I don't know if it's out of jealousy, or if those people haven't drunk for hundreds of years, they don't sleep when they push the glass one by one, and they can't wait to drink enough at Liu Bang's house.

Seeing that one by one drank more and more, Niu B was blowing higher and higher, and he didn't stop, Liu Bang's face became more and more ugly.

As the saying goes, a moment of Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and these bastards don't know that they have scraped themselves thousands of gold.

Forget it, don't wait, you drink yours, it's better to drink you to death, I'm going to get down to business.

Liu Bang was already hungry and thirsty, so he left a room of people, took the hand of his bride Lu Pheasant and entered the back room.

Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but sigh with emotion, and the four words of a man's true colors could be regarded as being played vividly by him.

It wasn't until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night that Cao Shen shook his body and got up, he had drunk enough wine, and the cowhide was blown out, so it was time to go home and snore.

Before leaving, they didn't forget to say a few words to Wang Xiaoming.

"Brother Ming, long night...... It's a long time, and we ...... Also...... It's also bitter, you know...... "sobbing like little."

Wang Xiaoming comforted, "I understand, I understand, I will do my best to urge your mother-in-law to deliver the goods." ”

Lu Wan choked up and said, "Good brother, thank you!" ”

Wang Xiaoming said, "No thanks, you can go slowly...... Walk slowly, the road is slippery when it's dark, don't fall into the pond and drown. ”

Sending off the last wave of guests, Wang Xiaoming was already sleepy, Qin Shuang had already gone back to the house to rest, Wang Xiaoming scolded, "You think you are suffering, but in fact, I am more bitter than you, at least you can't see it, but there is really a big beauty in my house, but I ...... Alas, the heart is congested, the heart is congested. ”

Wang Xiaoming walked towards his house depressedly, but saw a person by the pond in front of the door.

A big beauty, wearing a bridal dress, willow leaves and curved eyebrows and cherry mouth, her skin is smooth and shiny, the moonlight is sprinkled on her face, she is quiet and Ruili, and she has the demeanor of Sister Zhiling.

Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but drop his son.

Wait, this is Lu Pheasant? She had been wearing a red hijab just now, but she didn't expect that she was a goddess.

Meow! Such a fairy sister is so cheap, Liu Bang is that bastard.

What a good cabbage...... No! It was the Tianshan Snow Lotus that was arched by the pig!

Wang Xiaoming only felt a burst of sadness in his heart, and he was too congested.

No, today is her great joy...... Phew! Hello, hi. Today is an absolute disaster day.

She wasn't pulled into the inner hall by Liu Bang just now, ......, I'm sorry, that picture is too congested, Wang Xiaoming can't bear to imagine!

Why is she alone by this pond now? And what happened to her frowning, complaining, and tears in her eyes?

Could it be that she wanted to commit suicide by throwing herself into the river!

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly called "Mrs. Liu!" Don't! ”

Lu Pheasant heard the shout, hurriedly turned around, only to see Wang Xiaoming rushing over with an arrow, Lu Pheasant didn't know Wang Xiaoming, and quickly dodged in shock, but Wang Xiaoming stepped on a piece of wet mud by the pond, his feet slipped, and he rushed directly into the icy river with a "plop".

Fortunately, Wang Xiaoming can swim, but the cold water of the river also tossed him enough, and when he fluttered back to the shore and climbed ashore tremblingly, Lu Pheasant was looking at him with a cold face, as if he was looking at a young man with a second b.

Wang Xiaoming saw that Lu Pheasant was fine, and finally breathed a sigh of relief, "It's okay if you're okay, ah, ow...... I was so scared you would...... Ahh......h

Lu Pheasant sneered, "I'm afraid I'll jump, aren't I?" ”

Wang Xiaoming said: "Didn't you want to ...... just now?" Khan, it's good if it's not, it's good if it's not...... Huh"

Lu Pheasant sneered, "No, you guessed right, I really wanted to jump just now." ”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned.

Lu Pheasant continued, "But now I don't want to, I'm not reconciled,"

The expression on Lu Pheasant's face became resentful.

Wang Xiaoming shuddered, Lu Pheasant's vicious heart was clearly recorded in history, and her methods of dealing with the enemy were simply outrageous.

Wang Xiaoming smiled dryly: "What's unwilling." ”

Lu Pheasant said coldly, "I want to kill someone, even if I die, I will kill that person, if it weren't for him, how could I be taken away from my innocent daughter by Liu Bang's unscrupulous person!" I...... I'm going to have him torn to pieces!" ”

Wang Xiaoming had an ominous premonition, and asked stubbornly, "May I ask that damn person...... Who is it? ”

Lu Pheasant gritted his teeth and said, "Wang Xiaoming! ”

Wang Xiaoming only felt that the world was spinning, and his eyes were black.

It's a big joke!

Lu Pheasant stared at Wang Xiaoming, "Who are you?" ”

Wang Xiaoming hesitated and said, "I...... I...... I'm ......."

Lu Pheasant's eyes tightened, "Your voice is so familiar, I heard your voice at the banquet just now." ”

Wang Xiaoming's hairs stood up.

Lu Pheasant's eyes suddenly flashed, "You are!" ”

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I'm not!" Yes! By the way, I suddenly remembered that the sow at home had postpartum depression, and I am going back to enlighten it now, Mrs. Liu, say goodbye! ”

After saying that, he turned around and was about to flee.

"Alas! Brother Xian, what are you doing here? Also, what's the matter with you soaking wet? Hey, why are you there, lady! "It turned out that Wang Xiaoming's movement in the water was too big, and after the war, Liu Bang, who was already exhausted and asleep, was woken up by him.

As soon as Liu Bang came up, he asked nonsense, Wang Xiaoming's mind was racing rapidly, and he believed that he would definitely be able to come up with a seamless lie to fool the past.

Wang Xiao...... Oh! Xianggong, what's wrong with you? Why did it rain just now? Drenching you like this? Qin Shuang was also awakened.

Okay, everyone is here, Wang Xiaoming's head is buzzing.

The eyes of the three people were staring at Wang Xiaoming, and Wang Xiaoming felt a huge pressure.

Well, you can't hide, and you're going to have to do it!

"Actually, it's like this, just now I passed by the pond, I saw a duck laid a duck egg, the duck egg is big and round, at a glance it is a first-class product, not only nutritious, but also beautiful and beautiful, I think if it is used to make supper must be excellent, so I walked over, just about to reach out to pick it up, but happened to meet my sister-in-law came out to admire the moon, sister-in-law is like Chang'e under the moon, I lost my square inch for a while, accidentally stepped on the duck egg, and as a result, my foot slipped, fell into the pond, this is the way it is, and, don't ask me where the duck egg went, I've already said that the duck egg was trampled on by me, okay, it's over, I'm going back to rest, lady, let's go. ”

Wang Xiaoming shook his head, danced his hands and feet, and chatted like a cannon, and several people were dizzy and confused, and their mouths were wide open.

Liu Bang said, "But...... My family doesn't have ...... Raise ducks! ”

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he was shocked into a cold sweat, I strangled it, I couldn't imagine that such a seamless lie still left a loophole.

It doesn't matter, I, Wang Xiaoming, are wise, great, and powerful, this is not difficult for me, I will say another lie to round this lie.

"Hehehehe, I think I'm mistaken, it's actually a ......"

Without waiting for Wang Xiaoming to speak, Liu Bang affirmed, "I don't have chickens at home, nor geese, quails, seagulls, vultures, and owls, in short, I don't raise any eggs that can lay eggs, and the wild ones are even more impossible, I don't shit here, and I don't want it to lay eggs, and I don't expect it to lay eggs, and a nest of Wang Ba in the pond was also drunk by me last year, so Brother Xian, may I ask what kind of egg you are seeing!" ”

Wang Xiaoming was just about to spit out a mouthful of blood, damn it! Do you want to be so desperate!

Unexpectedly, at the critical moment, Lu Pheasant came out to play a round, "How could he see any eggs, in fact, he drank too much, his eyes were not good, and he saw the reflection of the moon in the pond as a bastard, and the monkey was in a hurry and the monkey fluttered down, am I right...... Wang Xiaoming! ”

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes!" Here's the thing! …… Such a ......"

The last three words are as quiet as mosquitoes.

He finally fell in love with Lu Pheasant and admitted that he was Wang Xiaoming.

"Ahaha! I see, alas! Brother Xiao Mingxian, this is your mistake, you want to eat duck eggs and tell your brother! You gave such a pretty woman to my brother as a wife, what is a duck egg! This piece of vegetable market is under my brother's control, my brother will go to Lao Zhang, who sells duck eggs, tomorrow to knock him a few, life is so brilliant, life is so wonderful, it's not worth it to fight hard for a duck egg......"

Wang Xiaoming smiled bitterly: "Thank you, brother!" ”

Liu Bangyi put his arm around Lu Pheasant's shoulder, "Okay, okay, I'm tired today, you and your wife should rest early, and I will also follow my wife...... Hey, hey, hey! ”

After speaking, he put his arm around Lu Pheasant's shoulder and turned back to the house with a sneer, Wang Xiaoming trembled all over, what a sin!

As soon as he looked up, he found that Lu Pheasant was turning his head and glaring at him hatefully, Wang Xiaoming didn't dare to look at him, so he hurriedly hugged Qin Shuang's shoulder, "Hurry up...... Get back to the house! ”

Qin Shuang glared, "Let go!" Die! ”

Wang Xiaoming cried and said with a sad face, "Let's go, something is wrong!" ”

Qin Shuang was stunned, Wang Xiaoming didn't look like he was lying, could something really happen?

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