The night of sin has come, and the ghost of sin has been set out.

Wang Xiaoming took Yi Zhiping and Da Vinci to sneak over the city wall and went towards the nunnery in the north of the city.

Wang Xiaoming silently recited in his heart, "I am really guilty today, even the disciples of Buddhism have been harmed, alas, I don't know if the Buddha will blame me!" ”

However, as the protagonist of this mission, Yi Zhiping is calm and confident......

Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but ask, "Don't you know who the target of this mission is?" ”

Yi Zhiping said, "I know, it's an old nun who has treasured sixty years of chastity!" ”

I'll take it, Wang Xiaoming showed an incredible look, "What you said is really easy, aren't you afraid of retribution?" ”

Yi Zhiping said: "Don't be afraid! If I believe in Jesus, I don't need to talk about the rules of Buddhism! ”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment, and said, "I'm really convinced of you, people like you, I think only a pig will marry you......"

"Nope! Brother Xiao Ming, you are wrong, in fact, I was married before, and I was with someone, but I divorced later. ”

"Why?"

"Because once I drank too much, and I was drunk, so I picked up a man and went to bed, and the man was so frightened that he cried out, "Don't, son-in-law!" As a result, my brain is not controlled, zhì......"

"! You actually your own mother-in-law! You're such a beast! ”

"Nope! When I woke up, I found out that it was my father-in-law! ”

"Plop" "Plop" Wang Xiaoming and Da Vinci both knelt on the ground.

"Since then, I have discovered that in my eyes, there is no difference between women and men, and even between humans and animals...... Alas! Brother Ming, Leonardo da Vinci, why are you standing so far away......"

Wang Xiaoming said in horror: "Don't come here! Let's keep our distance! ”

The three of them sneaked to the nunnery, only to hear a low sound of wooden fish and chanting from inside.

Wang Xiaoming was lying on the wall, struggling in his heart, "What the hell am I doing?" ”

But when he saw Yi Zhiping take out a small porcelain bottle, pour out a pill, and was about to take it, Wang Xiaoming immediately stopped, "This is a magic horse thing?" ”

Yi Zhiping said proudly, "This is my unique configuration of ten whip pills, which contains deer whips, tiger whips, bull whips, elephant whips, ......"

Wang Xiaoming said impatiently, "If you have it, you can tell how fierce it is!" ”

Yi Zhiping said, "As long as you eat it, the wax gun head can also be a pillar of optimism, tiger and tiger, and it is not a problem to take chastity four or five times a minute!" ”

Wang Xiaoming was shocked, "Such a dick!" Come! You're going to give me this bottle! ”

After speaking, he snatched Yi Zhiping's bottle of Ten Whip Powerful Pills.

Yi Zhiping was helpless, so he could only say, "Then the subordinate will go to action, wait for you to bring Da Vinci in and take pictures......

Da Vinci shook the pen in his hand and said, "Don't worry, Brother Ping, I'll take four or five close-ups in a minute, you can go with peace of mind!" ”

Wang Xiaoming's head was buzzing, and compared to these people, he was instantly taller.

Wang Xiaoming said again and again, "Wait, wait, let me think about it, I think it's really a bit ...... for us to do this."

"It's so shameless!"

Wang Xiaoming and the three of them were shocked when they lay on the wall, only to see the three horses coming over scolding, "It's so shameless!" He himself slept all the beautiful widows in the city, but he told us to come and get the old nuns! He plays the hero himself, phew! ”

"Not really! I can see through it, his virtue is not as good as Liu Bang! Greed is terrible, and leave nothing to the brethren......"

"Alas! By the way, I heard that Liu Bang was doing a road management and toll collection business outside, and he made a fortune, and everyone under his hands had money, why don't we go to him? ”

Wang Xiaoming was dizzy, I'll go, and I still have a special road management toll business, which is so literary and artistic, isn't it actually a roadblock robbery!

"Defect to Liu Bang? Who do you think you are? Will he ask for it if you go? ”

Wang Xiaoming grabbed Yi Zhiping, who was about to move, and said in a low voice, "The situation has changed, we are waiting......"

I saw three horses scolding into the courtyard, kicking the door into the Buddhist hall......

In the face of the three uninvited guests, the exterminator looked terrified, "You...... What do you want to do! ”

Ma Tsai said impatiently, "Don't be verbose, take off your clothes quickly, and cooperate!" ”

The Exterminator screamed "Don't! This is the solemn place of Buddhism, and you must not do anything that is unacceptable! You guys...... Come with me into the inner hall. ”

After speaking, he turned his head shyly.

Wang Xiaoming almost fell off the wall.

Ma Zai snorted coldly, "What are you thinking about!" It's here, hurry! ”

The exterminator gritted his teeth and refused, "Absolutely not here!" Poor ...... Never say yes! ”

Ma Zai was angry when he heard it, "Hey! Give you a face, you are not ashamed! Brothers, come hard! Above! ”

After speaking, they pounced on the exterminator and ripped off the monk's robe of the exterminator, and the exterminator was terrified, "Don't ...... No...... Don't! ”

The exterminator refused with a happy face, and then cooperated, and finally suddenly froze, "Huh? Feed! What the hell do you guys mean! What does it mean to sit there and smoke when you are stripped of your poor ni to your belly pocket? ”

Ma Zai said impatiently, "Shut up, someone will come to save you later, you give me an honest wait for me!" ”

The exterminator scolded too loudly: "Who dares to come and ruin my good deeds!" …… Oh no, may I ask which young knight will come to the hero to save the beauty? Zhang Wuji or Yang Guo? ”

Ma Zai spat out the smoke ring and glared, "Don't daydream, shut up and wait!" ”

"Ahh Yaay ......" I saw Yongya wearing a heroic costume, shouting the beat, taking the steps of Peking Opera martial arts, and rushing from the end of the street to the front of the nunnery.

Wang Xiaoming rolled his eyes, you shameless man is finally here, alas! Pregnant!

I saw Yongya make a few Peking Opera martial arts debuts in front of the nunnery, and then said in a Peking Opera tone, "Ah! Yaay

Xiao Sheng was eating and drinking with his friends, but he heard a cry for help in the middle of the night.

Now I take a look, it turns out that there are three villains who want to be rude to the teacher and defile the Buddhism, how can Xiaosheng sit idly by and ignore it, and wait for me to fight Sanying with a halberd today! ……”

Wang Xiaoming looked disdainful, meow, he didn't go in to take a look at it, and he knew that there were three bad guys, and this collusion was different!

After the image of Yongya was bright, he was about to go inside to save the beauty of the hero, but suddenly a figure flashed in front of him, and he saw Wang Xiaoming descending from the sky and appearing in front of him.

Yongyan was shocked: "It's you little wretch!" You say, last time I fainted, did you steal my money and run away! ”

Wang Xiaoming grinned: "That's right! ”

Yongya was stunned, "I actually admit it shamelessly, that's good, Lao Tzu is going to ...... today"

Wang Xiaoming shouted, "Do it!" ”

I saw Yi Zhiping and Leonardo da Vinci appear around Yongya, one of them twisted one of his arms, and Yongya couldn't move.

Then Wang Xiaoming pried open his mouth and poured him a whole bottle of Ten Whip Pills!

"Yi Zhiping! How long does it take for this pill to work? ”

"Ten"

"Ten minutes?"

"Nine...... Eight...... Seven ......"

"I'll fuck you! Isn't this a cheat! Hurry up! ”

I saw three people twisting their teeth and running quickly towards the Buddhist hall, and the three horses saw that the situation was not right, and they were about to make a move, but they were kicked into the inner hall by Yi Zhiping...... Four...... Three ......"

"Teacher, come with me!" Wang Xiaoming grabbed the lightly clothed extermination master and rushed out of the Buddhist hall.

Then he turned around and kicked on Yongya's buttocks, "Go! Pikachu! ”

Yongya stumbled into the Buddha Hall, and when he turned his head, he only heard a "click", and Wang Xiaoming locked the door of the Buddha Hall with a lock.

"One...... Zero! Just right! The effect of the drug is about to kick in! Yi Zhiping shouted.

I saw that the three horses were locked together with Yongya, and Yongya's face instantly turned red, and his expression became hideous, "Hehe...... Ahaha......! ”

The horses swallowed their saliva and stammered, "Big brother...... Eldest brother...... You want to do ......."

Before the word "Ma" could be spoken, Yongyan shouted "Yes!" I want to do it! ”

Damn! These ten whips of the pill were really extraordinary, Yong Yan lost his mind and became extremely crazy, and there were three terrible cries and screams from inside!

Wang Xiaoming poked a small hole in the window: "Da Vinci!" Take a picture! ”

"Okay!" I saw Leonardo da Vinci leaning in front of the window, and the pen in his hand flew around, "Brother Xiaoming, do you need to make a mosaic?" ”

Wang Xiaoming said, "No! To be horseless HD! And also! Paint his little Tintin for me as a deformity! ”

"No problem! You're waiting! ”

I rub! The speed of this da Vinci's shipment is really not covered, and I saw the finished pictures in his hand falling like snowflakes.

I'll give you a lung! This technology is too good! I saw the obscene, obscene, and brutal image of Yongya leaping on the paper.

Wang Xiaoming and Yi Zhiping hurriedly collected them and bound them into a book.

The exterminator said, "You guys are ......"

Wang Xiaoming said, "Master Tai Mo asked, you just wait to be a witness tomorrow!" We'll get you justice! ”

In order to neutralize the atmosphere, Wang Xiaoming sang "Chrysanthemum remnants, wounded ...... all over the ground"

This book comes from reading books