Liu Bang returned to the barracks in a few dejected ways, Liu Bang's face was not very good, but the guards guarding the door were obsessed with sycophants again.

"Wow! Big brother, is this the latest popular style to kill Matt? This egg yolk pie toner is casually applied all over the face, plus a few green leaves for embellishment......"

Liu Bang roared: "Adorn your sister!" Don't bring me a few basins of washing water! ”

The guards panicked and stumbled to fetch water.

In the Chinese military tent, a person has been waiting for a long time.

Xiao He?

Liu Bang was stunned for a few moments, why did he come?

As soon as Xiao He saw Liu Bang, he was full of smiles, and performed with a pompous affection, "Brother Bang! I'm looking forward to bringing you back! ”

After speaking, he was about to come up and hug Liu Bang's thigh, Liu Bang pushed it away, this Xiao He, who used to rely on his official being bigger than Liu Bang, gave Liu Bang a lot of small shoes to wear.

Liu Bang hummed and said, "Now the people in the entire Pei County are not very friendly to me, and you are so enthusiastic, I can't believe it!" ”

While talking, the washing water came, Liu Bang scrambled to wash the rotten eggs on his face, Xiao He lay in Liu Bang's ear, and said, "Oh, this is all a misunderstanding!" In fact, the people of Pei County were fooled by Yongya! ”

Liu Bang raised his head violently, and the sewage splashed Xiao He's face, "Flickered?" What's going on? ”

Xiao He hurriedly said the reason inside.

It turns out that since Yongya became the captain of the Self-Defense Force in Pei County, he has become a soil emperor, abducted and deceived, blackmailed and blackmailed Liu Bang as before.

But since he knew that Liu Bang was coming back, he immediately restrained himself, helping the widow carry water, help the widow with laundry, help the widow cook, and coax the widow to sleep...... He does these good people and good deeds every day.

He also donated a large number of books to the library of the college, including many world famous books such as "This Bottle of Plum", "The Heart Sutra of Desire", "Jade Putuan" and so on.

He also recognized dozens of eighty or ninety-year-old old men as godfathers and godmothers, every time someone accepted him as a godson within three days, he would definitely die at the end of his life, he would generously use a roll of straw mats to take care of his godfather and godmother's funeral, and then inherit the inheritance......

Tong Guò did these good deeds, he bought a large part of the hearts of the people, and then he sent a navy to lurk in every corner of Pei County, specifically pouring water in the crowd and slandering Liu Bang, so Liu Bang came back and became the current situation.

As soon as Xiao He finished speaking, Liu Bang gritted his teeth in anger, "It's too despicable!" It's so shameless! The good reputation that my Liu Bang has accumulated for decades has all been ruined by him...... Alas! That's not right! Everyone else has been fooled, why haven't you been fooled? And how do you know so clearly? ”

Xiao He smiled awkwardly, "Because of the sailors he hired...... That's me, hehe......"

I'll it! You still have to be ......

Liu Bang was very generous, "Needless to say, if my expectations are good, he won't give you a dime of salary!" ”

Xiao He laughed twice and replied.

Isn't this nonsense? Why don't I come to you!

Liu Bang gritted his teeth and said, "I can't imagine that Yongya, the turtle son, is so despicable and shameless, how can a person like me be upright and righteous to parry......"

"Plop" "plop" "plop" "plop" The people around him fell into a ......

Liu Bang was not happy when he saw it, "God!" Am I not right? ”

"No, no! Brother Bang, you're right, you're just too real, so sometimes it's easy to lose," Fan replied as he got up.

Liu Bangdao: "You mean that I should treat others the way I do?" No, no, no! He can be shameless, I can't be like him! ”

Fan Xu looked dazed, and a voice shouted in his heart, I didn't say that!

Liu Bang said again: "Lu Xuan! What do you say we should do? ”

Lu Juan thought for a while and said, "I think we should ...... to the people of Pei County."

Liu Bang said: "Yes! We should reveal the true face of Yongya's beast to the people of Pei County, he specially stretched out his devil's claws to single women, even the exterminator of the nunnery in the north of the city! ”

Everyone was shocked, and Xiahou Ying said, "Brother Bang, do you know this?" When did this happen? ”

Liu Bang said: "This is what is going to happen tonight!" ”

Cao Shen immediately shouted, "Oh! I see, you are trying to find someone to take away the chastity of the exterminating old nun, and then blame Yongya! ”

Liu Bang immediately scolded: "Cao Shen! What did you say! How could you come up with such a bad idea! The exterminator has been guarding himself like jade for 60 years, and you want to ...... Alas! Beasts! What a beast you are! ”

Cao Shen had an innocent expression on his face, aren't you cheating on me? It's clear that you want to do it so well!

Liu Bang looked at Zhou Bo, and Zhou Bo simply didn't say a word.

Liu Bang lamented: "Cao Shen's such a heinous act, I can't imagine that you actually acquiesced and agreed!" You beasts! I'm so heartbroken for you."

Zhou Bo was about to cry, I was so lying down and getting shot!

Liu Bang lamented that he paused his chest and hammered his feet, "You are so shameless, you have lost your conscience!" It's all because I don't usually educate you well, I'm really heartbroken, and I can't help it...... But then again, since you have to do this, I can't do it alone, so I won't object, so I'll leave this task to ......."

As soon as Liu Bang raised his hand, the people around him avoided one after another, for fear that Liu Bang would point to him.

But Liu Bang put his fingers into his nostrils and picked up the boogers.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Liu Bang pulled out a large black ball, and then shouted, "Yi Zhiping!" ”

Yi Zhiping? That Yi Zhiping, who works part-time in an animal farm and specializes in pigs, cattle and sheep breeding?

I saw Yin Zhiping rushing in while lifting his pants, "Brother Bang! Tell me something! The pig farm over there sent two old sows that need to be mated, and I'm already tied up and ready to get to work! ”

Liu Bang waved his hand, "Let those two old sows wait first, I will send you a special task now, you listen!" ”

Then Liu Bangbei told Yi Zhiping about the task, and Yi Zhiping said loudly, "Promise to complete the task!" ”

Liu Bang nodded with satisfaction: "Da Vinci!" Da vinci! ”

I saw Leonardo da Vinci rushing in at a trot: "Brother Bang, what's the matter?" ”

Liu Bang Zhengse said, "Yi Zhiping is going to perform a special mission tonight, you have to track the whole process, and record Yi Zhiping's heroic posture throughout the whole process, but--the avatar will give me the little miscellaneous one with Yong teeth!" Then make hundreds of copies, hand them over to Xiao He, and distribute them throughout the city! ”

Wang Xiaoming was dumbfounded! There is such a shameless person in the world, compared with him, he instantly becomes noble! Well, Brother Bang, you're kinky!

Liu Bang paused, and then said, "This mission is a matter of importance, and there is no room for failure, so we need a commander-in-chief at the front......"

Wang Xiaoming stood beside Liu Bang, watching Fan Hao run from side to side, dodging Liu Bang's outstretched golden finger.

Suddenly, Liu Bang patted Wang Xiaoming on the shoulder, "Just brother you!" ”

Wang Xiaoming almost fell to his knees, your sister! You look for me for such a lack of morality! Can you not pit me!

Wang Xiaoming was about to refuse, but Liu Bang said, "The time has come, start acting!" ”

Wang Xiaoming wanted to cry without tears......

In the county government of Pei County, Yong Ya is drinking a little wine with a few of his subordinates, and now the entire Pei County is his largest.

I saw Yongya take a sip of wine and said, "No, Liu Bang's kid is now a lot of people, and we may have to suffer!" ”

A horse boy immediately said, "What are you afraid of, big brother, now the people in the city support us, and he Liu Bang doesn't dare to act rashly!" ”

Yongya said, "You can't say that, now those ordinary people are not very at ease with us, we must find a way to establish our lofty image, so that they can completely support us......"

Ma Tsai said, "Big brother, do you want to ......"

Yongyan said, "If there is a woman who is being abused by gangsters, and I happened to pass by and save her, and then we went to Xiao He to hype it up, then ......"

The horses all gave a thumbs up, "Big brother!" You're such a! ”

Yong Yan said, "You all think it's good! Well, this glorious task is up to you! ”

The horses were dumbfounded, and immediately asked, "Then who ......are we going to target?" ”

Yongya poured another glass of wine and said in a deep voice, "The extermination master of the nunnery in the north of the city! ”

I'll it! Doesn't this show that it's a cheat?

The three horses were just about to refuse, but Yongya preemptively said, "It's time, let's take action!" ”

The three ponies wanted to cry without tears......

It was a sinful night, and in the nunnery and incense hall in the north of the city, a white-haired nun with a kind face was kneeling on the futon and meditating sincerely.

She fiddled with the Buddhist beads in her hand with one hand and tapped the wooden fish in front of her with the other.

She didn't even notice that danger was approaching her......

Alas! Pity this Buddha Gate purely......

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