'Male Urology', and she is well-informed......" Fang Yirou said with a blushing face.
Burst...... Is this Nima still well-informed?
"It's too late! Doctor Fang, please!! Although Luo Yang's body couldn't move, his expression and eyes had already 'knelt' for Fang Yirou!
Fang Yirou said hesitantly: "That...... How can I help you? Help you to the toilet? β
"Doctor Fang, are you really a surgeon? Do you think I can get out of bed and walk around with an injury like this? I'm wrapped like a mummy, and I can't move even if I want to! Luo Yang said.
"Huh?! So what to do? Fang Yirou said with a red face.
"Can you help me untie the gauze and pick it up with a spittoon under the bed?" Luo Yang Road.
"This ......" Fang Yirou was also as anxious as an ant on a hot pot.
She glanced at Luo Yang, whose face was full of pain and pleading, gritted her teeth, and agreed!
Fang Yirou used the small scissors she carried with her to cut the gauze under Luo Yang's chest and abdomen.
"Oops, tap!" Luo Yang exclaimed.
"How...... What's wrong? You okay? Fang Yirou shook her hands in fright, and the scissors almost pierced Luo Yang's flesh. Only then did she realize that her hands, which were as stable as Mount Tai during the operation, were not only trembling slightly at the moment, but also showing a layer of fine hand sweat, which was really tense to the extreme.
Dr. Fang...... I don't seem to be wearing anything inside, you...... Be careful with your scissors, I don't want to be injured by you, I accidentally cut off the 'little brother', and I can't enter the palace to be a eunuch these days, and I don't have such magic skills to practice......"
Fang Yirou said angrily: "Then you find someone else, I won't serve anymore!" β
"No, no, No, Doctor Fang, it's better for you to 'serve'!" Luo Yang hurriedly said.
Fang Yirou glared at Luo Yang, and when she heard him say the word 'waiting', she knew that she had said the wrong thing before, and she actually used such an ambiguous word...... Fang Yirou's ears were red.
When the scissors fell for the third time, Luo Yang's 'artifact' couldn't wait to 'pop' out of the wrapped gauze, which scared Fang Yirou a lot.
"Ah...... Why is it so big? β
After Fang Yirou finished speaking, she knew that she had said the wrong thing again, she felt that she had closed her mouth, and looked at Luo Yang in horror, her eyes didn't know where to go, and she looked helpless.
"Hey...... It's not an urgency to urinate, it's just like morning erection, a natural physiological response...... Doesn't your medical school teach that? Luo Yang said.
The 'artifact' was standing upright, jumping and jumping, and there were a few drops of yellow liquid on the top...... I shouldn't have recognized it just now, oozing out!
"What now?" Fang Yirou was completely out of ideas.
"Take out the spittoon under the bed...... Luo Yang said.
Fang Yirou took out the spittoon from under the bed, Luo Yang lay on her side with difficulty, Fang Yirou felt her eyes half-closed, and put the spittoon on top of Luo Yang.
Fang Yirou closed her eyes, held a spittoon in her hand, and looked nervous.
"You...... Why don't you pee yet! Aren't you in a hurry?! β
Fang Yirou saw that Luo Yang had not moved for a long time, so she secretly opened a slit in her eyes, glanced at Luo Yang, and said angrily.
'Hiss......'
Luo Yang gasped: "Doctor Fang...... Can you hold it steady? The edge of the spittoon touched me...... Very sensitive! β
Fang Yirou Xiafei's cheeks were not only crying and laughing, but more annoyed and angry!
"Hey! I'm here to help you, why do you still ask so much! Do you pee or not? If you don't pee, I'll go! Fang Yirou said.
"Don't ...... Wait! I...... How can I pee like this now! "Luo Yang really has the heart to cry to death.
"Why can't you pee? Aren't you in a hurry? Are they all lies?! Fang Yirou glared at Luo Yang angrily.
"No...... No! How could I possibly make such a joke! I'm really in a hurry, but ...... But now I really can't pee, you can wait for me for another minute, okay? Luo Yang begged bitterly.
"Why?" Fang Yirou is like a curious baby, breaking the casserole and asking to the end, with a kind of perseverance, it seems that she has studied a lot when she was a child.
"This ...... I'm so hard, how can I pee!! "Luo Yang was really completely defeated by her!
"This ...... Is there a relationship between the two? Fang Yirou said with a red face.
Luo Yang wanted to cry without tears: "Did you graduate from medical school?!" Why don't you even understand this bit of medical theory! You...... If you really don't know, you can ask your father, brother or boyfriend! Which man can boo smoothly when he is 'a pillar of optimus'! Oops...... OMG! β
Fang Yirou was embarrassed for a while: "If you talk so much nonsense, then I'll go, you can solve it yourself!" β
"Don't don't, Doctor Fang, Sister Fang, Grandma Fang...... You must not die without saving you...... No, leave it alone! Luo Yangkou said without hesitation.
"Who is your grandmother, and you just died...... Hurry up, I'm going to do my rounds! Fang Yi judo.
"Okay, I'll do my best, a minute! Give me a minute! β
Luo Yang agreed, hurriedly closed his eyes, took a deep breath, silently recited 'Amitabha', and tried his best to meditate into chaos in the sea of knowledge.
Half a minute passed...... Luo Yang's 'second child' is still the proud appearance of 'Long Aotian', with his 'head' held high, and he looks very tough!
Luo Yang was in a hurry - if he couldn't let his 'second brother' recover from the 'berserk' state in the remaining half a minute, then Fang Yirou would definitely die...... Leave it alone, and when the time comes, Luo Yang will have to reluctantly choose to 'wet the bed'!
There is no way, Luo Yang can only make a trick - meditate on Sister Feng's honor!
But this trick is tried and tested on weekdays, and it is more effective than taking a 'cold shower' to reduce and extinguish desire, but it also failed at this moment!
There are only twenty seconds left!
Luo Yang could only use 'intimidation therapy' - re-enacting the scenario in his mind and simulating Dongfang Undefeated, Yue Buqun, and Lin Pingzhi, unbuttoned his crotch, and used a sharp sword to gently wave between his legs...... It didn't take a cloud with it, but it brought up a mist of blood, and in an instant, the thing was gone......
Luo Yang's heart trembled, and he even felt a chill in his crotch......
Not to mention, this trick actually worked, and within twenty seconds, his 'second brother' was like a water-absorbing sponge being squeezed out of water, and he quickly 'soft' down, and his 'head' was hanging his head a little dejectedly.
Luo Yang didn't dare to be careless, he was as careful as holding a raw egg in his hand, he was busy and secretly exerting his strength, and when his lower abdomen was sore, he heard the sound of turbulent water......
"Haha, it's done! Finally peeing out, woo...... Hahahaha! β
Luo Yang was excited like a child who got a lollipop, if he hadn't been able to move his hands and feet, he would have jumped up from the bed and danced with his hands!
"Hey, why aren't you okay...... It's going to overflow! β
Fang Yirou said suddenly.
Because she was on her side, the urinal she was holding was also placed on her side, and at this moment the urinal was already full of small half pots, which had almost exceeded the horizontal line and overflowed to the outside!
Fang Yirou's voice revealed obvious panic.
"Don't worry! You...... You help me hold on, and if I go up, I won't pee out! Luo Yang said.
"Huh?! What did you say? Holding? Holding on to what? It shouldn't be ......" Fang Yirou said in surprise: "What do you want, stinky rascal!" Impossible, I will never agree, don't even think about it! β
The sound of the water is murmuring, and there is no intention of stopping at all. Luo Yang has been holding back for too long, and all the urine for a few days is erupting this time, the real 'thick accumulation' - thick accumulation!
The urinal placed on the side is already on the verge of overflowing!
Luo Yang looked at Fang Yirou, his eyes were full of pleading!
Fang Yirou blushed and scolded viciously: "Bastard! Count you ruthless! Hurry me up!! β
Fang Yirou held the night pot in one hand, and the snow-white soft wattle in the other, stretched out lightly, and held Luo Yang's 'little meat' with two fingers!
The slender fingers that are as delicate as green onions have a burst of coldness, which is really comfortable. Luo Yang couldn't help but give a comfortable 'spirit' - this little hand is worthy of holding a scalpel, it is steady and dexterous!
However, in just a few seconds of Luo Yang's short relaxation, something happened outside!
Luo Yang forgot the truth that 'it is born from the same root', not to mention that the 'water gun' is his 'root', he himself is comfortable, and his 'brother' is not the same as it? As soon as it's cool, then there's a problem, and it's a big problem!
The 'sponge' that was squeezed out of the water was stimulated by the cold little hand, and it fell into the sea like a dry sponge, instantly absorbing water and expanding...... It's not general bloat, that's 'pretty bloat'!
- It's really 'Transformers', no, it's 'Optimus Prime now'!
Fang Yirou seemed to be frightened by this sudden change and exclaimed!
With an exclamation, her hand became unsteady and began to shake slightly......
At this moment, the water gun that was 'sprinkling' lost its accuracy and began to spray indiscriminately!
'Oops!! β
Fang Yirou exclaimed again, her white coat was already wet, and what made her even more crazy was that her hair and face were ...... All of them have been blessed by Luo Yang's 'rain and dew'!
"Right...... I'm sorry!!! Luo Yang really wanted to apologize, but he didn't expect that his willpower was so weak, and the second child was so uncompromising!
Luo Yang had already run out of urine, Fang Yirou glared at Luo Yang with a murderous gaze, glared at Luo Yang extremely ferociously, wiped the 'rain and dew' on her hair and face with her sleeve, and ran out of the ward without looking back.
ββ¦β¦ If you dare to speak out about today's events, I will definitely make you a eunuch!! Fang Yirou said viciously and slammed the door out.
At this time, Luo Yang looked at his open crotch, and was really angry and hated this 'little thing'.
Hey? That's not right!
She just left, and she didn't wrap me in gauze, right...... Am I going to be so 'open' all the time?
Nima, this big night, and let yourself 'walk the birds', really speechless!
"Doctor Fang, what's wrong with you......? Why are you all wet? My hair is wet too, what's wrong? β
Outside the room, the voice of the little nurse sounded.
"Oh...... It's okay, the 'fire sprinkler' in the ward just now was broken, and suddenly it sprayed water......" Fang Yi judo.
"Oh so...... Then I'm going to let Lao Wang check it tomorrow! Hey...... How does it look like ...... It smells like urine? β
Fang Yirou: "Uh...... Have it? Why didn't I smell it, Xiaoxiang, is there something wrong with your nose? Tomorrow I should let Director Lu of the Department of Eye, Nose and Throat check it out! β
"But I really smell it......"
Xiao Xiang's aggrieved voice came from outside the ward.