As soon as he entered the house, Wang Xiaoming watched left and right like a thief, and after making sure that no one was following, he closed the door with a "bang", and then exhaled with sweat.

Qin Shuang was inexplicable, glared, and said angrily, "What are you doing!" Hell you've got! ”

Wang Xiaoming said: "It's not much different from seeing a ghost." ”

Qin Shuang sneered, "Yo, look at what you said, that's right, it's true that you have seen a ghost, such a beautiful female ghost, as charming as Nie Xiaoqian, you have lost your soul, yes, or why are you so short-sighted, don't take a good road, you have to squeeze into the pond ......"

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he said angrily, "You are not finished!" ”

Qin Shuang's face sank, "It's not over!" What else do you want! ”

Seeing that Qin Shuang was angry, Wang Xiaoming's tone softened again, "Oh, my Qin Shuang's lady, now it's all burning your buttocks, you are still in the mood to joke, that's Lu Pheasant!" ”

Qin Shuang didn't hesitate and said, "What's wrong with Lu Pheasant?" looks so beautiful, it's a pity that the good cabbage let Liu Bang's pig arch, or you are the matchmaker, now I regret it! ”

Qin Shuang's words almost made Wang Xiaoming suffocate his internal injuries, but if he regretted it, it was indeed a little bit, it was he who personally inserted this delicate and moving flower on the old cow, alas! What a wickedness......

Wait, what are you thinking! But Lu Pheasant is ......

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly returned to reality, and said, "Haven't you heard how Lu Pheasant will deal with Mrs. Qi in the future?" ”

When Qin Shuang heard this, she was stunned, this allusion is often shown on TV dramas, after Liu Bang's death, Lu Pheasant cut off Liu Bang's beloved concubine Mrs. Qi's hands and feet, shaved her hair, gouged out her eyes and tongue, and threw her son Liu Ying in the pit, and called her son Liu Ying to watch, but scared her son to death all of a sudden.

As soon as Qin Shuang thought of this allusion, his back felt cold, and he couldn't help but tremble, alas, he was almost blinded by the angelic face that fascinated the dead.

Wang Xiaoming said again, "She said that it was because of me that she was ruined by Liu Bang, and now she wants to deal with me, I ...... I ......"

Qin Shuang glared, "You deserve it, who told you to pit her, it's none of my business, how do you love to die!" ”

Wang Xiaoming was not happy when he heard it, "Hehe, it's none of your business!" Don't forget, you are my mother, in this era, there is a criminal law called the Nine Clans, and even the little strong and prosperous wealth of your uncle's cousin's niece and daughter-in-law has to bring five horses to divide the corpse, you ...... Hey, hey, hey, hey"

When Qin Shuang heard this, his soul was gone, "Xiao Ming...... Messire! I don't want to be Mrs. Qi, you ...... Think of a way...... Woohoo......"

Wang Xiaoming is proud now, hehe, I'm afraid! I didn't expect you Qin Shuang to beg me too, now it's time for me to turn over and be an uncle! Hey, hey, hey.

"Ahem, it's not that there is no way, it's the so-called thirty-six plans, go for the upper plan, take it ......" Wang Xiaoming stretched out his hand and stretched out to Qin Shuang.

Qin Shuang looked dazed: "What to take?" ”

Wang Xiaoming said, "Of course it's your selling money, how can we go if we don't have money!" ”

Qin Shuang glared, "Sell your body silver!" Sell yourself for silver! You're still thinking about the ten taels of silver! You are brainless, didn't the ten taels of silver let you give it to Liu Bang a long time ago! ”

Oh! Oh, I actually forgot about this stubble, meow! Master, I pointed out a goddess who cheapened you, and I didn't get a penny of money and pasted ten taels of silver upside down, and my low IQ is a hard injury.

Wang Xiaoming frowned, Qin Shuang didn't care, he was limited to get entangled within three days, abducted and deceived, and he didn't hesitate to sacrifice his hue, otherwise he would be disfigured!

Qin Shuang put down the poisonous spell and went to bed, poor Wang Xiaoming was wet and didn't even have a blanket, so he sat on the ground and waited for his clothes to dry.

Wang Xiaoming is also wonderful, even in such a difficult environment, he actually fell asleep.

Qin Shuang was also drunk when she saw this situation after she got up in the morning.

"Slap" Qin Shuang slapped Wang Xiaoming awake, "I'm addicted to sleep, right!" What about money? ”

Wang Xiaoming had a terrible headache, "It's really a hundred family names to remove Zhao, and the opening is money, where will I go to get you money early in the morning." ”

Qin Shuang glared, "I don't care, you have to think of a way for me today......"

Wang Xiaoming stood up and said, "It's okay for you to be reasonable, it's the end of Qin, the economy is sluggish, the employment rate is low, and the GDP is not as good as a year, how can there be such a good amount of money!" ”

Qin Shuang is still those three words, I don't care!

The two of them quarreled, and Liu Bang's voice came from outside the door, "Brother Xian, brother and sister, come out for breakfast!" ”

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he hurriedly said, "Wow! There is something to eat, eating is the most important thing in life, and everything is said after eating......"

As he spoke, he trotted out and slipped out.

Leaving Qin Shuang glaring angrily, "Eat, eat, eat!" Liu Bang's door-picking goods, the hospitality of dried pickles and radish with thin soup every day, you are still addicted to eating, right? ”

Hey? Today's breakfast is different, there are a few dishes of peasant dishes, millet porridge, the aroma is pervasive, and there is a warm feeling.

The sun is coming out in the west?

Take a sip of millet porridge and wow! Lubricated and refreshing, the heat is just right, super good!

Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang hadn't drunk such authentic porridge for a long time.

Liu Bang looked at them with a smile and brought the porridge to his mouth, "Is it delicious?" ”

Before he could swallow it, Wang Xiaoming gave a thumbs up.

Liu Bang showed a satisfied expression, "This is the ...... that my wife specially boiled for you"

"Flutter" Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang sprayed the ground.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem! What the! Are you saying that this porridge was specially made for us by your wife? …… Oh, my God! Is there a ...... Add ...... "Wang Xiaoming was terrified, there should not be chemicals such as 3000 to kill you in this era!"

"Ahaha, of course there is, this is specially prepared for you, of course I have to add some good things to express my heart" Lu Pheasant walked out with a bowl of freshly boiled soup.

It's over, the most poisonous woman's heart, I didn't expect her to do it so quickly, it won't be long before Qin Shuang and I will have a rotten stomach and return to the West.

Lu Pheasant sat down with a smile, filled a bowl of porridge by himself, took a sip, and said with satisfaction, "Hmm! It's really good, this porridge with rock sugar and pear juice is extra sweet......"

Wang Xiaoming lost his voice and said, "Rock sugar pear? Why isn't it dichlorvos, the enemy kills the gods? ”

Qin Shuang hurriedly pulled Wang Xiaoming's sleeve before Wang Xiaoming reacted.

Liu Bang shouted: "Dichlorvos? Enemy killed? What a domineering name, this is a god horse thing? ”

Wang Xiaoming laughed dryly, "Hehe...... Be...... It is a kind of food additive, natural preservative, flavoring. ”

The atmosphere of breakfast was a little awkward, although it was very rich, but Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang no longer had the slightest appetite, and Lu Pheasant always looked at Wang Xiaoming with a smile from time to time, although he was laughing, Wang Xiaoming clearly saw two sharp blades in her eyes, as if they would fly out of his eyes at any time and make him into pieces of duck one by one.

Lu Pheasant hid a knife in his smile, and his smile was even stronger, "Why, Brother Xiao Mingxian is not interested in my cooking skills?" ”

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "No, no, no...... How could it be......"

"Oh? Is that something on your mind? ”

"Uh...... It's a bit of a thing, hehe, but it's not a big deal......"

Lu Pheasant was interested: "Is there anything you can say to me and your eldest brother!" You are our matchmaker, we are all grateful to you, just say me, I am really grateful to you, I thank your whole family, I thank your ancestors for eighteen generations......"

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he broke out in a cold sweat, and hurriedly said, "Sister-in-law is serious, it's enough to thank me, don't thank my family, they are innocent......"

Liu Banghao said angrily: "Alas! Virtuous brothers, they are all a family, and it is difficult to find a big brother! Big brother is supporting you for big things, say it, what's the matter! ”

Wang Xiaoming was hesitant, Qin Shuang was so anxious that he stepped on his foot under the table, Wang Xiaoming blurted out in pain, "It's not a big deal, in fact, I just want to borrow a little money, ten taels is enough for ......"

"Ahem! Oh, I haven't slept well lately, I haven't been energetic all day, and my memory is not good, you see, I made an appointment with Cao Shen and them to rectify the market today, and I almost forgot about it, alas, I have to go quickly, or those hawkers will have to occupy the road in violation of the law again......" Liu Bang has already begun to pack his clothes and prepare to go out.

Damn, as soon as you mention the money, you will slip away, this character is exactly the same as me! Wang Xiaoming scolded silently in his heart.

Lu Pheasant smiled, "Alas, what should I think of as a big thing, it turns out that it is such a small matter, in fact, we are a family, and we should help each other." ”

Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang were stunned, Wang Xiaoming pondered in his heart, "You will be so kind?" ”

Even Liu Bang felt incredible, and hurried to Lu Pheasant's ear, "Lady, I think I have to confess one thing to you, in fact, I still owe a lot of gambling debts, food accounts, prostitution money, and wine money outside, I am already such a loser, you can't follow in my footsteps......"

Liu Bang's words really made Lu Pheasant suffocate internal injuries, the corners of Lu Pheasant's mouth twitched, trying to keep his smile on his face, forcibly suppressing his anger, gritting his teeth and saying, "The foil I said is to help him find a way to support his family, Xiao Ming, you have also seen this family, there are only two things that can be handled, a few broken bowls and a rotten table, you can choose yourself!" ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled dryly, "But sister-in-law, these two things...... It...... What can it do? ”

Lu Pheasant said, "You can ask for food on the street with a broken bowl, and you can tell fortunes and look at people on the street with a table, you can choose the two jobs, your sister-in-law can only help you get here, you don't have to thank me, just rest assured!" ”

Wang Xiaoming was dumbfounded when he heard this.

Liu Bang was happy when he heard it, "Yes, yes, you see how good we are to you, as the so-called man should be self-reliant, he must be self-reliant, you can go with confidence!" I'm optimistic about you, whether you want food or fortune telling, you can put it in the vegetable market casually, and my brother will never charge you a management fee......"

Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang glanced at each other, wanting to cry without tears.

Read the first book of the novel